Glass Onion spoilers out of context
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I feel like the contradiction of "violent" but also "friend shaped" is all brought together in a good dadbod Russell Crowe performance
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Toni Colette is a queen of embodying white suburban mom energy, the fuss, the pettiness, the wellness obsession, the live laugh love mantra...that's why she is perfect for Mafia Mamma lol
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man those teens in re/member are smarter than every person in my high school put together to come up with that final plan in one evening, not to mention them whipping around that chainsaw like its nothing. go off kings and queens
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Gonna watch the first few eps of FMAB tomorrow but I felt like making a post about my Conqueror of Shamballa experience, spoilers ahead:
There’s a nuke introduced in the beginning that gets yeeted from Fantasy Germany into Actual Germany
Girl from Actual Germany who is straight up psychic. This is never explained
Ed straight up assaults a guy’s chauffeur and the guy is just okay with this
REAL LIFE FILMMAKER AND NOTABLE CONTRIBUTOR TO THE GERMAN EXPRESSIONIST MOVEMENT FRITZ LANG???
Real life filmmaker Fritz Lang was the guy whose driver Ed assaulted
I like the animation from the Gluttony fight, it’s bad to look at but it’s very high quality bad to look at
Hey the Beer Hall Putsch didn’t happen until like several years after this
Villain was cool until she started monologueing about fear or whatever, god forbid women be evil for simple reasons
Multiple times someone falls from a great height and is completely unscathed, leading me and @maxonerous to start joking that “they turned off fall damage for this movie”
The nuke is not plot relevant.
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I finally saw 65 and it was fun!!!!!!!
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saw spider movie with a bestie. hot man projecting his own failure and guilt onto a 15 yo and being horrible about it 👍
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ok well i woulda liked batsy to know that rachel was never gonna date him, like i know, what with the point of the movie, why they didnt do that but i still think he shouldve known
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Action movie where people transform into interesting creatures called ‘Avatars’ in order to carry out military operations. The movie is filled with shooting, action and adventure and could be considered exciting if you’re into that type of thing.
The action is not bad and the back and forth between the two opposing factions in the film feels competitive enough to make the movie somewhat compelling.
The negatives are the characters feel ordinary and bland and we are not really given any reason to connect with them in a strong way. The movie doesn’t stand out as being exceptional as you could see the same innovative action in most run of the mil action films. So all in all even though ‘Avatar’ is not bad it is not exceptional either.
6.5/10
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It’s funny how the thieves in Home Alone 3 are set up as an international group of criminals, presumably pretty skilled ones given the job a fact later confirmed by them being known to the FBI and hunted for a while, but half of the movie is them being hilariously foiled by a sick 8 year old. Love it.
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