#found deep in my drafts

[moonwoodhollow]

the bookshop, Windenburg

[euphorial-docx]

i hate that in canon gilderoy lockhart gets pussy

[failgirl-coven]

only just realised how tiny otta and fleki are looking at a measuring chart at work

i could pick them up and shake them and throw them like a football

[samcarpnter]

JOE KEERY as STEVE HARRINGTON STRANGER THINGS | S04E01, Chapter One: The Hellfire Club

[generic-whumperz]

[kisses4kaia]

im begging you on my knees sobbinggg to write pussy drunk billy that loses control at the mere smell or touch of us  😩😩

ur so real for this . billy the mutha fuckkin kid the man u are — also ur patience is so appreciated baby💕

“please, darlin’. i’ll be fast, i promise, i just—i just need you so bad right now. please, angel, just this once?” billy breathes against your neck in between kisses. “billy…” you sighed out, a near groan as you tried to press some distance between the two of you. he doesn’t even regard your attempt before he’s pushing you back onto the grimy bathroom wall.

“i have to get back,” you tried to reason, but as billy’s calloused hands ran up your thighs to hike up your little linen dress, you couldn’t really remember what it was you needed to get back to. “drivin’ me crazy out there, don’t you know? with that way you touch my hair, or the way you hook your fingers through my belt loops. goin’ fuckin’ insane, ‘cause of you,” his hands make quick work of his belt and buttons and zipper as you subconsciously pull your own panties to the side.

he bites his lower lip to contain a smile at your needy state; knowing you longed for him making him want you that much more.

“i’ll be quick, baby.” he promised, spitting in his hand and stroking himself gently before letting his cock slip past your slick folds and inside of you.

there’s an apprehension that is left unspoken as you and billy hasten to your climaxes, his hand dropping from your hip to circle his roughened thumb pad against your puffy clit as his thrusts sped up and fell desperate to lust. “come on now, you gonna come for me or what? i wanna feel you, angel. go on, then. come for me, darlin’,” his gruff voice reverberated against all five of your senses, sending you over the edge with a choked gasp, a long since held in moan breaking through. “shh, baby. they’ll hear you all the way in montreal, you know that,” he said, smirking through his words, pleased at the effect he has on you.

it only took a few more thrusts before he was groaning and gasping and whimpering in your ear, head pressed to the crook of your neck. he pulled out and painted white ribbons over your stomach, dress pulled up and exposing your lower abs.

“so good for me. always such a fuckin’ doll. ‘ll keep you forever, what do you think about that?” your mind is barely unclouding as you nod, murmuring a little ‘uh huh’, pulling billy in for one last kiss before he goes away. grabbing the bandana out of his back denim pocket, he cleans the mess off of you and leaves with a kiss to your cheek, and a little, frisky, gentle, smack to your ass.

[transkingcobra]

Just thinking of a sleepy halsin waking up

Maybe still groggy after hibernating, or just so comfy he actually slept

Grumbling low in your ear as his wraps his arms around you, not ready to be awake yet

Breathing you in as he tries to drift off again

Just

Ahfkdkfidk

[animasolascreenshots]

[coolguypluiplup]

The reason Martyn was so tortured by the watchers in last life was bc grian was jealous Martyn was dating mumbo send post

[luckyreds]

My exact reaction when I found this out while researching for a fic

[moonwoodhollow]

Summer Evenings in San My

[oldschool-analog]

This is the apology Michael asked for after Jeremy got discharged from the hospital it’s canon guys trust me 🙏🙏

[felidthing]

mutual 1: anon: what are your thoughts on [random mentioned detail from incredibly specific iteration of a franchise]? mutual 1: OH MY GOD thank you SO MUCH for asking. so basically [five paragraphs of information]

mutual 2: [aesthetic photo] [aesthetic photo] im so alone [aesthetic photo] two hours later [aesthetic photo] [aesthetic photo] i love you guys

mutual 3: i think we should all roll around like puppydogs mayhaps

mutual 4: [blocked tag] [blocked tag] [blocked tag] [blocked tag] [blocked tag]

mutual 5: [reblogs seven posts and disappears for another month]

mutual 6: iconic when blorbolius used the Fragment Of Chaos And Doom And Dying on srunkgo tbh

mutual 7: [photo of a shirtless fat hairy man] #he needs his ass eaten so bad

mutual 8: they killed my fucking meow meow

mutual 9: [zoomed in photo of gerard way's crotch] i post from here

mutual 10: this edible aint shit

mutual 11: me and mutual 10 are zonked out of our fucking minds rn

mutual 12: this time im really gonna do it

mutual 13: man i cant believe my manager at Killing And Evil Torture Inc. wont let me take any breaks longer than 2 minutes

[hazellvsq]

after the war nico pulls frank aside to give him a shovel talk. frank nods in understanding and gives nico a copy of simone de beauvoir’s the second sex so that nico can understand how his antiquated views are harmful not just to his sister but to women as a class. nico realizes that his notions of masculine headship cause inordinate damage to society and repents of his womanhating ways

[rhiannons-bird]

Alastair as Batman

he's perfect for the whole Bruce Wayne aloof act

Cordelia would so want to join in and he couldn't stop her from becoming a superhero

Thomas as this cute photographer/journalist who slowly figures things out

[joy-crimes]

“Heh… How presumptuous of you to assume you were a match for me. YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!"

"ROXANNE WOLF TICKLES YOU!!!”