#FirstWorldProblems
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irat-that-s-me · 1 year ago
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Bad news alert:
I can’t reread some of my favourite buddie stories, because bucktommy has such a hold on me.
I was looking forward to read them!
I am ruined!! (temporarily)
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sybilancer · 3 months ago
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Would be winning at life if i weren’t trans. Like wtf do you mean your dicks so big it makes you dysphoric??? Suffering from success.
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megacarapa · 2 years ago
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compilation #3 some of these are like a year old so what happened in the meantime is that i did find my favourite pen after months (it was under the couch)
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pickleddginger · 2 years ago
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The plumbers have been here all day!
I left so they could finish. It’s Saturday. All I want is to lay down on the couch.
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piqusims · 2 years ago
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im soo close to becoming a black cas bg girly but i don't want to have to keep switching out backgrounds to make vids for t*ktok
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hutchismo · 2 years ago
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Kinda funny dumb white people all now horrified by child sex trafficking when they are the ones who have been banging everybody’s kids for centuries.
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scatteredarchive · 10 days ago
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melonsugarblog · 1 month ago
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The Comedic Chaos of Modern Life
Let’s face it — if Earth was a group project, it would’ve been marked “Needs Improvement” a long time ago. Some days, it feels like we’re all just extras in a global comedy sketch where the punchline is humanity itself. Billionaires are trying to colonize Mars. Meanwhile, we can’t fix potholes. People are eating laundry detergent for TikTok clout. Yes, the world today is a hot, ridiculous…
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r4spbrry4ngel · 2 months ago
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i hate when i point out smth about myself like i told a story of how an old man said i have a boxhead like my grandpa and my friends immediately deny that i have a boxhead like yes i definitley do but its nothing to be insecure about but like i do have a square ass head y r u denying it is it ugly 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 idk and my bodyshape is like kinda boxy and airpod like and i know that and im not insecure about it as much as i used to be at least like let me embrace it dont let me be delusional idk dont deny it it bugs me so bad😭
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wherechaoswins · 3 months ago
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🔌 Phone Charger Drama
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Me: accidentally touches charger for 0.00002 seconds Charger:
I AM BROKEN FOREVER. 💀
I shall only charge at a very specific angle. 🔄
Oh? You need me? NOT TODAY. 🚫
Also, I am now 100 degrees for NO REASON. 🔥
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dumbgirlblogs · 4 months ago
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I miss my lover. 🥺 And periods suck so much.
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jendotcohen · 6 months ago
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Finding Humor in First World Problems
Let’s face it: we all have those moments when we’re irrationally upset because life’s tiniest inconveniences feel like the end of the world. But here’s the thing—these so-called “first world problems” can also be a reminder to laugh at ourselves, embrace our quirks, and focus on what really matters. As a pro-age advocate, I believe that with age comes wisdom—and maybe a little extra patience…
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worldtodai · 8 months ago
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My TV is bigger than my wall... Comment to add your funny woes
My phone is too new, I can’t find any cases. My water bottle is too big, It doesn’t fit in any cup holders.My TV is bigger than my wall…
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dontputthisontheplant420 · 1 year ago
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My middle name is like a side bitch; ain't no one recognize that in their initials. She be outta da the family photos but the babies be hers.
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trexemm · 1 year ago
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Le mueven a la API o integración de spotify con Alexa y me joden la vida
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mememundus · 1 year ago
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Apri il frigo pieno, scruti l'armadio straripante, sfogli la libreria sovraccarica e scorre infinite opzioni su Netflix... eppure ti senti come se non avessi nulla da mangiare, da indossare, da vedere o da leggere. 🤦‍♂️😂 #FirstWorldProblems #VitaModerna #ScelteDifficili #Humor #MemeDelGiorno #Relatable
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