#future wifey 😂

[illicitghoul]

you’re instagram if you were in the BAU (p2)

prt 2 that nobody asked for 🥱 (this is so fun)

part 1 (linked below)

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yourusername

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yourusername JJ LOVE CLUB (i am also in jj love club but they all voted me to take the photo 💔)

pennycia and you did a great job 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

yourusername i love you pen 💌

pennycia I LOVE YOU MOST Y/N

derek.m0rg4n @spencer.re1d i love you

spencer.re1d Stop lying for social media clout

derek.m0rg4n fuck you AND your fuck ass haircut

prentiss.em LMFAO

prentiss.em we are such cuties some ppl wish they were us 🥱

yourusername @prentiss.em real asf

yourusername

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yourusername me and spence were conjoined jellyfish in another life

spencer.re1d Can we be anglerfish

yourusername no? wtf is wrong with you

spencer.re1d 🥱🥱🥱🥱BORING

r0ssi81 that is a very interesting photo

yourusername YOU KNOW HOW TO COMMENT?

r0ssi81 you’re pushing it girl genius

yourusername you’re pushing something…

r0ssi81 when i find out how to block someone you are gone y/n

prentiss.em this is quite cute y/l/n 😭

yourusername you’re quite cute 🤫

prentiss.em send me toe pictures 😂😂😂😂

yourusername NO EMILY!!!!!!!!! (ill email them)

yourusername

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yourusername my cute glowing girlfriend (idk who that random man is 🤷‍♀️ kinda scary)

prentiss.em yeah that is really weird 🥱 anyway i love u wifey mwah mwah

yourusername ugh ily lets go frolic in a field or smth

spencer.re1d Yeah that is really scary - be careful guys

spencer.re1d OH MY I LOOK LIKE A GHOST 😁😁

jen.jj45 it’s like i can still hear his voice…

yourusername :( i miss his cute smile

prentiss.em 🎉

spencer.re1d @prentiss.em You aren’t funny

pennycia 😭😭😭😭

prentiss.em ok comedy police spencer reid????

jen.jj45 shes like an angel !!!!!!

prentiss.em I LOVE YOU JENNIFER 🙁🙁

yourusername

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yourusername i said serve and they devoured

spencer.re1d Slay !

prentiss.em y/n meant to say i devoured and you kind of chewed…

spencer.re1d Can you stop harassing me?

prentiss.em i kiss your girlfriend on days that end in y

yourusername TRUTH 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

pennycia what cuties!!! seeing their smiles makes me so happy!!!!!!

spencer.re1d You’re my best friend

derek.m0rg4n everytime you speak it breaks my heart

jen.jj45 HAHAAH WHAT

pennycia CRYING

yourusername

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yourusername my bag broke before i left spences 🙁

spencer.re1d Sigh…. the theory for a broken bag means you have to stay where it broke 🤷‍♂️ i dont know i just heard that

derek.m0rg4n my bag broke in your heart… why won’t you let me stay

yourusername you ate with that one derek

yourusername broke bag mountain

elliegreenaway @yourusername LMFAO

pennycia i’ll fix it for you!!! come over girlie!!!

yourusername omw!!!!!

yourusername

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yourusername day out with my four wives

pen : fanny pack with snacks and a book

jj : losing her mind (too warm)

em : complaining 🥱

me : having a good time :)

aaron.hotchner I hope you all worn sunscreen

yourusername yes 🫡

prentiss.em 🥱

pennycia i had a great day!!! (i read 3 pages)

jen.jj45 i am LOSING it the HEAT i am gonna COMBUST

derek.m0rg4n @spencer.re1d @aaron.hotchner @r0ssi81 could be us

r0ssi81 I am busy for the foreseeable future

dreak.m0rgan @spencer.re1d @aaron.hotcher

at least rossi replied…

[azzifudd]

Mannn, like Azzi being there decked out in a jersey too, presumably supporting her lil bro-in-law (i’m assuming it’s ryan’s baseball game lol) with her wifey and her wifey’s fam is so fucking cute. Idk how anyone could look at this and be like yeah “just besties”. Cause if it was in Minny, that’s one thing right, cause you know some people would still just be like “oh well Azzi’s got family in Minny too so they prolly just caught up” but for Azzi to fly to MONTANA of all places, where the ONLY reason she’s there is Paige and Paige’s family. Like how else do you interpret that?! Anyway, anyone’s entitled to believe what they want but we know.

Also, props to that girl, cause that’s how it’s done! A solo pic with each of them AND a joint pic 😂

Literally middle of nowhere Montana to spend time with the future in laws. Wearing matching jerseys 💗

The cruise people who didn’t know her then gonna regret not getting a pic with her

[kokorose]

True Beauty- LS2

Logan Sargent x actress/model!gf

Summary: just logan being an absolute simp for his gf and vice versa.

Faceclaim: Moon Gayoung

Google translated Korean

A/n: This one goes out to all the Logan fans! Here’s a little pick me up after Williams dropping another absolute banger on us!

