#g talks - noni

[decayandfanfics]

Hii idk if it's late but I wanna talk about your Gyutaro blood-song scenario, (sorry about my grammar or any errors tho I'm not native speaker 😭) and I think it's well written and accurate, I also re-read kny fanbook for Gyu and Daki part, it's make me like your work even more, like Gyu finding me obsessed with him is pathetic? YES HE DOES in fanbook he find Daki love, clingy to him and being crybaby when he's not around is cute (he also like to spoiled her btw) after he becomes demon his mind might change a little bit, meaner, sadistic n jealousy he don't really believe someone could love him (daki is his family so it's reasonable) so he can't fully trust reader, think they might teasing him or if they really mean it he's still enjoy seeing them being pathetic, craving for his attention, and I live for meanie Gyutaro🤧 (why it's turn out to be this long, the point is I wanna tell you that your scenario is a MASTERPIECE and underrated, if you have time or motivation I really hope you to write more about him thank you so much for your work!!💘)

first of all: i am not a native english speaker either so we go down together <3

Second: thanks noni this is a really nice message <3

That fanfic was the result of a little challenge between me and my good friend @peachesandmilktea to see if we could write a Gyutaro piece in x amount of time (you should check hers too! is really good!) As we wrote, she told me that one of the things she did to characterize better was to base character interactions with reader on canon interactions with other characters. (which i think it's a really good advice) So, i figured Gyutaro does 2 things in canon: he project his inferiority complex on Tanjiro calling him out on his failing to protect Nezuko because he feels he couldn't protect Ume; and also enjoys the banter because he is miserable himself so he takes the guilt on others.

Blood-song is basically just Gyutaro being mean because he is the pathetic one. He's the one who cannot stop stalking his darling, he's the one who feels alone and is jealous and despite all his power, he cannot kill her neither keep her safe. He punish her because he cannot escape whatever he feels. Or at least that was the idea!

Anyway! thanks for your kind words noni! i'm glad you liked the fic considering english is not my language either, we do what we can really! and you are right! i do hope to get more inspo to write more about him! since i have a particular liking for cryptid men and feral boys!

[collectmytears]

Noni is adorable

[b1mbodoll]

also been thinking abt yunjin 💭💭💭 shes so pretty she probably looks even prettier when giving head T_____T groaning into your pussy bcs u taste sooo good and all this talk about being milked is making me lose my mind a lil !!! cause she would (tell me if this is not a okay subject for you!!!!!!!!!!) LOVE sucking on your pregnancy tiddies and tasting all your breast milk while she strokes her (g!p) thinking abt how she just wants to get you pregnant again and again if you'll keep producing such good milk for her ♡ probably cums on your pussy and eats you out again so you'll be "cleaned up" <333333

love 🎀 anonie!

pairings: huh yunjin x f! reader

warnings: oral + g!p + creampies + breeding + overstimulation + pregnancy + lactation

💌: god nonie i love u to pieces ur brain words fucking wonders this is my fave thing ever aghh im gonna kissyou

“stop squirming, princess.” yunjin’s voice is distant. she’s fucked you with her tongue to the point where it dont even feel like you’re in your body anymore, and it has you convinced your girlfriend’s tongue is a gateway to heaven.

“god, you taste good.” she hums, curling her fingers inside of you, making you lurch forward as a high pitched whine is ripped from you, clit throbbing from the overstimulation.

she pulls her drenched fingers from your hole before aligning her length with your entrance, using the moisture as lube to jerk her stiff cock at a sloppy pace just outside of your cunt, too desperate to maintain a steady one.

“‘m gonna knock you up.” she promises, sliding just the thick head of her dick inside as one of her hands palms your tit, pulling at your sensitive nipple. the pain makes you jolt, pussy trying to suck her in while you grab at her wrist in an attempt to stop the assault on your breasts.

“yunjin — hah — stop..hurts” you whined, already close to cumming. you both know that you don’t want her to stop and not bothering to use your safeword is enough of a reason for her to continue, pushes her dick inside with one thrust, the tightness too much for her to bear. “i know it hurts baby, but you like it, yeah? you’re a nasty little thing that’s why you like when i hurt you n use you like a fucktoy, right baby?”

there was something so sexy about yunjin’s dirty talk. maybe it was because your girlfriend is usually such a sweetheart but the second she’s balls deep in your cunt she can’t help her mean words and even meaner actions.

the pleasure is mindnumbing, making you unable to focus on anything but her dick fucking into you, the thick veins look delicious covered in your cream and you can’t look away, your mouth hanging open as you focus on her cock disappearing inside your stretched pussy.

