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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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actually can we have Tim not being adopted into the batfamily and instead after his parents go broke and then die leaving him with nothing he just decides ‘well i know where the batcave is’ and starts living in the tunnels underneath Wayne manor because of the logic that he can’t get kicked out bcs 1. squatters rights and 2. whats Bruce gonna do? call the police and say ‘this guy won’t leave my secret lair. no im not Batman wdym’? and he manages to go unnoticed for like. a good fucking while. not even Alfred realises bcs wtf would he be snooping around down there for?

even better is this happens after Jason dies so Tim still becomes Robin and Bruce is so overwhelmed with grief that he literally never realises that Tim has never once used the front door to come over. he just kinda sneaks up from somewhere in the cave. he assumes that Alfred’s letting the kid in without telling him. Alfred assumes Bruce is doing the same.

Damian finds out first because that’s so much funnier. he gets to Gotham to 1. gain his birthright and meet his father and 2. do some reconnaissance/avenging of this replacement Robin that’s been the centre of Jason’s angry rants at the league for the past 6 months. he follows Tim ‘home’ and finds him fucking. golluming it up a 15 minute hike through the cave system and he’s like. wait what.

Damian, reporting back to Jason: Drake is a mole.

Jason, vindicated: like he’s working for the enemy?!

Damian, standing in front of an indignant Tim in the middle of his ‘camp’, phone pressed to his ear: no like he lives in a fucking tunnel.

Jason:

Tim, mumbling: slightly harsh,

Damian, angling his face away from the phone momentarily: i watched you dig a hole to unearth the protein bars you’d buried there.

Tim:

Jason, rapidly changing his opinion on this kid: ok actually lets not kill him because thats fucking hysterical and i want to know more-

Tim really likes living alone in the tunnels because he’s a weird little guy and he’s gotten used to the independence and lack of sun, and Damian grew up in the league where ‘wilderness training’ was monthly, mandatory, and from the age of three. so he really doesn’t see the issue in it. he just kinda shrugs and accepts his brother lives in the cave system. Jason is so delighted and amused by the vibes these two kids have going on over in Gotham (he gets video calls from Damian just. in Tim’s camp while they hang out together sometimes. Damian brings him water bottles and various sustenance offerings like he’s appealing so some ancient deity living under their house. Jason thinks it’s incredible) that he decides fuck the league, he needs to see this in person. killing the Joker is a side quest he did on the way; he really only came to see what his idiot little brothers had going on under Bruce, Dick and Alfreds nose. he visits Tim’s little cave home while waiting for his new Crime Alley apartment to be ready.

eventually Bruce and Dick are working on a case and they’re following a lead to do with a criminal escaping via cave systems that they theorise may connect to the batcave, so after Damian’s gone to bed they suit up and start searching around. they come across Damian, Tim, and the fucking Red Hood chilling around a small fire just casually eating leftovers Damian snuck down from the kitchen, just quietly enjoying each others presence in this clearly years old campsite, quietly discussing whether or not the weather will be clear enough next week to go to the new art museum together. Dick shines a flashlight at them and they all snap to attention like that scene in ratatouille where the human comes in the kitchen and the rats all freeze and look up. nobody says anything for a solid three minutes.

eventually Tim is just like “I have squatters rights. you can’t evict me.” and Red Hood nods and points at him.

Bruce, desperate to gain some kind of thread of understanding here: “Damian, you’re supposed to be in bed. …Tim, I’m actually not sure where you’re supposed to be, come to think of it, but I don’t think it’s here.”

“He just said he has squatters rights, father.” Damian responds instantly. “Keep up.”

Dick: “And does the Red Hood have squatters rights?”

“I have a gun,” Jason points out cheerfully. “Same thing, ain’t it?”

Dick and Bruce are so confused they become convinced that they’ve been dosed with something and only figure out whats going on after putting on gas masks and testing everybody’s blood.

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(The evolution trigger is ✨Trauma✨)

Edit: since there seems to be some confusion about all the AU Jasons, here's a list of where they're from.

From Left to right Red Hooded Ninja: Young Justice cartoon Red Hood: Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016), DC comics Arkham Knight: Batman: Arkham Knight video game Red Robin: Death in the Family interactive movie Father Todd: Flashpoint: The World of Flashpoint #2, DC comics

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like tell me this isn’t cass, steph, and damian for the girls and jason, tim, and dick for the guys, bored out of their minds hiding in a bathroom at a gala. animators get in here

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PT. 2 of the Father Todd AU ‼️

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this came to me in a dream btw..

father todd AU!!

Jason Todd is pulled back to life through the shockwave caused by superboy prime. But instead of being discovered by Talia al Ghul, Jason is found by a Catholic priest after stumbling, disoriented and half-dead, into a rural road. The priest believed no soul is beyond saving and takes Jason in, tending to his broken body and fractured mind.

As Jason recovers, his memories of Bruce, the Batcave, and his time as Robin slowly resurface. But so do the memories of abandonment, pain, and the brutal death he endured. The church offers him something he hadn’t found since his return. Something quiet, a purpose, and a way to begin healing. Though still haunted, Jason chooses to stay—taking on a new identity and eventually entering the priesthood, not out of blind faith, but because it gives him structure and peace amid the chaos in his soul.

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne—grieving, guilt-ridden, and unaware of Jason’s revival remains tormented by the loss of his son. Though an atheist, Bruce still visits church occasionally, quietly honoring the memory of his father, Thomas Wayne, who was a devout Catholic. He raised him with the rituals of the faith, and though he no longer believes, the church remains a tether to him and to a gentler time.

Years later, overcome by guilt for nearly abandoning his moral code in the wake of Jason’s death, Bruce enters the confessional seeking relief—not from God, but from himself. Unbeknownst to him, the priest behind the screen is Jason, now as Father Peter Todd.

(Guys!! Please let me know if someone has already done this so I can credit them if ever 😔)

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i did both versions hehhe

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saw the tweet below on my tl and it was so devastatingly rude i had to doodle something out. happy late father’s day, i guess

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Jason Todd should have dropped the UTRH plan and go pursue the acting career, instead. Confronting Batman? Easy and ineffective. Having your face plastered across the whole city, and intentionally picking up roles in remakes of your father's favourite movies? That is scary. That is haunting.

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Steph is a real one

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Girl dad Roy

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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I think that Jon unconsciously tunes into Damian and I don’t mean just his heartbeat but his voice and surroundings as well. He started doing it after he found out Damian has died before and did it out of anxiety but now it’s just background noise. However the moment someone insults Damian or when he gets into big fights with his family members (read:Bruce) not their general petty ones, it comes to the forefront of his mind and it takes everything in him to not go there and defend him.

Everyone is confused whenever Jon randomly has beef with them when in true detective fashion Tim figures it out, at first he thought Damian just told him but sometimes he comes out of nowhere after someone insults Damian (Jon has anger issues he just can’t help himself sometimes) which is when he tests it out by insulting Damian very badly while holding a sign 🪧 saying “I don’t mean it, I’m doing an experiment so don’t say anything” which confuses Damian who only gets even more confused when Jon comes barrelling in before it clicks.

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happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

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hello dc nation