LnYn posted

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YnLn: 나를 초대해줘서 고마워 @DazedKorea! (Thank you for having me!)

P.s. 스타는 공주처럼 대우받았다. (Star was treated like the princess she is.)

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LoganSargent: holy…

User: haha Logan

User: omg!!!

LilyMuniHe: damn girl! Logan better watch out!

LnYn: Have you seen see yourself

CharlotteMiller: 😍😍 wifey 💍💍💍

LnYn: 💍💍

User: the girlfriends in the comments 🤣

LiamLawson: @OscarPiastri @AlexAlbon want to start a support group for “my girlfriend is more in love with Yn than she is with me”

AlexAlbon: yesssss

OscarPiastri: count me in.

User: The boys 😂😂

LoganSargent Posted

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LoganSargent: Did a little thing with @Flauntmagazine. Thank you for having me.

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YnLn: I’m looking disrespectfully! 🥵

User: I love how much they simp for each other. Like they are truly each others biggest fan.

LiamLawson: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

OscarPiastri: you killed it mate.

WilliamRacing: That’s our Logie Bear 🔥🔥🔥

LnYn: ummm, ok.

User: not Yn and Admin fighting over Logan 😂

AlexAlbon: Killing it Logan!

JensenButton: Absolutely killed it Logan

User: Jenson adopting Logan is one of the best things to come out of 2023.

LnYn posted to their story

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YnLn: cozy

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LoganSargent replied: ❤️

LilyMuniHe replied: ❤️

LiamLawson: Top tier movie choice

jennierubyjane: ❤️

CharlotteMiller: cuties

User: you guys are so cute!!

LnYn posted

📍London, England

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LnYn: took one of my girlfriend on a date while our boyfriends are in end of the year meetings.

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LilyMuniHe: 🥰🥰🥰🥰

User: I love Yn and her girlfriends: Lily, Lily, and Charlotte

AlexAlbon: so that’s where you two went!

User: LOL 😂

CharlotteMiller: when’s our date?

LnYn: any time baby 😏

CharlotteMiller: 😘

LoganSargent: they can be your girlfriends as long as I’m your husband

LnYn: 🥰🥰🥰

User: OMG!?!!

User: LOGAN!?!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?

LoganSargent posted

📍Fort Lauderdale, Florida

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LoganSargent: 6 years with her!

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LnYn: Happy Anniversary to us baby!! Can’t belive it’s been that long!! I love you ❤️

OscarPiastri: 6 years of watching you two be annoyingly in love. Congrats btw.

LiamLawson: Happy Anniversary guys.

JensonButton: Wow! 6 years! Happy Anniversary you two!

User: happy anniversary to my favorite grid couple.

User: 6 YEARS?!? they’ve been together for 6 years?!?

User: yeah, they started dating when Logan was in F4! But, they were friends for longer. They’ve been super supportive of each others careers despite them being in different countries for long periods of time.

User: Logan having a childhood sweetheart romance is so him.

YnLn posted

📍Fort Lauderdale, Florida

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LnYn: Anniversary Celebrations and Promises for the future.

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LoganSargent: I’ll make good on that promise don’t you worry babe.

LnYn: I’m looking forward to it! 🥰

LilyMuniHe: Stop! This is too cute!

CharlotteMiller: girl… don’t do this to me 😩 Happy Anniversary babes!

OscarPiastri: Lily says Happy Anniversary!

User: omg!! I can’t!! 😩😩

User: watch Logan pop the question sooner then we think! The man’s been wanting to marry her forever!

User: Still can’t believe they’ve been together for 6 years!

LoganSargent posted

📍Melbourne, Australia

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LoganSargent: my support system.

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LnYn: I love you baby! I know this weekend wasn’t the best but I want you to know that I’m so proud of everything you do and how amazing you are!

User: stop, Yn you’ll make me cry!! 😭

AlexAlbon: Thanks again Logan. I know it wasn’t ideal but thank you.

OscarPiastri: stay strong mate.

JensonButton: Keep looking forward!

User: Williams! When I catch you Williams!

YnLn posted

📍Bali, Indonesia

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LnYn: Promises were kept and to put it simply Bali was life changing! Can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you! I love you sooooo much!! You are my best friend and my soulmate!

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LoganSargent: I love you so much!!

LilyMuniHe: OMG!! 😭😭😭😭 I love you guys so much! Congratulations!!

AlexAlbon: congratulations you guys!!

JensonButton: Congratulations!! So excited for you!

CharlotteMiller: omg omg omg!!! We better be invited to the wedding!!

LnYn: of course!

DaltonSargent: Congratulations!!! @Logansargent Mom is still crying btw!

OscarPiastri: Congratulations you guys!!

User: Omg!!!!!!

User: THEY GOT ENGAGED!!! OMG!! ❤️❤️😭😭

User: Introducing Mrs. Yn Sargent.

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WilliamsRacing: Congratulations to our driver Logan Sargent and his partner Yn on their engagement! We wish the two the very best!

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LoganSargent: Thank you!

