#furiaei

[mad-hunts]

blood, sender cleans blood off of receiver.

'whenever you're a part of gotham's underground, it's just a rule that you're going to make some enemies, and that means you have to be prepared for anything.' that is something that barton remembers telling his kids once in an attempt to warn them against ever letting their guard down around other people — and somewhat of a mantra that he himself liked to abide by. which, seemed very relevant right now, seeing as he was staring down at the bloodied corpse of someone he originally thought was on his side. but it seemed like the man was quick to change his alliances whenever he was offered a better deal by another villain to be their new inside person and all they had to do was kill him before they could officially switch to working for them. or, perhaps former police officer would be the more appropriate way to refer to him now.

cyrus mitchell was his name. and for a while, he served as barton's 'inside man,' who would report back to him whenever his name was so much as whispered in gotham city's police station for a ridiculous amount of money. but having the ability to be three steps ahead of everyone would always cost you in one way or another. to be able to protect yourself and those you loved, barton did have this idea that you had to sacrifice something, as that seemed to one of the quickest ways to gain power over someone or perhaps even a whole system; both on a physical and mental level. though with that sacrifice came risk, since people like cyrus were obsessed with the idea of living the good life and whenever a new, better offer for work flew into their lap... they immediately wanted to take it. if only he hadn't gotten so greedy.

barton was still breathing heavily from all of the energy he'd just exerted while he was doing something rather unsavory to cyrus's head, which actually caused it to look like less like a head in the end and more like a mess of gore, as well as blood. all of the adrenaline that he had been feeling before was now something that he was beginning to come down from; which made barton to begin to really feel the aching that cyrus, the slimy bastard, had brought about in his legs when he had him pinned down to the ground stomach first for a good five minutes or so. so as you can imagine... with all of the craziness that had been going on around him, barton's mind had failed to remember that someone was actually supposed to be meeting him here soon.

mya, barton thought her name was? thus, he was rather startled by the other suddenly being in his vicinity — in his workshop — and failed to find the right words to say to her for a moment. barton put on his best smile then and tried to ease the tension in the room with a quip, ❝ ahh, right. you're here. don't mind him, he's just going to be hanging around for a little bit... up until i gather enough strength to pick him up and carve him like a thanksgiving turkey, ❞ a breathy, but also sadistic chuckle came from him as he reached for one of the rags that he typically kept near his autopsy table. that's when his vision suddenly stopped working on him and he had to bend over the table to keep himself standing. his eyes, particularly his left one, felt like they were their own individual fountains now as his body seemed to remember that... yes, that man had gone for his eyes and he was pretty sure, had probably cut deep enough directly below them to cause them to overproduce tears because they were damaged.

that's when he felt it. it must've been mya, because there was no one else here at the moment, who had taken the cloth from him and was now wiping at the blood running down his face. barton still couldn't see anything so he had to grope around blindly to loosely grab her other hand's wrist. a shaky groan left his mouth as red-hot pain ran through the areas that she was wiping clear of blood, though that was likely not her intention. he pulled on her wrist then and tried to bat away the hand she was actually using to help him, ❝ ugh, what are you doing? stop it. you're hurting me. ❞

another attempt to bat at her hand, and that's when he decided to try to open his eyes to see her rather than keep them closed. which proved to only hurt him further... great, just great, he thought. mya could kill him if she wanted to right now and he'd be utterly defenseless.

[brutalmasks]

' it's quite funny how the world works. suddenly, killing makes you a villain if you're not some high end fancy pants ordering men to die in the name of honour. a flag is a stupid think to waste your life over, but, it's made glorious and beautiful and honourable. nobody tells you about the rage that comes with it, with the understanding that war is man-made violence and, therefore, it isn't a part of the natural cycle of life and death. '

bunny mask's first thought when the other first began speaking that the other had a very powerful way of commanding her attention; a trait that bunny mask herself found interesting, for this meant whoever possessed it oozed confidence, in her opinion. and although the spirit herself would willingly listen to anyone given the chance, it made her wonder about who this woman beside her was already. or what all she had experienced, as it were, since life events seemed to often have a tendency to shape who you are. bunny mask was clad in her usual attire at the moment; her mask in the shape of a rabbit obscuring the upper part of her face completely, with only wide slits cut out of it near the top to accommodate her glaring white eyes, and the dress she wore a nearly pristine looking white color.