“look at you, angel” she tells you, “look so pretty f’me bet you’ll look even better carryin’ my kid.” yunjin moans at the thought, pressing deeper inside, her only goal to fuck a baby into you. “can’t wait til your tits fill up with my milk, need to taste it so bad.” her eyes have rolled into the back of her skull now, mindless groans escaping her every now and then.

“give it to me” you were delirious, too fucked out to process the words as they left your mouth. “gimme a baby, yunjin, need it so bad. wanna make you a mommy ‘nd have you milk me,” her thrusts speed up, becoming harsh and uncoordinated. “you’ll help me right, yunie?” you’re such a goddamn tease it makes her want to wipe the faux pout off your lips.

“yeah baby, i’ll help. gonna milk you like a fucking cow ‘nd plug you full of cum like my breeding bitch.” she snarks, her balls slapping your ass with every push of her hips.

whines and mewls are your only response, too cockdrunk to form a coherent sentence as you approach your orgasm.

your walls clamp around her dick in a vice grip as you cream around her and the sensation is enough to make her blow her load, bucking her hips haphazardly as she empties her balls deep inside.

“good girl, good fuckin’ girl” she moans, the praise combined with the thick ropes spilling inside makes you squeal, wrapping your legs around her to keep every drop of cum inside, neither of you wanting to waste her potent seed.

even after filling you up yunjin is insatiable, continues to slowly grind her hips into yours as she kisses you softly.

she won’t be done until she’s shooting blanks or passes out, whichever happens first.

[seiwas]

JJK top 5 GO!

NONIE 😮‍💨🏃‍♀️😥

g..o…j…o……….. (sigh)

nanami (i love me a dependable man 🤧 and his hands… god his hands …. 😭)

megumi (my baby 🥺 he was my first love !! even before that blindfolded sundae head 🤧 there’s just smth abt him !!! that’s so !!! devoted i think … and pretty)

yuuji (my golden boy oh my goodness !!! literally the kiri of jjk !!! my everything boy !!!! he must be protected !!!)

shoko / utahime (i love them both omg i cant choose ! i think both care deeply in diff ways 🥺 and i wish they had more screentime gRRRRRRR)

i also rlly like choso!!!! i love his character development omg and his tandem w yuuji sososoosmuch i think i am 🤏🏻 this close to being a choso fucker 😭 roma ( @kentoangel ) will probably convert me into one soon 🤧

what about you nonie?? who are ur faves?? 🤧

send me ur top 5 from any anime !! let’s talk abt them !! 🥺

[thealmightyemprex]

Disney Review Request Princess and the Frog

Requested by @themousefromfantasyland who wanted me to discuss Princess and the FRog ,the PRincess film that isnt really talked about and why it is a bit under the radar ....And yeah I wanna talk about that too .See I remember the HYPE for this film :It was Disney going back to their roots ,a princess fairy tale musical in beautiful 2D animation by Ron Clements and John Musker AKA the best directors Disney has ever had ,this was it ,this was going to bring back Disney for a modern age.....And it did fine ,not the game changer Disney was hoping for and as a result instead of bring back Disney 2D after a long hiatus,it was more of a swan song befor one last gasp in the form of Winnie the Pooh .I also saw the film in the theaters right when Disney had kind of become an obsession and for a few years it was the fave movie of my lil sibling.....Till Frozen came out .Also spoilers ahead

The plot of this 2009 film concerns a waitress named Tiana (Anika Noni Rose) who dreams of opening her own restraunt ,and meets Naveen(Bruno Campos) a selfish Prince who has been turned into a frog in a scheme by the evil Dr Facilier (Kieth David ) ,and going by the Frog Prince fairy tale ,Naveen convinces Tiana to kiss him in exchange for enough money to pay for her restraunt .....Only for her to turn into a frog as well ,and the two set off on an adventure to find a way to make them human