LnYn: Thank you Williams

NicoRosberg: Congratulations

User: THEY GOT ENGAGED!?!

User: OMG!!!

User: LOGAN!?!

User: WTF!?!?

User: I did not have Logan Sargent of all people getting engaged on my 2024 bingo card!

[harrywavycurly]

Hi Sarah! I don’t know why but i just think you’ll get this😂 i think with Lonely Harry if his bestie girl called him because someone upset her he would just switch into mean Harry and instantly want to break someone’s jaw for saying whatever it is that made her upset BECAUSE HE HAS LOVED HER FOR SOOO LONG SO NO ONE IS GONNA UPSET HIS FUTURE WIFEY and is it toxic of me to love that?😬🫠🫠

Hiiiii babes!!! Oh yes I get this and I love it too so if you’re toxic I’m toxic 😂 but I agree 10000% because I think Harry has always been protective of her, even when he was denying the fact he was in love with her and was just her bestfriend he never liked seeing her upset and he would do whatever he could to prevent it or fix it after the fact. Even Niall has talked about how protective Harry has been with her so like he just doesn’t tolerate someone being mean to her.

But now that she’s his fiancé? His protectiveness is on another level and if you have the audacity to say or do something that upsets her so much she calls him crying I hope you have good health insurance because you’re gonna need it (I’m totally kidding we all know Harry would have to be BEYOND angry to actually hit someone). He might want to kick someone’s ass and while he won’t do that, what he will do is happily tell someone off for doing or saying whatever it is that made her upset. ✨

Because I feel like we are all visual people, these photos give me the vibes he just got a call from her and now he’s on his way to go make sure she’s okay and is lowkey talking himself off the ledge of laying hands on whoever it was that made her upset in the first place.

[joelslegalwhre]

15 Questions❣️

thank you for the tag lovie @reddedmiller 🤍✨

Are you named after anyone?

Nope my parents just liked the name but my middle name is my mom's name

When was the last time you cried?

yesterday I think

Do you have any kids?

no

What sports do you/have you played?

I did boxing for like 4 years

Do you use sarcasm?

what is sarcasm?

What is the first thing you notice about people?

Their shoes (idk why) and noses/eyes

What's your eye color?

dark brown, if I was a Sim you'd have to pick black lol

Any talents?

uhm... my creativity? I'd say I'm a pretty good listener too

Where were you born?

germany

What are your hobbies?

reading, crafts, writing, talking to my sunny girl @syd-djarin hihi, screaming with Odi 24/7😂, sending endless "this is so dad!dieter/wifey" tiktoks back and forth with Ida, walks in the forest

Do you have any pets?

Nooo😭

How tall are you?

1.64m / 5ft 4

Favorite school subject?

english & religion

Dream occupation?

either something in film or smth I can do with my future master in egytology lol

npt: @syd-djarin @joelmillerisapunk @hearteyesforjoel @janaispunk @ilovepedro @its-dee-lovely @joelsgreenflannel @cherubispunk @hellishjoel @joelsgreys @mountainsandmayhem @pascalpvnk @chronic-ghost @frenchiereading @softpascalito and whoever wants to join🩷

[random-user-guy]

@cheerstotheelites-if MC Parid Sterman, determined to reach his goals no matter the cost. Emery’s older brother.

@retribution-if  Chibi Khamuel, the Seasonal God with a particular likeness for the cold winter and bad puns, much to the exasperation of his pet wolf Eren Jeager (cue Attack on Titan opening “Linked Horizon” on the background when the wolf appears in the story😂)

@julietandcinderella-if  Unhinged Welhaven, a bloody barista, having finished a bloody cocktail for her wife (don’t ask where the blood came from). Has immortalized her lofe for her wifey through a tattoo.

@manonamora-if Detective Rye when she learns what her client wants Rye to help her with 😒 (got excited for nothing😢)

@night-market-if​ 

au Belladonna’s Night Market Prince

@greatprotector-if​ OC Maya

@manonamora-if​ The Thick Table Tavern Bartender Canolia at your service

@sailingshells​ Keo’s favourite archer Leo (with a prodigy background)

@adoriels-tears-if​ My MC Laena 

Arthur’s best friend. 

Loves her mother very much. 

Hides her abilities from everyone.

Makes puppy dog eyes🥺 to Eliana often to get what she wants, but sadly it has little effect on her😥

Wants a griffin as a familiar. 

Thinks the voice is sus.

