#fic: bend over

[callsignthirsty]

Fic Tag Game 🌻

Rules - Recommend us 3 of YOUR fics: 1 that is “most popular” and 2 that are “hidden gems!”

Tagged by @mtnofgrace — thanks for tagging me, friend!

I've done this based on my tumblr notes, but also took a look at the kudos each fic got on my AO3 Seeing the difference between how fics perform on tumblr and AO3 is fucking WILD.

Most Popular:

Wrong Answer, Sweetheart — Tom "Iceman" Kazansky x F!Reader Suggestion Box Submission: Have you done a jealous Iceman smut? I feel like he's very possessive 😩 In which Ice gets upset when his pretty girlfriend is hit on at The O Club and has to remind her who she belongs to. (spoiler alert: it's him.)

Hidden Gems that I just love: So, this is where I think things start to get interesting. Because one of my "least popular" fics on tumblr is one of my most popular on AO3. Like, Wrong Answer, Sweetheart is popular on both sites (though not my most popular on AO3), but these "hidden gems" seem to be way more popular on AO3 than they are here 🤷‍♀️.

Bend Over — Tom "Iceman" Kazansky x F!Reader Suggestion Box Submission: An Iceman smut where Ice has her bent over his lap 🥵, and he's spanking her as punishment for purposely teasing him at the bar, in front of all the pilots. (...) Could you add praise and dirty talk, too, please?

Stuck in the Middle — Ron "Slider" Kerner x F!Reader x Tom "Iceman" Kazansky The one where Maverick’s sister is on a mission to give her brother a heart attack by sleeping with not one, but two of his colleagues.

No pressure tagging: @purelyfiction @deadratio @callsign-dragonbaron @callsign-valley + anyone else who sees and wants to join in ❤️

[harmonysanreads]

Sunday when others fidget around him : This person must have a poor grasp of their emotions, despite how much they're trying to pull off the bravado. Or, something must be making them uncomfortable and they're trying to distract themselves by fixing their appearance. Or perhaps they simply were not taught manners. Seriously, is it that difficult to stay still—

Sunday when you fidget around him : That's... kind of cute.

[jacquelying]

more mt everest 1990 wips <3 team work makes the dream work

[p1x1x]

what indeed…!

[4rtificialfolio]

i need him to do unholy things to me 🫠

[gomacave]

Not to be Yapping again, but. I've said this before and i rlly think ab it a lot but i dont think cloud would forgive Seph for nibelheim. Nor do i think he should. Because killing ur mom is pretty unforgivable for one but also bc its more interesting to me this way? Like their freakishly complicated relationship that nobody else Gets is what's so yummy 2 me. I dont think the hurt or the rage or the hero worship ever fully goes away it just gets added to the mix of stuff they feel each other. Like theyre hand in unlovable hand pilled lowkey. Not as dark in how i like my post-ac to be but i LOVE the idea that the softest universes r motivated by just them becoming too tired to fight cuz theyre shackled to each other forever

[outism-had-a-purpose]

Ryoshu and Rodya friendship where they sometimes sleep in each other's room when it gets too much in theirs.

When the candlelight in Ryoshu's gets too bright and suffocating with the heat and reminds her too much of the fire her daughter died in sometimes she knocks (more of. just letting herself in lmao) on Rodya's door to literally cool off.

Sometimes when Rodya's room freezes her down to the bone to the point where that she can't sleep, and the stench and sight of her dead neighbors haunts her every senses, Ryoshu gets a quiet knock on her door, and an even more surprising, a solemnly quiet Rodya outside, asking her if she can take a quick snooze here because she doesn't wanna go out and do the night watch.

Something something the only bed worth sleeping is the one right next to you (sad). Fire and ice duo. you get me riht

[alaiostoudenfan]

Why whenever I open ao3 its just laios topping everyone…

I hate it here.

[adelinamoteru]

being a jason todd fan on ao3 is mentally exhausting

[weird-an]

Steve is dying every day in this god forsaken office. He loathes himself for taking the job his father urged him to for ages.