and i say nearly because of the soot that was smeared across her collar. however, she thought she knew what she was getting into whenever she followed the sight of smoke in the distance, so this was of little importance to her: what was important to bunny mask was seeing if anyone needed her help here. it was usually a bad sign whenever a deep, dark smog that screamed ' fire ' had created a wall of it's own in the sky. but it turned out that she was wrong. this place was clearly pillaged and completely torn apart brick from brick, as the places that people used to call home were reduced to piles of wood scorched by embers. a thick layer of ash seemed to have formed in the midst of the landscape, and bunny mask could feel in her gut that something terrible had happened here.

perhaps as part of a war, as mya highlighted. the spirit could feel her heart drop while the other described her perspective on the sometimes militaristic and bleak nature of humanity. no, was it her experience? bunny mask thought that the way she phrased her words made this all sound very personal. a frown tugged at her lips as she bent down to touch the ash, letting it run through her fingers. mya was right — this was nothing to be proud of. she looked up at the other from the side, then, and spoke, ❝ you are right. i sincerely hope you were not here to witness what had happened here, for that would be a horror that you would likely never forget. but the men who do things like this, who ordered their own to risk their lives to ruin other's; they simply refuse to think they are the villains of anyone's story because they believe they are doing it for a noble purpose. though they are certainly not. ❞

bunny mask stood up and took a deep breath as she surveyed the land before her. there looked to be no survivors here, so the people here were either all killed, or maybe some had escaped. the latter might've been wishful thinking but bunny mask wanted to have some hope that this place was not turned completely into a mass grave, ❝ was that what this conflict was born from? the excessive pride of a nation, who are of the mind that they're righteous and good, but commit barbaric acts such as this one? ❞ she had to tell herself to take a deep breath now or she would likely lose herself to anger. and that would not be a pretty sight, for neither her, nor the other who stood just an arm's length away from her. in and out. bunny mask could feel the claws of her right hand dig into her palm as she took a moment to inhale, then exhale, but she didn't care.

everything about this was wrong. bunny mask let her eyes become half-lidded with the sense of sorrow that had come over her suddenly, like a tidal wave. it was just as she feared. mya had experienced this for herself, ❝ it is not natural. that, i must agree with. i am of the belief that we are fated to leave this world at a specific time and the lives of the humans that died in this town were stolen. they still had much to experience, to love. and from what i am hearing, you were forced to partake in the wrongful robbing of people's lives yourself, were you not? through war. an organized form of slaughter, glamorized to appear necessary by the masses, where there is no true victor. where everyone loses something and you are left feeling full of rage because of what you were coerced to do. ❞

the chill running through bunny mask's bones only intensified when she saw it on the ground. a doll, abandoned by it's owner, within the ash. bunny mask's voice became low, ❝ i am sorry. i am... so sorry. ❞

[deathfavor]

@furiaei said: ❛ you really think i’m going to help you move a dead body? ❜ (for Chrollo, I'm sorry but I saw my opportunity and I took it)

crime based sentence starters

Youthful eyes blink in surprise at the woman's words, staring for a few seconds before he gives a gentle laugh that is warm and friendly. There's a boyish, youthful charm that clings to him although he cannot be much younger or older than she is. In some ways, its like the marble statues carved by masters who are frozen eternally in their visage — like the Greek heroes sent to wars and battles who still had youth clinging to them while they were sent to spill their blood on the battlefield for the amusement of gods. But unlike cold statues, Chrollo's expression is warm and lively. And even though he dons a dark suit, it's simply charming rather than imposing or authoritative on him.

" Well, it isn't very often I hear people call an ancient mummy a mere dead body, but you are not incorrect. " Chrollo answers with a lingering smile on his lips. " But I was rather hopeful you might. My colleague got sick from food poisoning rather suddenly and this mummy is supposed to be on a flight in a couple hours to ensure it makes it for opening night on a tour. " His rubs the back of his neck, a picturesque display of someone under a great deal of stress. " And, well, you can understand I don't want to drop it trying to load it by myself. "

Chrollo gestures to the other wing of the museum, where the sounds of the crowd drifts through the halls of marble floor and hanging chandeliers to reach the room they currently are.