This is a film I wish I loved ,cause there is a lot to love .The animation is beautiful ,and everytime I watch it I get a little sad cause 2D has been completly taken over by CG ,at least in America .I like the side characters .Louis the Trumpet playing gator while not having a lot to do is brilliantly animated by Eric Goldberg and played masterfully by Michael Leon Wooley (THough I will confess ,since I found out he played Audrey II in the Broadway version of Little Shop of Horrors ,I keep expecting him to go "Feeeeeddd Meeeee" ).I ADORE Mama Odie ,a 197 year old blind voodoo priestess .She is kind of a deceptively goofy yet wise character which is an archetype I love and Jennifer Lewis gives it her all ,I had no idea the actress was only in her 50's she convinced me she was much older . I think my favorite character might be Tianas friend Charlotte ,a rich girl obsessed with marrying a prince ,she is just so energetic and funny and I love that she genuinely cares about Tiana .Ray the firefly is a character I thought I wouldnt like when the film was being advertised and I confess I dont like his design .....But he is actually the heart of the film ,Jim Cummings givers a great performance ,I love his sub plot about being in love with a star ,Evangeline ,and I remember how shocking it was that Ray DIES .At the end of the film Dr Facilier KILLS him ,and I remeber the audience gasped in the theater .Now I have seen people who either think Rays death is emotionally powerful or straight up silly ,for me....Im a big ball of emotion ,so when that second star eppears next to the wishing star meaning Ray is finally with Evangeline ......I tear up

I really love Naveen as a character ,a disinherited playboy who loves jazz and his arc and romance with Tiana is good.I also just adore the setting ,I think 1920's New Orleans is the perfect place for a 20th century fairy tale (Wish they used it better but I will get into that ).I also love the use of jazz music and speaking about the music lets talk about the songs by Randy Newman .Now I am not a big Newman fan but I think the songs are really good though some are just OK and I am gonna talk about them from my least favorite to my most favorite

8.Never Knew I needed-the obligatory end credits pop song that is good ,but I dont love it ,I kind of forgot this one existed

7.When We're Human-Sung by Tiana,Naveen and Louis Its cute but kind of meh for me

6.Gonna Take You There-Sung by Ray and his Firefly family ,its just OK

5.Down in New Orleans(All versions)-I actually really like this song ,its a good opener and closer

4.Almost There:Tianas song that is really damn good, Anika Noni Rose does a fantastic job ,I think it is also my third favorite song animation wise ....I just like three other songs better

3.Ma Belle Evangeline -One of the most underrated love songs in Disney ,I think the sequence is beautiful(One of my favorite scenes in the film honestly ) and Jim Cumming really shows off his singing skills

2.Dig A Little Deeper :Mama Odies song and its just got a good message while also be8ing a ton of fun and Jennifer Lewis just sells it .I got a weakness for Gospel style numbers

1.Friends on the Other Side-OK I have opinions that are unpopular about Doctor Facilier but I will give him this ,he has one of the BEST Villain songs in Disney .Kieth David really shows off his amazing singing skills here,the animation is perfect ,I like how it builds up to being completely insane ,its fun ,its creepy ,its just a great villain song.....With a perfect reprise ,but I'll talk about that later

I'll talk about Tiana later ,so lets go into what I think is the flaws/things I am kind of meh about/thing that almost work but dont but-...*Sigh* lets just get into it

In the meh category ....The use of celeb voices here are weird.Like usually you get a big star to play the main character or the sidekick or the villain.....But aside from getting the great character actor Kieth David to play the villain,which I get but the other three BIG STARs play supporting characters.Now I kind of get Terrance Howard and Oparah Winfrey for the parents but...I'm just gonna say it ,why is JOHN GOODMAN IN THIS FILM ??I love John Goodman ,dont get me wrong ,and yeah he is a plot point, (FAcilier wants to kill him and gain his wealth ) but he doesnt do much so I am always distracted when I hear Goodmans voice

Annnnnnddd lets get to the part that I think might get me some flack....Lets talk about my issues,AND what I like about Dr Facilier .I KNOW this guy is super beloved he is the part of the movie people REALLY like....And I'm sorry I got problems with him .I'll start with what I like :His design is great ,evoking classic DIsney villains like Captain Hook ,his villain song like I said is marvelous ,I like his evil plan to take over New Orleans and feed all the inhabitants souls to his Friends on the Other Side ,he's got menace to him,I love the fact his shadow is alive .he is played by one of my favorite actors Kieth David who delivers a phenominal vocal performance and I like that beneath his cool facade he is actually a desperate and terrified dude when it comes to his otherworldly buddies ......But while he is made of cool parts ,they emphisize his greed ,his motive is he wants money and power ......Thats boring and it doesnt really vibe with "Im going to let spirits devour New Orleans " .The other is he is more plot villain and not a good foil to the heroes . He has no connection with Tiana really ,they only have one scene together and she apparently knows who he is but thats never explained .I say to make him a better villain

1.Emphisize his back story that he was someone who used magic to fufill his desires the easy way ,and his desperation to pay off his debt is his motive

2.Have him pursue the heroes ,and tempt the heroes.

