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[diinferi]

ORIGIN

[THE HELLSING ORGANIZATION] Founded centuries ago to defend England from the terrors of the night, the Hellsing Organisation acts as the Queen’s sword against any and all supernatural and inhuman threats. Founded by famed vampire hunter Abraham Hellsing, the organisation is now overseen by his great granddaughter, Ser Integra Hellsing. Though their unorthodox methods and employees have nearly left them ostracized by their own government, no other task force has ever proven themselves as capable at combating the monsters of this world.

LOCATION

[HELLSING ESTATE] Located a short distance outside of London proper, this sprawling estate is home to Ser Integra, the Hellsing Organisation, and two of the most dangerous beings alive. The Organisation coordinates their missions and recuperates from their battles here, making it a hub of activity. It’s also usually a nigh-impregnable fortress, just so long as there aren’t any Texan ghouls visiting that day. If you work for the Hellsing Organisation, expect to spend a lot of time here. Just don’t walk your dog on the lawn, I hear they planted landmines. Jumpers with the Hellsing origin may choose to start here.

PERKS

[FOUR STAR HUMOR] You’d think with so much violence, gore, and wholesale destruction, this place would be a real downer. Instead, it’s fucking hilarious! Quips are clean, snark has the perfect sting to it, callbacks pay off in spades, and everyone’s comedic timing is so goddamn good! Now you are invested with the same spark of comedy that shines through in this show. It’s almost like a team of professional writers are spending months writing your jokes.

[GETTING MEDIEVAL] When facing down the armies of darkness, some prefer the old ways. Integra wields a sabre. Yumi swings a katana. Hell, we’ve got Zoren and Anderson over here using scythes and bayonets. Whether you fight with trench knives, cavalry spears, or another kind of bladed weapon, you’re a master of armed melee combat. With training as extensive as yours, perhaps bringing a sword to a nazi vampire gunfight isn’t such a losing proposition.

[GUNSMITH] With such a variety of monstrosities out there, the warriors of the Hellsing Organisation often needed the right tool for the right job. Thankfully, experienced monster hunter Walter Dormain stepped up and began supplying Hellsing operatives with effective (if sometimes outlandish) firearms and other equipment. Now, you too share his proficiency for weaponsmithing. Need a fifty-pound pistol chambered in 13mm high-explosive? You can make that work. Want to turn that fledgling vampire over there into a one-woman anti-air network? It might take some tinkering, but you can throw together a suitable firearm given time and materials. Really demonstrate the mastery of your craft as you reduce your enemies to red sauce.

[I'M A VAMPIRE HUNTER FIRST] Oh, you’re an old hand at this. Like Walter and Ser Integra, you’re well acquainted with the eldritch horrors of the world and how to best dispatch them. You have a lifetime of experience fighting the strange and supernatural, as well as knowledge of their strengths and weaknesses. You could turn your deadly arts against mortal foes; a human with this perk and the element of surprise could take down a room of soldiers by themselves. But your skills truly shine when facing down honest, inhuman monsters. Walter was just a man (albeit a very skilled one) and he still managed to hold his own against Alucard in single combat. This is no substitute for the supernatural abilities needed to take down the strongest of supernatural foes, but artificial vampires and even some lesser werekin will seem like unremarkable opponents to you.

[SHARPSHOOTER] Sharpshooter: Some people don’t need magic to make their bullets connect. Some people are just damn-good shots. You are a bane to clay pigeons everywhere, with marksmanship to rival the best Hellsing has to offer. These skills scale with your inherent power level, so the average schmuck would find themselves on par with professional military snipers, while a trained professional could match shots with the catholic gunslinger Heinkel. Got the blood of a True Vampire? Well, you’ll be shooting a dozen V1 rockets out of the air from four kilometers away, so long as you have canons that can reach that far. You may not be doing anything unreal without other abilities, but even without vampire powers or giant guns, your sharpshooting borders on the supernatural.

[TERROR] You’re a master of intimidation, giving even immortal creatures pause with your mere presence. Of course, it’s better if there’s some truth behind the fear. Build up a reputation like Anderson, and you could stun a platoon of nazi vampires mid-frenzy. This also applies to a quieter form of terror, letting you sow fear like The Crimson Fucker himself. Whether you communicate by blood-chilling stares or carrier pigeon, you can instill as much fear as your reputation would warrant, right up until you seize the moment and FUCK the fear turkey!

[UNDER YOUR SKIN] You can be a real prick at times. You have the unnerving ability to find the exact thing to say to aggravate people. Some might yell back, some might blindly charge into battle, but they will all be angry when you want them to be. Whether you’re bringing up some brat’s alcoholic father or calling your boss a bitch to her face, you are the Michaelangelo of getting people to hate you.

