#fortune teller pinkie

[bluebooksarts]

Pinkies Brew!

[krasytoonz]

Speech Examples!

King Wally

“What’s a Peasant like YOU doing here! Goodness, you STINK!”

“No, I don’t like this. I don’t like this one either. You are supposed to READ my MIND! Can’t you already figure out what I like and don’t like?”

“I was a bit rude. I know that. But I will not apologize for it. Because I am King.”

“AHHH!! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! GUARDS! SOMEONE! SAVE ME!!! THIS FOUL LOOKING THING IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!”

Jester Barnaby

“What do you call Tea that doesn’t have (T)ea?… Just Ea.”

“Hey, don’t go about and hang your head down like that! You did great, buddy. What matters is the effort you put in!”

“I know a place where we can go and relax. Maybe daydream or take a nap! Doesn’t that sound nice?”

“I actually got some tricks up my sleeves!… Well, I don’t got any sleeves. But you get it!”

Castle’s Greatest Knight

“Do you think that maybe he might like me back?”

“Being a Knight doesn’t mean you have to just ‘be’. You’ve got to act and look like one too!”

“Stand STRAIGHT! What are you even worthy of if you can’t even do one simple thing!!”

“I may be merciful, but do not take me for a Fool. So do not treat me like one.”

The Advisor

“That is so funny, because the last time I remember you was… Never. I don’t think you are even good enough to be in the storage of my memories.”

“You see, because ‘pie’ is a consumable good, but ‘pi’ is a maths symbolism that equals to 3.14, it is the reason why you are DUMB. Those are NOT THE SAME THINGS.”

“This is NOT how ECONOMY WORKS, Your Majesty. The people are starving and YOU KNOW THAT!”

“For the love of God I will literally burn you ALIVE if you say one more thing out of that stupid mouth of yours!”

Castle’s Maid

“GAWK!! THE voices.. The noises.. Oh, they’re SPEAKING to me again!”

“No, no no, it isn’t the Castle this time, I know it! Please, believe me! There are things wrong with this Kingdom — HORRIBLY WRONG!”

“It’s a CURSE!! I knew that because I went to this Fortune-Teller and she told me that THIS WILL HAPPEN! GAWK!!”

“Breathe in.. Breathe out.. No, this wouldn’t work! This is silly! Let’s get out of here and run away elsewhere while we still can!”

The Anarchist

“Boasting will do you no good. I don’t like ‘mysteries’ or ‘surprises’ either. Show it to me and I’ll believe you.”

“Somebody who only talks big, but not ‘walk the talk’, is not to be respected. I hope you understand what that means.”

“WHAT IN THE- Julie! SALLY! STOP POKING THAT THING! IT’S GOING TO CRUMBLE DOWN!! GODDAMMIT YOU TWO!”

“Don’t you know it’s dangerous to walk alone in the Alleyway?! Are you out of your mind?!! Stick beside me, I know a shortcut.”

Julie Joyful (in Disguise Name: King-Queen-Royal Julien the III)

“Wow, that was.. SUPER DUPER AWESOMESAUCESNESS!! CAN WE DO IT AGAIN?!”

“AAHHHH!! I AM SO SO SO EXCITED! Let’s go and look for more Mushrooms. Did you KNOW that Sally can cook really good Mushroom soup?”

“Uhhh… Uhhhhheeeerrrrmmmm… I forgot. I’m sorry, but, I’ll try my best to remember. I promise! PINKIE PROMISE!”

“If you want a hug, just know that I am always here. Don’t you waste your tears, my Friend!”

Bounty Hunter Sally

“So we got Buggy and Pinkie on the team. You in or you out?”

“HA! No one can EVER come between ME and Pinkie! You can try all you want but you CAN’T ever separate the two of us!”

“Determination is my greatest Skill! Test me if you like but I WON’T back down from a good ramble! Bring it on! Wahhahaa!!”

“These monsters aren’t actually monsters, but they are just sensitive to Fire and Light and all that stuff. Best you put it away.”

Royal Courtier Sunny

“Yes, very very informative…! Uh, so, when is the festival again?”

“Oooh! That looks DASHING on you! Totally cute and fashionable! Wear it!”

“Morals are very important! You see, without them, people will become violent!”

“Do not fear! I will sacrifice myself if needed! You can rely on me!”

Castle (speaks in onomatopoeia)

“CREEK! THUMP! CRRRRAAAACKKK!” (Fuck u and ur dad and ur mom and ur siblings)

“Thump. Thump. THUMP.” (Thump thump thump.)

“Creek!” (Flowers! I love flowers!)

[dapandapod]

oh my god, I need this in my life ;____; Pairing is dealer's choice.

36. unconsciously searching out each other’s hand while sleeping

Look. I kinda missed the mark here, in a sense, as did I miss the timely window to write/reply.... xD anyway here it is? some Geraskier, a healthy dose of pining, and a lot of semi-platonic cuddling! Thank you Ebs my love for beta-reading! And I hope you like it, Kuri-darlin! Please enjoy <3 On Ao3 here!