I wll say he is a fun character ,I just wish he was great .....Oh his death scene is AMAZING and TERRIFYING though, dragged to the spirit world by his own shadow as his own villain song is sung by monstrus spirits ,that was such a jaw dropping scene in the theater ,possibly my favorite Disney villain death

As for things in the I dont like section.....The film begins strong,and ends strong too.....But that middle section in the bayou is just kind of dull.Up to Ma Belle Evangiline that whole part of the film just drags ,including these three minor bad guys that dont add anything ,theres some terrible jokes ,and two of the songs dont do it for me .Humor in general is hit and miss .Oh I almost forgot ,Lawrence is one of the most forgettable villain sidekicks in Disney,I kind of forget he is in the movie

Well Question time

1 - What do you think about Tiana as a character?

I like Tiana ,I think she is a good protagonist ,Anika Noni Rose soes a good performance ,I find her likeable and I like her romance with Naveen.

2 - Do you think this movie would be better if Tiana didn't turn into a frog, or if the frogs journeyed through New Orleans more inteastad of the bayou?

Yeah I wouldve preferred mor human Tiana,and while I like swampy settings ,I wanted more in New Orleans .

3 - Is this movie good, bad, or just watchable?

Its... on the good end of Watchable .I dont return to it a bunch it has flaws ...But its got its good stuff in it .I dunno I always go in wanting it to be better then it is

Overall it almost works but it feels undercooked ,but I still reccomend it .If best is A+ this is about a B

@ariel-seagull-wings @princesssarisa @filmcityworld1 @the-blue-fairie @angelixgutz @amalthea9@goodanswerfoxmonster

[xjoonchildx]

Girl, I dropped in to talk about Master's regalia being too expensive when I got it - just to see some delulus are out here showing up to THAT MAN'S HOUSE?!?!

🥴 homegirl would've been pepper sprayed if it was me. It would've been ON SIGHT with a marriage certificate! Like, huh?

- 🎓 Nonie

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M A R R I A G E C E R T I F I C A T E ❗

give me the dateline. give me the 48 hours. give me every true crime long-format documentary style show on this because i want to hear from every person in this woman's life who stood by and let her descend into madness like this.

girl. what. happened. to. you?

she's lucky as hell tae didn't pepper spray her or worse. or bodyguards who could have done the strong-arming for him.

in other news YES TO MASTERS REGALIA. we love this trajectory of success for you 💅🏼

[mxbbadperson]

"Neon-chan, why do I have to be naked under my DGP jacket?" Keiwa questioned as he stripped naked in front of the youtuber.

"Because its hot?" Neon offered with a grin.

"How is me being tied up, nude under my jacket, hot?" Keiwa adjusted his jacket in a way that he's comfortable while wearing it.

"Trust me, it's hot." Neon grinned as she climbed on top of the bed and beckoned for Keiwa to lie on the bed.

"Fine, I'll take your word for it."

Keiwa lied on the bed as Neon worked on fastening Keiwa's limbs to the restraints on the bed's headboard and foot rest. She then placed a blindfold on him before she started attacking his mouth with her's.

A few moments passed, Keiwa's jacket has been undone exposing his toned torso as Neon played with his nipples.

Ace then walked inside the Desire Salon and went straight to the bed where Neon was playing with Keiwa and the undefeated champion began caressing the still-clothed sex organ under Keiwa's trousers.

"A-aaah, i-is that Ace?" Keiwa managed to moan.

"Nuh-uh, no talking."

Neon stopped Keiwa from talking any further by blocking his mouth with hers.

Ace gave a smirk as he began to feel the member harden under his touch.

"I don't want to have to gag you." Neon grinned as she flicked his nipple garnerning a whimpered moan from the restrained man.

More time passed and Keiwa's trousers were on his ankles with his jacket fully open exposing his entire body.

Without as much of a warning, Ace rode Keiwa's Rider Mashin then began moving his hips in any direction.

