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[finniestoncrane]

ENEMIES TO LOVERS WITH GOTHAM RIDDLER. I JUST NEED MA ENEMIES TO LOVERS. AND I WANT AFFECTION. HES BEEN HOLDING BACK FOR SO LONG.

I'm Faking It

Gotham!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 1.2k god this man knows a thing or two about enemies to lovers (or at least he does and always will in my head) request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: guns, violence, threats of death

His gun pressed against your head, just as harshly as your chests were pressed against each other, the kiss between you deepening. You snaked your hand up his side, holding on to the bicep of the arm that aimed, determined to end you with a terrifying certainty. He grabbed it back with his free arm, pinning it to your chest and pushing you harder against the wall, laughing, his smile wide on his strikingly handsome face.

“Uh uh! You can’t play me that easily. What, you think you can distract me with a kiss? Convince me to forgive you by declaring your love for me? How did that work out for Oswald, hm?”

In a last bid attempt to wriggle your way out of the certain death that followed incurring the wrath of Edward Nygma, or The Riddler as he was now insisting everyone called him, you had decided to play the “but I love you” card.

“And even if those feelings were reciprocated, which I can most assuredly tell you they are not, why would you even be so sure that even with your admittance of how badly you want me, that you would make it out of here alive either way. I could have you and still kill you.”

“You might find you like it.”

“Hardly.” He spat the word out, voice rougher as he made sure you heard the implied rage and loathing behind it.

“What would you be without a nemesis though, Ed?”

“I have plenty of others who could so easily take your place. Who are begging to.” He leaned into you, eyes flitting back and forth between yours behind his glasses. “You’re nothing to me. I can exist without you to parry off of.”

You could feel the gun trembling against your head from the pressure he was exerting into the grip, very aware that the level of insanity that danced around inside his very soul was lethal. In a move riskier than your previous one of letting your lips find his in a charged kiss, you reached your hand to the crotch of his trousers, pleasantly surprised at what you found there.

“Seems this is at least pleasant for you though. Don’t lie to yourself, Ed. I’ve seen the way you look at me.” You moved your free hand up and down his hardening length, stroking gently at the fabric and relishing in the way his eyelids fluttered, pupils rolling back at your soft touch. “You want me too. That can go hand in hand with hate though.” Your fingers walked up the front of his shirt, stroking at his tie before grabbing it and pulling him to your face, noses touching. “At least let my final moments be pleasurable, have some mercy.”

It wasn’t hard to see that Ed, despite now hating you and wanting to wipe you from the face of the planet, had at some point harboured one of his intense crushes on you. His lust was obvious on his face, in his words. He stammered when he spoke to you, when every other person was given his rehearsed, derisive and painfully confident retorts. Using that knowledge against him might be the only hope you had.

“Come on, Riddler. Let loose a bit and have some fun, at least you’ll get closure on this one. Don’t you want to at least know how I feel before you kill me. Wouldn’t it just kill you to never know? The mystery of how good it might be, playing on your mind for the rest of eternity?”

With the gun still pressed into your temple, though not as steadily or as hard now, Ed kissed you of his own volition, passion behind it as his grimace opened up to let your tongue slip between his lips, moaning into him as he groaned back. He let go of your arm and you threw it into his hair, messing up the carefully gelled back appearance and toying with his glasses. His free hand was working it’s way along your side, settling at your waist and hip where it gripped, leather gloves slick along the fabric.

Both of your hands crept down his chest and began undoing his pants, tugging at his underwear until he was fully released. And impressive specimen, even you had to admit that it was inviting, your mouth suddenly filled with saliva at the thought of having it inside of you. But you couldn’t do that, it was too vulnerable. Instead, you gripped both hands around him, one on top of the other and began pumping them up and down, tight and hard, but slowly. With his head thrust back, you took the opportunity to appreciate his neck, tongue tracing up the length of it, grazing your teeth on his Adam’s apple. He whimpered, snapping his chin forwards and meeting your gaze.

One of his arms was now busy desperately trying to unclothe you, and in his distraction, he hadn’t even noticed you were now holding onto the lapels of his jacket, pulling him into you.

“This is nice, isn’t it.”

“Surprisingly, yes. But it was a bit foolish of you to think you could let me know your weakness, how in love with me you are, and expect me not to use that to my advantage.”

“Oh, do you think that was a stupid thing to do?”

“Obviously, yes.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure that you’re that much smarter than me, Ed.” You whispered into his ear, lips lightly touching it.

“And why would that be?”

“Because you weren’t clever enough to realise I’m faking it.”

As the realisation dawned on him, hand still trying to find it’s way to your bare skin, you gripped the arm that wielded the weapon, your fate, and twisted it behind him. Only the sounds of the gun dropping to the floor, and his weak whines and whimpers filled the room, echoing, sweet sounding, as you bested him once again. You’d really have to pull out the stops next time he confronted you. It might require you to go the whole way.