ITEMS

[STANDARD KIT] Can’t have you fighting the enemies of mankind completely nude. Well, you could, and no doubt some of the folks here might appreciate it, but it would make things a bit trickier. Instead you’ve been outfitted with some basic combat equipment, courtesy of your faction. For the Nazis among you, that might mean an SS uniform and an MP40. For Hellsing operatives and their allies, you’ll get a set of appropriate combat fatigues and a modern assault rifle. Whichever quartermaster supplies your gear, you’ll have durable clothing, any standard-issue equipment carried by the average foot soldier, and a suitable weapon with plenty of ammunition. Not that it will do you much good against the creatures of the night.

[HOLY BULLETS] If you’re going to be fighting monsters, you’ll want every advantage you can get. Jumpchan has secured a contract with the Royal Armory, providing you with crates of sanctified ammunition in appropriate calibers for any firearm you own. Be ready for World War Three with plenty of ammunition! New shipments will resupply your stockpiles at the end of each week.

[WHEELS] Sure, you may be able to run faster than a speeding locomotive, but who wants to be so pedestrian? You are now the proud owner of a luxurious personal vehicle. This could be a private jet from the Vatican, an expensive antique car, or even a stagecoach pulled by purebred racehorses. Whatever your choice, ride in the smug assuredness of luxury.

[“I SEE FOUR”] This is almost a literal ton of explosives. If you set them all off at once, you could create an explosion visible from across the city. This could be a pallet of plastic explosive, enough landmines to surround a country estate, enough 40mm grenades to stave off a charging vampire horde, or enough explosive vests to outfit an entire company of ninja catholic suicide bombers. Yes, really. This supply restocks at the start of each month.

[70-INCH PLASMA SCREEN TV] Exactly what it says on the box, courtesy of Ser Integra. You’ve got a full home entertainment system here, along with a subscription to dozens of streaming services, ensuring that you always have something to keep you mollified. She’s also thrown in a top-of-the-line gaming computer and the highest-quality internet money can buy. Better hope some blonde little shit doesn’t blow this one up too.

DRAWBACKS

[I LIVED IN LEEDS. NOTHING HAPPENED] Something most certainly happened in your childhood. Something bad. Like, bad enough that it led to the darkest scene in Team Four Star history. And you’re not just going to handwaive your backstory away, either. This is going to have real, resurfacing consequences going forward. Maybe your self-esteem will be shot to shit, or you’ll freeze up when your enemies pressure you, or you’ll be too busy hiding behind a cheery face to form meaningful relationships. Whatever the case, you’re going to carry your personal baggage for most, if not all, of your time here.

FUTURE

[JOURNEY ON] And so we must part ways. I hope you’ve enjoyed your time here, and that you bring as much Hellsing craziness as possible with you to your next Jump. See you next time, Jumper.

[keepinventory]

HEY, YOU!

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[druidad]

I think life is starting to change again! The "February slump" is almost done!! Spring is here soon!!!

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[dr-mohan]

THE X FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE — as text posts

[couch-house]

little comic for disability pride month! HoH rouge is a headcanon i've had for a while but I never do anything with it... tragic... well now I've changed that :)

[phannibal]

THE X-FILES | 2x13 'IRRESISTIBLE' & 6x15 'ARCADIA'

[artist-rat]

u will always be famous, to me.....

(the convo on the right is from this lol)

[nessa007]

ryan referring to him and shane as “mom and dad” 😭

[fandomfuntimem]

There two types of analog horrer fans.

One is just, "This complex series of videos creates a perfect mix between tension and horror. The art is unnerving, the story is horrific, and the editing is amazing. Besutiful and terrifying work."

Then theres the other, "OH MY GOD!!!!! I LOVE THIS LITTLE SCRUNKLE SOOOO MUCH 💖❤️💖❤️‍🩹💕❤️‍🩹💕💗💕❤️‍🩹💖!!!!! I WANNA GIVE HIM ALLLL THE KISSES! 👄❤️❤️💖💕❤️💕👄💖💕❤️‍🩹❤️❤️‍🩹❤️💖👄💓💖💓💕💓👄❤️❤️👄💖" and this is what they're talking about:

[burins]

giving tim drake the illness. that boy doesn't have a spleen and when he gets the Normal Human Flu he is out for like two months. no one has ever been worse at being sick. his text chain with dick is just like

tim 8:07 pm

when i die do you want my playstation

dick i thought about it some more and im gonna give it to bart he likes games more. sorry I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings

i measured my heart rate and it's 83 but that seems high. that's too high right?

