#funny transformers

[i-am-an-omen]

Want milk? -Skywhore

But what if you are the milk? 👀

[ask-stealth-thunderstreaker]

Unoffical Art of Stealth and Thunderstreaker (Drawn by the human that edits our stuff !)

Note : Not colored , will repost colored later on

Stealth : *Springer snuck in*

Thunderstreaker:

[sir-achimus-prime]

A Streak of Sun :

A Moment in the Moon

Warnings :Cheating/Divorce and anything else i missed

:Readmore:

Summary : We explore 3 vorns before the war .

Note : These aren't in order . If i finish this and do it the way i want to , it'll be fixed to the right order . For now enjoy the drabble-ish order

Y/n sighed as she listened to the hydrolics of the transport go off . Her spark ached as she felt her doorwings flare as she read the line of text from her communicator . She vented deeply as her Sire sent a message regarding her absence

:Sorry , took a last minute shift. Be home soon:

Y/n checked her chrono that read out 3 joor left on her journey to Kaon's deepest pits .

~~~~~Earlier ~~~~~

Y/n's fingers deftly toyed with a sparklings toy as the sparkling chirped . She'd built a decent reputation as a medic that a handful of towerbrats decided to employ her .

She was happier that a pair of petro-rabbits , she left for lunch earlier than planned and ... unfortunately...fortunately regardless of the situation .

She'd found her 'Conjunx Endura' berthing one of said Tower-brats . She possibly didn't react the best , having initially opened the door. That had always served to slag her off , especially because both her and Spin-Sunstreaker replaced for a sparkling proofed door. She'd only come back for a spare set of armor .

She rinsed it off simply as Sunstreaker attempted to explain and ... among other things, ask for a reaction . She glanced up briefly and stared directly into his optics "What do you want ? You've got all you need. I'd be busy at work , while you slag my boss atleast you're not funding your escapades with my credits." She said somewhat horsley .

Sunstreaker gulped before looking from her to his current berthmate "That"s not what happened !?" She shrugged "And i can't do this ! I won't do it , the same way you fraggin' refuse to let me touch your fraggin' valve or carry ! I recieved treatment and among other things! But enjoy !" She said promptly

turning on her heel .

~~~~Present ~~~~~

Y/n scoffed as she stared at the intricately detailed painting that resided on the streets of Kaon . Her home , the place she'd been sparked and the same place she'd emerged . The same place she'd recieved her first and last upgrades , she walked sliently through an alley . She enjoyed her ration silently infront of the beautiful mural that her Sire had helped paint.

~~~~~~~ 20 vorns before ~~~~~

Y/N sighed as she adjusted the hold on her current toy. It was well-used as the small prehistoric cybertronian beast sagged in her arms as her parents conversed during their lunch . She understood a select few words as she choose to ignore them as she spoke in small hushed tone to her companion .

She stared sadly at the empty space in front of her , wishing primus would bless her parents with another sparkling . A sparkling to keep her company through times like this and a playmate . Her parents' tones turned into growls and her Sire's doorwings flared as he walked over to her area . He asked her if she wanted to go her grandsire's ... home was a small little hut a walk away from her grandsire's . She giggled holding her arms out as her much larger father carried her home and allowed her to cuddle up to him .

~~~~~~14 vorns before ~~~~

Y/n sighed as she watched her youngling sister as she played with her own toys.

Her doorwings flared briefly as her Creators continued to argue . Her carrier had dragged her into the issue and her sire had taken issue with it . Her Carrier had cheated on her Sire ... she remembered catching it . She'd walked into the room . The door had been opened and she'd walked in , traumatized to walk into a bedroom without her mind drifting to that day.

She listened intently as her doorwings drooped as her Sire walked over . Embracing her and staring her in the optics "We have this ! We'll learn to live without her and we'll be better off !" She said as her mother cursed her when she embraced her and took her sister and coddled her .

~~~~~Present ~~~

She shook her emotions off , upset that her optics watered . She paused breifly as a large gladiator walked beside her , instantly dwarfing her as the ground shook with each step .She only stared up with an annoyed look before the mech paused. "You look familiar, femme !" He grumbled as he squatted down.``

That's fascinating, " she said as the mech through her a drool look"Ain't you .... Swiftstriker's kid ?" She paused breifly in question of the larger mech , his silver paint job caused her to question him before deciding to trust the mech "Who's asking !?" The mech paused before laughing "Y/n , right ?! Megatron !" She blinked breifly before smirking ."Meg's ? Slag ! Do you know where ...uhh.. " she paused briefly as the mech stared before reading her orders."Do you know where Octa is ?" The mech was polite and guided her to the makeshift medbay and left her there to meet with a Pax .Gladiator's were a difficult breed for many to deal with , but for Y/n it was as natural as dealing with sparklings .

They were just as cautious , so color her suprised when her gaze landed on a familiar frame . She glanced up at the owner as he babbled on and on about the care and work needed as she sighed inspecting the mech . The mech was unresponsive as she plucked a few pieces of plating before deducing that Sideswipe was slagged and would require extensive work to be healed and wouldn't recieve it at the scum-filled levels of Kaon he was probably trapped in .

Feeling bad and knowing that it wasn't his fault, his brother had upset her. She sighed deeply. "I would recommend heavy care in an Intensive Care Unit . His spark is beating irregularly . I can't fix much more than what i have, " the mech hummed."You're sure ?" She hummed.

"Put'em out then.' Blinked before sighing "How much did ya get him for ?" The mech glared "100 million credits" she felt her optics bulge "I'll give you 100,000 credits for'em" the mech glared "For ?" She shrugged before the mech seemed suspicious "Why!? I thought he was dead?" She yawned tiredly "Why not ? " the mech huffed before relenting.

Later

Y/n grumbled as she glared at the large wounded bot that towered over her in the seat. He stared silently at her. "How's treatment goin' ? I thought Sunny wanted you to stop this ," she glared silently "You're brother's hardly the mech to be making judgment calls at the moment. And i saved you're skidplates !" She grumbled as he vented. "Ok, so Sunny didn't go to another treatment ?" She hummed."Where we going ?" She yawned tiredly as her doorwings flared " Iacon because i have an appartment there at the moment .." sideswipe hummed .

~~~~~~Later ~~~~~

Message : Sire

:Where are you ? Sunstreaker said Sideswipe's gone, and you caught him in a curious situation . I beat his aft , come home please ! I know you went to the medical center , if you're carrying finally . Please come home and don't stress yourself .:

Before she turned to Sideswipe, "Your brother cheated , regardless of the situation. And i refuse to hear him out yet because it appeared ... A romantic atmosphere... I'm gonna try and get you back on your feet . But i can call your brother if you prefer him. "

Sideswipe was silent and thoughtful ``I'm sorry. You're a faithful and stable Conjunx" she hummed "Unfortunately, i am carrying according to the Medic. I go on leave in a month. But I might work through it" Sideswipe frowned "Why ? Sunny should be able to cover it." She stared silently before pursing her lips "I'm leaving Sunstreaker. I have enough to be fine for a while . I can assure you i wanted a sparkling more than him . " Sideswipe snorted "Your not telling him ?"

She sighed "No." Sideswipe was silent before he relented "If you don't mind me sticking around . I can help you out . " she hummed .

[huitzilinthebudgie3]

Chaotic Transformers 1 (G1/IDW)

Inspired by @steverogerssimp1 , Kisses 'I was made for Loving' and Sideswipe *Sigh* ...Where the frag is Sunstreaker when you need'em lol .

Sideswipe : *Rocking out in the Rec.Room*

Prowl : *comming Sunstreaker* Do you know why your brother has a 'Wolfcut' ?

Sunstreaker :*Cleaning up the twins Quarters* I plead the 5th.

Prowl : *Watching Sideswipe head bang on top of a table , while singing as loudly as possible to I was Made for Loving * Why does he had a wig ?

Sunstreaker : Again , i plead the 5th !

Prowl : Isn't that the wig you ordered for your painting ?!

Sunstreaker : Read me my fragging Miranda Rights !!

Prowl : Why does Jazz have a wig glued to his head !!

Jazz : *Shrugging and dancing with Sideswipe *

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Basically Sunstreaker told Sides he could have the wig if he coperated , ya know like every other Older sibling wanting their sibling to listen . Agreeing to something you hope they forget about it . However , he didn't realize Sideswipe remembered and took it to heart .... Uh Jazz has a Powdered wig ....... Let me know if you guys like it !!

[nataliedecorsair]

Comic about sleeping + a silly bonus Information about them is here More comics by the Pticenoga tag Don't forget to find the frog

[morganpdf]

Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

turning off reblogs bc im tired of terfs in my notes. anwyays trans people are sooo much cooler and sexier than cis people but especially terfs. bye

[keferon]

Pow you messed with the Wreckers. Or something haha

Listen I don’t have a type. BUT SOMEHOW every time I find and add a character to my favorites, he turns out to be a wrecker. My best theory - I have a built-in wrecker radar~

[fjordline]

since bringing mass murderer of incalculable lives Megatron on board the Lost Light was such a huge success, bringing mentally unstable ancient gladiator Galvatron on board will surely go just as well

[ihatebrainstorm]

A little thingy from my nonsense sketchbook

Hope you all have a wonderful day- And if not, hang on a bit longer, you’ll get through it 🌤️

[0oxxo]

I'm still alive !