" I asked the local museum staff here for help, but it seems the opening of a new exhibit here takes precedence over this. " There's a sad smile that rests on his face, like someone whose watched a favorite book be passed over thousands of times. " They agreed they would help but it seems like they underestimated how long they'd be caught up with this. I'm growing quite concerned that they'll be too late. " A sigh eases from his lips, grey eyes turning away from the open doorway to look towards Mya.

" I know you're just a patron visiting this museum like many others, but your assistance would really be appreciated. If you aren't busy? I...don't have a lot on me but I could offer some money at least if you'd like for your help. " He offers, one hand resting over the container the mummy is contained within. The only off thing about anything said is, perhaps, he seems a fraction of a bit too calm for the concerns he voices.

[shrineofprophecy]

@furiaei // ask answered

' look at these fools! ' the Crimson Mask laughs, ' drowned in their reverie, seeking pleasures that the world cannot offer in a world of dreams, a world of endless possibility. ' she laughs. ' do you seek to awaken them? to show them the truth they all would loathe to witness? ' ( for Sparkle obviously )

"That's right. People only see what they want to see, desperately clinging to the illusions that they believe will bring them elation. They fail to see how miserable their lives are or are to become if they don't snap back to reality soon. Luckily I've given them a helping hand." Sparkle laughs, finding joy in ending those foolish dreams by playing games with them. Essentialy, she gave people a reality check while giving Aha a good laughter.

"I can't wait until the true puppets finally take the stage." The Masked Fool knew that chaos would unfold and she would gladly play her part behind the curtains. "It's a shame Sampo decided to sit this one out but it'll make my job a little easier. Soon, I'll be able to meet the Nameless that he spoke so highly about."

[astrxlfinale]

5 + 6 for the questionnaire uwu

Welcome aboard Blu! Thaaaaaank you kindly for kicking this off for me! So let's dive into my perspective here.

5.What’s the best thing about the fandom?

I can say the sheer scale of creativity without a doubt. In general, this has always been a Hoyoverse fandom advantage when I caught wind of it, but I do not hesitate to utterly admire how people expand upon the characters via scenario. Putting them into a situation, a setting, allowing different sides either witnessed or perceived to breathe either by fanart, writing works or just plain discussion.

This ultimately scratches the 'What if' end of my feelings as I feel like I come out usually more enlightened. Either learning something new in terms of angle, scale or just about the character, to being able to visibly appreciate characters I normally hadn't cast a second eye towards. It's one of the most general reasons I love keeping myself open. This gives that aspect of Character Love or unique perception the just desserts I believe it rightfully deserves.

Shotout to my Lore Nuts by the by. Y'all being able to keep a sense of rhythm with me on these things?? I cherish you to bits.

6. What’s the worst thing about the fandom?

When I need to bleach my eyes from how another pair of characters get wrenched into the 'cookie cutter' fantasy of a relationship, typically with a plain bread fantasy. I'm not gonna lie, I abhor this, my eyes roll to the goddamn moon when I can literally feel begin to make my veins tremble with horror. What it ultimately boils down to is how these characters aren't characters from the verse at this point. It's how the fantasy overlaps the reality of it, and the relationship trope of the week suddenly becomes their whole identity. (Or meme. Some memes be some NASTY work in bastardizing perception.)

Identity in the fan sphere mind you. The place where this gains a cult like following and it singlehandedly falls down to the deepest pits of the abyss. Please read people. I'm begging you. It's not hard to just ignore your new favorite twitter user or group following to actually immerse yourself into the content it hails from. I've had to see many great characters get bastardized by the basic bitch molds that a certain (and often loud) section of fans love to fit them in.

So I guess if I were to summarize it? The daily dose of Character Disrespect that flash bombs then I need to proceed to block it. Like I know it's supposed to be ~for fun~ at the end of the day, but that's genuinely falling into the when someone does a crappy thing, it leans into 'just jokes' to excuse it.

@furiaei

[deathfavor]

@furiaei said: shut up and dance with me, okay? ( for Chrollo bc shenanigans )

party sentence starters

Chrollo is content to stick to the sidelines and observe rather than participate. It is something that one becomes rather quickly aware of once they realize it, but to reach the realization often takes far longer than people realize. Chrollo walks like a ghost among people. He observes, watches, and interacts in certain ways. But no matter how crowded a place might be, it was as if he was an evanescent existence: bound to last but a short time before his corporal form would disappear. It doesn't, of course, he is just a man. But the times he disappears without notice make it seem as if he had never been there at all. He leaves little physical proof of his existence.

