#fuckin homestuck man

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 231

doomed timeline

u ever think about how literally every single one of the thousands of aradias that traveled back to fight in the trolls' boss battle was from a doomed timeline where she had to a) watch all her friends die b) process that she was also doomed and c) then power through all that to do a bunch of time travel detective work so that she could advise the alpha iterations of her friends on how to avoid splitting into that doomed timeline in the first place? before traveling to a battle she knew she wouldn't make it out of?

yeah man

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EB: who thought it was even remotely okay to put this here.

EB:

TT: The point of it is that it’s a trap. It’s to prevent you from just holding Right.

EB: me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. it’s to prevent you from just walking forward.

[chthonicarcher]

HEY YOU!!! did you hear?? why do they call it cabin when you cab in the woods of out eat hot the troll updated! HELL yeah! 🥳🥂

@cutthroatpixie and I always appreciate your comments and kudos <3

and thank you to @karkatbug as always for the lovely illustration!!

[grimme-and-specs]

I don't know why I drew Rose as a fish woman BUT UHHHH hi! :)

[midnightcrustcat]

I woke up and had an urge to make this, like I had to, like I needed to get it outta my system

[niccy-ramblings]

picture time

[apatheticgoat]

the twitter post got me....

[clay-core]

I'm so very late but happy birthday John Egbert

[whamss]

"Vampire bites secrete a venom that numbs the pain" cowards!!! I think when Kanaya bites Rose it should hurt like a bitch.

Is it not romantic? To let yourself be in agonizing pain so your wife can feed on you? To have to feel her long teeth penetrate your veins and drink your blood and endure every painful second of it, only to let her do it again and again?

[choctalksalot]

gotta ask bout jakehal just gotta ahdjjf

oooh oh you've stepped on the Words Button right there

boutta infodump the shit outta this one buckle up mothers and fuckers

love jakehal. top 10 ships that would obliterate dirk strider. concept of them makes me want to stick my head in a microwave. in a good way!! in canon, it's an Oh Man This Will Not End Well to me; jake spends a lot of the plot seeing hal as an annoyance, something dirk uses to blow people off, then as an emotional crutch, and like man that post you made about them? im not sure if i reblogged it yet but i screamed. because yeah. id go fucking apeshit too if i got treated like that. even if hal loves jake, it's kinda fucking hard to just forgive and forget 3 years of belittlement y'know. i think the worst part is he just might.

also a cup and a half of crack is mandatory. i cannot explain why. you cannot take them completely seriously. ever. it's part of what makes them work

if jake for some reason ever pursued hal, a lot of the time it hits me as being a bad attempt at coping. or a rebound situation, which is even worse because haha used like a tool. hah. they need Specific Circumstances to make them end in anything but a pile of burning scrap, the kind that forces them to confront their treatment of each other, and that's 1) hard 2) the first of many, many steps, for both of them. it's not a pretty sight. but it's one i love to see, in either direction [:

and then, turnabout jakehal. now that changes the fucking game.

i needed to make a bingo specifically for them because hoooh man turnabout jakehal. ho man. y'know there just something about being stuck on a ship for 3 years with the autoresponder of your best friend who you've recently been forced to acknowledge is a person that originated from said best friend, one that you may have been treating pretty shittily. and you can't run away from that. im aware im mostly focusing on jake's pov here but that's because i genuinely sobbed the last time i tried to think too hard about hal and im trying to stay coherent here

i keep a very specific scene of them in my head: sitting on top of the ship, looking at the infinite timelines whizzing by, and just. talking. about this. about hal being dirk's autoresponder. about whether jake just sees him as a shittier, less real version of dirk. about what hal's deal with jake is in the first place. i think about them. awkward kids working it out. they drive me nuts. i love this au, i love them :DD

[c5553]

[kitdarling]

damn, rip bozo idk how john's gonna recover from this--

YO? IS JOHN GONNA GET HIS DEEP CONVO WITH SOLLUX THAT HE REALLY WANTE--

this has been the best fucking upd8 for a homestuck webcomic product in years holy fucking shit

[inkwell-intermission]

DAY 3 - Four Kingdoms (i’m playing catch-up pretty hard due to other stuff i need to do, but better late than never?)

[forgetful-river]

Lookit all that texture for my most favorite autism creature

[rabble-dabble]

like the view? :)

[softesteshouten]

The sarcasm is palpable.