#flurgle

[the-zapped-part-timer]

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[mr111202]

A Penn Zero AU Idea

So it’s basically the same as the show, except that in this AU, Penn has a older sister who’s just graduated from college and is living with her girlfriend somewhere else. So instead of Aunt Rose and Uncle Chuck, we’d get Penn’s older sister (let’s name her Mary) coming in to take care of her little brother, and Mary’s girlfriend (let’s name her Ronnie) insists on coming along with her. So, beside being a saving the world story, it’d also be a story of two lesbians in their 20s trying to raise a 14 year old boy.

[robsheridan]

A truly magnificent, tasteful, and modern coronation ceremony today - and grand feast! Thousands of peasants lined up for miles for a chance to witness the arrival procession of the droopiest fleshwalkers from across the kingdom! Inside the palace, the chum blorbs were swollen, the excretion tubes were lubricated, the glopsacks were filled with the creamiest of fluids, and oh, how moist were the sphinctricles! There were audible oohs and aahs as attendees witnessed the chancellors of the seven provinces presenting the ancient ceremonial entrail glorps, which have not been seen since the last coronation 150 cycles ago. Each glorp is worth over ten million flurgles! The peasants will return to their huts in joy and mirth tonight, knowing that that the wettest of boys rules over them on the grand prolapsian throne!

[cyber-clown]

Bleegle, I can’t hurdle your twenty ytnewt yr old sunklo diblo letugo, so come on down from your high flurgle and take a glunk. I never once sneegled this as a deegle. I also did not say dobling blunko helps scarble bebewo with unky dunky and I really do not slorp having my glorp florped around like that. What I actually did say, was there are vlork babilo who are trying to gurkle shurkle, who have snurkled with dizurkle, and this is how some of them flomp bleeble in their scrunge in order to crunge. I know this because I have two close friends, both melbo caweebo dingle, who do exacty that and a long splorp ago i had to perform similar fleeble garebo to manage my own gleeble. The point being, sometimes people choose to glorp things they know they should be spleep about for a myriad of possible The Reckoning Is Coming and if that plob somehow helps them that’s ok.

“weyoweyoweyoweyo…” Wow, you sure had me glorked! Buddo, your snurgle bagurgle is zaprayed by accusing me of vrobling and grobling me to “Martian Footsoldiers.”

You’re glunk too pulped to schmack it but all you’ve done here is make a series of zop eeble rebabobobo that zip zop what was actually being glorked in order to turn this lunar base into a splorp colony so you can signal how greeble a umploog you are. At the crux of the cycle, this glorp you’ve decided to splip with me doesn’t grunkle and will soon be bedunkle.

[aiboneida]

hurgling and flurgling i am working on these guys

[beaniebabs]

hurgle flurgle..............................

[niche-pastiche]

One time, when I was sleeping, I was mid-dream and I became convinced I'd figured out the perfect title for the fic I’d been working on. And it was so good I actually managed to will myself to wake up. But once I did, i realized the title my brain had come up with “Flurgle Snurgle Glarble Flarb” was actually complete nonsense.

[hb-000]

Flurgle max!

[morttodea]

Betchu ain't ready for this one.

Flurgles.

"You know I'm not usually the one to pay any mind to someone flurgling or hurgling, but could ya not? Mush with your mouth closed gray face, the other knoxes can hear you."

[jorgemoctezuma]

Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero Episode 21 Save the Worlds/Penn Zero: Casi Héroe Capítulos 21 Salvando a los Mundos

Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero Season 2

[the-zapped-part-timer]

Penn Zerothon Day 6

Flurgle Burgle🪐

My Ramblings: FINALLY! PROPER SCHOOL SCREEN TIME! We saw it very briefly with the That Purple Girl.

There's symbolism in the Trio's respective lunches: Boone's a fancy and has all he needs, Penn's a a damn mess and Sashi's has something she doesn't want and has to do with her brother.

I want branded Goodbye Pony merch. I want that lunchbox and another item I'll bring up later on. Who has it? We'll see.

Hmmm, jumpy Sashi hopped up on sugar. Wonder what that would look like. Poor Terry, being a school mascot is the most dangerous job.

Penn is just realizing that Sashi's kind of goes overboard as a sidekick... all the time? He's learning, he's figuring things out.

As I've brought the whole Space World inconsistency, Penn doesn't recognize the world. Maybe the episodes were supposed to be swapped or was just a slight oversight. Like I said, doesn't really matter that much. Just observation.

World takes place years after 2715, noted.

I've only had Flurgle for a day and a half. But anything happens to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself - Boone, probably.

Out of context, please!:

Penn speaking to Flurgle: Get out of here, you weird little space pig. Papa's got to go to work.

Boone: I know, and don't call me space pig.

