#for jd

[mag7dumbies]

Nathan’s done top surgery

[memoonthemove]

No More Hiding

The Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council has Nandor. No point in code names now. It doesn't matter. They're threatening to kill him--or worse--unless I surrender to them.

I am fully aware this is all my fault.

If you're reading this, mis familias de vida y muerte, please stay away. I know I said we would do this together, but I don't want anyone else to get hurt for my stupid mistakes, and I can't risk Nandor. I can't lose any of you, so you will have to lose me. I'm sorry. I know that's selfish, but everyone gets a moment to be selfish once in their life, and I'm choosing my moment.

JD - You've been a good friend. A good co-parent. You've got such a big heart. I hope the centuries are filled with so many people ready to appreciate it that you forget about the stubborn, wayward familiar who was always causing drama in the house.

S Rhubarb - You're the strongest person I've ever known. And underneath that, you're kinder than you want people to know. Thank you for being kind to me and to my other family when you didn't have to be.

TG - I'm sorry. I wish I'd done things differently...made better choices. I wish we got more time to be friends. You've been a good friend. I'll say hello to Abraham for you.

Q&T&L - I don't know if you even check this page anymore. If you do, thank you. You gave me the first real taste of independence and stability I had in my adult life.

LBB - I know we all pretend not to remember it, but you were such a great kid. Being your Uncle Memo was one of the best things I've ever done. I'm sorry I'm going back on everything I said before. I know we had a plan, but I can't risk it. I can't risk him.

Mamá - Eres la mejor madre que un chico extraño podría pedir. Estoy muy orgulloso de ser tu hijo. Por favor, no te desquites con mi familia de muerte. Los amo, no quiero que les pase nada malo.

Nandor - By the time you read this, this will all be over. I feel like I've said goodbye to you so many times already, and I've always hated doing it. So I'm not going to do it again. I will see you soon, mi vida. Te amo.

I love you all. I'm so sorry.

Goodbye.

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[cyarskaren52]

[cyarsk5230]

Kamala Harris: she is Indian, she is black, and she's OWNING Trump 🔥

[animentality]

[charlesoberonn]

"Riddle me this, Senator Vance: You can sit on it. You'd might like to ride it. But you wouldn't like to sleep on it. What is it?"

"A couch?"

"No, Senator Vance... a horse. The answer is a horse."

[determinate-negation]

[cyarskj1899]

[twocozy]

eclectic array from the button museum.

[booasaur]

Lol, it's true.

There was just a White Women for Kamala Zoom call with 150,000 women and it kept on crashing because it was the largest Zoom call in history.

Meanwhile, this is Vance:

He called Harris a childless cat lady despite her being married with two stepkids, pissing off people who don't have children, couldn't have children, or like cats.

Everyone hates him:

The analysts are going back to previously deeply unpopular VP picks and marveling at how bad Vance's numbers are even compared to them.

[kcyars99]

Y’all realize that A) Doug is NOT a candidate in this race and B) there is a candidate in the race who had an affair with a porn star while his wife was pregnant and illegally used campaign funds to pay her off! Maybe THAT should be the story!!!

[memoonthemove]

Worried

No one is answering my calls or texts. No one is sending me any messages here. I can't initiate a call via the ether. I haven't heard from anyone at all in almost a week.

I've been out of state since the warehouse incident. It just seemed safer for everyone involved to put some distance between me and the VC's hunting grounds, especially with all of them here.

But I'm this close to heading home to check in. I just keep thinking...what if this is a trap? What if this is their plan? Cut off all contact with my family to lure me back in?

At this point, I'm not sure that I care. I'd rather walk into a trap than sit here while the people I love are in danger.

Family...mi vida...if any of you are reading this, please let me know you're all okay. I'm going out of my mind.

[90363462]

Wow. Trump HATED this…

[mysharona1987]

[liberalsarecool]

Just shows it’s not about immigrants being here legally or illegally. It’s about being racist.

Stooge needs to give back his law degree.