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[budgiebug8]

Dude dynamics

[setsunaizm]

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[z13lovebot]

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[marurumai]

KNY MANGA SPOILERS

canon setting sanegiyuu with four years of pinning are soon to have a break with the hashira training arc but well have to wait until they lose part of their bodies in a deadly battle for them to get together

i cant find the damn panel of these dumbasses looking at eachother in the eyes like idiots while on food date so imagine its here. god they make me homophobic

[urboymutual]

im from the supernatural fandom department and i’ve heard theres been a disturbance on ur post * pulls out reading glasses * apparently on ur 200 note post about weed socks a user named “castielsfatass” has tagged it “beat sheet dean winchester” im sorry

[rah1457]

*rises from my grave like a vampire*

these may end up just being some funny scenarios i though up at 1 am that were either cut from my other fic, or, i was just inspired to write these lol.

who cares anyway? not you, that's for sure.

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- It's always so strange, having basically a demigod as your roomate. Many people think that she'd act all high and mighty, considering her power, right?

-Surprisingly, not really. Mach has always been down to earth ever since you met her in rock park that one night.

-It was NOT a fun time. You'd woken up, laying down in front of a bench, head pounding with a headache. Your thoughts themselves were fuzzy, and all you could hear was this eerie music playing

-It felt like a nightmare. Something out of the dreamcore videos you used to watch at 3 AM. It all felt WAAYYY too real to just be a dream. But after pinching yourself, it finally kicked in that this WAS not a dream.

-You couldn't really tell how long you were there. In front of that bench, you kept falling back into a hazy half-sleep.

-At some point, something poked your curled up form. It was a woman, with bright red eyes, dressed head to toe in purple. You could only see bits of her hair peeking out from the massive top hat on her head.

-It was strange, really. You wondered if she was the mad hatter in your hell of a nightmare. Perhaps she wanted to take you to have some tea.

-Apparently, you had spoken the thought out loud, since her eyebrows furrowed and she herself mumbled about picking up drunk strangers off the side of the street.

-As you regained deliberate conciousness, you quickly explained that you were not in fact drunk, and instead didn't know where you were.

-Mach thought you were batshit crazy. Everyone who had been on the elevator had at least HEARD of Rock Park.

-Soon, as you explained more of your situation, she realized that you didn't KNOW about the elevator, or about much of this world, really. It stuck her as bizarre.

-Some kindness in her heart urged her to help you in whatever way she could. Now, after her sister passed, Mach didn't really like getting too close to people. She'd never admit it, but it scared her. Way deep down, she was waiting for the next person she cared about to die.

-But she figured it wouldn't harm her to at least offer you a place to stay.

-So, she walked you to the elevator, offering to help keep you steady on your shaky legs. You almost fell over multiple times just standing in the Regretevator.

-When you both arrived at what you would soon recognize as HALL OF, all of your senses were completely bombarded with the strong scent of gasoline and something burning, the bright orangish hue that was entirely too much, and above all, the scorching heat. You had began to sweat just standing there.

-You saw the obstacle course in front of you. The long platforms, the rings of plasma. You felt like vomiting. There was no way you were going to make it. For a moment you wondered if this was where you were going to die, at the hands of some malicious stranger with a top hat.

-Honestly, that was a pretty badass way to die.

-But as the incinerator snapped into place behind the entrance, you were flung onto Mach's shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

-The next minute was the most magical (and terrifying) thing your overheated brain believed you had ever seen. The ground rushed beneath you in a sort of hypnotic manner as Mach made a quick dash to some platform you couldn't see, all while carrying you about as gently as one could while being chased by a wall of fire.

-You don't really remember a lot of what happened after the obstacle course. From what you could best recall, Mach carried you up into the flat, and made a bed for you out of the couch.

-You promptly fell asleep for about 18 hours.

-After the whole incident, Mach began to explain the reality-bending elevator to you, offering a theory that the elevator must have wanted something to do with you. What it could have been was anyone's guess.

-You didn't know how long you were going to be stuck here, but Mach claimed she was willing to let you stay as long as you desired. Something about needed company was also mentioned, but you threw it aside as a formality.

-At first, Mach kept this stoic face that made you want to hide whenever she looked your direction. After a while, though, you found out that she just had a chronic case of Resting Bitch Face, and wasn't as intimidating as she let on.

-One day you noticed that it always smelled like straight fire and gasoline in the flat, and it was starting to get to you. So, you went to find something that would make any fire at least a bit more bearable: an overpriced scented candle.