[finniestoncrane]

💐 - what would the first date be with the Riddlers please and thankyou :)

aaah ty and yw!! this was fun to write and it was so self-indulgent 💚

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arkham

he's mumbled something at the end of the day about going out for some food and asked if you'd join him, without really making eye contact with you. it's suspicious when he joins you after ten minutes alone, clean and tidy clothes on that you've never seen him wear before. you walk with him, safer on the streets of gotham with him around, and notice he's gone past the usual food truck that he'll eat from with you. instead he ushers you into a restaurant where he's booked a window table. there's nothing said about this being a date the whole way through the frankly very romantic meal, but when you leave the restaurant, he takes your hand, presses a kiss to your knuckles, and keeps a hold of it as he walks you home

gotham

murder mystery dining experience. he's literally been waiting for a sign like this to ask you out finally. he's walking you in with you on his arm, beaming at everyone. he'll take your coat for you, pull out your chair, unfold your napkin for you and place it on your lap. thought you were done being waited on by him? wrong again. he's feeding you the food too. except that doesn't last long because ed's solved the murder before you're finished the first course. which would have been alright if he hadn't mentioned it so loudly, and even then you're asked to leave mostly because he was critiquing the blood spatter patterns. he's quiet the whole way back to your apartment, when he suddenly blurts out a long and very stressed sounding apology with no breaths in the monologue at all, only stopped by you kissing him, reassuring him that you like how smart he is, and that the blood spatter was completely inaccurate, which garners one of his little muppet smiles

young justice

it's not very well thought out to be honest. he's picked an amusement park. but he's terrified of anything fast, he can't eat too much sugar in one day, he's terrified of characters in masks and suits, his little skinny legs get tired really quickly, and he's terrified of heights. he's terrified of everything. but that's ok, because he's so CUTE and he obviously thought this would be a date you were interested in and committed to it despite knowing how absolutely horrible it would be for him. so you walk around, avoiding anyone in costume, and eat fries and chicken strips and mac and cheese and any greasy savoury snack you can find. by the end of the day, he's decided he's brave enough to try one ride with you, so you pick a tame one. doesn't make a difference. when he finally gets his feet back on to solid ground he is kissing it, and then kissing you for making him feel safe and brave, just glad he's alive and able to hold you

capullo

it's not really a date, since he asked you round to his place for food and a movie, but his friends are there when you show up. he only has hot wings and beers. there's no space on the sofa so he makes you sit on his lap with his hands around your waist with his head leaning on your shoulder. you should be annoyed at his lack of forethought, but you can tell this was his plan all along because it's really obvious really quickly that he's enjoying having you wiggling around on top of him. his sideburns are tickly against your cheek and you hate yourself for falling for him. you're definitely convinced you had the wrong idea until he asks you to stay behind to help him tidy up, waiting till his friends have left before coming up behind you, tossing the empty cans from your hands and pushing you up against the wall in a very sloppy kiss

dano

the only reason he asked you out was because he was sure you would say no, and so since the moment you said yes he's been in a state of panic ever since. he's reasoned with himself that it's easier for him to walk and talk than sit opposite you in a restaurant because then he can avoid eye contact in his more intensely nervous moments. about ten minutes into your walk he plucks up the courage to take your hand to cross the road, and he just never lets go of it. he shows you his favourite places, places that made him happy when he was a kid, places he would escape to for some reprieve, and you feel so touched that he wanted to share them with you. as he stops to show you how to get the best view of the bridges, you lean your head against his shoulder and you can feel him gulping and sighing to himself as you rest there, clutching on to him

[finniestoncrane]

AUTOPSY TABLE ASOLUYELY you are so real for that 1. Aggressive evil riddler Eddie my beloved

Lie Still

Gotham!Riddler x Female!Reader, word count: 800 hey hey thank you for letting me indulge myself with this one, i wrote reader as afab/female, but i can change it if anyone wants a different version 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: medical kink kinda, cfnm, fingering, oral, sex, exhibitionism a lil bit, authority kink, forceful eddie

“Ok, stay still though, or it loses the mystique.”

“You’re not supposed to be treating me like an actual dead body, Ed…you know that right?”

“Oh! Oops, force of habit. Ok you can move.”

He flashed you one of his silly little smiles, awkwardly hovering before snapping to attention.

“Right, got it. Ok! We proceed the…examination…?”

“Experimentation.”

“Yes! Of course. Experimentation.” He offered another smile, this one lopsided, his attempt at a seductive face? It won you over either way, and you braced yourself, laying completely nude on the autopsy table, freshly washed at least three times, with Ed fully clothed, but not in his usual protective clothing. Just a plain brown suit and a nice, formal tie. He adjusted his glasses once, looked you up and down and then pulled down the mic that hung from the ceiling to begin his notes.

“Patient…body…Subject! Subject? Subject. Subject is…” he took another look, meeting your eyes and smiling softly before letting them trail down all the way to your feet at the bottom of the table “…beautiful. An exceptional specimen.”

You laughed as he took his finger and ran it up your leg, stopping just short of the top of your thigh before letting it trail further up, breath heavy into the mic as he reached your pussy, teasing at your lips, pressing at your entrance.

“Ed, the mic.”

“Right, right! Subject is warm, very soft, receptive to the touch. Appears that stages of arousal have already begun as…hm.” He paused, running his finger up and down between your swollen lips, taking it out and looking at it, slick and moist, putting it in his mouth to taste it. “Yes, subject is definitely aroused.”

“Jesus Christ, Ed.”

“Was that…too much, or?”

“No that was good. Very good. Keep going.” You reached for his tie, pulling him down to you as he let go of the mic, and leaving a small kiss on his surprised but pleased lips. He stood up straight, smoothing his shirt and tie, clearing his throat and grabbing the mic back down. He spoke, voice cracking to begin with.

“Yes, very good. Delicious in fact.”

Pressing his fingers back in, he let two of them slip inside, pulling them in and out at a slow and gentle pace, studying the way your face shifted at the sensations, the noises you made when he changed the strokes, the speed or the angle. He was beginning to moan himself, soft little whimpers at the way you moved under his touch, the control he had over you. He pulled back quickly though, grabbing the mic with his free hand while he let the other, his fingers delicate, draw little circles around your clit.

“I think further study will be required to achieve the full effect.”