Cleveland clinic says asplenia can cause heart problems maybe i should call leslie

DONT TELL BRUCE BTW. HE DOESNT KNOW I'M SICK

or about the spleen thing either haha.

wait I told you about the spleen thing right?

haha

tim 9:12 pm

nvm I drank a gatorade All Good Boss!

(1 missed call - Dick Grayson 10:37 pm)

(1 missed call - Dick Grayson 10:38 pm)

(1 missed call - Dick Grayson 10:39 pm)

dick 10:40 pm

timothy drake I am at your door. let me in.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SPLEEN.

tim if you don't let me in i will call babs

tim if you don't let me in i will call babs and also I will tell her about your spleen

TIMOTHY!!!

[diinferi]

ORIGIN

[BOUNTY HUNTER] Gals gotta make a living somehow! You are a hunter for those whose heads the local heads of state have put a price on. Get ready for dirty deeds done for cheap because you have a respiratory of them and can fight off multiple normal warriors on your own with only your wits, luck, and more than a touch of guile.

LOCATION

[BANDIT ENCAMPMENT] A simple camp filled with destitute Ashigaru (Peasant Soldiers) who were tossed aside after the end of the war. Be wary, these men have given up the lives of simple farmers and taken to the sword.

PERKS

[AN ERA OF EMBERS] Only the youth of this world have no experience with war and the battlefield. You have a talent picked up as if you’ve spent some of your developmental years being trained in the art of war. Whether this manifests as a skill with the sword or with more esoteric weapons of war like the guns used around this period is your choice. This doesn’t affect you mentally besides making you calmer during battle.

[AURA] Your latent spiritual energies coil around you like a great flame and by unlocking their potential you can use them in various manners. You could learn to do this on your own, which is free to any who have come to this Jump, but if you pay the extra cost you have the swollen lifeforce and experience of a person who has had extensive training in the use of Aura, an equal to someone who has trained eight years in the art. Greater spiritual energies means that more can flow forth in each attack, meaning greater spiritual attacks. Whilst the amount you have with the freebie could crush a small boulder, if you paid for it you could easily smash aside the boulder and the small house behind it. Though, unless you use an exceedingly blunt manner to create spiritual attacks most are less destructive to the environment and more focused on killing your foe. Uses of this power are the creation of crushing auras, shattering lesser techniques through sheer pressure of spirit, extending melee attacks dozens of yards, increasing the damage of attacks and using special techniques. Also you gain the ability to project your intent to kill through this aura, manifesting a frightening aura, and with time you may even gain the ability to project other emotions through your aura.

[HIDDEN FORBIDDEN JUMPER STYLE] Your personal style, a blend of everything you personally depend on during combat, can be chaotic and may not mesh well together, but now you have the ability to incorporate all of your personal martial arts skills into a singular style that creates a unity within and without yourself. The free form of this Perk is given to anyone who comes to this Jump but it only affects regular martial arts skills. Anything with more esoteric energies or magics involved can’t be incorporated into the style unless you pay up. Basically this makes it so you can blend together various martial arts into a new whole, no matter what, and the new martial arts born from this marginalizes weaknesses, completely dissolving them if one martial art’s strong suit is said weakness, and emphasizes one's strengths. This also comes with a very mild boost in your capacity to learn martial arts.

[STILL SO YOUNG…] You have charisma and have a working knowledge of how to use that in underhanded tactics to create openings and weak points that weren’t there before. This only works as a lever, only functioning on those who would already find you attractive, but it can open doors in conversations that no one would have thought possible.

[SO, I’M GOING TO WATCH AS YOU LIVE] You have a subconscious ability to pick up on things that others wouldn’t in conversations. This instinct isn’t absolute or anything but you’ll pick up vibes and know when being defiant is better than being meek. As long as you follow through with your instinct this perk provides an amount of ‘plot weight’ to lean your choices in the right direction, just don’t go overboard or you might just get cut down.

[INDARA THE THIRD] You are incredibly well endowed with both physical and mental charisma and have an extensive network of contacts which act as an information ring. If you so wished you could tap this information ring for esoteric facts like the names of all the local lords all the way up to the aliases used by a ninja ten years ago to infiltrate a castle and the name of the poison used that night. The modern equivalent of this information ring would have compromised cops, agents of the local Tax services, and corrupt senate members on tap. In addition to this you have total control over powerful Iron Strings, which unlike their misleading name are strange strands of wire that have the adhesion of a spider's web but a hardness beyond that of diamond, which can easily cut a grown armored samurai in half in an instant with very little force applied by your own touch. They can be used for repelling, as a weapon, to bind or restrict movement, and to create traps and are apparently produced from your spiritual energy, a very small amount as well because you could easily continuously produce more of this for hours on end.