Can’t wait to meet Sage in the future.

credits to artbreeder and picrew artists, i don’t own the art 

[houserautha]

Omg parts 5 and 6 killed me 😔😔 love that reader is a fighter and doesn’t take shit (in some twisted way, I suppose it’s a compliment that she could only be taken out by poison up to that point cause she’s such a threat…? Plus now reader gets poison training which is amazing in itself - it’s good for her and also a great, even if twisted, way for them to bond). I loved the tension and build up throughout all these chapters leading up to what happens in 6 😭😭😭 I screamed at the ending of 6 tho cause it was like… wtf…. That was amazing but also…. 🥲 damn reader’s just laying there like 😐 what have I gotten myself into

building on what you posted on your musings - I can’t help but wonder what’s Feyd’s pov throughout these chapters. Did he get obsessed after she argued back and slapped him (cause he immediately shifted from being like “you’re my future wife” to calling her “wife” alr lol)? Then there’s that comment about how reader alr holds considerable sway over him at the dinner 😭 Where did he go after watching her take down the first guy during the crucible?? Why didn’t he watch the rest of it?? 😭 also him noticing the page she was on while taking the book away + saying he could never deny her + admitting she’s basically driving him crazy too - I am deceased 😔

As always thanks for sharing your work ❤️❤️❤️

Oh yes, in my head reader couldn’t be a Bene Gesserit like her mother so she channeled all of her energy into learning how to fight. (She secretly just wants her mother’s love and respect🥲) And I think poison training is just a neat thing for reader and Feyd to have in common, especially since poison is such a big deal in the books as weapons. And it goes with my HC of Feyd doing it just to fuck with people😂😂

The end of part 6, I really think reader had just been fucked into oblivion by a bald freak (and she loved it) and had to reevaluate all of her life choices up to that point😂 She also was like you’re not going to help clean up???

UGH I love Feyd I wish I could post his POV about everything. Reader definitely slapped him and he wanted to get down on one knee. Like she was wifed up from that moment on. I also think reader subconsciously knows that he would do anything for her (kind of going back to his obsessive personality).

During the fight, he like 5000% knew she would kick ass because he can detect other great fighters pretty easily. But he needed to confirm. He saw her take down the guy in .0001 seconds and was like, “yeah she got this, that’s my wife”. In my head he also left because he knew it would piss her off😂 who knows where he went, he didn’t tell me lol, he does what he wants

I love their relationship so much😭 he’s just a little bald freak obsessed with his wifey. I added the book part too because it’s like he’s being an asshole but he also cares for her in his own way so he reflexively remembered the page number

And thank you for your kind words!! I’m glad you’re liking the story🥰 I love talking about it

(I can’t wait for you to read the next part👀😏)

[callumsgirl]

Good morning, fellas ❤️

Hope everybody is alright and ready for another day in paradise aka working through the week 😂🥹

Hopefully I‘ll find some time in the afternoon or evening to continue writing on my next one shot. It‘ll be a more fluffy one where Buck and Bucky are talking more and there is still some steam in the air.

I can’t even wait to start another IN MY HEAD with Bucky‘s dark, fluffy hair as a plot. It grow‘s longer in Stalag and I feel the need to write something about it, Gale run his finger through it and some cute moment.

Plus, I think about starting a one shot collection about Bucky x reader/woman and Buck x reader/woman. Would you like reading scenes like Bucky and his wifey go out dancing, enjoying each others company or Bucky‘s wifey tell him she’s pregnant or Buck and his future wife meet first? ☺️ let me know!

xoxo callumsgirl

[destinyc1020]

I feel like antis don’t realize that a men don’t claim their partners like THIS if they are not completely in it for the long run. I mean we’ve been knew how special she is to him and all the posts he dedicated to her over the years. He has always been proud to be her partner. But saying he is locked up and that he doesn’t need rizz anymore? Every women can pack her bags, Man is done he found THE ONE.

Thank you!!!! 👏🏾

Idk why some people are finding this so hard to believe lol 😆

This man has basically found his future WIFE. This is how a man behaves when he knows that he has the one he wants. He's not looking for anyone else.

But that only happens when a man has found the right woman for HIM. Plus, Z is a wifey and has QUALITY anyway, and you can tell. She's not your typical woman out here. Men can tell QUALITY when they see it. Zendaya just so happens to be quality. 🤷🏾‍♀️ She's NOT like other women, and Tom knows it.

But saying he is locked up and that he doesn’t need rizz anymore? Every women can pack her bags, Man is done he found THE ONE.

Exactly. He's found the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with! Plain and simple. He's found the woman he wants as the mother to his kids, etc.

Like, once a man is in THIS stage? All other women don't even exist for him lol 😂 🤣

Tom is just VERY fortunate he found who he was meant to be with for the rest of his life at a VERY young age. Most people do not find it that early....especially not in superficial Hollywood, where you don't know who you can trust.

So, he was very lucky indeed lol. They BOTH are. 🥰

[azzifudd]

the other anons take is not delulu haha, I don’t think she could mention A cause she knows that’s her future wifey, or at least potentially

if you were to ask anyone though, they would quickly reply with their long term/ childhood besties- even if they weren’t sure of the others! She could have said oh Azzi for sure will be my maid of honor or something but the fact she never does is enough for me! If my best friends were answering that question and didn’t say me I’d be offended 🤣

Yeah she kinda had to answer the way she did because let’s say she does name Nika and Aaliyah in that video and then everyone will be like What about Azzi?? And people would either be sus about their relationship being more or that they’re not close anymore so she basically had to plead the fifth.