“What’s that-”

Ed had leapt up on top of you, the table shifting under you as you giggled at his enthusiasm, taken back by the confidence in his moves as he unzipped his trousers, holding himself in his hand and angling into you, head falling back, mouth open in a soft gasp as he entered you. Reaching up, he pulled the mic down as close as he could.

“And could the subject please advise how this feels?”

“This feels…great…Ed…”

“Agreed.” He leant his face down, kissing at your cheek, your neck, gently biting on your shoulder before wrapping his arms around your back and lifting you up slightly, closer to him, where he could kiss you hard while he pushed into you further, faster.

And as his moans became borderline shouts of passion, the door opened.

“Hey, doc, I wanted to give you this-"

“Oh god!” Ed leapt from you, hands covering himself as he fumbled with his trousers and zip.

“Nygma, you aren’t even supposed to be in here! And you!” The duty cop thrust the folder in your direction. “I would have thought better of you. This is…this is weird…”

He left in a hurry, tossing the folder down on the table. Ed, though his face was bright red, was still smiling, laughing softly. He helped you up, holding you in a warm embrace as you giggled. From the bench behind you he passed you your clothes, helping you get dressed before letting you leave while he sterilised the room.

At your desk the next day, Ed approached quietly, sliding a manilla folder towards you without making any eye contact.

“What’s this?”

“Notes of my experimentation. I think you’ll find them…intriguing.”

“And the conclusion.”

“Further study required.”

“I see. Well, I can assist you this evening perhaps, Mr. Nygma.”

“That would be helpful, yes.”

Ed started to walk away, and you went back to your work, smiling softly to yourself, gasping as you realised he had turned back to kiss your cheek quickly before hurrying off back to his office.

[finniestoncrane]

HEY!! HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAYYYY!

Can I have 👀 📷 ❔ 💚

With Arkhamverse and Gotham Riddler Please?

Thank u xx

-🌸💕

aaaaaah THANK YOU omg every day we get closer to either me having a cameo from wally wingert or me divorcing my husband because he didn't get me that because he thinks it is christmas present material >:( 💚

and yes you absolutely can, thank you for picking two of the handsomest green boys to waltz around the planet u-u

thank u for the prompt!!

reply under here, minors DNI!! 🔞 there’s no outright smut but stay away anyway u-u

👀 - caught staring

Gotham: if he caught you staring at him, he wouldn't even think much of it. not that he's oblivious, it's just that there's a million reasons why you could have been staring and based on priority and likelihood, it's probably not because you're in love with him. but if you caught him staring at you, he's blushing and flustered instantly, fumbling over whatever he was doing, his brain gone walkies as he finds himself wordless and a bit dumbstruck for the first time ever Arkham: if he caught you staring at him, he'd be pissed more than anything. if you have time to stand and stare then you're not working hard enough, there's plenty to be getting on with around here. if you caught him staring at you, he'd play it off as cool as he could, mumbling something about being lost in thought about riddles and how average you are gives him a blank canvas to work from, but he's beet red and cursing himself when he turns away from you

📷 - favourite picture of you/them together

Gotham: it's so goofy, and he doesn't care. it's pinned to the wall beside his bed so he sees it when he wakes up and goes to sleep. you're both wearing extravagant and fancy outfits, emerald green tones and sparkles all over you. you were going out, but you ended up having so much fun doing a little fashion show together that you chose to stay at home instead. the picture is taken from the camera, a really low angle as it's balance on the floor, and you're both doing your best high fashion model poses Arkham: his favourite picture of you both together is one he keeps folded in his tool belt. it's a little creased and singed round the edges, and there's a couple of greasy fingerprints smudged on to it. but he loves it all the same and prints out a fresh one every so often. you're standing in front of him, holding the camera and smiling, scrunching your nose the way he likes it and he's to the side just behind, looking down at you with more love than he thought he could hold in his heart

❔ - wildcard bitches

Gotham: ok this is out there as a suggestion, but he definitely looks like the kind of guy who would place you on a chaise longue, kneel on the floor by your side, and feed you grapes one by one, smiling because he's grateful he gets to serve you Arkham: between projects, ed spends a lot of time and effort making big, medium, little and teeny tiny neon hearts to leave around the place for you to find, kind of like his trophies, but yours have a lot more love put into them than the ones he makes for batman. and they couldn't be in the shape of a question mark because he has no doubt in his mind about how much he loves you

💚 - what do they like to be called

Gotham: he likes to be called eddie, he has a real soft spot for it but it has to come from the right person, and he'll let you call him that whenever or wherever if you meet the standards Arkham: riddler, except for during sexy times where he kind of weirdly prefers E.Nygma or enigma. must be his alter-ego (or his stage name)

[finniestoncrane]

Could I pls have a #7 off the fluff prompt list for the Batman rogues? I just love the chaotically dumb/troublesome S/o’s that drive their rogues crazy but are still loved by them at the end of the day and put up with their shit. I just love when the rogues are all “you’re an idiot but you’re my idiot.” Pls and thank you, your work is wonderful ☺️

Riddler + whoever else you feel like adding pls #7 “You’re an idiot.” “But you love me.”