[SATORI (SUDDEN ENLIGHTENMENT)] Even without speaking aloud you are able to know what any person is thinking in other words they’re the best thief. Rather than penetrate a mind, it’s actually more like you are naturally receiving thoughts. User hears whatever a person is thinking of saying as actual speech. Strong thoughts are like shouts, unfocused ones are like whispers. Not everything is sent over. User only knows what a person is thinking on the surface they can’t hear anything deeper than that. This ‘evolution’ of telepathy allows for a flexible mind to use it in any number of ways. First, it could allow one to fight against an opponent of higher speed, strength, and spiritual power by reading the move from within the person's mind and reacting to it in true real time, dodging attacks as they are decided upon with no delay that relying on one’s eyes would have makes it seem like you have precognition to some. Second, as a spymaster the ability to listen to the hearts and minds of others has obvious benefits. Third, Satori’s highest level of mastery can draw a person into your own daydreams, forcing them to live out the acts that you commit in those fragile worlds though no more than an instant or five at best, this is more difficult the greater a person's willpower or spiritual energies are and if the person has greater amounts of both it is impossible but it is an immensely useful tool against those with lesser amounts of both will and energy. Finally Satori acts as enlightenment for any conditions that may need you to be as such, such as particular techniques like Mumyo Jimpuu Ryuu: the Golden Wind, Kouryuu.

[SPECTRE] Like the dead who have been brought back to life you have no ‘aura’ to those with spiritual senses. This means that other than truly seeing you or through noting the absence, which only select spiritual senses even will ‘show’, you will be completely undetectable to most spiritual senses.

[RED EYES] The manifestation of a unity in body, mind, and soul that is shown through the scarlet iris of the eyes. This fortifies the body's cellular structure and hardens the mind with spiritual energy. This in turn boosts the body and mind to several levels beyond peak human. The Red Eyes also grant a healthy boost in one's spiritual energies, a olympic swimming pool in comparison to a normal person’s kiddie pool. Should you have these eyes and not be a Mibu or Battle Doll you are quite obviously a part of some experimental process the Mibu were looking into.

ITEMS

[ERA APPROPRIATE CLOTHING] A full suit of era appropriate clothing. It’s worth mentioning that this is clothing appropriate to a traveling merchant, good solid clothes that you can wear easily and stand up to the test of time well.

[A SIMPLE SWORD] You gain a weapon dependent on your origin, which while nothing special will serve you well. Ronin carry Katana at their hips, Bounty Hunters usually rely upon other weapons but keep a sturdy chokuto (Straight Sword), Shaman carry naginata, Wanderer with Scarlet Eyes bear paired kodachi, and True Mibu carry the massive Nodachi.

[BOUNTIES] Up to date bounties on the local scum. These include accurate sketches, prices, and the reason for the bounty in the first place, updates every Jump.

[A GLADE FILLED WITH GOOD MEMORIES] A small house settled upon a hill next to sakura tree always in bloom. This place is homely in the best of ways and whilst it may not be any grand castle it brings thoughts of calm, good days and fulfilling moment, all seen in a decent though not always good light. Truly if a person were to while away their years in such a place no one could blame them. This place seems to follow you wherever you go, as you find it when you go looking for it easily enough.

DRAWBACKS

[HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL....] Well it would seem that you have gotten the eye of a beauty. Too bad they are batshit insane about you in all the worst ways. They’ve fallen for the side of you that you don’t like to show to people and are an expert at drawing it out. They also know far too much about your buttons and how to press them for your comfort, but they’re just an obsessive stalker who is mildly annoying and may foil your long term plans thanks to their chaos factor.

FUTURE

[A BOAT TO NEW LANDS] Perfectly understandable, after all adventure awaits no one and you happen to be headed that direction so might as well hitch a ride, eh? Choose a new Jump and head there.

[lilac-dreamxxz]

let's d⍺nce ❤︎ ͡꒱͏

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iced ☕ 𓈒⠀coffee

good l͟u͟c͟k , 🤞🏻

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𝒱𝗈𝗂𝗋 𝖻𝗂𝖾𝗇 . ♥︎

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[druidad]

Isn't this pretty!! I don't know if I'll use this (perhaps as an... "Aesthetic blog") but it's just cozy! I feel better here than on our other account :)!

[diinferiarchive]

MOVING

I am transferring this blog to a main blog. Please standby. I will post an update when I'm done.

[fee-phy-fo-fum]

A primrose. A four-petaled flower said to symbolise youth and young love. Giving it to someone sends a message saying "I cannot live without you".

replaying isat to appreciate some conversations id previously overlooked because theres so many little things here and there to appreciate. this was one of them.

(made minor edits to make euphrasie glitchy + clean up mira's hair)

on four petaled flowers: