As I person who collects funky/funny socks I headcannon that Perseus Jackson DEFINITELY has a collection of funky/funny socks.
Most of them are blue/ocean themed.
And most of which he ‘got’ on a quest with Annabeth and this is how it went:
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Percy: *shoving socks into his bag, one with dolphins on it, another with octopuses, so on*
Annabeth: Percy! You can’t take those that’s stealing! Put them back on the shelves!
Percy: Technically it’s not stealing. We sent Old Mother Hubbard straight back to her cupboard in Tartarus and I’m pretty sure she won’t be back for a good few decades. Meaning that this whole store of clothes isn’t going to have anyone to run it and when the landlord comes knocking for rent, who’s gonna pay them? No one. So, this store will be forced to close and where will all these socks go? That’s right, in the trash. SO I am actually just saving these socks from being thrown out.
Annabeth:
Percy:
Annabeth: I regret teaching you about Capitalism.
Percy: *laughs* anyway, now I can add these to my collection.
Annabeth: Percy, what.
Percy:
Annabeth:
Percy: Remember that other store that-
*Monster shrieks in the distance*
Annabeth: Later we need to talk about this… obsession of yours.
Percy: BUT LOOK HOW FUNNY THEY ARE I CANT JUST LEAVE THEM??????
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Spooky season, I'm prepared. 🎃🎃🎃
I got brand-new pumpkin socks today.
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dude blue q socks are the fucking bomb like
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like dude??? they also make pencil cases?? AND THEY’RE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT???
some of their designs are bloody hilarious, go look them up, go support them, go live your life
case closed, you are all dismissed, have a lovely morning/afternoon/evening/night/whatever
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Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.
Blow My Budget
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Did I stand in this particular bit of alley just so I could make a cum dumpster joke? Yes I did.
📸 Stephie Scarlet
Self tied
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under a deep, brooding personality is just a lil guy who likes to wear funny socks
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Thermal socks are specifically designed to protect your feet during the coldest time of year.
Men’s size 10-13. Material is cotton, polyester and spandex. The Material breakdown is 50% Cotton, 49% Polyester and 1% Spandex. The width is 4 inches and the height is 22.125 inches.
Perfect for outdoor sports, going to the office, and curling up on the couch in the winter months.
Machine wash cold with like colors. Use ONLY non-chlorine bleach when needed, tumble dry low, do NOT iron.
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