You're An Idiot/But You Love Me

Rogue Scenarios/Ficlets kjhkjhasd ok this was cutie and i liked writing it. i know it's not usually my thing to be soft and gentle so i hope this was ok! thank you for submitting it ;-; 💜 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: nothin' it's just fluff, but no lil friends come near this shit anyway

riddler

"i thought that was the answer!" he scrutinised you with his narrowed eyes, trying to tell whether you were joking or not, making a fool out of him, mocking him. "are you being sarcastic?" you walk over to him and place a kiss on his cheek. " a little bit, but that was the easiest riddle ever, do you think i'm an idiot?" he grabbed your waist as you turned away from him, spinning you back around and kissing your forehead. "you are an idiot." snuggling your head into his neck you whispered "but you love me anyway."

two face

"god! you're an IDIOT!" you cowered slightly at the yell, trying to maintain eye contact so you could break through to him, past two face. "i'm so sorry, i didn't realise, i made a mistake, but we got out alive!" he spat his words at you, "barely! god you're so stupid." reaching out tentatively you placed your hand on his cheek, desperate to reach harvey. looking into his eyes you risked a kiss. "but you love me?" his hands wrapped around your waist in a soft embrace, kissing the top of your head, voice softer now. "of course."

scarecrow

so maybe you should have known better, given that you were dating jonathan crane. but you were too focused on watching the horror movie he had put on. you just put your hand to the side and picked up the first cup your fingers landed on, taking a sip and putting it back down. it took him a few minutes before he realised why you had suddenly become far more terrified of the cheesy slasher. when he eventually got you calmed down, you noticed how tight his grip on your hand was. he let go when he realised you were smiling at it. "you're an idiot." you grabbed at his hand again. "but you love me!" he neither confirmed nor denied it.

penguin

"haha! see sweetheart, that's why you can't play a player." he began raking in the chips after settling his cards down on the table. "four of a kind, it feels good to win." you smiled, pleased to see him so happy. "don't worry, kid, one of these days you'll win. i'll teach you how to beat everyone, except me. so what hand did you have?" you lay them down, shrugging. "none of them matched, oz. total bust." he stared at them, then back at you, then back at the cards. "you're an idiot." you tilted your head to the side, staring blankly at him. "that's a straight flush, doll, you beat me! you didn't notice?" you smiled, "no i did, i'm just good at bluffing." his mouth was screwed shut tight, and as you leaned over to collect your winnings, you pressed a kiss to them. "but you love me."

zsasz

"let's go then!" you dove around the corner, guns blazing, firing what might have seemed at random to the untrained eye, but victor watched you, trying to cover you, a pointless attempt because every wild shot you took was right on target. but you hadn't accounted for the one officer who had been hiding, who burst out as you realised you were out of ammo. quickly to the rescue, zsasz took aim, rushing up behind you and turning you around. "you're an idiot! that was reckless, and dangerous, and...kinda hot." he kissed you, arms gripping at your waist, "but you're still an idiot." you took his head in your hands and rubbed your nose to his "but you love me." he smiled into you, stepping back to reload his weapons. "of course i do, you're my idiot."

harley

it might have been your fault that she'd been beaten up by batman, but it still hadn't warranted the absolute tirade she'd gone on once you were back at her hideout. "you're a complete idiot, y'know!?" and as your eyes fell to the floor she realised that it was the moment to break the cycle. it horrified her how much she sounded like him, scolding you and berating you. staring back up at her, your eyes met, and you spoke meekly. "but you love me...?" harley fell to her knees, wrapping her arms around you and holding you to her chest. "more than words, dumplin', pinky swears."

[finniestoncrane]

👀🤍💦 for Dark Knight Trylogy Scarecrow? (If you do him)

AH i haven't done any emoji prompts in for ever! thank you for sending them my way, i love scarecrow in all his forms (although i will be visually imagining arkham scarecrow while i write for him because my brother looks a tiny bit like cillian murphy and i cannot i just can't i am sorry lmao) but personality wise (hopefully) let me dive right in 🧡🤎

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👀 - caught staring

the good doctor would notice immediately if you were staring at him. only timid people stare without saying anything. what is it you're afraid of? is it him? is that why you were looking at him so intensely, without even blinking? he's definitely coming over and lifting your chin up so you have to stare directly into his eyes and tell him the truth while you stutter in fear but uh he wasn't staring at you, definitely not. you're not threatening, you don't remind him of his trauma. you're actually quite pretty. but he didn't say that. or think it. but you know, you would look awfully beautiful quaking in fear, if that was something you were interested in?

🤍 - something they want to try but are to shy to ask for

i don't think there's much he wouldn't try, and i don't think he'd be afraid to ask for anything either, but it might make him feel a bit vulnerable to confess that he would be very interested in being completely sensory deprived, left alone completely with his thoughts and not knowing where the next sensation was coming from. of course he trusts you though

💦 - how horny are they

it depends. he's an adrenaline kind of person. the adrenaline rush from carrying out a plan, an assault, making someone terrified, all of those things get him going. so if you catch him at the point of terrifying someone, or even just yelling boo at you when you least suspect it, it's going to lead to at least some heavy making out

[finniestoncrane]

Can't believe you're only getting anon requests (that's a lie - I can believe it but someone's gotta own up to being a simp on main)

💦❔ for which ever riddler floats your boat because you do them so much justice

if you can't be horny on main then what is even the point u-u also i did so many riddlers because i just wanted to because i'm a grown adult and i'm in love with them and want to touch them in a cursed way. digital footprint??? i'm making a digital cast of my entire body and face, i don't care

also i love all my requests and i'm happy to let people simp in privacy omg if i can give someone a moment of private pleasure with words then that's reward enough 💚

thank u for the prompt!!