If she and Azzi were just best friends it would be so offensive for her not to say her 😂

[bradshawsbaby]

Here me out Top Gun 3 we get the foreshadow to Bradley finding his Mrs. Bradshaw 👀 Boyfriend Rooster people?!

I’ll like to cast Ana as his future wifey!

And if Ana is unavailable, I am more than happy to volunteer to play Rooster’s love interest in TG3! 😂

[pikapeppa]

Hi! This isn't a request or anything like that, but I just finished the entirety of Chamomile and Gwent and I am filled with warm, happy thoughts about Geralt and his wifey! And I was thinking, since Geralt can't have kids anyway and Reader is also hinted to be unable to have kids, what if a few years later during their travels (maybe they're traveling for the holidays) they pass by a village that has been terrorized by monster attacks (in my head it's a werewolf that's exhibiting bizarre behaviour but that's just me) and as they investigate, they happen upon a baby (in my head it's a little boy) that's barely a year old, face scratched up but otherwise unharmed. Reader insists on caring for it alongside the village's very old midwife-slash-healer while they try to figure out what's happening and why it's happening. The child has been left an orphan because of the most recent attack and the people of the village are either superstitious and think they baby's a demon or they think its cries attracted the monster in the first place so for everyone's safety it needs to go somewhere else where it's safer and ta da! Geralt and Wife™ end up with a baby😂 I don't think I could ever write (and publicly post) this idea so I thought I'd share it with you instead if that's okay with you. At this point I think I'm more in love with the Reader in your story than Geralt LOL and every time she just gives her bleeding heart to anyone who's suffering I give my computer screen heart-eyes haha but I also love the idea of Geralt with a little boy! His relationship with Ciri is so beautiful and heartwarming to me but I can't help imagining him with a boy too! A little Vesemir Jr maybe lol. What do you think about this idea? I hope it's okay that I'm picturing the characters in the way you've written them in my head for this! I hope this made sense since English is not my first language and sometimes I'm not sure how to translate it from my mother language to English.. I've been reading your works on Ao3 much more regularly than looking at your Tumblr account since I don't use this website so I'm not sure I understand how to navigate it in case you have rules or guidelines for this blog. Apologies if I've overstepped!

OKAY THIS IS SO SWEET.

First of all, I'm so thrilled that you enjoyed Chamomile and Gwent, and I genuinely love the idea of people fantasizing about Geralt and Reader's future together and what you think it might look like! The fact that you basically came up with a whole story for how they might pick up a kiddo during their travels? HELLO I'M SO FLATTERED 😭❤🙏

I'll be perfectly honest, I'm not much a kid-fic writer, but this scenario is so sweet that I had to write you a little drabble -- see below the cut!

It’s a peaceful winter morning at Corvo Bianco. You’re warm and cozy in your bed, drifting in and out of a dreamy doze with Geralt’s warm naked chest pressed to your back, when you hear the distinct sound of the front door creaking open.

The sound of the door doesn’t disturb you, though. What disturbs you is the loud and slightly-sarcastic voice that follows. “Yoo-hoo. Honey, we’re home.”

A second, deeper voice follows. “Shut the fuck up, Lambert. They might be sleeping.” 

“Not anymore,” Geralt groans, and you know why he’s disgruntled: the voices in the hall have roused the child who was, until moments ago, sleeping soundly in the cot beside the bed. 

He’s awake now, though — awake and starting to fuss. You throw back the blankets and sit up, but Geralt is quicker than you: the child is already in Geralt’s arms, his whimpering quieted to a happy coo as Geralt bounces him gently and pats his diapered bum. 

“See, there you go,” Geralt murmurs soothingly. “Nothing to fuss about. Not until you see Lambert and Eskel’s ugly mugs, at least.”

You tut playfully at him as you put on your dressing gown. “Don’t tell him that they’re ugly. All three of you are perfectly handsome, scars and all. All four of you, I should say,” you add, and you drop a kiss on the baby’s dark-haired head. 

You reach for the door, but before you can open it, Geralt touches your waist. “Hey,” he says. “Where’s mine?”

“Your what?” you say in surprise. 

“My kiss.”

You shoot him a grin, then pop up on your toes and plant a kiss on his bearded cheek. “Apologies, master witcher. How could I have forgotten?”

He smirks and gives your butt a tiny spank, and you grin cheekily at him before opening the bedroom door. “Welcome home, boys!” you say, and you hurry over to kiss Lambert on the cheek. 

“Hey,” he says, with a pat to your back. “So this is the brat, huh?”

Eskel scoffs. “Real nice, asshole.”

“Eskel, language,” you scold.

He grimaces. “Sorry, sorry. Gonna take some getting used to.”  

You smile and kiss him on the cheek before turning to Geralt. “May I?”

“Sure thing,” Geralt says. “All right, Ves, your mom’s got you now.”

Ves burbles happily and reaches for you, and Eskel raises his eyebrows. “Ves? That’s his name?”

“Yeah,” Geralt says. “Short for Vesemir.”

