#fuckin ITCHY

[spinnysocks]

currently feeling like this

[okadaizoirl]

is it dermatitis? eczema? an allergic reaction? or dry skin? who the fuck fucking knows anymore i'm so fucking mad i hate itching all over my fucking body what the fuck even is this.

[inkwell-intermission]

october 15th catchup (i put in real effort this time. its itchy)

[mokutone]

proposition for @kakashihasibs what if. what if gai was in wellies...

[booksofstars]

all dogs go to heaven esque au where hawkfrost escapes his trial and ends up trying to get ivypaw to bring him back to life properly so he can keep causing problems on purpose, then ends up getting attached and redeeming himself (hawkdad moment)

[russilton]

Me most days: ignore people who say shitty things, don’t let it get to you, don’t give air to people who’s opinion doesn’t matter-

Tumblr: what if we put something on your dash so bad you’ll block 4 people and lie in bed feeling angry about it.

Me:

[bangcakes]

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[slippery-minghus]

holy hell. it's... it's working!!!!

i had a pizza on friday and if it was going to fuck me up i Would Know By Now. but it hasn't!!!!

i....... i can eat gluTEN AND DAIRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!

within moderation of course i probably shouldn't ever go back to a daily cheese sandwich for breakfast lmao bUT ! the treatment's working ;_; it's really really working ;_;

i think i'm going to make clam sauce this weekend to celebrate. it's like a whole stick of butter and All Of The Parmesan. i'll use gf pasta though XD it's a bit of a production to make (well, maybe not now that my cooking skills have improved!) but it's honestly my biggest childhood comfort food. even if it only ever was for special occasions lol

[welcometogrouchland]

I think the disconnect between canon Belos and (a certain genre of) fanon Belos is that in canon he is pathetic (in the dramatic sense) not sympathetic.

[yardsards]

hayloft by mother mother being on so many teens' Edgy character playlists is deeply funny to me because one of the main figures in it is an oldass redneck farmer guy in his fucking *long johns* . you can't bring long johns into a scenario and expect me to take it seriously anymore

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

im sorry if google docs fucked up the formatting-

"...What are we even looking for, again?" Jonah asked anxiously as he pulled into the driveway of the abandoned home.

"The phone got a bit fucky when they said. I think they said something about a living porcelain-thing?" Adam replied casually as Jonah parked the car.

"I don't like the sound of that…"

"Oh, come on, Jonah. It can't be too bad. We're getting $1,000 for this. Plus, nobody's been in there in years, we'll probably get some fame out of this." Adam said, unbuckling himself and preparing to hop out of the car.

"W–well, what if—"

"Are you coming or not?" Adam asked, a bit annoyed.

Jonah hesitantly unbuckled himself, too, and the two of them hopped out of the car. They walked to the front door, only to find it locked. "That's odd…" Adam mumbled before asking, "Jonah, we didn't bring any of our lockpicking tools, did we?"

"Unless you did, then no…" Jonah responded.

"Ugh, alright…" Adam groaned.

"Okay, let's g—" Jonah was a bit relieved but was quickly cut off by Adam.

"Wait." Something caught Adam's eye, he crouched and grabbed something out from under the crooked doormat. "Man, this coulda been stolen easily." He commented, lifting a key before sticking it into the door's locks, successfully opening it.

They didn't think to question how or why it was there, they just assumed it was forgotten under the mat.

"Let's go."

And with that, Jonah hesitantly followed Adam inside. He was immediately hit with a wave of dread, he wanted to grab Adam by the arm and get the hell out. Adam didn't seem to be bothered, though, so he just followed.

Something about how the house looked cared for despite having been allegedly abandoned for years… It didn't feel quite right. It wasn't too clean but it was almost like someone was still living there.

They had been looking around with flashlights for at most 5 minutes before screams shattered the silence. It was like an entire city's worth of people shrieking at the top of their lungs.

"What are you doing in my house!?"

Adam pointed his flashlight up at the thing's face, revealing a horrific sight that made him freeze in place and made Jonah feel like he was about to get sick. They never saw anything like it before.

Fluffy brown hair that was parted, the majority on its left side and fell down its forehead, partially covering a small hole that dripped blood down the side of its head. A singular, unblinking eye with a pupil as dark and unforgiving as the void beside it. The lower jaw and its teeth were all that was visible in the void, exposed by a shattered face.

So that's what the 'porcelain' was about…

A mischievous grin crawled up Adam's face. "Your house?"

"Get out! Get out of my house!"

"What're you gonna do if we stay?"

"Adam, stop!" Jonah tugged on his sleeve.

"No way, things are just starting to get interesting." Adam pulled his arm away from Jonah's hand.

"Is this a game to you?"

"Might as well be!"

This evidently made it far more furious than it already was. It moved forwards, grabbing Adam by the face before several voices began whispering several things all at once. Jonah hesitated for a moment before running back to the living room, trying to open the front door to leave. It was locked, the doorknob didn't even turn no matter how hard Jonah tried.

He heard it break Adam.

"Coward."

Jonah was shaking and crying, starting to feel… a bit itchy.

BROOO THATS SO COOL

Jonah did a whoopsie and Adam’s fuckin dead, overall not a good day

[foronceididntlookback]

guys im so done with Australia weather

[raid3r-r4bbit]

my grandma's little ewok dog has fleas and I am now covered in flea bites and my leg hair is makimg it worse but ive never shaved my legs before so I dont even know how do do that i feel like I have fleas can humans get fleas? How do I not be itchy? I have no anti itch anything and it's 2am and I can't sleep because I'm so itchy but I have work and a dnd campaign tomorrow thay i havent finished my character sheet for and lost my dice for and im so itchy please help me before I bathe in acid. I would like to remove my skin please.

[merry-the-cookie]

to the mosquito that decided to bite me right on the lower eyelid and make me look like ive been decked in the face since i woke up this morning: hope u die 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[elecmon]

It's still his birthday in my time zone and that's what matters to ME💖

3AM cosplay test, definitely gonna work on the hat + makeup later on

Bonus the funniest fucking Snapchat I have ever sent

[v0xv0n]

keloid scars are so fucking annoying

wish i could get rid of mine just so i could get tattoos easier