Even at this party, Chrollo is content to linger like fog through the streets. He chatters with the odd soul that crosses to his path, a chat that might seem like meeting god at the bus stop on a rainy night. Something that you can't quite recall if it truly happened or not. He is content like this until Mya grabs his wrist and draws the spider out from his web in the corner. He protests, and blinks at being shushed. And here is where the unshaking grace and calm of the spider fractures delicately.

" I don't know how to dance like this. " He admits when he leans closer with a smile that's tinged with a youthful ignorance. It doesn't matter that those around him are close in age, nor his terrifying ability to adapt to any situation and done masks. This one seems to leave him stumped as he glances around. " I only know slow dances. And a tango or two. " Outdated for what his appearance and age would suggest, but somehow makes sense for the elusive enigma that is Chrollo Lucilfer.

" You might have fun with another partner. " He adds after a second, letting his gaze sweep over the club floor. At least others are enjoying themselves far too much to pay much attention to this discussion. It is a bit embarrassing to admit to there being something he can't do that comes so naturally to others.

[sentofight]

' honour and glory is just the dream they sell you, isn't it? a beautiful paradisiac illusion, in which people love you, hail your name and your deeds. my father was a fighter, too. murderer, more accurately. you can only carry that burden, and decide what to do now that you're aware of what your actions mean. ' ( aaaand Zack, context whomst? )

Buster sword rest against his forehead, in his usual manner, the FIRST class mutters his now personal mantra after a successful mission. Mako infused eyes opens and darts towards his mission partner--a new one, a new Turk agent. A smile curls his lips after seeing how she just mowed down the enemies with ease.

"Wow, you got a way with these weapons of yours, eh?" the FIRST class twirled his sword and placed it on his back, amazed by the new turk agent he got assigned a mission with. She is fierce. He thought Tseng was the hard core one, looks like this new agent is the no-mercy type. Not his type of partners but hey, it's not like he can choose them--he wishes.

"Huh?" he crossed his arms, head tilted to the side with a confused look. "O-oh ... sorry for what happened to your father, but I am not him." he shook his head and of course, whatever 'strife' comes his way, there is always a smile to fight it back. "There is nothin' wrong with having a dream! Actually, mine is to be come a hero! It's not something just brainwashed it in me. I know I want to be one not because someone sold it to me. I mean, I did see how cool SOLDIERS were when I was a kid but being cool is not just the thing that made me chose this path--I know I can MAKE a change, ya' know."

Nodding sagely, he walks in a circle and continues, "Your father chose his own path--whatever that path was, I chose mine, too. So, you did. It's about how we can face the choices we made, right? I'd like to think I'm pretty good with handling whatever comes my way. All I have to do is swing my sword and help people, right?" he flashed a smile at her. "I don't need ... a deep reason to help others, and besides, if my actions can get someone to change and pursue something they want then I'd say that's a win in my book, heh."

Hands rest over his waist, Zack took a moment, breathing in before turning back to his partner. "I get that we don't always have answers--heck, we can't even understand some situations we are thrown in, but I know we can work out anything if we just kept moving forward. Taking a break is dandy and all but stoppin'; surrenderin' is not an option in our line of work, right miss Turk?"

i asked for an ask! thank you~ | @furiaei

[annihilitys]

@furiaei — starter call

Secrets and shadows of Penacony aside, The Reverie invoked its name, its flowing architecture and luxurious decorations lending to a dreamlike quality, even with her feet planted firmly in reality. The sight takes Acheron in for a moment, and she allows herself to linger, before it inevitably drifts from her grasp. The moment stretches on longer than she realizes, and she only leaves her brief reverie when a presence joins her by the railing overlooking the lobby. Then does she realize that she had occupied most of the viewing space, and she moves aside with a small dip of her head.

❝ Forgive me. I was just enjoying the view. Beautiful, isn't it? ❞ 

[shrineofprophecy]

"What's this? If I didn't know better, I'd think you filled every spot just to please me." Sparkle giggled, knowing that Mya and her were on the same wavelength so to see these results wasn't a shock to her at all. If anything, it showed the reason why they got along so well.

"Look, you're even desperate enough to leave your lipstick on the paper. If you wanted to kiss me that badly, you need to only ask."

[astrxlfinale]

17 with fanon because I know the tea is going to be 15/10 ☕

And a good morning to you there agent of chaos! I see you're immediately going for the fun pitchfork topic.

