#from certain angles...

[bluuscreen]

celebrity crush

[lazer-t]

American Alligator for a $15 Ko-fi supporter

[canisalbus]

IRL Machete spotting! Not my photo, found on Facebook. Wild red fox with suspected albinism.

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[sometimesanequine]

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

this is canon, right?

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[copepods]

back in october my neighbors put a giant 10 foot plastic skeleton in the street in front of their house as you do but after halloween they just, never took it down, and have been decorating it accordingly for every subsequent holiday (santa hat, then pink heart shirt for valentine's, then green clover shirt for saint patrick's, etc) and im very excited to announce the newest round of seasonal decor has rolled out

[smolcatpilot]

some sketchies

[wormboyfriendcentralstation]

i love the contrast between ishmael and heathcliff's revenge plots because ishmael was willing to steer a boat into a whale of skyscraper proportions to tear that old lady limb from limb with her bare hands, whereas heathcliff was trying really hard to increase his credit score. ishmael is here not speaking of hubris. striking the sun if it insulted her. she is madness maddened. she is that wild madness only calm to comprehend herself. in the meantime, heathcliff has trodden on the bathtub mixed timeline moonshine landmine that cathy made in her basement

[modormouth]

momo? back again with the cursed shit? it's more likely than you think.

[canisalbus]

I think machete would be good as a big huge awkward borzoi (esp this one that is radiating misery)

This borzoi looks like he's been betrayed by everyone he loves.

[too-many-rooks]

Started watching 'Prime Target' on Apple TV bc it basically looks like Alex Rider at Cambridge but if his super spy power was maths. I think I'll enjoy it, since the trailer promised intense-looking bike chases and a tech-y female character with cool hair and a leather jacket.

But, anyway, thoughts from the first two episodes, it's got all the stuff I seem to like such as

kind of smarmy little blonde kid with a reputation for being talented, with some evident mental/personality problems.

grandfather-ly mentor of the smarmy blonde guy seems to be a genius in their field, retired bc of Alzheimer's

terrible at flirting with women. maybe gay? kinda a vibe with the bartender. maybe just deeply antisocial.

oh definitely a vibe with the bartender, definitely gay, (although describes himself as 'not anything' when pushed), and still deeply antisocial. terrible post-hookup etiquette.

breaks into a school (technically)

blonde kid bikes everywhere

[front-facing-pokemon]

[valtsv]

every time i feel bad about my appearance i just remember i look like a half finished sketch gerry from the magnus archives and it instantly cheers me up

[buildoblivion]

you’ve changed the desktop theme haven’t you?

[ilynpilled]

“killing off deeply traumatized character that was so close to happiness and healing after all they have been through is bad writing” is such a deeply unserious criticism and so many of you keep pretending like it isnt

[improvised-finish]

Miqo March Day #27 - Hope

Our song of hope, she dances on the wind

Higher, oh higher

E'er our hearts endure and remain forever strong

Standing tall through the dark do we carry on

On wings of hope you rise up through the night

Higher, oh higher

Carrying our song cradled fast within your arms

That its chorus might ring for all

Even with the burden halved, the hopes of Eorzea– nay, the whole of existence– are an impossibly heavy weight on the shoulders of the Warriors of Light.

And yet, one foot in front of another, they press on.