Just another peaceful day

[ask-stealth-thunderstreaker]

Some backstory for Stealth

Stealth was raised in Kaon , a nicer part of Kaon ... the area that was mostly occupied by poor-lower-income familial units.... my Head-canon is that a lot of Cybertronians can reproduce by spark or similiar mean (spark-play). Poor incomes or low ranking usually lead to carrying an old-fashioned way of babies ... Richer Praxian/Vosian and up are usually Cold-Constructs in terms of frames because of technicalities (Well, see more of this in Thunderstreaker's breakdown).

Anyways , Stealth had an interesting childhood , her Sire worked and attended school. As he was younger for a Gladiator.... and Stealth was a baby ... Stealth has always and will always have a tough relationship with her carrier. So they weren't involved...which left a certain group of friends to help.

Stealth grew up around large miners and gladiators , she was one of the only beings that was a constant in Impactor and Megatron's lives. More so, Impactor than Megsy because Megsy was a younger mech back then.

So imagine this , Impactor sitting next to a small version of her sire (Who is a blood-red and black Praxian with Silver/chrome accents). Her little doorwings were still little stubs , and Her chevron had little protectors and trainers. As she sat down where her Sire had set her down , reading a little book.

Impactor ... The Great Gladiator! The Miner ! The Mech that didn't take slag !

.......

......

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... He taught this little creature how to read, draw,paint, and Gamble ! By the time her sire returned regardless of the time or length of time , she was tired or asleep holding her little plushy he'd gotten her earlier that first day.

I have a bunch of cute sparkling tales . If anyone wants to hear'em , let me know !

Stealth is very close with Impactor until they move to Praxus when her carrier demands that they can't be around all the bad. Stealth, of course, is upset and asks to stay (which is a no) and ultimately results in her returning in the summer. They have a falling out, and they don't talk again for years !!!

... And Stealth knows the twins from the summers at Impactors ! The twins were curious of the slightly younger femme ! As you can imagine , Impactor wasn't but, we're deviating here!

Impactor will never admit it , but he is the reason Stealth is a medic. Stealth was one of those kids that came home with a litter of turbo-pups or a kitten. Impactor had a soft spot , and he ended up sitting with the little femme trying to find a home for the smaller creatures.

Her Sire is working towards an engineering career , so little miss is with Impactor ... which means she also goes with him to his training and matches. Femmes coo at her, and Impactor at one point tries to pursue/briber her into inviting the femmes to go with them to dinner or for Ice-cream...... It doesn't go over well. Stealth mean-mugged the femmes, and well ... She cheers for her 'Sire' Impactor as that's what her 'Sire' calls Impactor ...usually scares off a few femmes .

Stealth eventually learns that Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are fun and that if Impactor is 'distracted' by a femme or cute mech , well then ... she has 100 shanix for the help to spend with Sideswipe and Sunstreaker.

However , Impactor did come to regret this one-time during a 3-day sleep-over. Stealth bought a Kaonite Pit-Kanan , a big crusty one that was covered in Energon. And the fragging Femme was hanging off of it's neck without a care in the world !

Stealth :'Pactor ! I made a friend !

Impactor: *Panicking* Where did you find it ! Put it back ! Do you even know what it is !!!

Stealth : My new friend ! Pactor ! I'm gonna name him ....umm Fluffy !!

Impactor : *Realizing the time* Slag your Dad's really gonna kill me ! I'm serious!! Don't laugh !

Stealth : But you have a friend ! I wanna a friend to , specially cuz you don't let Sunstreaker and Sides over !!!!

Impactor : We aren't having this conversation again ! You are literally 6 vorns old !! And your sire's gonna kill me for-(equal to a 6 year old)

*Door opens !*

Stealth : Sire !

Impactor :

[skeletonsgeorg]

[westywallowing]

snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))

[coefore]

Twitch learns more family-related words

[beananium]

WAIT IN THE MIKU TAMAGOTCHI YOUR MIKU CAN EVOLVE INTO KAITO IF YOU TREAT HER LIKE DOGSHIT???

[keferon]

The official cat boy of tf fandom haha