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buy my video so i can pay my car tomorrow 😭
#a car i’m not even fucking driving rn cause i can’t even get it fixed#fml#☺️ 🔫#prsnl#ur fav milftual is ready to end it all#lmfao
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I dropped my phone & the screen splintered into trillion gazillion little pieces ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )
#🙂🔫 fml#the tiny glass shards are contained with scotch tape & a prayer. and the touchscreen still works somehow????#not that i can y'know. see anything through the f-ing mess but. lmao
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meltdown goes crazy holy fucking shit.
#I haven’t had such a bad one in a while fuck#Hm#Well this is a great start to my Friday#😃🔫#I need Apple or whomever it is to bring back the silver gun emoji its much more funnier#WHAT IF I JUST 😃🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫#FML#yk what lemme stop#Condolences yall#Hypotheticaly speaking I could tho#Having a Dad as a detecive has its quiirikssss#innnshssjjakkala
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call me christina yang cause my fucking shoe just broke and NOW I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOE!!!
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every day that I wake up and trump is still alive and musk is still alive, sniffing his asshole, is a personal tragedy
#I have an important work call in like literally 5 minutes but I just really needed to express that today JFC#here's hoping I have a job in 6 months lmao lmao fml fml someone pls 🔫🔨🦀 PLEASE
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so I had dinner early last night and had a very reasonable portion in order to not overeat like the last couple of days
and my reward for this? waking up at 5am with tummy pain
#life#fml#i'm so tired of my tummy's bs#more and more it seems like an ulcer#i just want to sleep and rest and not feel like shit 🤠🔫
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Why did no one tell me that my formatting on ao3 was ass 😭 now I have to rework a 50k+ fic because it's bothering me, you should've told me in the comments y'all
#fml#I did it with this spacing because it's how books do it#but then someone on discord told me it's actually a pain for the eyes😃🔫
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just paid first rent of the year
#i hate how much my bank account like drops 😫🔫#and next paycheck isnt until end of the month#and like one hand#good thing im having wisdom teeth removed bc i wont be in the mood really to buy food or snacks#but also i still have to pay the past surgery still#and now have to pay this one#fml ✌️😭🔫#^^
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More poems for whoever actually reads my stuff
-Bomb
I ruined it all.
Being numb might not fix it
But it's better than self medicating
With
Alcohol and cigarettes
Vices not fit for a child
Or bleeding and staining my life red
Hurting those around me
I'd rather self destruct than be hurt again
And I'm sorry that the shrapnel will
Sink into your skin
But it is your fault for placing value on an unstable
Bomb.
- Worthless
I am not worth anything but pain
I ruin everything just as I get better
I climb out of this pit only to
Fall
Down
Down
Down.
I hit rock bottom once again
Who's surprised though
Whatever I touch crumbles
I don't deserve anything but your hate.
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Btdubs, the reason why I haven't been posting art recently (and the reason why I had to put a halt on my Batman MLP au) is bc files on my flash drive would randomly get corrupted (I lost all my progress on my Batmare Barbara drawing 🫠) so it might take a minute before I start posting art again.
If you have no idea what I'm talking about and you are interested in my Batman MLP au, you can find my first post here. 🩷🖤🩷🖤

#dc x mlp crossover#dc x mlp#nonbinary artist#bat pony#batman#mlp headcanons#just updating#my art files got corrupted :(#i lost all my hard work 😫🔫#trying hard not to lose my mind rn#fml#fuck my life#dc#dc comics
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it’s me. I’m that anon mf who made a maid lukas render. Had this up last year on my ig page but I took it down bc that shittyass render mediocre asf (aaand maid outfits just ain’t my style)😐🤦🏻♀️🔫 FML
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15 days until our first day of band camp 😹🔫
im apready sunburnt. and we havent started. fml.
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not the waking up with a massive headache on this fine Saturday morning

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‘Most print books are now stored offsite so you will have to request a book online if you would like to take a book out of the library.’
How the fuck is it even a library at that point?
Tell me your uni is run by a fucking idiot without telling me your uni is run by a fucking idiot
First day back at uni. Yep. Still hate it here 🙃
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mootieee r u doing okay?? also idk if it’s rude 2 ask lol but what’s ur pr0n0uns?
hello oomf !! (*^▽^*)!
my pronouns are literally anything you want them to be. Call me she? ok! he? fine by me! they? awesome! just use anything :3
um, i was kinda crashing out and ngl still am. my brain is just stressed about everything 😭 mostly about my guardian finding my erm long sharp things and being disappointed with me all over again. i wish i could keep this a secret forever. im tired of being bothered about it. Being at school is suffocating too because like, half of my friends dont even like me fr ✌︎('ω')🔫 fml actually but we're still existing and barreling towards finals. yay!!.. gahh...

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