#from the shelves of costco

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if you don’t like men. pretend you do for this poll ok

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rip christian borle you wouldve loved my falsettos tumblr posts

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they were so funny for this

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reasosn for me to be tumblr ceo instead of matt

im younger and probably will live longer so i can watch tumblr flourish (hes forty)

im shorter so i can reach into crevices. how does this help tumblr? well i can reach into the servers and clean them so tublmlr works mbetter

im cool and i have more husbands AND wives than him

i dont think trans women and transfems should be banned :)

i recently passed a math test and i bet he hasnt done that in a while sooo

i have more pronouns (he/him AND she/her)

he like created wordpress sure but can he recite the first twilight movie?

im very active on the tumb

i have. sprout and i don’t think he has a best friend for life slash girlfriend

vote me for tumblr ceo 2025 :smile_cat:

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‘we need more problematic women’ you guys couldn’t handle yoko ono

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strap in guys

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hey tumblr fags. do you liek the shark

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ayoooo who wants our souls to be so intertwined that i cant do simple tasks without being reminded of you and you can’t see anything without thinking of me lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

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how to defeat The Narcissist:

be rlly nice to them and give them 10000000 dollars and tell them u love them and that theyre special :33

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haaate answering the door. like what do you want bitch

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(rotting in bed) i look sooooo hot rn lol

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sprout fandom is dying repost if you’re a true sprout fan

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guess who spent 20 minutes photoshopping a third dog onto the twin fantasy for some inexplicable reason!

it’s me.

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oh shit !!!!! oh fuck !!!!!!!! :O i didn't think thered be a skelun here!!! im so fucking scared of skeleuns!!!1!11!!! D:

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fuck my stupid yuri life