#front and center baby

[petrovna-zamo]

Katya will be featured in the documentary series Raw & Real: The Truth Be Told

[chrisrin]

my incredibly normal reaction to the crane wives playing curses at the concert.

[yourtamaki]

erm i had a thought …. p-pussyjob with dick pierced sanji ……

COME BACK AND SPEAK INTO THE MIC I NEED TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS

[okcoolthanks]

I JUST REALIZED THAT ALLIUM (my minecraft bee plush) IS A MISPRINT AWWW MY BABIE

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Man, talking about wanting to shake authors, people are also love to infantilize scout, as though he's not almost thirty and routinely beats peoples heads in with a baseball bat. This guy picks up chicks at knock off kfc, somehow successfully. I think there's a balance, a character can have childish qualities without acting like a whole middle schooler or an owo soft boy.

The thing abt Scout is that he is characterized by an immaturity extremely common in adult men, his age and older. He makes his own decisions. He's bad at relationships, sure, but not incapable of having them. He's not so babyish that he needs all his coworkers to be his "dads". He's just like, a stupid frat guy. He has the emotional intelligence of a bag of rocks but that doesn't mean him getting dilf pussy is automatically Basically Pedophilia

[moregraceful]

i can tell i am growing older bc my parents got me a aaa membership for christmas and it's literally the best present i've gotten in years lmao

[daggryet]

denmark cameo in bsd season five 🫡🫡🫡

[tarisilmarwen]

Losers: “Why are the Responsible Adults™ in this media aimed at children with minor-age protagonists not constantly coddling their trauma and preventing them from having any story agency?”

Me:

[capinejghafa]

You know it was weird that Diego didn't get to kill anyone in 3 seasons but that his younger self killed so many people (probably, given their first mission)... I keep thinking of "If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead" quote, like do you think he's genuinely killed anyone since his days at the academy?

Like s1, Diego actually felt like he could kill someone if he had to, but s2 Diego felt more like he'd protect people or maim them... and s3, I do feel/think the writers forgot what his powers were, he wasn't really given the chance to in the final battle. Which is weird given that he is supposed to be good a weaponry, more importantly with knives... but also given the chance he would more likely maim them.

Anyways, just casually thinking of Diego and his moral stance on killing people.

Edit: Diego did kill people in s1 ep 10!

[sonjabysonjamorgan]

can’t even be mad about ellen pompeo leaving bc look at the character composition of this promo pic. m’wah

[couldbebetterforsure]

Me: Man, I’m so worried about Suzu’s ankle for the Univeil Performance😣😣😣 I don’t want a repeat of the Fall Performance! Hopefully everything will work out!

[trossibop]

quick rantttt hihi um so. i just listened to a podcast about bayern this season and someone was making a point that this struggle to win the title for bayern is just the end of an era, and it now makes us realise how much of an extraordinary (as in not usual) club bayern was. to dominate the liga for a decade and continually have this big terrifying image around europe since forever; now that its (practically) over, bayern returns to being just a normal club. and to me its true! it had to end somewhere, and i even think it will further create motivation for the team to really fight for the titles. i dont know if im clear enough but i dont care if dortmund wins the liga this year or any year - if they do, good for them, they would have deserved it. for now its only really depressing as bayern fan but it had to stop somewhere. and at least it while make the bundesliga interesting!! im sure everyone will be more invested. this sounds so condescending and nasty but we have to get used to losing again and know that its not the end of the world😭😭

[pebblezone]

Wait omg Apple changed the essential albums for The Beach Boys this is so fucking based

[woodelf68]

Am I the only one who thought that the scene of Frigga carrying a baby Thor into battle strapped to the front of her chest was exceedingly stupid? Like why? She lived in a palace. There were plenty of servants and guards to watch Thor if she felt the need to join the frontlines of a battle. Given no further information about any extenuating circumstances, that scene makes ZERO sense. If they wanted to show that Thor had been exposed to battle all his life, a better scene would have been something like showing assassins or kidnapers breaking into the palace in search of the young heir and Thor watching from his cradle while Frigga snatched up a sword and fought them back to keep him safe.

[depresseddepot]

bra shopping makes me so incredibly bitter lmao I see someone complain about being a DDD cup and I just roll my eyes