Keiwa's only response was to moan, moan, and moan. He frankly did not care who was riding him but it just felt good.

"Keiwa-kun, please lick me down there."

After that simple request, Neon mounted Keiwa's head as she grinded her hips against Keiwa's tongue and mouth.

A few moments passed, and Sara went inside the Desire Salon, naked save for the strap-on she's wearing. She immediately stood between Ace and Neon and gestured for them to suck her potruding dildo, which the both of them obliged.

After some time, Sara went behind Ace, and began prepping her dildo with her own saliva before she primed Keiwa's entrance with her saliva-coated fingers.

"Wha- what's going on? Nee-chan?"

"Keiwa-kun, stop talking and continue licking." Neon huffed from the interrupted pleasure.

As soon as Keiwa's backside has been properly lubed, she easily inserted her dildo inside Keiwa's entrance and began to thrust her hips, illiiciting a moan from her brother.

Sara wasn't done, from behind Ace, who was riding Keiwa like a Rider Mashin, she grabbed hold of Ace's own Rider Mashin, and stroked it.

Ace tried his best not to moan but the pleasure was too much that started moaning.

To silence the star, Sara locked lips with Ace but she continued stroking his already hard organ.

Neon got a great idea before she bent over and placed Ace's hardened Mashin inside her mouth bobbing her head.

Sara's hands found a new location in Ace's nipples and played with them.

After a lot of moments.

"I'm g-gonna-!" Keiwa yelled.

"M-me too!" Ace confirmed.

Sara and Neon immediately dismounted themselves from Keiwa and helped Ace dislodge himself from Keiwa's Rider Mashin just in time for the both of them to release their bodily fluids from their respective Mashins all over Keiwa's body.

Neon removed Keiwa's blindfold.

"That was wild." Keiwa commented.

"No kidding" Ace nodded.

Everyone smiled at each other as they all panted for breath.

...i'm sorry, nony, but at this point you can say dick. it's ok!

addition: and while i do like the phrase rider mashin, i'm not sure if you intend it to be funny??

[rosenallies]

Since you said it was okay I’m going to hesitantly ask for a sick verse prompt featuring Nat’s friend (who you can name whatever you want). She stays with Nat and her parents a lot and it’s obvious that she isn’t really being parented at home. So when she shows constant not safe behaviors, they sit down and talk to her about it

Since this is fresh on my mind rn <3333ty for sending this in <e

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“What do you think of Nat’s friend?” Gia wondered aloud, leaning against the counter next to where Kendall did the lunch dishes. He glanced out the window at Natalie and her friend, Jane, outside. Natalie spun and twirled in her princess dress Synthia sewed for her, careful and graceful while her friend in the same dress tumbled around in the grass, staining her knees and palms.

“She’s,” Kendall hesitated, “I don’t think she has very good adults at home.”

“She spends a lot of time here and no one ever really calls for her. I’m not sure they even notice or care she’s gone half the time.”

“She’s a sweet kid, and she’s a great friend to Natalie. She just makes me nervous sometimes. Did you see the way she was jumping off the playground when we took them to the park last week?”

“Yeah, I-shit,” Gia stopped, eyes widening as they noticed from outside the window, Jane come crashing down from where she had tried to climb up the fence.

They ran outside, Kendall following.

“Are you okay?” Kendall asked, rushing to her side, Natalie and Gia behind him.

She brushed the dirt off her skin and nodded. “I’m fine,” she said, though her eyes were filled with tears and her lip wobbled.

Kendall tutted softly.”Oh honey, come on, let’s get you inside and cleaned up.”

Natalie helped her friend in and sat with her on the couch while Gia and Kendall gathered first aide supplies.

When they came back in, Jane was now crying, holding tightly onto Natalie’s hand as their daughter rubbed her back, eyebrows pulled together with concern. “Daddy, Noni, I think Jane is hurt really bad.”

Jane shook her head. “N-no, I-I don’t w-want to g-get in t-trouble. I-I didn’t mean to fall. P-please d-don’t be upset.”

Gia and Kendall shared a look, one of sympathy and shock at how she could think she was in trouble for getting hurt. Sure, she was a hit rough around the edges sometimes, but they could never fault a kid for falling while playing outside. Gia vividly remembers their childhood of scraped knees and palms from being all over the place, the only difference was they had a mom who cooed over them and kissed their every boo boo every single time.