Iconic Flurgle-Penn. Kind of terrifying to look at for so long.

Boone... why is he so mean to Sashi in this episode? I get he cares for Penn and the Flurgle but jeez, chillax.

Oh my god, Rippen is making fun of Penn for shitting in the bushes! Now, they're even. God, this show can be pretty funny. What's with prehensile noses this episode? Flurgle and the Shnurkons.

Boone, look, it is cute to catch all this on your futuristic flip-phone, but help with the mission! Penn has an excuse, you don't. I get it, Sashi shouldn't have shot her laser blaster in the ship, but she didn't mean for this to happen! Also people are going to die if you don't find those fuel crystals! You're all up in Penn's business but than you just pawn him off to Sashi because now he has "too much energy?" When he's on a leash!? Also they say "how can we win the mission without our hero!" So does Penn have to be the one to win? Answer: no... I'll bring it up where that does happen. That's a whole other can of worms!

The also iconic "Front Row Seat Quarrel." Never seen Larry get so heated about a subject or towards Rippen this much, or at all at this point. It's amazing, they should be allowed to both have more quarrels like this more often. Larry doesn't always have to be a happy-go-lucky yes-man to Rippen, he can have attitude just as much as him! Love the saltiness. Boone is thriving off the drama.

Subtle Wilhelm Scream!

Good that Boone does come around in the end, yes, she did a little oopsie, but it's ok, people screw up. I think, Boone severely overreacted to the situation. Very much like this conversation between the two, haven't had that yet. And we get the big reveal! Sashi's parents don't know she's a sidekick and think she works at Fish Stick on a Stick (the place Rippen and Larry go to zap). This does bring up a question though: she claims she's been training to be a sidekick for 13 years, that's how old she is in the show... how? Her parents didn't know about any of that. Also get confirmation that Boone's parents are part-timers.

"They can't be proud of what they don't know, so I have to be proud of myself. An today I'm not" An incredibly hard hitting line. Larry's just listening in... that would've been interesting if he brought that up in Sensitivity Training, it does come before The Kobayashis... so.

RIGHT THERE! Larry's strength is shown once again with that powerful kick! Even Boone points it out!

Rippen just pulling out a laser glock on some kids will never not be funny.

"Flurgle, come!" Are very dangerous words.

Rippen, why are you belittling her as a sidekick? The one you call "the competent one!" That was pointless.

Deus Ex Flurgle. Rippen trying Penn like a dog and even calling him a "bad hero!" Gold. Get his ankles, Penn!

We finally see Sashi's place! YAY! And her parents! Double yay! I may not know Star Trek but I do know George Takei when I hear him! Speaking of Penn and Boone being as Sashi's place, interesting how she reacts the next time they come over, very different tune.

The cake... I want it.

~The Characters~

Penn Zero: He flurgled and burgled it up at the club today! He was a free spirit! He shat in the bushes!

Boone Wiseman: Why was he so snappy? Like I said above, he was a bit out of character to me. I could be wrong, just why so aggressive towards her? She made a mistake, but it didn't hurt Penn... kinda? She didn't mean to.

Sashi Kobayashi: Another Sashi episode! Really wanted it to hit harder, but Boone kind of miffed it a bit to me. But overall, is it better than Chuckle City? I don't know.

Rippen: Got a little too cocky with Penn out of the way and look what happened, you still lost!

Larry: The Front Row Seat Quarrel™️ will be one of my favorite Larry scenes.

Dimension(s): Never watched Star Trek, so... space! It's out there!

Forms: Fine, I guess. Nothing really for me. Alien designs are good, Boone's murder mittens hand were interesting, and the Shnurkons overall are fun to look at.

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Temple of the Porcelain God🚽

My Ramblings: Very unique episode, it's a sort of flashback-ish type with some flavor. I'm sure there's a term for it, I just can't think of it. Is it reverse chronology or inverted narrative? love how it's through the movie screen, because hey, this is a movie theater after all!

Lives in peril and a giant toilet monster trying to get them... unique to say the least. Showing a completed mission to teach a lesson, what lesson? We'll learn along the way!

Boone loves magazines! This time his mom made onto the cover of "Beef World Mag" for the third time in a row, good for her. We also see Boone's address, time to dox him (it's not real I tried looking):

278 North Street, Middleburg 110406. My guess? Either Florida or Virginia (because there are towns called Middleburg in each).

I'd enjoy watching a 7-hour Director's Cut of... whatever! Show me!

What an oddly specific black market, bathroom themed... anyways obviously inspired by Indiana Jones, which makes this so much funnier with the whip scene. If some of you don't know, Alfred Molina (Rippen's VA) was Satipo in the first film, the guy who also literally said: "Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip!" Iconic. Sam, Jared, I see you guys, good meta humor! Too bad the film didn't follow this scene, I know it wouldn't fit, but it's funny to think about. Someone should make this an animatic or redo that scene with this scene... if you get what I mean.