reply under here, minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff

💦 - how horny are they ❔ - wildcard bitches

arkham

💦 he could be entirely rigid and he might not even notice if his mind was focused on his work (and i think he probably is rock hard a lot of the time when he's working) but he wouldn't know he was horny until you were on him, kissing him and touching him, at which point he'd be like "oh...OH...ok let's go, need now please hurry". he has other priorities though, so he gets in quick, ruts like a feral animal, and then finishes, makes sure you're completely satisfied of course, and gets back to what he was doing. he'll only get nasty when he wants to though, so i'm giving him a 6/10 on the horny scale (but i'm 7816872686324/10 horny for him smh) ❔ i think he has a whole thing about his partner wearing just socks. he thinks it's freakin adorable to have you padding around his lair just lookin cosy and comfy

gotham

💦 he's not so much horny as he is obsessed with knowing his partner is satisfied, especially if he can satisfy them with his body in whatever way they're craving. he's so well-versed in everything, his research on ways to please a lover and how to be 'good in bed' mean that not only is he fkn amazing, but he quite often gets himself all hot and heavy and has to come begging for a bit of respite. will always be ready and willing to please so i'm gonna give him a 7/10 ❔ don't anyone argue, because he definitely puts his glasses on you while you're having sex and maybe also his hat. hell, you wear the whole damn outfit, one of his suits and a tight shirt, and he's a goner

dano

💦 he's surviving on coffee, monster energy drink, pumpkin pie and pure visceral rage so he has to have an outlet for his energy somewhere. he's also desperate for attention and physical touch, so he's constantly seeking any and all reasons to get in you on you around you whatever, it's just a bonus if whatever physical contact he receives if he gets to cum at the end of it. he's obsessed with being touched and so i'm putting him at an 8/10 on the horny scale, very scientifically calculated and all ❔ he'd lose his mind if he bent you over, pulled down your pants, and saw you'd got even a temporary tattoo of his logo in the classic "tramp stamp" position, definitely using it as target practice for the big finish y'know????

young justice

💦 he's a good boy! a nice boy! and i don't think he goes around with a permanent stauner or anything, but it's pretty easy to get him riled up. a lil wink, touching his chest, bending down in front of him, it's so easy to torment this poor man into being unable to walk or talk. and there's not a point in the day where he's not just ready to go for it, so pretty horny. maybe a 7.5 on the scale, yeah we're giving out half point increments ❔ would absolutely love someone to makeout with him hard and run their tongue against his lil gap tooth and honestly, if you wouldn't do that for him you have no business being on my blog how dare you deny him that ;-;

capullo/zero year

💦 if he's not fuckin, he's cockwarming, if he's not cockwarming, you're giving him head, if you're not giving him head, then he's giving you head, like i'm talking you're getting a friction burn on your inner thighs from those sideburns MY GOD this man is ready to go at the drop of a dumb green hat, anytime, any place, anywhere, any way he is gagging for it on a consistent and constant basis. 12/10 on the horny scale and i'm putting him in horny jail and i am the warden and it's shower time ❔ he tells you how hot you are all the time, constantly during sex, always during the day, anytime you walk by his desk, if you bend over in his line of sight, before you go to bed and when you wake up, and he means it every time

[finniestoncrane]

UR 2022 PENGUIN STUFF MAKES ME SWOON HES SO 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I hope ur still doing emoji asks cause I would love ❔👀💜😍 with 2022 Ozzie 💕

Thank u for blessing us with content

- 🌸💕

omg i am and ty for encouraging me (not that i need it i have an nsfw a-z and a headcanon list in progress for him bcos i love him omg which like was that obvious???)

you're so very sweet and ily u-u

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❔ - wildcard bitches

ok not to steal from my own list of mad headcanons but i will assert over and over again that oswald cobblepot owns several small dogs, possibly pomeranians, likely chihuahuas, which he treats like his children and cooks steaks for them every night. each dog has their own goon to take them out to pee, but oz takes them all out on walks, getting all tangled up in like five leashes. they all have their own personalised beds, but they sleep with him every night because he can't say no to them

👀 - caught staring

"you. come over here." he's not a shy guy, if he sees someone looking he's gonna wanna know why, especially if they're someone very pretty and interesting like you. he's got that psychology thing down, where he sits silently and waits for you to talk first until you have yourself completely flustered explaining that you didn't mean to stare, you just got distracted. he'll put a finger up to stop you, offer to buy you a drink, and then with his hand on your thigh let you know that it's ok, he's quite flattered before winking at you if you catch him staring at you, there's no shame to be found. you're getting that same wink, maybe some raised eyebrows and a little kiss blown at you, just so you know exactly why he was staring and exactly what he wants

💜 - are they a good kisser?

supremely good kisser omg. he's got a romantic, classy charm about him that extends to everything he does. he's a hands on your back, fingers through your hair, soothe your cheek kinda kisser. not above embarrassing you in public with a trail of little pecks peppered all the way from your hand up to your neck before he presses his nose right into you and takes your breath away with just his kissing prowess. and you think you're not getting dipped if he's feeling extra showy?? think again

😍 - how would they flirt?

his love language is buying you things. and he has a lot of spending power. so expect his flirting to come in the form of ridiculously extravagant bouquets of flowers or a real nice necklace on your first date. he just likes spoiling people and making them feel good also, he reserves his more sickeningly sweet pet names for his favourite person, so his flirting is definitely starting out with calling you doll, sweetheart, angel, princess, sugar anything that makes the people around him roll their eyes

[finniestoncrane]

📸with the rogues?