Aight! Let's break it down then. Exactly how do I angle myself with fanon?

I think my best approach (as it has a lot of on blog examples of my feelings) is how horribly misrepresented the genuine canon material is within fandom space (which often echoes obnoxiously). The classic of moniker 'if its in my hands its my world', in my opinion, just serving as an excuse for being callous. Now I'm not going to say anything about the creators of these trends, for that's just a starting spark, it's when the evolution of this trend falls into the hands of actual fan space itself that the story switches up.

Where the headcanon is taken as gospel that has to be abided by, you can only be recognized when you respect that, that right here, I believe will always serve as my core as to why I can never fully stand it. Since to be frank, in the name of the many more emotionally charged avenues 'such as XYZ character being a person's comfort character', this is where we're tearing far from the medium of storytelling/creation and having this be a confirmation or preening act to the emotions of these said fans. The lack of respectful boundary, and in fact, this is the form of behavior that gets aggressive is where it goes to high hell.

It's taken as an attack on the 'feel good' element experienced, which can range from new works, to constant confirmation by seeing folks mindfully/mindlessly come to agree.

So what ideas are people supposed to have on the authentic content as an outsider coming in? As someone who find themselves getting increasingly well versed in the contents of a series? In my mind it just becomes a road to high hell.

The series/mediums these characters come from can speak for themselves. I believe a lot more attention should be fashioned on that facet.

....

Now if you want me to just get plain old salty on this. LMAO. As it stands for being one of the most emotionally charged aspects for a series fanbase, shipping has singlehandedly been a PLAGUE and I can not be moved on that. As much as I adore it myself, the scale of agendas, outright attacks, harassment to actual workers of their favorites (such as VAs), and the wealth of these experiences have been a festering mark.

It's mainly how it's personal, respect is some unknown factor, and ultimately people are very willing to become some online terror to others nonsensically in the name of this act. I'm tooooooo old (I say as a 31 yr old) and tired to even remotely amuse this. Let people work to their rhythm, respect that, and find better outlets for the pettier emotions that can stem from this.

@furiaei

[deathfavor]

@furiaei said:' hey, Earl, ' Mya begins, taking a seat by his side, ' I know you're maybe not really the type to do this kind of thing, but, I guess celebrating the little things once in a while isn't all that terrible, right? ' she laughs, presenting the Advisor with a cup cake, on top of which there has been placed a singular candle. it may have been a joint effort, considering making anything that isn't a deadly weapon is... quite the feat, the least being said.

producing a lighter from her jacket's pocket, Mya sets the candle alight, briefly singing that "Happy Birthday!" song. ' you're supposed to blow the candle out and make a wish. ' a sigh does not delay to come forth from her lips. ' before you ask, yeah, I'm aware, from an intellectual point of view, that these things tend to seem unnecessary. it's just... well, it's nice to have a mini birthday party of sorts for a change. go ahead! make your wish! '

happy birthday earl

" Mya. " Earl greets the other in kind, sparing a brief moment to glance up from the documents he was looking over to give proper acknowledgement. At least, that had been the fox's sole intention. But a brief glance turns into a much longer one when he realizes that she's got something behind her back and starts talking.

" Let me guess, Zoya or Horo snitched? " He sighs, though it sounds more tiredly amused than genuinely irritated or frustrated. Earl rarely spilled personal information, even with something as simple as his birthday - although that was rather from lack of thought than conscious effort. It wasn't something he put a lot of focus on. " Or maybe Jer? " That old man was also a contender - all three of them worked hard every year to make sure Earl didn't spend the whole day working.

Earl lowers the papers as the cupcake is presented to him; and then he allows for a rare chuckle to leave his chest, deep and full. He's not sure anyone could have done it by themselves but at least it looks presentable. ( Taste might be another matter, but for the sake of the day, and for the people, he's willing to take a gamble. )

" Despite how many birthdays I've had, I don't think sitting through that song gets any less awkward. " It must be a special day to have Earl laugh a second time, only speaking once she's actually finished with the song. " Contrary to common belief, I am aware of that. Horo was always rather enthusiastic about that part. " Earl didn't bother with such things for himself, but he'd always put the effort in for Horo. Even as she got older and acted as though she wasn't waiting all day for it. " Seems your mental version of me has already given you a lecture. " It is entertaining. " A wish, huh? "

Wishes are pointless. Any other day, he might have said as much to Mya. But today he lets it slide - as much as birthday's were a celebration to the day themselves, he supposes it was also a day for others to celebrate both the person and the years of knowing them. God knows even here in Syndicate everyone could do with some cheer. Earl might be serious, but he wasn't going to take that fun from others. Besides the fact he's tried before in vain to treat his day like an ordinary birthday - Legion won't have that.