It starts, as it often does between the two of them, with a deep bottle of spirit and a great idea. Usually, it’s one of Jaskier’s, but this time neither of them will claim the responsibility.

Skinnydipping is a much better plan in summer temperatures, rather than in late spring. Cold water from the icy mountains is still trickling down in rivers and finding itself in the lake they are now rushing out of, bare as the day they were born.

Jaskier isn’t shrieking, he never is, he is just flexing his vocal chords. Geralt is telling him that he is indeed shrieking, and that he should stop before it gets shrill enough to call the local dogs over.

Punching Geralt’s chest is very different when he is not wearing any clothes, skin cool and slippery, and Jaskier loses himself for a moment.

This is where it all begins, in a sense.

They are both rather lost, directionless in the free way of the traveling pair they are, but still trying to make out what path is theirs, and if what they will find at the end of the road will please them.

Geralt grasps Jaskier’s hand, and holds it to his chest. If asked, he will say he is clearly making sure Jaskier won’t be able to punch him again, but if you ask Jaskier, the only thing he will remember is firm fingers around his wrist, chest hair rough against his knuckles.

When Jaskier does not immediately protest, just stares at their hands with wide eyes, Geralt declares the bard too drunk, and he pulls Jaskier with him towards land by the hand.

Getting dressed one handed is… even more complicated while drunk, but the witcher does not let go of the bard, and leads him all the way to their rooms. They technically have their own rooms, but somehow they both end up in Jaskier’s room, only half way into the bed.

Later, Geralt remembers waking up with Jaskier’s fingers laced through his, and turns to look at his face lax in sleep, pressed against the mattress.

It happens again, of course it does. This time they are between inns, with winter and his bad timing stealing one last cold night before spring broke through properly.

They have found alright shelter, compromising the comfort of the open forest floor for keeping warm, snuck in the crack of a rock formation.

The fire is doing wonders, and despite the smoke stinging their eyes, Jaskier is looking decidedly snuggly with the fire behind him outlining his figure.

Their bedrolls are side by side, and Jaskier has grabbed onto Geralt’s hand, marveling over… well, marveling in general actually.

This time there is no alcohol between them, just a sense of peace and amusement, and Geralt watches Jaskier trace each digit, using both hands to look this way and that.

His knuckles are getting a great deal of attention, as is his thumb and palm. While he does it, Jaskier tells a story about his mother and a fortune teller that probably was a sham, but there once was this palm reader he met in Novigrad, and did you know that the placing or lack of calluses really tells a lot about you as a person?

Geralt listens with a smile, and snarks at the obvious holes in the storytelling when Jaskier is making too much up again, and, between one heartbeat and the next, Jaskier’s eyes droop shut.

He is still holding onto Geralt’s hand, one cradling the side of his hand and his pinky, the other holding onto his thumb. Even as specks of snow trickle down from above, and the wind howls, the fire crackles merrily, and Jaskier is holding his hand in his sleep.

Geralt doesn’t take his hand back, and in the morning they have inched closer, and Jaskier is holding Geralt’s hand against himself like you would a teddy bear.

Not long after the summer solstice, they make a close acquaintance with death. Her foul breath brushes the bard’s cheek as a Necker’s claw dug into his flesh.

Lucky for all of them, Jaskier is wearing a leather coat, and instead of being fatal, it just ends up being very fucking painful.

Blood is not a good look on bards, at least not their own, Geralt decides when Jaskier sits eerily quiet after being patched and bundled up in a barn that they’ve got to borrow for the night, with the promise not to bleed on the hay.

That night, Geralt reaches for Jaskier’s hand, holding it as he presses himself up against the bard’s back, listening to his even breaths and rapid heartbeat, infinitely grateful he made it in time to save him.

As with anything, spend enough time doing something and a habit is formed.

It isn’t every time, nor is it a conscious thought, but if there is but an arm's length between them, they will either end up half way out of their bedrolls and meet in the middle, fingers lacing together, or when they’re sitting idly next to each other for whatever reason, their fingers will seek each other out, sometimes barely touching, and other times overlapping.

It stops being a conscious choice, it is something just done. Jaskier eagerly grabbing his hand as he tells exciting news and then forgets to let go, or Geralt wanting to keep track of him, or to support him, or when in a crowd.

It’s natural, an anchor when they are in danger of getting lost.

They part, and they reunite later that summer, and that fall Geralt grabs Jaskier’s hands to rub them warm, to breathe on them to help him regain temperature.

He knows you shouldn’t breathe on them, knows how a breath actually can make them colder, but Geralt may or may not be accidentally brushing his lips to Jaskier’s knuckles, and Jaskier is pretending not to notice, pretending he doesn’t have fine rabbit gloves tucked in his backpack, gifted by the very witcher right in front of him.

