#for me *bats eyelashes*

[punchesyou]

Stupidest thing I've made

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

[barely-getting-bi]

heyyy does anyone wanna be parted from me but never parted, never and always touching and touched???

[crazylittlejester]

Time: *sighs* We can’t manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Captain

Warriors: *loosening his scarf just a bit* Manwhore it is

[rubensmuse]

if justice dragonage has 100,000 fans i am one of them if justice dragonage has 5 fans i am one of them if justice dragonage has 1 fan i am that fan if justice dragonage has 0 fans i am no longer on this earth

[rocketbirdie]

i wonder often.

[ryllen]

Perhaps ... 😯 [x]

[hyoyawns]

pls tell me ur feel good, pure serotonin gg track that makes you feel better the second you hear it.

[deadpoets]

CRIMINAL MINDS 2.14 | The Big Game

+ bonus

[gemstarstarlight]

Pure tragedy that nobody has recorded or giffed the scene where Paula finds out Jack’s a Brooklyn cop and tries to imitate a Brooklyn accent, and Ally calls a timeout in hysterics because Jack’s body already has a Brooklyn accent so what happens to a Brooklyn accent of a Brooklyn accent?!

[mycringebf]

AWKWARD MEN!!!!!!!!!!!

men who are insecure, men who never thought they'd get this far, men who can't take themselves seriously, men who are shy, men who despite how nervous they are still make sure you know they love you!!

[sallytwo]

talking shit about a pretty sunset

id in alt.

[currymanganese]

If we ever get Sydcarmy endgame I want to see them crack jokes with each other more, especially during a sex scene if we ever get one, and to see them make each other giggle and fall to pieces and shit. I want them to start sitting next to each other at family, holding hands after the meal or patting/rubbing each other's knees below the table. I want them to throw an arm over each other's shoulders as they brainstorm menu ideas. I want, before they get together, and after they've signed documents to give Sydney an official stake in the restaurant and she shakes the Berzattos' hands, I want Carmy's handshake with her to linger on a little too long and leave him awkward and red as a beet. I want Natalie, Richie, Tina, Ebra, Marcus, Sweeps, Manny, the new staff, Uncle Jimmy, Donna, Sydney's Dad, POTUS, the Vatican, Oprah, and the internet to clock the soft and loving looks that they furtively shoot each other. I want them to have full blown arguments where they don't hold anything back and see them compromise and kiss and make up. I want them to meet each other's families. I want-

*GUNSHOT SOUNDS- CAR SPEEDING OFF*

[tex-now]

class 1-A as idols made real... but with a twist

(this idea is not mine thank @thrilling-oneway for the idea. took your tags and blacked out and made this)

[thecsquirrel]

Now that the Olympics are over, am I allowed to speak-

[heynhay]

guys they put gay people on my blo g