Oh my stars and garters, I've shrunk! I could certainly fit in a teacup now! Or maybe even in a shot glass! One thing's for sure: I could definitely fit in the soft, barely trembling hand of a nice person, awestruck under their kind and wondering gaze! I'll never be able to get to work today! Oh well, fuck it, I have sick days left.
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Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary
November 13, 1914
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Fuck working I'm tired
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"So I need you to call this person back...."
I would rather be the cleanup crew for a skunk with an attitude problem, explosive diarrhea, and poor aim.
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I should be paid $100 an hour to be a dyke under these conditions.
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throws pillows at you
Die
You may have won this time, but jokes on you, your pillows are mine now
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Radical posters seen in Wagga Wagga, NSW
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life update i live in a hole now in the middle of the forest right near some nice pine trees
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Can’t believe work is emailing me at 9:45pm when it’s obvi off-hours, aka scroll through and like all the latest Huskerdust fanart.
Work will never fuck with my Huskerdust fanart enjoyment PERIOD
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-phone rings-
Me: -long-suffering groan- It's first thing in the morning and I don't WANNA.
Work Bro: Me neither.
-phone continues ringing-
Me: -muffled guttural snarling and a couple of creative swears- .... -picks up phone-
Me: -Mellifluous Customer Service Voice- You've reached the Offices, how can I help you?
Work Bro: -leans around the cube wall to mouthe You're Scary-
Me: -dead-eyed stare-
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"Fuck Work, Let's Riot / ACAB"
Seen in Salem, Massachusetts
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