“You aren’t in trouble at all, honey. We just wanted to make sure you’re being safe, okay?” Kendall said, cleaning her scrape with a cotton pad before putting a big Barbie band aid on it.

“We love having you here, you’re such a good friend to Nat, we just don’t want to see you get hurt. Do you think you can be a bit more careful? Do your mommy and daddy let you play like that?”

Jane shrugged, her gaze glued to a spot in front of them on the carpet. “Daddy’s never home and sometimes mommy isn’t either. I play by myself a lot and when I fall, I have to take care of it myself.”

“Honey, you should have a grown up with you all the time. Does anybody else come take care of you?”

She shook her head silently.

“Sweetheart, you can stay with us whenever you need to, okay? If your mommy and daddy aren’t home or aren’t paying attention to you, you can call us, I’m gonna write down our phone number in one of your school notebooks.”

“Okay,” she replied quietly, looking to both Gia and Kendall, “but what if Natalie’s dada doesn’t feel good? She says sometimes he feels sick and no one can come over.”

Gia stroked the top of her head. “Don’t worry about it, kiddo. Do you want to stay over tonight? You and Nat can pick out a movie and we’ll get pizza and popcorn?”

Her and Natalie shared a look of mischief. “Can we watch the Barbie movies, please?!”

Both Gia and Kendall swallowed down their inner groans of protest in favor of warm smiles, and agreements.

While the girls made forts on the living room floor, Gia followed Kendall back to the kitchen. “Who could neglect a child like that?” Gia wondered aloud, heart warm watching the girls.

“I don’t know but she can stay here as long as she needs to,” he sighed, “do you want to get get Synthia up while I order pizza? No matter how he feels he’s gonna want to join in on movie night. He knows all the Barbie songs the best anyway.”

“Yeah,” they leaned up and kissed his cheek, “we made the right decision. We’re doing what we can for now.”

“I know,” Kendall replied quietly, smiling softly as he watched the girls place blankets over chairs and huddle underneath them. “She brings out the best in Nat, I’m so glad she has such a good friend. The least we could do is make sure she’s safe and protected.”

[raichoose-gone]

Send ‘Would you kindly’ and a command and my muse has to obey. - Accepting 

@mothermeta​ asked: "would you kindly" return to ultra space, to ME, guzma? (coming for your throat, ann)

He’s terrified. Though once seeing Lusamine as a much-needed parental figure, she no longer fills such a role for him - now, she’s a former acquaintance at best.

Needless to say, as she is now - possessed by one of those cursed Ultra Beasts - their relationship can only be at it’s worst, and Guzma feels just as afraid of his “mother” as he’d been of his biological father.

“I - What the - No! Go away!” he yells, panic and terror growing as he feels his legs moving against his will. “The fuck did you do to me -” 

Guzma scans the room, eyes moving wildly in their sockets as he tries to find the Nihilego he knows has to be trying to possess him as well. 

“I don’t want to go back to Ultra Space! I don’t want to go anywhere with you!”

// Thank you! Please ask before continuing.

[lunavadash-creates]

Hiya! Could I ask for The Kenways ™ and Shay (and maybe Altair because he is your favourite?) bed headcanons - nsfw if it's okay with you?

NSFW? On this holy blog? With pleasure my dear Nonie Bwahahaha

Edward:

He is a fan of quickies

He goes down to business really quick

100% ass man

Favourite positions are: doggy style & reverse cowgirl

He loves to give you hints about what he wants by touching your butt in different ways. Sometimes he gives you a light spank, a pinch or if he’s in a mood for long, passionate sex, he grabs a handful of your ass and pulls you closer for a kiss

He always makes sure you are in the mood, if you say no, he may be a bit grumpy but will accept it with no other words

He likes to tease you, especially walk around you half-naked, as he knows how much you love all his tattoos

To be honest I see him with some average dick but it’s actually nice and curvy, perfect for hitting the g-spot

He isn’t a fan of toys; he believes that if a man can’t please his woman he is no man at all

He will eat you like a starving man

He can and will tie your hands. Not too tight though, because he likes when you free yourself and scratch his back during the act

He prefers when sex is rougher but he also can do vanilla

Haytham:

Well he is a one kinky bastard

He gives a good foreplay

He has a whole arsenal of toys and he won’t hesitate to use them on you

He loves to make you scream from pleasure and beg for release

He will pleasure you in ways you had no idea existed

Tying you to the bed, some spanking, nipple play, eating you out like his last meal - he’s in for all