Lambert scoffs and folds his arms. “You guys are soft.” 

“I think it’s a great name,” Eskel says.

You smile at him, then rub Ves’s back. “These are your uncles, little wolf,” you say softly. “Uncle Esky and Uncle Lamby.”

Geralt chuckles and Eskel grins, but Lambert’s expression is surprisingly serious, and his golden witcher’s eyes are on the baby’s face. He studies Ves’s face for a moment, then sighs and shakes his head. “Damn. He got fucked up good, huh?”

He’s referring to the wicked-looking scars on the right side of Ves’s face — long and ragged scratch marks spanning from his forehead down to his jaw: the souvenirs of a terrible wound took Ves’s right eye, but spared his life. 

Eskel grunts. “Yeah, he’s gonna fit right in with us someday.”

“Yes, he will,” you say firmly. “He’s going to be brave and strong like you boys, and just as handsome as all of you. But hopefully with better manners than some,” you say sweetly to Lambert. 

He smirks. “Ah, fuck off.”

“Language,” Eskel and Geralt say.

You laugh, and Lambert’s smirk widens. He rubs the back of his neck, then gestures to you. “Ah, what the hell. I’ll hold the kid.”

You carefully hand him over to Lambert, who holds him rather awkwardly. Ves giggles and pats his face with enthusiasm, and Lambert wrinkles his nose. “Hey, buddy, watch who you’re throwing hands at.”

“He’s got the right idea, throwing hands at you,” Eskel says with a grin. “Here, hand him over.”

“I just got him,” Lambert complains. “Wait your turn.”

Ves burbles happily and tugs on Lambert’s witcher medal. Eskel edges closer and tickles his chubby neck, making him squeal with laughter, and Geralt sidles closer to you and drapes his arm around your shoulders. “Never thought I’d see these two making a fuss over a baby,” he murmurs. 

You smile and wrap your arms around his waist in a loose embrace. In truth, having a baby wasn’t something you had ever expected, either. But if your life with Geralt has proven anything, it’s that the best things can have a way of sneaking up on you when you least expect them. 

[raremasey]

15 questions, 15 friends

thank you my loves, my darlings, my besties for the tag ily @yoursselo @mountttmase @saltyheartnightmare @mountsmase @bluesmason @carlottawllms @waglifeornolife 🫂🩷🥰

1. are you named after anyone? Not that I know of

2. when was the last time you cried? If it counts I was so close to it yesterday after I dropped my laptop on the floor

3. do you have kids? No but would love some in the future

4. what sports do you play/have played? I actually am not a sports girly at all, in high school I was always avoiding the sports class and didn’t want to do much there 😂

5. do you use sarcasm? Sometimes

6. what is the first thing you notice about people? Their eyes, smile, clothing

7. what is your eye color? Green

8. scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings always, I’m not made for scary things no way

9. any talents? Not really but I was good at drawing & painting

10. where were you born? In a small and pretty city in Romania

11. what are your hobbies? I really like reading, football, f1, travelling (even tho I didn’t go in many places 😂)

12. do you have any pets? I do, actually 3. My pretty little babies, 2 dogs and 1 cat 🥹🥰

13. how tall are you? About 1.63m/5.3 feet

14. favorite subject at school? I really liked English and arts

15. dream job? My dream job rn is social media manager but to be a little delulu rn 😂🤭 I would also love to be a fashion designer, fashion editor or blogger and a f1 driver and most and foremost masey’s wifey 🤭🩷

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What's clearly we as women are taking steps back, white black or brown it shouldn't matter the skin tone. We as women need to stand together hand and hand and continue to teach one another and stop church and state from telling us what to do. It begins with us!!! To many ppl have lost their lives fighting for us. Don't let them take their action in vain 🙌🙌🙌🙌//

I agree fully. Skin tone should not matter but due to the history of everything we can simply go blind to the repercussions of what so much hostility and hatred have birth. Colorism exists unfortunately. We can’t claim that we need to all stand together when the very women whose backs were used to push women’s rights are still being overlooked today. Too many Karen’s in the world who would have to change in order for us all to come together and due to their own stupidity, I don’t think it’s going to happen. That of course shouldn’t deter the rest of us from loving one another and showing up for each other. ♥️

In terms of us as women taking stapes back, man oh man, it seems majority of women today think they are showing men that they don’t need them and can do as they please, yet they are still part of the patriarchal system. Women out here fighting other women over worthless ass men, not understanding a certain caliber of men do not tolerate that foolishness let alone will have you fighting over them. We have women doing wifey duties to bf, not husbands and not understanding if he loves and respects you, he’s going to put a ring on your finger BEFORE he has you labeled as baby mama or living with him as a wife with no security. Common laws in various states are limited. “Bitch” is not a term of endearment, especially from a man. But so many love being called that. Women showing everything under the sun, but for the male gaze as sex sells, we’re so much more than that and I fear the implications of the current society to our young girls in the future. A lot of “birds” are leading the pack. It’s crazy how Amber Rose was at the republican convention, I guess they weren’t aware of her “slut walk”, but years ago they would have called her every name in the book, yet Trump used her for his perceived “black” vote, but we don’t claim that chick. 😂

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Creator Spotlight

@topguncortez has something for everyone in her masterlist. I started following her because of Opposite's Attract, which I highly recommend for anyone to read with a cup of coffee on a rainy day.