" Alright. " Wish in mind, Earl blows out the candle. The corners of his eyes crinkle with a smile. " And as I recall, traditionally cakes are split. It might be mini, but it serves the same purpose. So. I take half, you take half? " He offers.

[zorkaya-moved]

❛ make me indifferent, make me horrible. ❜ mya oak mya oak my- AJSHSHDHDG

@furiaei

Does the fire ever listens to anyone but its own rage?

Oak Casket finds herself wondering about that when the woman of rage and sun-like fire stepped onto her doorstep. Each step spoke of power, of determination, of endless potential to reach into the depths and drag out the skeletons of monsters. A morbid power, but a power nonetheless.

A fellow sinner and a fellow Syndicate-born, isn't she? A beautiful rendition of what power can be personified as. Mya had never showed an ounce of weakness, never showed anything but her true self: the vibrant, the living, the unforgiving. She was a part of the world of the living, something the silver haired undertaker had no interest in aside from witnessing the chaos (of her own creation) and watching countless deaths become salvations to those who suffered.

But Mya doesn't want to die. She doesn't want to seek salvation because her heart claws for vengeance, for revenge against the faux God of this world. The Mania runs deep, wrath taking shape in glorious red and deep voices (demands). Make me indifferent, make me horrible. Does she insinuate Oak Casket are all those things? How correct Mya would be in that assessment, watching the dual-colored gaze study her only for a moment.

It's a shame that the one who Mya comes to is not someone who would indulge such wishes, instead looking at her with an impassive glance before returning to her book. Dainty fingers clothed in dark fabric of her gloves turn the pages as she relaxes in her seat, not looking away from the words on the yellow-ish pages (they smell like old libraries, such long-forgotten buildings and such long-forgotten temples of knowledge).

"What you are asking asks for me to enter the world of the living, and it is not something I am interested in," Oak speaks calmly, her voice not shaking from the intimidation Mya could inspire within others. The fire must be feared, it hurts and burning will forever be the most painful way to go. However, Oak Casket is frigid. While Mya shines like fire, Oak Casket reflects the light akin to ice. "To become indifferent, you must abandon your revenge. To become horrible? Are we all not already? Only when you are dead will I know if you were truly horrible, only the end will tell me if you've reached the levels you wished for,"

The Listener sighs softly, putting her handmade bookmark between the old pages before closing it with a soft 'flop'. If her guest will not stop coming, then she must accept their company until Dudu comes over. Perhaps, the Phoenix will find the company of the fire personified rather fitting. They burn with life, but one is a fire of resurrection while the other is a fire of destruction.

"Indifference cannot go along with any emotion. You are not fit for indifference," Oak explains as she stands up from her chair, holding the book carefully in her hands. The poems written in this one are morbid and tragic, a longing for dead poets wished to embrace yet needed to live to share their words with the world. Does Mya want to share any words like those poets? What will be her confessions? Drenched in blood and coated in ashes, scorched beneath. "Now, is that what you truly wish for?"

[yeonban]

Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours.

@furiaei asked: ✔ ca să nu îți spamez inboxul, toate sau oricare dintre dinamicile noastre îți face cu ochiul

Aha & Mya

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them (except the amount of time isn't specified so they might as well keep it open through storms and hurricanes too) | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food (NU mânca) | help them find something they lost (dacă-ți pică în cap sau te împiedici și pici din cauza obiectului respectiv nu e treaba lui Aha)

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up (preferabil nu dacă-ți pasă chiar și milimetric de persoana respectivă) | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body (sau alternativ tu crezi că ai reușit să-l pui într-o groapă și totul e gata și bine, dar te trezești că vezi cadavrul în mijlocul străzii peste vreo două zile) | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding (nu. NU dacă vrei o nuntă bună fără incendii sau morți sau cine mai știe ce) | share food with them (același caz ca mai sus. NU mânca)