Things change, and also they don’t.

Dragons and witches and a child of the elder blood marks each change in their own way. Jaskier finds himself waking up, holding his own hand in his cold room in Kaer Morhen, and Geralt’s hand reaches across the empty bed for the bard’s even before he registers not to.

Another bottle of spirits, this time a stolen Nilfgaardian booze smelling absolutely terrible with the aftertaste of dirt, and another bright idea later, and Jaskier and Geralt once again find themselves sprawled halfway across Jaskier’s bed.

Geralt had to pull him up the stairs by the hand to keep their balance, or so they told themselves. The White gull Geralt ended up downing tastes terrible on the second day he notes, shifting and pulling the warmth by his side closer.

Jaskier grunts in his ear and knees his thigh, but only when he tightens his hold around hot, sweaty fingers does Geralt realize what he’d been missing. Jaskier is tangled against him, arm trapped under himself in an angle that will promise complaints the moment he wakes up. It is warm, and it is comfortable, and Geralt is slowly coming to terms with what pleases him.

Relearning how to share a bed is much easier when you have an anchor, a focal point, or it would have been if Geralt wasn’t startled awake by Jaskier almost falling out of bed. They resettle, Jaskier now firmly between the witcher and the wall, and the back of Geralt’s hand pressed against his lips as sleep reclaims him.

It doesn’t matter if they are awake or not, they reach for each other like a weed craves the sun, like roots seeking dirt, like vines growing where they find purchase.

The day Geralt wakes up and finally finds courage, he kisses Jaskier’s palm, and Jaskier kisses his lips.

[dnpanimationstudioclone]

warning, spoilers: So I saw the Animanaics and PATB, it was pretty good, Ngl the ending had me and I wonder if there’s more to come, I hope so.

Something I really wanted to see and hope to still is Pinky offically calling out Brain for EVERYHTHING! For how he treats him, with what happened to Julia and overall losing himself and forgetting part of the reason he wanted to take over the world was to make it a better place for everyone, not just himself. 

Maybe if Julia gets them and has a moment with Pinky, he fully realizes Brains colossal mistake and how he’d been ignoring it all. At the cost of his own integrity and self. It wasn’t Brain who changed for the worse, he also lost a lot of himself. He finally acknowledges his friend isn’t the same mouse he supported and loved and realizes…he can’t keep doing the same thing with him every night.

Pinky-You don’t need to get revenge on Brain Julia, he already ruins his own life. I’m not smart but deep down, I know he’s not a good mouse, not like he used to, he tried to be. He’s his own defeat, don’t waste ur life trying to get him, that’s how he ended up like this and how I ended up like this…Dont let him dictate your life, trust me, it’s not good. And I finally know what I need to do. It’s something I knew I should’ve done a long time ago

Brain-Pinky what are you-

Pinky-You want to know what I’m pondering? Probably not.

Brain-…

Pinky-What will you do tomorrow night? I don’t know and…I don’t care. One things for sure, it’s not with me. I really hope someday you can be change or atleast be happy, but even I’m not that dumb to expect that. Goodbye Brain.

Brain-PINKY WAI-

Pinky runs off 

Brain on the floor in tears

Julia walking off

Brain- Aren’t you going to take your revenge!? Get what you finally wanted!?

Julia-Sigh, you never learn. Besides, in the end I already did. 

Brain-…

Pinky-Also if anyone plans to get help, don’t use the Madam Help Hotline, it’s a fortune teller site. I thought it was a therapy hotline, makes sense why the advice didn’t really stick…

[homestuckexamination]

this is in reference to an ask from *2 years ago*, but mlp is my special interest and so is classpecting so i thought i’d give my take on pinkie pie and rainbow dash:

your assessment that pinkie pie is Rage-y is very accurate! she’s easily the most cartoony of the bunch, and seems to know more than she lets on. in particular, she has something called pinkie sense — a type of magic that isn’t at all like the traditional equestrian magic in the show, and is so unlike it that twilight literally refuses to believe it’s real for an entire episode. pinkie sense tells her the future — this, combined with her whole “knowing more than she should” thing, and her dressing up as a fortune teller makes me think of her as a Seer of Rage.

you said rd seems Breath-y, and, though she’s very Breath-y on the surface, it’s mostly surface level. in particular, Breath’s individualism/detatchment is completely antithetical to a very core part of her character — her *loyalty*. she wants to be a part of a team. she is very devoted to who she cares about. she doesn’t want to just become a famous flier, she wants to join the wonderbolts. she’s even the element of loyalty! rd’s driving motivation is always based around her bonds with other people, which makes me think of her as a Blood player.

Oh jeez, yeah I barely remember giving my assessment that far back! And I haven't seen anything about MLP either in the time since so, I'll have to default to your assessment here. X3 I do appreciate the like... Analysis of something I'm not familiar with, specially if I just kinda winged it in the past! :o

[glendover]

watch ghost files with me eps. 3

it’s Friday so you know what that means, watching ghost files with me!!!

