#FirstWorldProblems
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Bad news alert:
I can’t reread some of my favourite buddie stories, because bucktommy has such a hold on me.
I was looking forward to read them!
I am ruined!! (temporarily)
#bucktommy#currentobession#firstworldproblems#fanfiction#meandmyobsessionchangelikethewind#buck x tommy#911 abc
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Would be winning at life if i weren’t trans. Like wtf do you mean your dicks so big it makes you dysphoric??? Suffering from success.
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compilation #3 some of these are like a year old so what happened in the meantime is that i did find my favourite pen after months (it was under the couch)
#why are so many of them brown?? ok brownboy#pete blabs#pete blabs in the form of diary comic#BUT THE WAY IN WHICH SHE GOT MY ORDER WRONG... THIS LITERALL Y HAPPENED TODAY SO LIKE#I ASKED FOR A CHOCOLATE DONUT YEAH?? SIMPLE SHIT?#ITS A STORE WHERE THEY FILL THE DONUTS ON THE SPOT RATHER THAN HAVING THEM PRE PREPAIRED#SO I GOT HOME N I WAS SO EXCITED TO EAT MY CHOCOLATE DONUT BC THIS IS THE BEST DONUT PLACE IN THE CITY#THEYVE BECOME SO EXPENSIVE OVER THE YEARS BUT I STILL GO THERE BC THYRE LITERALLY THAT GOOD#SO I BITE INTO MY DONUT AND ITS MARMELADE INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE. AN IM LIKE OK WHATEVER THEY GOT IT WRONG ON ACCIDENT I CANT STILL EAT THIS#AND I BITE INTO IT MORE. AND ITS CHOCOLATE. AND MAREMLADE. LIKE A MIX OF THEM. HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN#AND IDK MAYBE SOME PEOPLE LIKE THIS BUT NGL ILL BE REAL.. IT WAS kinda disguisting IM SO SORRY#I ATE THE WHOLE THING BUT I SUFFERED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH#PLEASE I WAS SO FUCKING EXHAUSTED AND LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT DONUT ALL DAY but ok im normal now#firstworldproblems
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The plumbers have been here all day!
I left so they could finish. It’s Saturday. All I want is to lay down on the couch.
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im soo close to becoming a black cas bg girly but i don't want to have to keep switching out backgrounds to make vids for t*ktok
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Kinda funny dumb white people all now horrified by child sex trafficking when they are the ones who have been banging everybody’s kids for centuries.
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#foundletter#fictionalnote#fantasyaristocracy#firstworldproblems#softfantasy#inworlddocument#steampunkvibes
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The Comedic Chaos of Modern Life
Let’s face it — if Earth was a group project, it would’ve been marked “Needs Improvement” a long time ago. Some days, it feels like we’re all just extras in a global comedy sketch where the punchline is humanity itself. Billionaires are trying to colonize Mars. Meanwhile, we can’t fix potholes. People are eating laundry detergent for TikTok clout. Yes, the world today is a hot, ridiculous…
#Billonaireblunders#ClimateIrony#Digitalchaos#EverydayAbsurdity#FirstWorldProblems#humorblog#modernlifemadness#satire#socilamediasilence#TechOverloads#Theworldiswierd#Worklifewhat
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i hate when i point out smth about myself like i told a story of how an old man said i have a boxhead like my grandpa and my friends immediately deny that i have a boxhead like yes i definitley do but its nothing to be insecure about but like i do have a square ass head y r u denying it is it ugly 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 idk and my bodyshape is like kinda boxy and airpod like and i know that and im not insecure about it as much as i used to be at least like let me embrace it dont let me be delusional idk dont deny it it bugs me so bad😭
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🔌 Phone Charger Drama
Me: accidentally touches charger for 0.00002 seconds Charger:
I AM BROKEN FOREVER. 💀
I shall only charge at a very specific angle. 🔄
Oh? You need me? NOT TODAY. 🚫
Also, I am now 100 degrees for NO REASON. 🔥
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I miss my lover. 🥺 And periods suck so much.
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Finding Humor in First World Problems
Let’s face it: we all have those moments when we’re irrationally upset because life’s tiniest inconveniences feel like the end of the world. But here’s the thing—these so-called “first world problems” can also be a reminder to laugh at ourselves, embrace our quirks, and focus on what really matters. As a pro-age advocate, I believe that with age comes wisdom—and maybe a little extra patience…
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My TV is bigger than my wall... Comment to add your funny woes
My phone is too new, I can’t find any cases. My water bottle is too big, It doesn’t fit in any cup holders.My TV is bigger than my wall…
#aliciasilverstone#cleanwater#clueless#diesel#firstworldproblems#flatscreen#gasprices#housingmarket#hydrate#iphone#samsung
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My middle name is like a side bitch; ain't no one recognize that in their initials. She be outta da the family photos but the babies be hers.
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Le mueven a la API o integración de spotify con Alexa y me joden la vida
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Apri il frigo pieno, scruti l'armadio straripante, sfogli la libreria sovraccarica e scorre infinite opzioni su Netflix... eppure ti senti come se non avessi nulla da mangiare, da indossare, da vedere o da leggere. 🤦♂️😂 #FirstWorldProblems #VitaModerna #ScelteDifficili #Humor #MemeDelGiorno #Relatable
#FirstWorldProblems#VitaModerna#ScelteDifficili#Humor#MemeDelGiorno#Relatable#FunnyMeme#DailyStruggles#FridgeProblems#ClosetProblems#BookLovers#NetflixProblems#DigitalLife#LaughOutLoud#TumblrHumor
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