forever love mokuton and it’s versatility. tenzos making houses, hashirama was making sculptures, and obito uses his to mimic a shrike.
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It's almost 2023. They can stop making women trip and fall all the time in horror movies anytime now.
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so are we gonna get a dead lover love triangle trope/situation with DFF? Ohohohoho!
(Kinda like Kikyo vs Kagome for Inuyasha kinda deal?)
PheeJin vs PheeNon: FIGHT!
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who wants to help me pay my gas bill 😭💕
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Brain capacity dedicated to avian influenza precautions (no local wild cases in six weeks, lots of Virkon spray, shower and change before going near the chicken run): 50%
Brain capacity dedicated to surviving the terrifying ordeal of meeting new people and talking to them (idk, take your meds and who cares if nobody likes you you're here to do the thing not be the best at competitive human social interaction): >45%
Brain capacity dedicated to worrying about wild swimming in winter in the dark: <5%
I am not a good example I am a horrible warning.
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50 likes!
This feels like the exact opposite an AA sobreity chip.
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this tweet is making me choke to death
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Just saw a goth girl on a dating app. Spider tattoo on her neck, purple hair, black nails, fishnets, etc. Her top spotify songs were all taylor swift. This is a prime example of Batesian mimicry, in this essay, I will
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Why do my white girls all look the same 😭 I really do try but they all look soooooo similar. Someone help me. How do I give them personality so they don’t all look cookie cutter?
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watching ally beardsley transition over the past five years has been really wonderful and affirming but also hilarious. they went from looking like siobhan to looking like brennan. truly the entire anglo-saxon spectrum of gender.
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KABRU!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM THE ELVEN TWINK!!!!!!!!!! KABRU YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE SHIP WARS YOURE STARTING!!!!!!!!!!! KABRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Some so called paranormal expert: "Spirits are evil. They mean to do harm to the living and they want to hurt you."
Me: "Ok you white supremacist fuck."
And 9 times out of 10 it'll be some new age medium wannabe who will tell you to "smudge" your place.
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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work
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