(obligatory freak out over the place we visit even tho I don’t know it)

OMG ST. IGNATIUS HOSPITAL?!?!

nuns do be seriously scary tho just saying

concentrated horror

never thought about it but a lot of people do die in hospitals

bro I will say it again but I’m a big fan of the blueprint!!!

fortune tellers do tell the truth (even in twisted ways) so bad for you

the awkward silence 💀💀

starting the journey where it ends for the most - is such a good trope for a book or something

well some people have probably stayed in a lot of morgues bc it’s their field of work

not remembering the first morgue; sad, not remembering the last morgue experience; sad (in a funny way)

ITS A BAT

at least there is good wifi

“an IRL orb” lmAo

mini body chute, my beloved

kinda lost in the hospital 🥴

one of these days a ghost will touch Ryan after he ask for it to do so and that’s the day we see him die on camera

uhhh there is the guest!!

THE BOONKER - that’s so cool

would be creepy if the ghosts actually say their names back

little bitch & big bitch 🥰🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

not the ghost lol-ing at ryan and shane

and then calling them a Nerd

the ghost is flirting with Ryan again lmAo

all these people always notice they have evidence once they get home, kinda sus

no not the noice 🥹

and then that long floor

bro paranoia is kicking again 🤩

not the old ass polaroid omg

spirit box hide & seek!!!

ryan really can’t win, literally and metaphorically

the awkward hug after shane says ghosts are real 💀

I honestly love how Ryan always explains each of the things they use to investigate

DJ spirit box

why’s the spirit box being weird?? 😭😭

lmAo the moving stick figure has me in serious tears

why is the little dance so funny to me 😭💀

bro if I were a ghost I’d be proud of me for turning off the light too

I’d even dance a little

rose is really trying

honestly, rose is a really cool ghost

THAT was smooth advertisement for too many spirits

rose has a friend in her room!!

sleep over or whatever ghosts do at night

flies are friends of demons

“zaddy ghost“ i’m screaming

just two men discussing what a hot man looks like

Michael has it harder bc he can’t walk my dudes

A DEAD FLY!!

and another one

now it’s three, four, five, six - they are all over the floor!!

new fear unlocked: getting squished

I only now noticed that this episode is 1 hour long

bro the photo 😃

Shane is spending too much time on the internet 💀

no bro not the voice 😭

but to answer the ghost’s question: the world best ghost hunters are there

rip pigeon

the ghost really likes calling them nerds huh

I love how Ryan and Shane are als ways bullying the ghosts lmao

not the ghost calling Ryan god 💀

they really are all fielding with Ryan this season (as they should)

family bonding is killing god together

“You see that nun, you’re done”

nunthing & nunsense

the ring is rather adorable actually

Tina had cancer 👀 and then won what?? leaving us high and dry

Pinky 💀

not the ghost telling them to stop

ghost just leaves them with a casual ‘later’ lmao

Ghost has the hots for mark

possessed mark make it happen ghost

well that was a let down ghost you had so much potential

solo investigation!!

Ryan watching over Shane via the security camera

Ryan making sure we get his death on camera lmao

Shane will be disappointed again if the ghosts don’t hang out with again

Bro the dolls are fucking creepy 😭😭

hope the doll actually haunts Shane in his dreams

isn’t Ryan always trying to not freak out during solo investigations and then ends up having 5 mental breakdowns

“Come on, sisters”

lmao fast food is what gets Ryan through this 💀

understandable tho I’d do almost everything for nuggets too

look Ryan is always overwhelmed before going in

not the noise before Ryan goes investigating

the mantra is back 💀

not not voices again 😭😭

the scream 😃😃

bro absolutely not, that was horrifying

nun of your business 🥴

Ryan is just a little guy frfr

“the vibes weren’t great in there I’m leaving that room” me whenever I’m invited to a group meeting

bro I told you the doll is fucking scary 😭

how is Ryan supposed to see stuff without light?? 😭

but honestly Ryan is so brave for turning off the flashlight

not Shane wanting to buy the hospital 💀

LMAO THE PENNYWISE RUN 💀💀

Ryan in his self confidence era 😌

and that was St. Ignatius Hospital now filed away in

THE GHOST FILES

[demonprincezeldris]

I have a School AU of the Double Black AU. I'm willing to share that aswell.

Like one Chapter Merlin convinces Cat to do a 'Match Making Booth' to gather some Data. Catherine not knowing her many skills does end up causing couples to be made and flourish. Which causes Jericho and Vivian to try it out. Only for Cat to go 'No!...Eliane and Ban are my friends. And while I'm not will acquainted with Pretty Pinky (Gil) I am Friends with Elizabeth though...Sorry Can't help you...'

Merlin makes Cat use a Ball/orb that like Fortune Tellers use. But its really just for show....Has no power. But Only Merlin and Catherine know that.