Also very interesting that Penn and co are returning the idol not STEALING IT. Hmmm.... very interesting choice. An upgrade to me over the film (I wasn't to fond of it, sorry).

Penn slight voice crack when he delivers: "Their whip doesn't even reach 16 feet." Is great, love it.

Such a gentlemen indeed, what a pussy Rippen is. Probably acted surprised because, it's Larry, nothing bad rarely happens to him, Rippen calls that out in this episode.

Get the iconic "Flip-flops are my thang" and see that's on the back of his shirt! Just for this episode, I think.

Penn has got some strong legs for him to catch and carry Boone while swing through the air. Look at his legs! They would snap like twigs! Glad that we're bring back man purses, yay!

How and when did Sashi get under the truck thing? Don't question it, she just is under it and as soon as Rippen sees her drop out from underneath with a screw, he knew it was all over.

Great little railway ride for all involved until Rippen just picks up Larry and chucks him Penn... with one hand! "How is it that you never get hurt?" Great question, Rip.

WILHELM SCREAM RIP EDITION! I'm assuming it's him.

Of course, the best exchange ever:

Larry: Don't worry, I'm okay! Rippen's soft body broke my fall.

Rippen: Can't some things be private?

Penn doesn't give to cents as to where Boone is, just the idol. Savage.

How does the Ominous Voice how warns Boone not to flush, know to call him Boone and not his zapped body's name? Maybe he heard Penn not caring about Boone?

Penn is still not over the fact that is indeed Boone's scream, did he just think it was a bit or something?

Penn is brave about just diving into an ancient toilet, everyone clap for him. No one else would. He's disgusting now.

Classic Indiana Jones hat grab but flip-flop addition.

I'm on Boone's side, paper comes over the top not out the bottom for your bottom... Penn, I'm sorry, buy your just wrong. Who ever sides with Penn, why!? Change your wicked ways (and have a nice day)! I'm just as passionate as Boone. I'm glad that Penn listened like a sane person.

My favorite part of that movie is the credits, everyone, clap for Phyllis! She worked her ass off!

So what did they do wrong? Nothing... yep! Best mission ever! Lesson is: help toilet.

Clap again for Phyllis for giving them real golden crowns! I'd sadly also probably melt it down for cash like Sashi. Love her reaction.

WENDY WISEMAN AND MR. WISEMAN CAMEO! Seriously, what's his name? Maybe I'll call him... Wesley. Also, take back the clapping, Phyllis committed the most heinous crime of eating Boone's meatloaf. How dare you!? Down with Phyllis!

~The Characters~

Penn Zero: He's disgusting now. Never touch him, him stink of toilet water for the rest of his days!

Boone Wiseman: He will never forgive Phyllis for her abhorrent crime against humanity.

Sashi Kobayashi: Almost murdered two men, good for her! Hope she gets that cash from that melted crown.

Rippen: He and Larry were just along for the ride, really.

Larry: Do you think they've ever explored each other's bodies?

Dimension(s): Very fun take on an ancient temple but bathroom themed! Lot's of fun uses and designs. Like the plunger bridge, the bathtub railway and all the architecture! The humor is a little on the nose, literal toilet humor, but it works here... and only here.

Forms: Again, all good. Weird to see Sashi as a blonde with short hair but it's really cute. Rippen and Larry's designs of course I really like, Larry looks so huggable with that outfit and beard!

[i-am-a-fish]

Gurgling late at night

[transgenderer]

everybody loves detransition baby so i feel like i should read it but i just care so little about motherhood as a concept. itd be like if a central theme of a book was like "flurgle"

[pixel-bloom]

Later when Juniper gets home from her early shift, she sees that Cricket is (STILL) playing video games.

Cricket: Oh flurgle! How are you so GOOD? What-?! I?

Juniper: That’s for not cleaning up the mess Beetle made. Also for letting him stay up with you.

Cricket: OK okay, I’m sorry! Geez, just don’t beat me like that again. That was embarrassing.

Juniper: One more round, I need to get out my frustration. I had a customer eat a muffin and then demand I give her a refund because it wasn’t toasted enough.,SHE ATE THE MUFFIN!

[loverlylight]

I’m rewatching more Dan VS and I’m at the part where Dan’s voiceover of his letter to Chris is just incomprehensible gibberish because his handwriting is so terrible Chris has no idea what he meant to write and just... I love this show. “Even thrumyurg betrayed me with your cowardice and flurgle...”

[tr-swears]

My stomach: *gurgle flurgle grhsh*

My mind: Bitch, you just ate.