#fnny

[dakotameh]

This is so fucking dumb and funny for me I´m ngl

[hidden-1n-the-sand]

brain s. is slwly trning to msh :D :D

[alles7ist7vorbei]

[ladynightlights]

Happy #fursuitfriday! Here's an adorable pic of me with the wonderful @what_the_box_ on twitterwhen we danced at FNNY together! I've known this bean ever since I joined the fandom, and I can never get over how generous, kind and lovely they are Go give them a follow!

Credits 

Left: Ókami (owned by me, made by me)  Right: Ink (owned by whatthebox, head by me)  Photo: @SirConfuzzle   Event: @IrishFurries

[madame-fear]

Vagene

BEEPIS

[des-fangirl]

tried to google Mitski song lyrics but somehow just got some horse pics with quotes

THEY ARE FUNNYY

[catch57]

[save-the-villainous-cat]

im a huge sucker for masked villains loosing their mask in front of the hero, especially when it ends with a flirty hero lmao,, would love to see that idea in your interpretation and writing style!

The hero fished yet another weapon out of a pocket of the villain’s.

“What is this bad boy doing in your pants?” They waved the dagger in front of them, showing it off as they wiggled with their eyebrows. However, the villain only rolled their eyes.

“You might wanna reword that.”

“I shan’t.” They smirked at them and hid the weapon in their own suit. “You have been very bad.”

“Hence the handcuffs? I wasn’t really sure about that,” the villain answered, more unimpressed than anything.

Ever since the villain had lost their mask during the fight, the hero couldn’t stop staring at their face. The villain was attractive, for sure. They were clever and elegant in a way that made the hero’s stomach turn.

Someone so skilled, someone so special had chosen them to be their nemesis. The hero couldn’t quite believe it.

“Yeah…hence the handcuffs.” The hero’s eyes dropped to the villain’s lips involuntarily. But they refused to acknowledge that. It was merely desire. “I need to search for more weapons. Get on your knees. Please.”

The villain didn’t move, just stared. They looked at the hero curiously, as if they were something the villain had to decipher. As if they were written in an ancient language only the villain could read.

“You’re very bold today.”

“It’s a day of firsts, isn’t it? Seeing your face for the first time, catching you for the first time…let’s add kneeling.” The villain started smiling and cocked their head.

“Fine. If it pleases you.” They sank down to their knees and the hero swallowed the bundle of embarrassment in their throat. The villain’s face made them nervous.

“You’re very pretty, you know?” the hero asked. They gathered all their courage to grab the villain’s chin. “Makes it harder to arrest you.”

“Does the golden saviour of the city have a crush on me?” the villain asked. Their smile was turning into a smirk. “How adorable.”

“N-no.”

“Oh, no need to be ashamed.”

“I am not.”

“Dinner at seven? I’ll pick you up if you let me go,” the villain suggested.

“No way.” The hero’s face was burning.

“Ah, worth a shot. Dinner in prison then?”

“Fine,” the hero hissed. They were more excited than they should have been but instead of revealing that, they pulled up the villain and pushed them against the closest wall next to them.

For the rest of the week, the hero couldn’t stop thinking about that dinner.

[ohbo-ohno]

cannot stop thinking ghoap x reader where reader has a massive anxiety attack at some point, like lock-yourself-in-the-bathroom bad. would simon and johnny give you space or do they try to force you out of it (potentially making things worse)?

im soooo mixed on this. cause they're both deeply traumatized military men, if anyone would recognize a panic attack it would be these two. but actually keeping a level head when they see you freaking out would be nearly impossible for them

johnny would want to force you out of it. he'd be trying to get in the bathroom, damn near ready to tear the door off it's hinges and hold you close until you could calm down. but simon's holding him back, trying to get him to understand that he'd only make things worse.

but, fuck, simon wants to do the same thing as johnny. he knows he'd only make things worse, but how is he supposed to sit there and listen to you sobbing when he could be making things better?? takes every ounce of self-control he's developed to hold both himself and johnny back.

now... once you work through it and are just hiding because you think they'll respect a locked door? you're in for a bit of a nasty surprise.

[celestie0]

THINKING ABT BRIDGETON AU GOJO BCS IM REWATCHING QUEEN CHARLOTTE A BRIDGETON STORY 😭🔥

Okay so Imagine Gojo is a duke in this AU and after the ball from my last Bridgestone gojo brain rot you guys starting spending more time together and getting to know each other and everyone who sees u guys together can literally feel the tension even his own mother feels it it’s like a Daphne and Simon kind of situation yk also Gojo stops visiting brothels after getting to know you and then one day during one of you’re guys hangouts he says he can’t see you anymore and that you deserve someone better than him who will be able to love you and like readers you’re like ?? Cuz like it don’t make no sense Like we were talking shit abt the ppl in ball and laughing together tf you mean 😭 and imagine you let him be and their is another ball this evening and a prince is their so you get all dressed up ans make sure you’re the prettiest girl in the room to make him jealous and you’re walking down the stairs and you catch the prince’s and Gojo attention and everybody is looking at you n the prince asks you to dance and Gojo gets jealous and storms outside even his mother is shocked so reader is dancing with the prince and she excuses herself to freshen up even tho she plans to see gojo and she goes outside and Gojo sees her and asks what she’s doing here and then she says she was looking for him and confronts him about him not wanting to marry her even tho she thought he was interested and then he says he is interested but she deserves someone who actually knows how to love her and that he isn’t the right man for her and that she deserved better and she says you are better and then Gojo steps closer and they finally kiss BUT they get caught by one of the girls that want to marry Gojo and she comes out from her hiding spot or sum shit and she threatens to expose them to the Ton if gojo doesn’t marry her so gojo decides to announce ur guys engagement at the ball and her plan backfires on her lady whistle down has a field trip with this one fr 😭😭 so many thoughts abt gojo rn it’s unreal 😔😫

bae isn't this just the entire plot of s1 brigerton??😂😂😂 ooo i like the twist of the girl that wants to marry him blackmailing him w the kiss eep i think itd be interesting if the plan didn't backfire right away n they would go through w that (gojo engaged to the other girl) just to save reader's reputation in the ton or sumn but then gojo just cant handle being engaged to a woman that isn't reader n is like 😫😫 BAE I DO NOT WISH TO BE PARTED FROM YOU NO MORE 😫 IT IS AGONIZING. TIL DEATH DO US APART WE SHALL BE ENAMORED AND INTERTWINED BY OUR SOULS FOR ETERNITY n they ride off into the sunset

[dakotameh]

Some day I may post early, but today is not that day

[cookiepie111]

Brown bunny girl x ghost! Brown bunny girl x ghost! Brown bunny girl x ghost!

Just soft and fluffy

[ukiharavara]

"it's not the moment" they say as I take my comically large knife and kill them dokuro chan style

[mahariel-s]

thjough it is funny finding and reconnecting with old mutuals who stood side-by-side i nfandom wars back in the olden days where we got yelled at for exploring sex/gender shit with our yaoi ships and like legit we're all trans now

[daily-whistlepaw]

daily whistlepaw until zzz becomes PoV day 980

headcanon that WindClan cats make their (very few) nests from wool instead of moss

[glossysoap]

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two words: warm bodies.