Jericho and Vivian steal the Orb when Cat is out to lunch to try and get it to 'Match them' only to learn its just a prop...So they go back to the Booth and Turn the thing upside Down to find the secret Match Making item that Cat was using.

Catherine wasn't using any Item...Thats just Her being unknowingly THAT good.

When Cat Returns from her lunch break to see the girls just destroyed the 'Match Making Booth' She looks at Merlin and asks 'Probably not Buuuuut....Did you get the Data you were after?.....'

Merlin: "Indeed! You did well Mama Cat..." Catherine just not caring that the Booth is now just a pile of Rubble...She goes back to her normal schedule and day thinking She didn't really do much. But she did alot!

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Jericho and Vivian to do this, after all they are simping for Gil and Ban.

[dilfartist]

Oh, this looks fun. Give me your worst. I am, 28, nonbinary. I love exploring and seeing new things but have chronic pain so I have to be careful sometimes to pace myself when running around. My friends feel my biggest flaw is that I put everyone else's needs before my own but it's hard to break because I have taken care of others through rough patches since I was a teenager. I am told I have a face that I am "friend-shaped" and it makes people feel relaxed in my company. I love writing or painting. Storytelling is as natural to me as breathing. (Seeing your post for the yandere matchup game actually makes me miss running my own ask blog, haha.)

Red string of fate or a soulmate's memories as dreams sound like a fun au idea. As for where, perhaps meeting by chance on the street or along the pier or maybe crossing paths by chance in an alley or at night?

As for what I look for in someone, I think it's human to want to be understood and feel needed? People want someone who loves them, flaws and all, but also to feel that they can give something in return. Ideally someone who would also be happy to learn about new things with me.

I'm curious to see where you go with this! And Don't hesitate to go as dark as you feel like; I asked for it. (If none of the golden wind people fit what I described for you, or you don't have one you feel like at the time, any of the reoccurring guys through part 5 is fair game to me~ I'm just happy to be here.)

“Your soulmate is...” the fortune-teller stops mid-sentence. A piece of paper is pushed out of a small slit next to the palm reader.

Bruno Bucciarati

One day, you're on the streets of Naples helping your friend carry boxes since they were moving into a new apartment. While carrying one of the heavy boxes, you struggle to keep the box in your arms, nearly dropping the box to the ground; before the box crashes to the ground someone grabs it. “Are you alright?” a voice asks, holding concern. You nod and thank the handsome stranger. When reaching out to grab the box from the stranger, you notice a red thread wrapped around his pinky finger. Your eyes widen in surprise, causing the man to look down at what you were looking at. He notices the red thread wrapped around your pinky as well. Bruno smiles warmly, “it seems our fate has been sealed.”

Bruno views you as a caring person, which is what causes him to obsess over you. Bruno loves the fact you are kind enough to help your friends before yourself. However, Bruno will soon grow tired of all the attention your friends are receiving. Bruno hardly gets time with you because of his occupation. Bruno will manipulate you into believing your friends only want you around because you help no matter what and that you should distance yourself from them. “Think about it. They never call you to see how you at. They only call the see if you can help them. Come to think of it, I swore yesterday I overheard a conversation they had badmouthing you.”

If Bruno kidnapped you, he would use your chronic pain as a reason for locking you away. Bruno would claim to only want the best for you, so he forces you to stay home. Of course, Bruno knows you will be bored at home all alone; Bruno will buy you painting supplies and many notebooks to write in.

(sorry this was so short, hopefully, you like this!)

[bluebooksarts]

Madame Pinkie Pie

[minusgangtime]

Whoa,really?!

Yeah,think of it as a fortune teller. Your body twitches to give you a warning of what’s coming up!

-pinkie/Shelby

"It's also known as a "doozy"!~"

[theshoegirldiaries]

February Nails

#1 (above) left hand (top row, in order) from pinkie to thumb; Models Own in Peacock Green NP028, Ciate London Gelology in Moondust PPG275, F2 Fudge Supersonic Nail Polish in No90 (PNE23), Barry M Molten Metal Nail Paint in Celestial Silver MTNP18 and Models Own in Golden Green (Beetle Juice).

Top coat on all nails (far left, bottom row); Dior Vernis Glittery Top Coat in Cosmic 309.

right hand (bottom row) from thumb to pinkie; Barry M Nail Paint in Dusky Mauve 313, Revlon Speed Shine in Tidal Wave 07, Models Own in Purple Blue (Beetle Juice), Barry M Molten Metal Nail Paint in Bronze Bae MTNP1 and No7 Stay Perfect Nail Colour in Night Silver 62.

#2 (below) Barry M Velvet Matte Nail Paint in Silent Cove VNP12 and KIKO Milano Metallic Spark Nail Lacquer (Stellar Love) in 004 Night Luxe.