💚 yup yup yup i got you bb 📷 - favourite picture of you/them together

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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff because i couldn’t help myself

two face

it's a candid shot from some party you were at together

it's dark but you're both illuminated by the flash

there's crowds of people around you, none of them noticing

harvey happened to be catching the eye of the photographer, doing a goofy pose to show off his suit

you're only looking at harvey, completely enamoured by him

you only have eyes for him

scarecrow

he keeps it hidden because please don't tell anyone he's soft

but it's from the day out you had one halloween

you went out to a pumpkin patch to pick some for carving

there was a scarecrow right at the back of the field

you're standing between both of them, holding their hands

jonathan is pretending to be jealous with the other scarecrow

catwoman

it's a selfie from the top of a bridge

you had managed to keep your cool the whole time getting up

and you maintained it as selina brought the camera out

but the moment she let go with both hands, one doing a peace sign and the other stretching to get a good angle you panicked

so it's her looking cool and fun

and you in the background, terrified and clinging on to her

riddler

you're both seated on stools at a table in a bar

there are several tables with 4+ people at each around you, looking pretty annoyed

because somehow a team of two won the trivia night by a landslide

you're both holding either side of the tiny plastic trophy

so smug, so unaware of of irritated everyone is

ed loves the photo because it makes it easy for him to remember the congratulatory kiss that came after it

harley quinn

slumber party vibes™

you've done each other's hair and makeup, really heavy on the cutesie aesthetic from when you were kids

you've got on matching pjs

and you're posing with your favourite stuffies

because you're both sickeningly adorable

candid laughter shot, where you both look so happy and peaceful

penguin

it's a commissioned painting for his office, more than a photo

very classy

you're posed, seated on a chaise in all your finery

oz is stood behind you, hands on your shoulders, a huge smile on his face

one of your hands is gently on top of his

definite statement piece and a conversation starter

poison ivy

it's so artsy and intricately staged

you made a joke about feeling like an anne geddes baby

but you're both surrounded by flowers petals and leaves

nude, because art

you're holding hands, and between them is a bouquet of flowers

there's petals over your closed eyes

but both of your smiles are very visible

[finniestoncrane]

Happy early birthday!!! 🎂 💚 we're both spetember babies eeee. May I pretty please 🥺 request 👃👅🍑🎲❔️for both Dano and Arkham Riddlers? And maybe 🎵 too if I've caught you in an ambitious mood. No pressure and thank you friend 💚

ty omg september baddies 💚 and of course you can ty for taking the time to request omg

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👃 - what do they smell like?

Dano day to day, eddie nashton smells as average as they come. he's done extensive research to find out what is the most commonly bought shower gel, shampoo, aftershave, cologne, deodorant so that he can blend in perfectly among society. the riddler however smells like cheap fake leather and a slight hint of something metallic from either his tools or the blood spatters Arkham he smells delicious?? his entire body smells like the inside of a car mechanics, oil, heat, dust and petrol fumes mixed with sweat and an undertones of whatever plain soap he used to wash that morning

👅 - what do they taste like?

Dano he tastes lightly minty, tingly when you kiss him or lick his neck (or anything else for that matter). if you're lucky enough to get a taste of him post-outing as the riddler, there's a little tinge of musk underneath, something that hits the back of your throat hard Arkham he has a tangy taste that settles on your tongue. it's almost addictive. salty, warm and smoky. kind of tastes like what an expensive steak would, which is weird, but you could take bites out of him so it makes sense

🍑 - what’s their ass like

Dano he has a cute little butt. it's not huge, but it's round and perfectly proddable/squeezable. it's like a little ripe peach omg Arkham love that boy but he has no ass. every seat has to have extra cushions on it just to make him comfortable. that said, it's still nice to look at

🎲 - what dnd class would they choose

Dano he is 100% picking paladin, fuelled by his belief that he is working for good against evil. the only thing that might dissuade him is if someone insists on the archaic belief that he has to align with lawful good. he's chaotic and he knows it Arkham aw ed, you're picking cleric but we all know you're a mage. there's no melee in your soul, but god bless you for wanting to live out the fantasy

❔ - wildcard bitches

Dano horror movies scare him, brutal murders and gore are fine most of the time but anything supernatural freaks him out. he'll watch them with you though so he has an excuse to bury his face into you and hide from the monsters Arkham in his down time, or to take his mind off of his work, he has a tamagotchi that he's kept alive and well since the early 2000s. it's called bruiser

🎵 - mini playlist

i have a looooong playlist for both dano riddler and arkham riddler so feel free to browse them BUT i picked the songs out of these that make me think of them both the most for a mini-playlist Dano Get Out The Way - Mother Mother Hurdy Gurdy Man - Donovan Rebel Yell - Billy Idol Pure Morning - Placebo Lullaby - The Cure Arkham Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon It's A Sin - Pet Shop Boys Hyperactive! - Thomas Dolby Are Friends Electric? - Tubeway Army Watching The Detectives - Elvis Costello

[finniestoncrane]

🩲 for the Riddlers, but this time, it's underwear they prefer on their partner

i am more than happy to indulge this line of thinking, brb buying the following underwear just in case because i was sweating while i wrote this 👀

thank u for the prompt!!

minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff

🩲 - preferred underwear

gotham

something intricate and kind of difficult to take off quickly. he enjoys solving the puzzle of which strap needs to be undone first, and how the hell you managed to get all of these different bits layered right in the first place. so complicated! it adds an extra challenge and the suspense as he slowly but surely gets you down to nothing drives him wild. not to mention knowing that there's a lovely little riddle under your clothes all day is just *chef's kiss*

arkham

he doesn't think about it too much because having you completely nude is the real end goal, and underwear is just another hurdle before he gets to that. but, if he was to pick one thing that visually drove him wild it would be matching, very white, simple bra and pants. something about it being so mundane and almost innocent just gets him, and he'd love nothing more than to paw at it with his filthy hands and cover you with stains so you knew where he had touched you

capullo

he is down bad for a cutie wearing lingerie, so much so that he'd rather you didn't have to ever take it off. so for him, crotchless underwear, peekaboo or open cup bras, a garter and stocking with no panties? perfect. just something that let's him see all the important bits of you while you're still covered in lace and silk and straps that he can run his hands over as he rails you is an absolute bonus

young justice

he wants purple and lace and they have to be very classy looking. something about a woman in a basque/corset/waspie with fancy stockings letting him, a pathetic limp noodle of a man, defile her? thought alone is enough to have him losing control before he's even touched or been touched. bonus points if the underwear or accessories have frills and lace that he can pull or bite at

dano

as long as it's see through. sheer fabrics that give a little glimpse at you he doesn't care what style or colour it is. and as someone who is into a little bit of bondage, he would prefer it if you sized down, so that the lining of your panties was digging into your hips and butt cheeks, or the cup of your bra was pressing tight with your tits spilling out over the top, or god forbid you're wearing a teddy and it's way too tight for you he'll make such a mess of himself