A Little Q & A:

1: What is your favorite thing you've written or made? Favorite thing i’ve ever made/written has to be all my whumptober fics. That challenge pushed me as a writer a lot. It made me have to plan ahead (which i hate 😂) and it made me think of various situations that were different to the TG timeline. Each story I feel like is different in their own way. There might be some repetitiveness in it, but they aren’t the same from fic to fic.

2: Top 3 favorite creators you want people to check out? top 3 creators: @roosterforme. I absolutely love her “Is it Working For You” series/world she’s got going on. She’s done a good job capturing life both in and out of being with someone in the military. @jupitercometomet: Their AUs have me in a chokehold. I love the worlds that they have created between their characters and how she’s perfectly fit them all inside one another. @a-reader-and-a-writer: Vee does an amazing job with angst, like oh my god. she spends time on her fics and you can tell. The detail that she puts in each one is just amazing.

3: An idea you have for a future work that people should look out for?An idea on the horizon? Well shit yeah I got tons of ideas but that’s the ADHD talking 😂. I gotta say my next big projects are introducing Bob, Phoenix and their partners into the Opposites Attract universe and finishing the fourth installment of the OG story with Jake and Shy Wifey. I have also finished editing Bad Medicine and I have the rest of that to post. Night Moves (my Bradley fic) I almost done so I gotta get that posted. And there may or may not be a new Jake series sitting in the drafts 👀👀

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Donnie's Birthday Special! (Pt. 1)

Hello, everyone! This is my first ever fanfic on Tumblr, so I hope you all like it! Since today is my birthday and Donnie's on the 22nd, I decided to make a birthday fanfic for Donnie with my OC!

I'm writing this in parts because I don't know the limit for posts on here, so just to warn you all this story is long. 😂

If any of you wanna be tagged, tell me and I will add you to my future posts!

Anyways, here's your Donatello's Mocha Cocktail!

Aurora was stressed. Beyond stressed and guilty.

Today was Donnie's birthday and she has completely forgotten about it; so caught up with work that she had forgotten the most important day for her man. Mikey called her, asking about what her plans were for her beloved's birthday. 

"I thought it was tomorrow!" She claimed, British accent at full volume, as she quickly placed the business papers in an organized form. She's a vice manager and assistant for Lily's clothing company that used to run by her mother. After Lily's mother went to jail for her crimes, Lily was now the new store owner of the most popular clothing brand in New York City: Lily's Boutique. 

Tabitha was no longer working at Rick's Cabaret and worked for Lily as the consultant on three floors. There's six floors in total and extra four floors for privacy reasons.

Serenity has now finished her college courses in fashion design and she runs in the back, making sure the quality of said clothing was worth its value. 

Lily was no longer living in the mansion suite apartment with her mother. She asked constructionists to make an extra four floors to her new improved boutique; the building now has four women living with their husbands peacefully. 

Well, Aurora was not feeling the peace at the moment.

"Dang, girl, you're just like Donnie. He completely forgot today was his birthday! How can you forget the day you were born?" Mikey exaggerates through the phone's speaker as the strawberry blonde woman was scrounging around her and Donnie's shared closet. Aurora was lucky enough to buy Donnie something beforehand. She planned ahead just in case she ends up forgetting due to her workload.

At least I have that going for me, she thought as she pulled out the gift wrapped in purple paper. It was hard finding something for someone who literally has every tool in the whole world. But, luckily for her, his metal grinder burned out on him. He investigated it, the fuse burned and had to either replace the fuse or find another grinder. He couldn't find both in the junkyard or in any dumpster. He even thought about building one, but Aurora talked him out of it due to putting too much workload on himself. Now he was not able to finish some of his work.

Well, not until today. 

Wifey coming to the rescue!

But the grinder wasn't the only gift Donnie will be receiving. 

With a shuddered sigh, she went towards the very back of the closet and found a white box that had Donnie's other gift. Her and Donnie's haven't been intimate in weeks due to their work schedule. Aurora getting ready for the soon Black Friday sales while Donnie working on inventions for their coming up missions. 

And tonight was the night that streak would end.

"We are both workaholics, Mikey. It wasn't our intention to forget, I promise." Aurora said as she took hold of the purple wrapped gift, keys, and started heading out of the apartment suite. "I'm heading to the sewers now. Just hang in there."

"No problemo, Mrs. Einstein. Donnie will not be bored when Mikey's around!" She laughed at his antics and said her goodbyes, hanging up and placing her phone in her pocket.