#1 I really went rummaging through my collection for this manicure (some of these are 20 years old and still perform brilliantly) and yes, I really did wear them all at once! I wanted mystical, celestial, galaxy-fortune-teller type nails, if there's such a thing and I felt I met the brief. I chose jewel shades (but didn't want to go too bright) that had pearlized, metallic or shimmer finishes then applied my Dior top coat to pull them all together. That top coat looks unappealing in the bottle, but it's beautiful applied, with specks of different sized, multi-coloured pieces-it definitely fits the cosmic-galaxy theme. I won't talk too much about the performance of the polishes because most of them are unavailable now, but they applied smoothly and lasted well. I loved this look, it was exactly what I had in mind.

#2 The nails I'm wearing right now and who knew I could top that last manicure? I got this KIKO polish from their recent Valentine's collection and knew it could either be worn alone or on top of something else. I could never have foreseen the magic that would happen with this one though, it's absolutely stunning. The Barry M dries matte, which I hate and is generally meh (need 2 coats definitely to even the colour as it can be patchy). I applied 1 coat of the KIKO and it's so sparkly, like dazzling, however it also creates this multi-chrome metallic finish. So my nails change from deep blue to purple to green with this stunning smooth sparkle and it's so vibrant. So glad I order another of these (in a different colour), I'm blown away with this manicure, absolutely beautiful.

*I always use Barry M Green Origin Base & Top Coat (as a base) and would never be without Seche Vite Dry Fast Top Coat*

[hulu]

Let us help you determine your zany fate with our fortune teller! Just print to play and watch #Animaniacs on Hulu!

[animebw]

Reading One Piece: Chapters 653-654

-Man, what’s gonna become of that fortune-teller’s prediction now, I wonder? How long before it comes true in a way nobody saw coming?

-”I don’t have the heart to tell them they accidentally sent a bomb to her as well!” Whole Cake Island is gonna be a fun arc, isn’t it?

-Oh boy, so navigation in the new world is gonna be even more difficult. I’m sure that won’t lead to any unforseen complications.

-ksjdfhksjdfh sorry Nami your captain’s a glutton for punishment

-...why is Franky suddenly a beetlehead

-”You said it! We’re at war with common sense!” Truer words have never been spoken.

-Okay, that is the most adorably bizarre pinky promise ever. Dorks.

-It’s been a long time coming. But now, we’re finally here. New World, here we come!

-deep, beleagured sigh at unfunny pervert “comedy” that will just not fucking die

-You know what they say: there’s always a bigger fish.

-YO HOLY SHIT IT’S MORE LABOONS

-Also, I always thought the scars on Laboon’s head were a result of headbutting the Red Line for so long, but I guess that’s just something his entire species shares. Odd.

-”See? It’s all safe! Sit back and enjoy the whale show!” Sanji, you are a mess.

-What. A. Shot.

-Lmao, my reaction is the same as the crew’s. “Wow, this looks like a nightmare world! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO!”

[tropicpdf]

red thread / lucifer & mars

1.1k words / rated g / toyhou.se version

Mars had always seen fortune tellers and psychics as con artists in a way; people who abused the weak wills of others that just wanted answers or help in their lives. Now, though, Mars was sure a few of those people in the human world were the real deal, considering all the strange things the Devildom had opened them up to. And, when it came to fortune tellers residing in the Devildom, Mars knew everything they said had to be true.

Asmo had tried to convinced Lucifer to hire a fortune teller for a party, and after puppy dog eyes from him, the eldest brother finally agreed. Diavolo loved any type of party entertainment, and it was a hell of a lot better to have a fortune teller at the house over the other acts they had witnessed in past years. The pink-haired demon in question had gathered as many people as he could find around the fortune teller's table, which resulted in Mars and Lucifer, Diavolo, Solomon and a less enthusiastic Simeon.

Mars expected a gaudy crystal ball, or the fortune teller reading the lines on their palms. Instead, Asmo clapped excitedly and leaned forward in his chair. "I want us all to see our Red Threads of Fate!"

"That's rather bold, isn't it?" Simeon asked, a nervous laugh trailing behind his words.

Asmo ignored his hesitation, and looked at the fortune teller with wide eyes and a big grin. "I'll go first."

The old man at the head of the table merely nodded his head, but before he did anything, Solomon offered his hand, too, without a word. The man barely glanced at the human, instead dragging his own hand through the air, before bringing it down to hover over the two. Mars turned to Lucifer with a tilted head, "Isn't this only interesting to the people the thread is connected to?"

The old man answered before Lucifer could, "The way I do it, you may all view the thread. For a limited time, of course."

Immediately, Mars looked at Asmo, who was giggling. Sure enough, there was a red string tied around the little finger on his right hand. When Mars' eyes followed it, they found it connected to Solomon's hand. Mars, speechless, gave a little golf clap.

Diavolo laughed out loud at the sight, clapping Solomon on the back. The white-haired man just chuckled and turned his attention to the rest of the people at the table. "You know, I've heard that some soulmates aren't romantic ones. Some people are rivals, lovers, family; but their souls are always destined together."

