I took the lady from the Really Very Crunchy YouTube channel to Fred Meyer to look at IKEA blankets while I talked about lingonberries. I was trying to convince her that IKEA wasn’t full of toxic microplastics.
"so what's interesting is, this drink was actually really useful for making deals, because if you drank it and it just tasted, like, so sweet, you would, uh, you would actually lose the ability to speak"
My all time favorite prank is to watch Documentary Now! with a friend after telling them it’s a documentary and see how long it takes for them to notice