#friend: BRO???

[angst-and-fajitas]

Every time I sit down to actually tell one of my stories to someone, it strikes me again just how sad I make my stories

[bimbocore]

[irbcallmefynn]

I made a meme cause I was struck with an idea a few days ago

[robdogdraws]

this wouldn't leave my brain

[sw33tcheese]

Still the funniest panels “dude no way you would do all that work just to be friends with me that’s so stupid” and then he gets decked like, there is more going on but also it’s so funny to just think Kabru was annoyed that Laois was making fun of his friend making skills and just punches him

[dizestablishmentarianism]

i am not sorry for this

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[danielisgamer]

funny i made a week ago

[totallyredacted]

has anyone done this yet

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

kaminari complains to his friends about how gross it is that you and katsuki kiss every morning in front of your classroom door. like, have some compassion for the singles, yknow ?! his friends tell him to just drop it.

what they don’t know is the reason he kisses you every morning is to guess which flavor your lipgloss is. and he’s a little too proud when he gets it right.

[marlocandeea]

[elflikesfrogs]

been doing this a lot lately

[vampyre--dyke]

noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone

[journey-to-the-attic]

"am i really that old?" lucifer wonders on the train later

(you've probably seen them already but references taken from this post + the original tweet)

-> the follow-up

[hoshizoralone]

samus joins the mk8 roster (<- she’s trying to pretend she isn’t super excited to be there)

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

calming down the moirail. bonus:

(shameless plug for my eridan essay if you've already read it i recommend checking it again because it's been edited since it was first posted)