Asmo immediately wrapped his arms around Solomon and feigned that he was upset. "But our connection isn't platonic! A human man wouldn't follow me around for thousands of years just to be friends!" he whined. A few seconds later, the string disappeared.

"You surely already knew about that," Lucifer said, giving the two an incredulous look. Asmo didn't pull away from the human, instead resting his head on his shoulder and looking Lucifer's way.

"Maybe," the younger one hummed, "But I just love confirmation."

"I'll go next," Simeon said, breaking the conversation away from Asmo. The old man simply nodded, and proceeded with the same movements as before. A red thread appeared, wrapped around his gloved pinkie. It went straight up into the sky, disappearing into the ceiling and away from them all.

"An angel?" Solomon asked, as everyone looked up above them.

"Or a human," Asmo added.

"Either way," Simeon started, a sadness tainting his voice that Mars immediately picked up on, "It's comforting to know someone is out there."

When Simeon's string dissipated into nothing, Diavolo opted to be next.

Everything went the same, but a thread did not appear. Diavolo looked down at his hand, then mirrored everyone in looking at the old man. The fortune teller just sighed and shook his head. "When a string doesn't appear, it means your soulmate is not alive at this moment. The soul must be waiting to reincarnate. I apologize."

Diavolo leaned back in his chair and waved his hand with a little smile. To Mars and Lucifer, though, they knew the man was just brushing away his disappointment. But, his face soon changed, and the red-haired man turned his attention to the couple sitting across from him. "Mars? Lucifer? Will you give it a try?"

Lucifer's hand left Mars', from where he was holding it under the table, and he folded his gloved hands atop the tablecloth. He looked at Mars, and Mars didn't really know what to say. What if Lucifer wasn't their soulmate? Would that change their relationship? Would Lucifer want to go and find who he's meant to be with? If fate wanted him with another person, wouldn't fate always win in the end? It scared Mars half to death, but they still couldn't find the words to admit that.

Lucifer, after watching Mars think, turned to the old man and shook his head. "I think both of us would prefer not to know. The result we want is only a small chance, isn't it?"

The old man stroked his chin and shrugged his shoulders. "If that's your decision, so be it."

"Aw," Asmo pouted, and he finally released Solomon, "I really wanted to know."

"It isn't your business to know, Asmo," Solomon murmured.

When the party ended, Lucifer saw everyone off at the door. The last person to leave was the fortune teller, as his talents were much more than just seeing the red thread, and the guests loved what else he brought to the table. But, before Lucifer could shut the door, Asmo sprung to life before he could leave. "May I speak to you privately for a second?" Asmo asked the old man, shooing Lucifer away. The eldest did leave, after a scowl met his lips. But, when he found Mars waiting for him in the formal living room, Asmo saw a smile meet his face again. The orange-eyed demon lowered his voice, "Yue Lao, can I ask for a favor?"

The old man nodded his head, and seemingly already understood where the conversation was heading.

Asmo pointed towards Lucifer and Mars, who were speaking just outside of the foyer. "Can you show their threads just to me? Please?" he practically sang.

Yue Lao, the old man, sighed and just nodded his head. He waved his finger, and while he had no reaction to the sight, Asmo practically squealed in delight.

Lucifer's hand hung by his side, covered by a black glove like always. Mars' hand absentmindedly played with the earring dangling from their ear. Their pinkies connected with a thin red thread, and that was enough to make Asmo grin from ear to ear.

"Their souls will always find each other," Yue Lao said, turning to walk off the porch. "Even when the day comes and that mortal dies. Your brother will find them again somehow."

[gavin-plz-call-me]

Can I have the WC boys reacting to MC who cracks dark jokes and generally has a dark sense of humor?

First things first I'd like to apologize for the delay in answering this ask for you. My computer is being fixed right now, and I'm actually at the library finishing up this prompt 😅 Anyways, thanks for the ask!!

TW: Mentions of Suicide and bodily harm against one's self and others, nothing too graphic though, just baseless threats.

There's also a brief mention of periods, but everything is gender neutral besides that.

Yooha

Is the most likely of the boys to laugh along with you.

When he was still in the painting he heard you crack a few dark jokes, most of them at your own expense "I didn't find that fortune teller and all I got was this dumb-ass painting, that's it, I'm jumping in front of a bus."

And he's just like, lmao same also tf is a bus?

Until he realizes you need to free him, then he's yelling like a madman knowing full well that you can't hear a word he's saying, begging you to at least wait until he's free to die.

I'm getting serious Beetlejuice (the musical, I've never seen the movie 😅) vibes from the two of you.

When he's finally free from the painting and he grows a bit more attached to you he'll be a bit concerned for you, but as long as you assure him they're jokes and you don't ever sound too serious about it, then he'll mostly laugh along with you.