-After spending about three hours in the store, you found a candle that you hoped both of you could agree on. Scented nutmeg and vanilla, it was sweet and nutty, but not overwhelming so.

-You put it in a bag, and offered it to Mach one day as a sort of thank you gift, in addition to serving its purpose. You also packed her a KatKot bar. They always had strange flavors, so you hoped that maybe it would make her laugh at the sheer absurdity of a lemonade flavored chocolate.

-Mach stared at the bag in your hands as you sidled up to her. As you handed her the package, she looked dumbfounded. The concept was odd to her. She recalled being of a young age the last time she recieved a gift. It was from her sister, a type of candy that the both of them liked.

-Mach gently pulled the candle and weird sweets out of the bag. At first, she didn't respond, so you began to ramble apologies and about how the receipt was still in the bag and-

-She burst out laughing. It was a glorious sound, something you never expected to come from the stoic woman's vocal cords.

-As the laughter stopped its echoes through the flat, Mach looked into your eyes, a rare smile etched onto her features. Few words were spoken; many more were implied. Most of all, you understood she enjoyed the gift.

-After you had gone to bed, Mach lit the candle alone in her room. The gentle scent reminded her of things that had passed. Of things she missed, and of things she had not thought of in far too long. She cried.

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(A/N)

Hey fam, hope you're doing well. I'm actually surprised at how much people have seemed to enjoy these little things I keep writing. I'm glad. I'm gonna be completely honest, I haven't been doing all too well recently. But I hope y'all like this one. Have a good one, homeslices!!!!

[kirigaya-art]

Every time i rewatch the episode where drawfee writes iwtutkbtsmliti, the urge to make it into a visual novel grows.

[lolitalovess]

I need some college girlfriend vi! what’s her major??

honestly i feel like psychology or biology. girl would almost never have any assignment or essay late. firm believer that she's always gotten b's with the occasional a in school. has glasses but never wears them. dedicates her time and joy for studying and note taking and is so neat with it 🙏 do i write about this

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

see I know he's gonna see this so if he does im just . gonna take the L but man . brain shut up about how it would be cool to fall in love with your friends in . any kinda of way really . queer platonic or otherwise . please brain . please .like yes objectively speaking that'd be cool . but also like please . people don't usually feel the same way about that you're gonna be disappointed :(

[iron-sides]

this vod has got to be like top 10 funniest fucking things ever. pov you are itzsubz. ur ally/special little guy is fighting alongside his own personal demon who he is obsessed with and who is obsessed with HIM and keeps finding ur bases and killing ur whole team. and then ur special little guy calls u up to take the place of his OTHER own personal demon to fight a 4v4 over some other guy for idealogical reasons. and youre a good teammate and you care about him and agree w the ideology hes fighting for so u agree! the four of you kick ass and then you log off so he can have a meeting w the ppl who were supposed to be fighting abt them not doing the thing that makes him hate them anymore, except that the one thing changing will not necessarily stop them from constantly finding your bases and killing you. but he really cares so whatever. like twenty minutes to an hour later he calls you AGAIN to play backup because shockingly enough the guy who has been playing with him like a cat plays with its food for literal months now did not in fact stop doing the thing, betrayed ur little guy and started trying to kill him. you would THINK he would call for help regearing and moving base, but no. he wants to fight. you tell him neither of you have the gear to win this fight. he does NOT care. he is already fighting. you are itzsubs

[hiraethminds]

god please put me in the room where suitcase and baseball talk after that lame ass elimination

[shinyshayminflower]

So as I have mentioned before I made myself and Logan (wolverine) on tomodachi life because I lack the pc power to make them on sims (not to mention tomodachi life is funnier) here are some of the recent pictures of our wedding in game :

And as an update, here is what my in game self told me today :

I know no one gives a shit but if they do end up having a baby I will let yall know. President of delulu island signing off 💖

[diceptic0]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEE @leglimh IS USING MY ART AS A PFP ON DISCORF ARTHHHRNHTAGJAJMMM??????????? OZOOEEMAMAM GOD IS AMAZING

I am ever so honored what the fuck🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[bugstung]

I love looking at the replies under the blazed "one like equal one more day where I shave my eyebrows" and people are like "if you like being eyebrow-less go for it! Do what you want! You look great!" and I'm just sitting there knowing it's just this guy's kink

[frogaroundandfindout]

Not a single soul could ever make me hate this child

Batman and Robin #3

[cafe-song]

if people shouted in my inbox i think it would be a bit more lively in there

maybe

just maybe