[finniestoncrane]

what about 👀 with dano!riddler?? (hope you have a lovely day! 😘😘)

ok my love i've done this one (👀 caught staring) a couple times as a lil scenario/hc thing so for you, i've chosen to write a lil ficlet!!

Caught Staring, word count: 622

thank u for the prompt!!

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"Excuse me, but it's making me uncomfortable, the way you're staring..."

You jumped at his words, practically dropping the dishes you were clearing behind the counter. You weren't even aware you were staring at him for that long, or at least not long enough for him to notice anyway.

"I'm so sorry, sir. I was just...distracted. Staring into space! Can I refill your coffee?"

He offered a soft shake of his head, brown hair shaking gently, adorably, with the movement. A small smile passed over his face before he went back to the book he was writing in, only occasionally looking to the side to see if you were still watching him. Which you were, but you hoped you were being more sly now.

There was just something about him. He was boyishly cute, a soft, round face with sweet, plump cheeks. His glasses made him look gentle, vulnerable almost. And when he was deep in concentration with whatever he was scribbling away at, the tip of his tongue poked out. Adorable.

But more than that, you definitely felt like you knew him. There was something tangibly recognisable, but just out of reach of your grasp.

"Miss, I really...I'm sorry but you're kind of distracting me. Is there something I can help you with?"

Caught again. You could feel the heat tinting your cheeks, feel your heart beat jump at his voice.

"No, no. I'm really sorry. It's just...I felt like you...you seem very familiar."

"I don't think I know you at all. I come in here a lot though, maybe-"

"No, I just started yesterday!"

"And they have you closing...alone?"

"Gotham, huh? And with that...Riddler? That guy...but money is money." You offered a meek chuckle, but it was met with stoic silence, and he turned back to his notebook. Desperate to put the whole embarrassing moment behind you, you turned to your closing duties. Kneeling on the sticky floor, you began loading the dishwasher. Standing back up, you let out a small scream as you were met face to face with him.

"Sorry. I just wanted to pay and get out of your hair."

"Oh no! I'm sorry! I just..."

You trailed off as you looked into his eyes. There was definitely something there, a flicker of recognition fluttering around in your mind.

"You're doing it again."

"I...I'm really sorry. Look, this is on the house! I'm sorry for bothering you, but are you sure we don't know each other?"

The television in the corner played out the theme for the local news, before the reporters dove straight into a piece on the Riddler. You were briefly distracted, nervous about your walk home, but you returned your focus to the man at the counter.

"No. You're mistaken."

You were certain there was panic in his voice as he spoke., his eyes darting quickly away as he tried to shield his face from you. He left quickly and you were alone, the last ten minutes of your shift spent listlessly cleaning counters while you desperately tried to place him. You were so deeply invested in pinpointing exactly where you knew that stupidly cute face you hadn't even been worrying about walking home alone in the dark.

Which was a mistake, because your guard was let down. And as you left the diner, locking the door behind you, you were completely unaware of the footsteps behind you. Not until his hand, sheathed in leather, was around your mouth and dragging you into a deserted alley, where you were able to catch a glimpse of your assailant. Green mask, the same as the one on the streams from the news reports, and those glasses, the ones that made him look gentle...vulnerable...

"Recognise me now?"

[finniestoncrane]

WOOO! THE EMOJIS FOR OUR FAV GREEN MEN WERE SO GOOD!

CAN U DO IT AGAIN?

Can I have 👀 📷 ❔ 💚 with Dano riddler and Yalnow what, sprinkle some Two Face in there if ya can

(P.S I am so getting a lil display for all my green riddler hearts 💚 that was such a cute bit)

- 🌸💕

of course i can omg u-u i've received some of these prompts for dano!riddler before but y'know what it's really fun coming up with alternative ideas so i'm filling them all out 💚 and i absolutely will put some harvey in because he's a handsome snazzy boy

thank u for the prompt!!

minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff

👀 - caught staring

Harvey: you're getting chewed out and absolutely roasted if he catches you checking him out, got him teasing you with questions like "does my butt look good in this suit?" and he won't let up either, not until you're bright red, face warm, sweating a lil and stuttering Eddie: it's a kind of intense staring contest once he catches you, both of you not blinking and trying to be the dominant one out of mutual lust/fear for one another. but once he breaks he'll give you a silly little smile and a wave

📷 - favourite picture of you/them together

Harvey: ok so he exercised some photoshop skills here, and his favourite picture is one of him in the middle, on harvey's side, you're dressed in a matching black dress, very classy and complementing his suit. on two-face's side, you're in minimal clothing, PVC and a harness. he thought it was a funny idea but he actually just turned himself on by accident Eddie: ok this is one he keeps exclusively to himself and that he hopes you forgot you even took. on a whim he asked you to put his mask on, and just the mask, nothing else. you obliged and now he keeps the photo under the mattress on his side of the bed, for easy access

❔ - wildcard bitches

Harvey: definitely takes you to a gun range to watch you shoot because he loves you looking as dangerous as he is, definite turn on for him Eddie: he has a very specific and strong desire for you to hand feed him mouthfuls of pumpkin pie and hold his coffee up for him to sip, completely at his beck and call

💚 - what do they like to be called

Harvey: he really likes "harv" as an affectionate name from you but honestly he's a fan of the traditional 'babe' or 'baby', there's something classic about it and he loves that Eddie: eddie either wants to be called the riddler or daddy in the bedroom, but to be honest when he doesn't have the mask on he's a whimpering little simp of a man so it's hard to call him anything other than a very good boy, which he is secretly very into

[finniestoncrane]

My first time intruding your blog, def loving the feral energy here and I'm feeling at home.

