Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.
“Is he coming to the Manor or…”
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”
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something something Logan "my best friend on the grid is Oscar" Sargeant
and Oscar "I know Lando the best" Piastri
and Lando "Oscar doesn't play golf or Padel (like me and Carlos)" Norris
and Carlos "most physically affectionate with Charles" Sainz
and Charles "my best friend on the grid is Pierre" Leclerc
and Pierre "why are you all so weird about your teammates I fucking hate my teammate" Gasly
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when writing Zuko I think it’s very important to keep in mind that in canon he entered Sokka’s tent in the middle of the night saw Sokka was clearly expecting different company & either ignored this or (imo more likely) did not process it because his brain was on the mission at hand (getting Katara to not hate him by any means necessary) & proceeded to ask Sokka to recall the most traumatic night of his life then he just casually left like “thanks” 🚶
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This is just for the sake of fluff, honestly. What if Reader were the one to go to Sumeru with Boattore instead of Omega. Then the segments wouldn't have been erased. Since Nahida can't do anything against Reader, and they don't have the ability to erase the segments, they just end up negotiating about... whatever. Then the happy ending comes, the segments don't get erased.
CANON BTW!!! You reassure him that such manpower wasn't needed, after all, who did he think was his right hand for all those centuries? Did he doubt you? Quite hurtful, you tease him.
Reader and Nahida "negotiating" would be interesting, because the way they and Dottore think are quite different, even though they're both scholars. Dottore's purely logical, he considers and accepts all possibilities, he'll make a decision based on these factors. You aren't so... methodical with it - you can read other's emotions, their feelings, see how these things affect them, not always using facts. Therefore, they wouldn't care about Nahida's bluffing - they wouldn't consider it a possibility because they can see through her little ruse. If she wants to gamble, then they too will gamble - what would she do if the awakened Heavenly Principles happened to hurt her beloved citizens? Her city? There's no telling what the principles would do after sleeping for so long. Does she want to gamble this possibility with you?
"Wait," the young God called for you once more after you had finished imparting certain knowledge to her. You looked back at her expressionlessly, your usual smile gone from having to be around her.
"Yes? I thought we had finished our business here."
"Why... why do you stay with the Outcast? I can see it... you are not quite like him." You sighed a bit at the nickname but ignored it for the sake of time.
"I've had a number of people ask me this question, and I give them the same answer, and yet they are never satisfied. But I shall give it to you anyway. I love Dottore so very much. But you probably can't understand that anyway, can you, oh God of Wisdom?" The expression on her face told you the answer to that already.
"Well, you can have fun pondering that, just like all the others. Next time we meet, you can tell me your findings." As you walked away, the God could hear you mumbling about buying some sweets for Dottore before you left, but trying to restrain yourself and the other segments from eating it on the way there. The deity can only wonder what the nature of this relationship is like.
Regardless, the most important part: Reader coming home to all the segments to give them kisses after the very successful mission. They can't help bragging a bit to Dottore about snagging both Gnoses with minimum losses and demand a lot of affection (and vacation time with him) afterward. (Little did you know the CRISIS you adverted.)
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being a good omens fan is so fucking silly sometimes why am i projecting my gender issues onto the literal serpent of eden
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Slime icon. Covered in monster jizz icon. Absolutely blasted by a radioactive werewolf icon. So glad to see tumblr returning to their monster-fucking roots.
[ID from Alt text: a screenshot of Tumblrs new Halloween icon, which is the Tumblr T covered and dripping with a thick viscous purple ooze. End ID.]
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do you have any Rosaria headcanons?
I have sporadic headcannons for like. everyone in this game I think abt it maybe a little. think abt it occasionally. just gonna do generalized hcs here since you didn't specify if you wanted smth like yan/sagau or anything 🧍
cryo characters are my fave to write about bc. looks at tsaritsa. no reason in particular :]
kind of wish hoyo went more in depth with visions. stolen authority of the dragon sovereigns given to the common people and there's no side effects it's just a buff? nah. delusions kind of fill that role but I like to think having a vision still changes you in some manner (kind of like how I imagine the archons still retain certain inhuman characteristics even after losing their gnosis. you don't get that kind of power for free)
for cryo users the obvious thing is very cold body temp. which, to me, is why rosaria is so pale. she's practically bordering on getting frostbite and since she doesn't really interact with people, well, it can be a boon when she "works" at night.
if things had been different, she probably wouldn't have been so frigid. someone like Kaeya, even though he got his vision during his fight with Diluc, still had his brother to even him out alongside the rest of the knights (Jean, Lisa, Amber etc). For me, at least, his vision less affected body temp anyway and just generally numbed some of his senses. namely touch & taste. he's been trying to get Rosaria out more but their both cryo so, well..he can't help much. their absolutely besties though. even outside of drinking and needling Diluc.
she smokes a lot because it's as close to warmth as she can get without burning. she's sensitive to heat, even more so then other cryo users. you'd think her being so cold would offer protection against it, but..nah. absolutely dreads hot summers. it's a nightmare for her.
she's generally just very standoffish but she is practical. not aimed at a specific au here but if you manage to get close to her despite her prickly and relatively cold attitude shes actually very protective. she doesn't get close to a lot of people so the few people she is close to she goes out of her way to make sure no one tries anything with them. though most of her help is behind the scenes - you won't really know it's her unless you somehow figure it out. she's sneaky and works at night, which gives her ample opportunity to sort things out. someone giving you trouble? they apologize the next morning seemingly out of nowhere. forgot or lost something? suddenly find it somewhere in plain view in your house.
shes not exactly thrilled about direct praise and thanks. it makes her feel out of place and awkward. if you do realize what she's doing, it's best not to openly bring it up. just taking her out for drinks or something is enough, but she doesn't care if you do nothing either way.
it's like befriending a feral cat.
she's not exactly fond about touching, either. for both of your sakes. shes COLD as I mentioned earlier and I do mean very cold. she'll stick to admiring from a distance. your too good for her anyway. practically the sun in comparison - she'd melt before she even got close.
she'll protect you and you'll be happy and that's all she would ever need. she's fine watching from a distance because she's gotten accustomed to the dark and cold.
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