Aurora shook her head as she pressed the button to the elevator, down the main floor and into the back of the store. When she opened the back door, there's nothing but a very high protected fence. She shut the door behind her as she walked down a few steps and there she stood, the cover that leads to the sewers. Lily planned everything out when she made the renovations to her boutique. She wants to be close to her work place while Leo will be close to the sewers, where his father lives.

All of them want to be close to the sewers, especially Donnie and Leo. It's hard for Donnie to move his electrical stuff towards the new apartment, so it's just best to leave everything there and have the lair as their secret base and family get-together spot. 

Now everyone's happy with the way things turned out.

Hopefully Donnie wouldn't mind the second gift she prepared for him. Whatever he wants, he gets. 

She just hopes he has the mental capacity to handle the surprise.  

When Aurora arrived at the lair, cheers and laughter was all she heard. The woman can't help but smile as she saw her beloved talking to his brothers with a smile. Those hazel eyes gleamed as Mikey made a joke and Donnie couldn't help but laugh, making him do his little snorts. 

The woman can't help but admire him. She remembers Donnie all shy and not really wanting to speak to her at the time. She really couldn't blame him, considering where she used to work at the time. But things have changed and so does one's thought process. 

Never in her life had she ever been this lucky.

Donnie could feel eyes on him and he looked towards the entrance, his eyes gleamed even more when he saw her. He spoke to his brothers for a second and started heading towards her way. 

Aurora can't help but to laugh at his eager jog as she quickly placed down his gift and wrapped her arms around his neck when he picked her up and spun them both. 

No matter how old they are and far in the marriage, Donnie still greets her the way he used to back when they were only a couple. And her heart melted at that.

Donnie held her like she was his life line: his snout buried in her neck and brunette hair, hands taking hold of her waist and back as her legs wrapped around his hips. 

He let out a content sigh as he looked into her brown eyes with a warm smile. "Mon chéri, I'm glad you made it." French for 'my dear' left his lips almost breathlessly.

"I will never miss my husband's special day." She says as he placed her down on her two feet. "Let's enjoy ourselves, shall we?" 

Minutes become hours as Donnie's birthday bash lit up the lair. After some party games and eating pizza, it was now time for presents. Lily leaned against Leo on the couch as he had his arm around her, Tabitha on Raph's lap, and Serenity laying against Mikey's chest on the floor. Splinter sat on one of the arm chairs. Even at his old age, he's still thriving like usual. The rat was at peace knowing his son's are living their life with the ones they love.

Aurora sat next to Donnie as he took hold of a purple bag with white tissue paper. He opened it and laughed out loud. There's a coffee mug that says, "There's a difference between book smarts and common sense."

Serenity smiled. "I saw the mug and thought of you. The other ones are either women mugs, so I don't think you would like to have pink."

Mikey was about to say something before Serenity stopped him, "And no, honey, Donnie will not like that kitty mug with the ears. It will poke his eyes out!"

"He's already blind as is! Don't wanna make it worse." Tabitha snickered, her Southern accent was known as soon as she spoke. 

Donnie laid his head back against the couch as he tried to hold in his laugh. "I'm glad to know that I am half blind by my family, even though I've been like this for twenty-four years!" 

Everyone laughed as Splinter shook his head with a chuckle. 

Donnie thanked Serenity and Mikey for the gift and went to the next one. This one was a card in a purple envelope with a beautiful white ribbon, to seal it was a wax seal. "Geez, that envelope is too pretty to be opened."

"I hope I didn't go overboard." Lily says as she moves her pale, white hair behind her ear. "I thought the envelope was too plain, so I decorated it. I hope it's okay!"

"N-No! I love it, really! I'm just surprised how pretty it is!" The purple clad turtle exclaimed, trying to make the Japanese woman feel better. The said woman sighed in relief, the poor woman never done anything like this so it was to be expected. Leo kissed Lily's forehead and she soon melted into his touch.

Donnie carefully untied the string and the wax seal, then gasped as he took out the card inside. "Holy cow, a gift card to Piccola Cucina!" 

The others looked confused except for Lily, Aurora and Donnie. "It's a gift card to an Italian restaurant." 

A chorus of "oh"s filled the living room as Donnie shook his head. "You guys don't know delicious food." 

"It's called 'expensive'." Raph says as Tabitha shook her head. "It's not that we don't know, we just can't afford it." 

Lily looked towards Tabitha. "Am I not paying you enough?" Leo looked at Raphael with warning.

"Oh, Raphael, don't say stuff like that! Now you made Lily think I'm not getting paid enough." Tabitha playfully hit Raph's chest as she looked towards her boss and best friend. "You're fine, sweetheart. Don't listen to Raph, he's saying that to cover up his lack of knowledge of certain restaurants." 

Lily sighed in relief once again. "I don't understand Americans." She says in Japanese as Leo laughed out loud. The woman's innocence will be the death of her. Good thing Leo was there to protect her, even though she could defend herself. He failed once, and he won't do it again.

"Anyways, thank you Lily and Leo!" Donnie says as he placed the card back in the envelope. "So, who's next?"

Donnie's Birthday Special! (Pt. 2)

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