Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
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look i know the violence we saw from mine in y3 was largely caused by him losing daigo but i think it's way way funnier to imagine him doing regular tojo stuff with his beloved chairman and also being just an unfathomable and kind of unstable person only moments away from doing something drastic. like one good morning from rokudaime = one reset to mine's orphan-bulldozing doomsday clock
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my sister just sent me the most absurd image of pou and i started to laugh so much my stomach was aching so bad
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korn chooses their favorite MTV videos, rock is dead tour 1999
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sarge is like "all my love interests kept getting killed to motivate me"
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love how the making montgomery clift doc rips apart two famous biographies, the myth of the self-hating gay w an oedipal complex, debunks the hollywood’s longest suicide story and then allows us to watch as a biopic writer and his producers light themselves and their entire project on fire as they sit there regurgitating everything the doc just proved to be untrue
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"if i was a frog would you still do spit take with me?" "i think itd be hard but yknow- CAN YOU LIKE STOP BEING A FUCKING NUISANCE. well." "you wouldnt do spit take with me?" "i didnt say i wouldnt"
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apparently paramount plus finally fixed their really really really broken subscription system… so after three years… of free paramount plus… they are finally trying to get my dad to “resubscribe”…………… LOL
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speaking of the intermission. you all are gonna yell at me for every single name in it
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oh god a fail cringe wannabe celebrity cat girl who's own minions bailed on her because they said that's not in my pay grade
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AHHHH MICKEY YOU LITTLE GENIUS YOU JSKSNSS SHOVING GAMER TOJI INTO MY HEAD AND NOW HE WONT GET OUT 😫😫 HEAR ME OUT him on a live stream and competing w/ you and before the game starts he’s like “if I win, I get you fuck you” AND you OFC being the stubborn prideful person you are, laugh in his face “HA! over my dead body!”
SO THEN every time he kills ur player, he’d stand over the corpse and crouch up and down over and over, OR he’d get his player down on the ground and move back and forth over your player’s ass, and he’s PROPER CACKLING while you’re yelling at him over the headset to “STOP FUCKING MY DEAD BODY!”
meanwhile the ppl watching the stream are in chaos
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CIGGGGYYYYYYYYY!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKINGFUNNY I LOVE OTTT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE'S TEABAGGING YOUUUU HE'S FUCKING TEABAGGINGG!!!!!!! OH HE'S SO SICKKK LMAO. THE CHAT WOULD LOVE THAT SM THOUGH!!!!!!! i overall think he'd really make the funniest fucking streamer in the world hshdhdhdhshs aND A GAMER OFCC!!!!
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i love ragnvaldr so much but muscular rpgmaker sprites are so fuckingfunny looking
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so fuckingfunny that ive cut the shit out of myself but a little blood test made me pass out. its joever i cant handle needles
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