Can I have some 🥵📢🧡💛❔for Young Justice Edward? My man needs more love 💝

literally nothing has made me happier in life than you describing it as "feral energy" i'm getting that on a t-shirt thank u ily

and OF COURSE you can, love that silly idiot, love his tooth gap more ;-;

thank u for the prompt!!

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🥵 - what turns them on?

he has a praise kink so bad! he loves to be told that he's a good boy, how well he's doing, how pretty he looks when he's giving you head, he lives for that. also, a partner who at the very least can play dumb very convincingly. he loves to flex his intellectual superiority and have someone tell him how smart he is and how much better he is than them. really feeds his ego and my god he needs that sometimes

📢 - how vocal are they during sex?

super duper vocal. he's so desperate and whiny. he'll spend a lot of time thanking you, loudly and repeatedly, for touching him and making him feel so good. he's constantly whimpering and almost screaming the whole way through. and he'll also beg you to let him cum. might also let a mommy/daddy slip out

🧡 - what are their top three kinks

edging and orgasm control/denial: he'll beg to cum, but he likes it more when you tell him no cuckolding: loves watching you with someone else, but needs a lot of aftercare body hair: loves it, especially if it can be groomed into a shape or design, but also loves a natural, ungroomed body

💛 - favourite position

likes to be dommed so he's definitely having a tough time choosing either being bent over doggy style or having his partner on top of him, either way, boy's a bottom and he loves being one

❔ - wildcard bitches

of all of the riddlers, he'd be most desperate to take you to meet any family members because he'd be so sure that having someone of your calibre would reflect well on him. he just wants to show you off so bad, he's literally proud of himself for bagging you

[finniestoncrane]

Thank you @nygma-edwardd for this prompt!! 💚

Hey! Can you do 😍🥵👅🤍💛📢 for Gotham!Riddler?

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😍 - how would they flirt?

his love language is acts of service, although sometimes they're misinformed or cross over into inappropriate. his attempts at flirting seem more like a nuisance, but if he's annoying you then you can guarantee that means he's into you. he doesn't mean it, he just likes showing you he's there for you (and that he can make everything, including the things you've already done, better)

🥵 - what turns them on?

"tell me more!" is a phrase that will have him panting, sweating and begging. ironically if someone is willing to listen to him talk about a passion subject or learn more about a topic/fact or hear more riddles, they'll get silence because his lips will be on yours in a heartbeat. and in the same vain, any kind of obsessive attention gets him going

👅 - what do they taste like?

he definitely tastes very soft, there's no strong flavours, just gentle undertones of vanilla and cream, he's definitely sweet though, no question about it, when he's cold it's like ice cream, when he's running hot it's like custard almost

🤍 - something they want to try but are to shy to ask for

it's not a comfortable memory of any kind, but trauma informs kinks so i think something he would be nervous to approach would be bondage and restraints, but the idea of being handcuffed or tied up and have freedom taken away from him in the right setting is pretty arousing, it might take a lot to open up to it though

💛 - favourite position

he enjoys missionary position most of all not because he's boring but because it's a good old fashioned tried and tested method that he can practice and become very good at, but he's not above or adverse to a quick standing up session anywhere at any time, especially if he's worked up or tense and needs some instant relief

📢 - how vocal are they during sex?

very! he finds it hard to stop talking when he's excited about something and he's definitely excited about sex, so he's filled with praise and reassurance about how good it is, how good you look, and how much he's enjoying it. he's not much of a grunter or a groaner, he'll let out a lot of moans and whimpers though as well as some pretty adorable squeals

[finniestoncrane]

🩲 For all versions of The Riddler? (happy birthday in advance, btw!)

Absolutely you can omg!! �� And thank you!!! not long until I am a very sad 29 years old ;-;

thank u for the prompt!!

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🩲 - preferred underwear

gotham

he wears pristine, bright white, freshly laundered and also ironed tightly fitting briefs 100%, has his name written on the label for some reason (expects to lose them i guess) and frequently tucks his vest into them accidentally

arkham

he likes boxers and he needs them to be very loose so there's no restrictions and also cotton and breathable, it gets hot when he's working HNGGG, they're probably surprisingly high quality i mean he didn't go out and buy worse underwear when he got rid of the snazzy suit. he also sleeps in his underwear

capullo

two choices: he's either wearing silk boxer briefs and spending all of his time admiring how they look in the mirror and how the really emphasise what he's working with OR nothing at all because quick acces, y'know?

young justice

wears a jockstrap, has considered wearing a thong because it would snap easier if he gets a wedgie, his underwear choices are solely based on his past experiences of being bullied and beaten by literal children but we can look past that because i bet his butt looks amazing whatever he wears

dano

definitely wears either briefs or boxer briefs most of the time, but you KNOW he's not wearing anything at all under those cargo pants while he's doing his nasty little crimes, but flip side, when he's streaming it's mask and jacket with nothing on the bottom half except his underwear and god help us if he stands up to rant midway and the camera is just eye level with his crotch