He also eggs you on when you're making dark jokes directed at other people.

"Hansol, I swear to god if you don't turn down your music I'll smash in your kneecaps." Yooha's already handing you a bat to do the deed and Hansol is terrified

All in all, the two of you are a chaotic duo.

Taehee

Taehee finds out about your habit while you're on your period one day.

"Taehee, how much do you think I'd get if I sold my uterus on the black market?"

"Well, you'd probably get a couple t- why do you want to know?"

"Well I was thinking of cutting my uterus out and I might as well get a few bucks from it."

He sort of just awkwardly laughs it off, but he definitely talks to his therapist coworkers to see if there's anything he should be doing for you.

In all honesty, though, he feels terrible and sort of blames himself for your constant dark jokes, I mean the dark jokes are probably a coping mechanism for your awful childhood, and in his mind your bad luck is entirely his fault.

He won't say much to get you to stop saying them though, but don't you dare joke about killing yourself in front of him.

You will bring this man to tears before you can get your entire joke out, and he won't leave your side for the rest of the day in fear of you actually doing something.

On the other hand, as long as Yooha is on the receiving end of your jokes, Taehee will egg you on occasionally.

"Yooha! If you leave the toilet seat up one more time, I'm cutting your balls off!"

"So what you're gonna want to do is make a small incision at the base of the scrotum..." Will give you full, medically accurate, instructions.

Yooha is currently looking into athletic cups to protect his baby makers.

Hansol

Idk why, but Hansol gives me major car-boy vibes, and I like to imagine him pointing cool cars out to you when he's bored.

"Wow! Look at that one MC! It's so cool!"

"Damn, that thing looks expensive. Imagine how much money I'd get if they ran me over. I could pay off my debts and still have enough money to buy a jacuzzi." You then stand up, and take a few steps towards the car, all in a joking matter of course, but Hansol doesn't get that.

He literally attaches himself to your torso, dragging you away from the street, tears in his eyes "You can have all my money, MC, just please don't hurt yourself like that."

You're gonna have to assure him you're joking.

After that incident, he understands your jokes a little more, but still gets anxious when you jokingly say you're gonna hurt yourself.

Doesn't like it much when you're jokes attack other people as well.

"Biho, if you don't wake up right now I'm gonna eat your goldfish alive."

"MC! Biho's a baby, he can't help that he sleeps too much, and his poor goldfish have nothing to do with this."

Maybe lay off on the dark humor in front of Hansol.

Biho

Please don't make dark jokes in front of him, he will cry.

You make your first dark joke to Biho some time after Taehee re-ties your fates.

"Biho, can you hand me that knife? My pinky hurts so bad, I'm just gonna cut it off."

Biho's first instinct is to steer you into his and Hansol's room so he can keep an eye on you, all while you're trying to explain to him that you were 100% okay maybe 99% joking, but he's not having it.

After he puts you in Hansol's care, he goes straight to Taehee to beg him to untie your fates so you don't cut your finger off.

It takes you and Taehee a considerable amount of time to convince him you were joking.

Does not like when you make jokes concerning yourself, and takes every single one seriously.

He's a little more relaxed when you make jokes at the expense of others, but he's very logical about your threats.

"Taehee, if you don't promise not to put some health-nut herbs in our dinner tomorrow, I'm shoving my spaghetti up your ass!"

"That might be a bit difficult to do. First of all, spaghetti is very flimsily and probably wouldn't go into Tahee's butt very well, secondly Taehee is much stronger than you so I don't think you'd be able to get to his butt very well, third..." and on and on and on.

Biho is a very practical goblin, so unless you want a very well meaning lecture about the insertablility of spaghetti, I suggest you don't make dark jokes in front of him.

[doffykin]

hello there!!! could i please have a few kin recommendations :o? right now im questioning my gender identity but i use any pronouns, i am a sapphic, and my highest kins are blanca (animal crossing), timekeeper cookie (cookie run), yoomtah zing (epithets erased), queen (deltarune), fallen leaves (warriors), and fortune teller carla (smile for me). im an infp-t, and i really treasure spending time with my close friends! i look up to them lots ^_^ stuffed animals are very comforting to me, i like to draw, i listen to weirdcore and indie pop music, and i love baked goods!!!

i dont have a preference for gender expression! you can reccomend a character from any source you deem fits me, but if you need suggestions, i mainly kin from video game and cartoon sources :-] the characters i am kin with are silly, entertaining, very supportive, and have Problems (namely existential things and loneliness), but that doesnt stop me from wanting to grow and share kindness with the people who have shared it with me ,:]

thank you so much for your time, have a nice day!!

sure thing, anon! here’s some recommendations i’ve selected for you;

athena cykes, from ace attorney.

midna, from the legend of zelda, twilight princess.

pinkie pie, from my little pony.

maka albarn, from soul eater.

tommy, from hlvrai.

i hope these suit you! and feel free to let me know if you’d like any of them changed!