Sure, it‘s a higher position than he would have ever gotten without a college degree. He’s got a whole office for himself and is getting a secretary.

”Your new secretary is here,“ the security guard tells him and leans a bit closer to whisper. ”I don‘t think he fits in here.“

He? The guard turns around and leaves.

Billy Hargrove is standing in Steve‘s office.

It‘s been five years, but he’s still got the mullet and the thin mustache. He‘s already violating office regulation by wearing ripped jeans and an unbuttoned blue shirt.

”Is this a joke?“ Steve asks. He hopes Billy is having a laugh and will leave. He shouldn‘t have left the hiring to someone else and he shouldn‘t stare at Billy‘s chest.

”I make great coffee,“ Billy just says and then frowns. ”They misspelled your name on the job posting.“

”We‘re not doing this,“ Steve tells him. ”No way.“

”I can get rid of any asshole trying to bother you.“ Billy shrugs.

Well, Steve believes that at least. A tempting offer.

”I’ll give you a week. If you screw up, you’re gone.“

”Deal.“ Billy winks. ”My other qualities are great too.“

Steve doesn‘t know what that means until two days later he gets a folder with the usual report sheets and a photocopy of Billy‘s ass.

At least he feels a bit alive now. Maybe Billy working for him has some perks.

[goldenbi]

First lines of 2024 thanks for the tag @onehundredflamingos The skirt did not become less distracting after the Charms incident. But it did become more fun when Sirius could do this.

“James?” Sirius called, mischief clear in his tone. He leaned against the counter in the potions storeroom.

“Yes?” James looked over his shoulder.

“Could you grab me the Mugwort?” Sirius’s eyes flicked to top shelf.

“But we don’t need—“ James started, but cut off as he saw Sirius’s eyes slide slowly down James’s body and stop right at the skirt. “Oh.��

James faced the shelves again and then lifted onto his toes, calf muscles bulging, and the skirt lifted too, exposing those thighs that Sirius wanted to sink his teeth into.

No pressure tag @jamesunderwater @melissamwrites @roryshitposts

[novelconcepts]

what doesn't kill you (doesn't kill you)

Van ought to know better than to take her ex-girlfriend to the movies, but Bend It Like Beckham's just come out, and maybe--just maybe--they can be normal about this.

(She doubts it.)

E; 6,281 words

The thing about Van Palmer, if you listen to her mother, is: she just doesn’t know when to say when. When to quit on somebody. When to walk the fuck away. Van doesn’t make a habit of listening to Vicky Palmer’s sermons on most subjects, and certainly not on Van herself, but in this one case—just this one time—she thinks her mom might actually have a point. Van doesn’t know when to walk. When to fold. When to look a thing in the eye and understand it’s too dead to blink back. That’s what she’s doing here. What she’s really doing here. Not allowing a dead thing to rot properly.

[the-npc]

If Brock from the Pokemon anime and Sanji from One piece ever met the world would shatter

[lemonhoarddragoness]

Legend of Korra: Tahnorra Swampbending

Korra is hallucinating again. It's nice enough, she determines as she looks up at the visage, to see something other than her avatar state glowering down at her. That is, until she realizes its not a hallucination at all, "-Tahno? What on earth are you doing here?" "I could ask you the same thing, Uhvatar."

[triplexdoublex]

Sooo nobody was gonna tell me this picture existed! 👀

The way the rosary thigh tat just completes this whole look is just 🤌🏻

[arachnicas]

Look, I don't mind fanfiction where things are cool between Miles and Peter, but I would love a plot where after the events of ATSV, Peter thinks long and hard about how he dropped the ball as a mentor for Miles and comes to terms with the fact that he let his mentee down. Bonus points if Miles keeps Peter at arm's length and Peter strives to earn back Miles' trust while accepting that things will never be the same between them because Miles is no longer that thirteen-year-old kid who couldn't unstick himself from the ceiling.