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive hangouts | pay for dates | make them pay for said expensive hangouts | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them (unde e, când se află pe planetele în care e un criminal căutat de lege) | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

Nikolai & Mya

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home (bine ai venit la serviciile de transport aka teleportație instantă ale lui Nikolai Gogol) | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food (NU mânca) | help them find something they lost (șansele sunt că nu o să mai găsești niciodată obiectul respectiv. fie el l-a ascuns, fie el îl găsește și crede că e mai amuzant să nu-l mai ai)

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them (fi pregătită să fugi) | pet sit for them | help them move houses (DACĂ ai ceva de dat la schimb te trezești cu casa deja furnished de Nikolai) | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body (...exact aceeași chestie ca la Aha) | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them (nu pot să stresez asta destul. NU mânca)

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs (ok aici nu e chiar deloc cazul de ceva sexual, îți pune o cătușă pe o mână și cealaltă cătușă pe vreun stâlp apoi mno. noroc) | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

Dan Heng & Jing Yuan

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money (din nou, dacă se află pe vreo planetă care nu are același tip de currency ca Luofu) | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

Dan Heng & Ariel

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses (dacă ar fi vreodată ca Ariel să vrea să rămână pe o planetă) | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up (de cele mai multe ori într-o situație de genul cred că Ariel ar avea dreptate, dar în cazurile în care nu are DH i-ar spune) | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

Dan Heng & Blade

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day (când se întâlnesc pe undeva) | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems (nu de bună voie dar csf n-ai csf) | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

Screwllum & Ruan Mei

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them (nu cred că ăștia doi sunt în stare să aibă o vacanță sincer vorbind deci ar merge „în vacanță” și s-ar trezi cu 10 idei noi de proiecte) | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them (foarte situațional) | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment (mi se pare că toată ideea ar fi de experiment sincer =))) nu-i văd să aibă vreun atașament de niciun fel în afară de pur științific) | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates/hangouts | make them pay for dates | go to the movies (stil documentar) | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home in the office most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

Aventurine & Robin

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something (nu prea vrea el muncă fizică dar mna dacă situația-i cere asta...) | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses (în sensul de a-și folosi subalternii de la IPC ca să care lucrurile) | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often (nu va spune niciodată nu la posibile întâlniri de business cu Sunday) | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

[dernarrleid]

' do you want to share in this holiday dinner with me, kenzou? ' the table is set, candlelit and music plays in the background. in another life, maybe, they are a happy married couple, where she is oh such a proper wife, without extensive murder history. in this life, they are only given few such moments. ana-maria has even prepared her red dress and lipstick! ' i have specifically prepared it for us. i want us to dine, dance, kiss, maybe indulge in one another fully. do you think you want this... for this holy night? ' ( hi... AJSHSHDHDHD )

Kenzou checks his watch, wristband wrapped firmly so it sit upside down. The hands move rather slow, compared to his jumping heartbeat. Ana always did manage to catch him off guard, despite having that particular dangerous vulnerability filed down to detecting mildly abnormal shifts in his environment. He could almost smell hints of perfume, perhaps the candle, from the outside of his door. It never piqued his interest—most dates with women often held the same atmosphere, though after a while it grew acrid and suffocating—until realization struck him. It's the only way to explain why his feet are moving further across the room, travel suitcase forgotten, only briefly taking note of how unkept his appearance was. Long hour at the hospital extended quite a ways from his apartment, so it's understandable, both his absence and the holiday, have Ana waiting.

"Tabun... does this holy night have champagne on the menu? Another one of your stories to compliment it?" Kenzou smiles, exhausted but genuine. He wouldn't shy away from their momentary bubble of normalcy. The more he took her in, the redder her hair appeared, the golden hue of the candlelight almost made it look like fire. Very fitting. He's not surprised to find most of her outfit resembling the same tone. Kenzou admired her consistency, if not envied her for finding her own style that matched the intensity of their shining and darker moments. The hand holding the suitcase handle from before reached out reverently, resting on the crook of her neck shoulder, thumb pressing the side of Ana's cheek. His other hand mirroring the first, leaning further in. "If you don't mind, I might need something to tide me over, incase your famous dinners put me to sleep," Kenzou lips ghost over hers briefly. "Please..." He adds quieter and somewhat unhelpful, given that the words melts between them, deepening the kiss with a flick to the roof of her mouth.