#fuck the nine realms

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

i just witnessed someone confuse Dragons: Nine Realms for a chinese knockoff and if that doesn't tell you all you need to know about it then i don't know what does

[astridhoff03]

A great Magazin of httyd has died because of the nine Realms and from the faces from the Not Hiccup and Not Toothless. Fuck Tom and Thunder! Fuck the nine Realms! I should buy the Last One of These before they get ruined By the nine Realms.

[rosiethedragongeek]

HTTYD is so special, how often do you get to spend this much time with your main cast??? Watch them GROW UP???? Consume literal HOURS of material in the forms of movies, shows, comics, games, shorts, etc????? We're so SPOILED

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 210

The battle had been long. Long and destructive, power rolling from both combatants as they launched at each other and tore through armor and flesh alike. 

Islands fell from the skies with every clash, swaths of utter annihilation following as they fought long after their armies had finished. Wings swept great gales of wind that shadows raced to block, fire meeting fire and claws meeting blade as two beasts brawled. 

Finess was no longer a thing needed- this was all about who could last longer now. One who fought for itself, for its legacy of tyranny, and another who fought together, as one. 

The battle was long, no one quite sure how long but enough to be called as such. It could have been hours, it could have been days, it could have even been centuries in this mauling of what was and what could be.  

And finally, the One-That-Was-Many rose victorious over the king before it, dead once more at its talons, wings spread to usher in a new era for the realms. 

Or at least, that was how the tale went, according to Marvel. Even he wasn’t sure what parts of it were true or simply legend, but it was an interesting story all the same. It kept the kids entertained at least, and caught the others attention so there was that.

[fqrseer]

of course you have a blue freed slave earring and pronouns

[000marie198]

What do you mean The Nine Realms confirms that Hiccup and Toothless were permanently reunited?!

HELLO?!!

I need confirmation of this, I need details!

[thefallenangelsgang]

Okay hold up Gale takes you to "The Outer Planes" in his Act 3 romance scene but that isn't a place that is a collection of places

HOLD ON just one fucking second

WHICH OUTER PLANE ARE WE IN?

[moe-broey]

The other half of the Ratatoskr drawpile 🫡

[howtodrawyourdragon]

Finally catching up with those last three episodes from The Nine Realms season 7 has me like

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

@audriegreywind requested that I make a Nine Realms version of the "summarising every HTTYD movie/special/episode" post that I made ages ago so:

SUMMARISING EVERY EPISODE OF THE NINE REALMS

Tom: Jestem Hardkorem!

Tom almost gives a dragon food poisoning: The Episode

Oh, how I wish Tom and Jun had got Kentucky Fried Viggo'd during the Romantic Bootleg scene and we'd just never seen them again

THEY REALLY TOOK THAT "ENOUGH KETAMINE TO FLOOR A HORSE" COMMENT LITERALLY, HUH??

"It is NOT safe outside!" Well it doesn't look very safe inside either HOLY FUCK ALEX LOOK BEHIND YOU-

ARE THEY TRYING TO CAUSE MORE EARTHQUAKES?? THAT IS NOT HOW PLATE TECTONICS WORKS-

Rescue Riders was better.

IT'S FAT FUCK FRIDAY!!!!!

"I'll roam the Hidden World with the rest of these hideous whores!"

🚚 <( my main goal is to blow up )

Bootleg Silkspanners try to kill Bootleg Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Razorwhip absolutely BLAZING IT fr

Skrill leaving the Crystal Meth Realm like the soul leaving my body during my first watch of Return of Thor Bonecrusher

It would be really funny if they used the Monstrous Nightmare gel as an adhesive and then the gel got wet and absorbed the water and became flammable again and then Tom had got lit on fire in the Blaze-It Realm and he'd burned alive and died, I think that would be hysterical

We were gonna get shirtless Hiccup. We were gonna get shirtless ASTRID. We are DESPERATE to see shirtless Viggo. But THIS is what we get???

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate-

DeAngelo almost recreates the Austin serial bombings

The Hidden World is just Australia clearly

The Magma Breather caused the Norwegian Butter Crisis of 2011 after getting addicted to deep fried butter on a stick (confirmed)

Did they rip off Wings of Fire with these Moonwatcher 'n Winter lookin' hoes??

Cocaine Realm. That's it. That's the joke.

Competency? In the Incompetency Show? It's more likely than you'd think… but Watch Out.

Bruhhh we need whatever these kids were getting high on after this shitshow, I don't feel that it's morally right to even remind people that this episode exists

🙋‍♂️ I wanna teach Viggo how to ride "dragons" (Yes I did watch Audrie's reviews instead of the actual TV show in order to make this list, how did you know?)

MA! MA, THERE'S A FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE-

No.

Tom gets put on house arrest and breaks out in order to enter the Weed Realm

Quick, someone edit those Scuttleclaws fucking exploding

NO.

Genuine character growth in the Adult Baby Fetish episode… yeah checks out

Get Jumpscared, Idiot

🚁 🤸🏼‍♀️ <( gonna catch me ridin' dirty )

I won't be updating this list until Audrie posts her TNRS6 review because I'd rather wait and give her the views than go watch TNRS6 now and give Universal money.

[astridhoff03]

Dragons: A new Era

I‘m honest I still dislike this Show and the ending of it makes Me mad even more. For every Season I had hope But my hope got crushed immidiatly as it got forward. But the fact that this Show is so bad makes me want a good Dragons Show in modern day even more, because this Concept could work and its so interesting. I want a good Show for the Franchise and the Trilogy that I really love, we didn’t need a Hidden World Fix it Fic because the THW ends the way it should, read the Books (this ending was planned Years ago and there was a build up, don’t destroy years of Hard work). We want you @dreamworksanimation to move forward which is bascially the Message of the end of the Trilogy. So move forward and don’t be afraid to make something new, in a new Time Period. Listen to the Berk Cast Retrospektive of T9R they have really good Ideas. But Never Go again Against the ending of the Trilogy @dreamworksanimation and make Alex the Main Character, she’s awesome and a Queen. And stand to your desicion with This Show face the Konsequences.

And if I were Dean DeBlois or Cressida Cowell I were so mad because they just destroied brick By Brick the whole point of Httyd that was hard work for ten years, Even more if you count how long it takes to write every book.

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Me celebrating the end of Nine Realms season 6 in June only to wake up after my exams on September 10 to see that season 7 drops in four days

I know what I'm going to be doing in a week's time

[velvtcherie]

i was in a melancholic mood a while back and decided to rewatch the entire httyd media franchise in 2 days . all of it . including the tv series .

am i emotionally and mentally stable after doing that ?? no

will i do it again someday ?? definitely

[yakutarts]

Wu and Wei

Yes, this is a redesign of the dragon "Wu and Wei", from the series How to Train Your Dragon: Nine Realms (very shitty series, don't watch, they ruined EVERYTHING).

I can't look right at the dragon designs from that series without calling them hideous or ugly, I needed to redo those aberrations.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure the producer(?) of the series has confirmed that Thunder is inbreed.

I almost forgot to mention that in this redesign, instead of one of the heads being an ice breather, this head now breathes water.

[awsydawnarts]

Hey hi hello why the fuck isn’t “Buzzsaw”’s name Axel???