#front gate

[jillraggett]

Plant of the Day

Wednesday 20 September 2023

An informal hedge has been created by a planting of Salvia 'Hot Lips' (ornamental sage). This vigorous cultivar thrives in a sunny location with a well-drained soil. The aromatic foliage has small leaves, which can turn dark red in autumn. The stems can be hard pruned in the spring to create a density of cover and control height.

Jill Raggett

[kingshook1]

[thefallofninedays]

Welcome wayward travelers to the Front Gate. The following submissions are my own, with little regard or regrets. At times, it's eccentric, humorous, and sexy in my eyes. Minors aren't allowed. However, questions are open to anyone. Sometimes, in life, a stranger is the only one you can talk to for an answer. Don't be coy. I'll give a listen.

Later, fellow stranger.

Sköl 🥃

[brent-emery-pieczynski]

At Area 51's Front Gate - Camo Dudes Waited For Us...

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[quail-in-red]

Has Lae’zel ever hit on you in front of a traumatized Mayrina?

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Actually, I know damn well Darcy never sat down and thought about marrying Lizzie. If he had, it would have been a week before he was rounding up Bingley, sitting him down, and looking him in the eye like he was about to propose high treason and going, "Jane. You still down bad for her?"

Coin toss whether Bingley would actually get to answer before Darcy turned around and flipped over a whiteboard like

and launched right into the most detailed migration pattern known to Regency England to keep the extraneous Bennets as contained as humanly possible by rotating them between various Bingley/Darcy estates. Like, we're talking about trading them off for minor holidays a decade out kind of detailed.

"If you and Jane take them for Lady Day ten years hence, Elizabeth and I will take them for Michaelmas. We'll all be together for Christmas and Midsummer, so we'll divide the responsibility individually on those days."

This would be followed by thirteen different spreadsheets projecting joint expenditures so Bingley knows what sort of financial commitment he'll be shouldering and how to minimize it, what proportion Darcy will take care of, what the estate plans are in case Darcy predeceases anybody, when they should probably roll out various stages to keep it from affecting their respective sisters' ability to maximize their own husband-hunting--whole nine yards.

Darcy does not know that he'll probably be murdered when the Bingley sisters find out why he asked for their social calendars. He'd be marginally fine with that at this point, because the fucking Napoleonic War campaigns were not as meticulously planned as his roadmap to getting the other three Bennets satisfactorily married, and Darcy feels about as able as if he'd spent the last year on Elba.

It takes Bingley a few minutes to realize why this is happening, then he's like

"You proposed to Elizabeth?! Congratulations!"

Darcy... knew there was something he was forgetting.

That man would have kicked the Collins's door open with four binders tucked under each arm, dumped them in a pile in front of Elizabeth, and loudly announced that if they get married tomorrow he can have her entire family except for Jane extraordinary renditioned to the Scottish moors by Sunday and then been like

"Why are you yelling at me?! I promise you, it will work! You'll never see anyone in your family except for Jane again, I swear it!" when she starts yelling at him.

[tenth-sentence]

They presented themselves at the front gate of the Castle of War.

"Incarnations of Immortality: And Eternity" - Piers Anthony

[naarisz]

Let's be honest BG3 is just a Gale dressing up game.

Yeah, I'm drawing his iconic outfits. I'm still thinking about what outfits should I draw next, so tips are welcomed. :)

[drugstoreprincess]

Contemporary Landscape in Seattle This serves as an illustration of a mid-sized, modern side yard garden path.

[fishervk]

Front Yard - Natural Stone Pavers Image of a medium-sized, stone-paved, southwest front yard.

[samblerg]

Driveway - Driveway Design ideas for a large modern partial sun front yard concrete paver driveway.

[spiceinthecoffee]

Los Angeles Traditional Landscape An example of a huge traditional shade front yard stone driveway.

[obsmiechujek]

anyway hows your day been

[badasserywomen]

Had the absolute pleasure of getting to do a lil BG3

[swordmaid]

🦋🩸 free chin rest.