When he’s exhausted, upset or generally irritated he wants to relieve his stress on you but he tries really hard to never cross the border you two set

Probably asks you to have a safe password so he knows when to stop

Fave position? You on your knees in between his legs

He likes to praise you like a good girl you are

He is so possessive but he won’t let it show. Instead, when you’re alone he will talk dirty to you until you get all wet and horny for him and then he will fuck you in every corer of fort arsenal

He has a fantasy of taking you in front of other templars

But he won't because then they would saw you in your most vulnerable state - on he is allowed to see you like that

Connor:

Okay he is vanilla

I can’t imagine him any other way I’m sorry ;;

Connor is all for consent

For him sex is something more than just a pleasure, it’s a moment when you become one when your souls connect and you can just drown in each other

He doesn’t have a favourite position but he wants to look at your face, straight into your times at all times

At first, he is a bit shy and afraid of hurting you because he is inexperienced. And if he is your first he will be extra careful

He is all for foreplay because he wants you to feel good at all times

Aftercare king. He will do everything for you, making sure you are well and nothing hurts you. And he will ask you like million times if he was good enough

He is quite focused and quiet during the act

He never asked you to take the initiative or pleasure him in different ways but if you decided to do so he would be so embarrassed

If you decided to suck him he would actually moan and groan but tried to cover his mouth because it’s so weird to make sounds like this but at the same time he is melting under your sensual touch

Toys, shaming, tying, swearing, spanking - all of those are a no-no for him

Shay:

He has so much experience

Like so many ladies from all around the world including nuns

Anyway, he knows what he wants, how to pleasure a woman and he knows his sexuality quite well. He is aware of what turns him on and off

He will encourage you to try new things whether it’s a new toy, position or any other thing

He is into sexy outfits which he can slowly take off you while admiring and praising your body

His favourite body part? Your breasts. Especially when he can move in between them or then they bounce while you ride him

Favourite position? Cowgirl

He will take care of you before and after the act, he is quite decent at it but tbh sometimes his foreplay is too quick and sometimes he is too tired after to move

He tends to fall asleep right after, especially if you make love in the late evening

He has a fantasy of taking you in front of the steering wheel of Morrigan

He is possessive. No one can touch you or look too long at you. He gets jealous and sometimes likes to remind you who do you belong to

To him obviously

He thought that he knows everything about sex but with you, he found out how much he still lacks

Altair:

For him, sex is the most physical aspect of love

He used to love and had sex before but after his beloved died he never shared a bed with anyone

With you it’s different. He tries his best and always put your pleasure as his top priority

He makes sure you are comfortable even if you are about to make love at the top of the tower in Jerusalem

He doesn’t have sex, he doesn’t fuck. He literally makes love because it means so much to him being loved and being able to love again

He will always worship you and your body

Always tells you how much he loves and adores you

Love language? Touch

He loves kissing you and keeping you close

If you are eager to explore kinks/toys he will do it with you but he won’t do anything hurting or degrading. He loves you too much to do such a thing to you

He will take care for you and even if he needs to go right after he will at least make sure you are alright

[aliendes]

BTS reaction to degradation (NSFW) 18+

BTS reaction to dirty talk/degradation 

From this ask: hi! found your blog today & i'm enjoying it so far, saw you were taking requests so i thought i'd send one, could we get a reaction to their gf being into degradation? or, if you're not comfortable with that, could we get what kind of dirty talk each of the boys would be into doing? either one would make me happy!

A/N: Hi nonie! Thank you for your request. I mixed your two requests into one, that way all the boys can have different prompts/kinks. Some of them are into degradation, some are just dirty talk. Jungkook’s is smutty, but it’s really sweet and turns really vanilla lol oops. Let me know what you think! Enjoy.

Warnings: smut, unprotected sex, degradation, dirty talk, fingering, oral (m&f receiving), rough sex, spanking, slight bdsm themes i suppose, sir kink/master kink, slight humiliation but i’m not good at it so oof, marking, voyeurism, um exhibitionism because Taehyung’s got spicy again 🤦🏻 aftercare because duh. 

Word count: 3.7k ~

Seokjin really isn’t into degradation in the bedroom, but he has definitely given into his kinkier side with his dirty talk. Something he has been into lately, is tying you up or handcuffing you to the bed while he teases you. Because of his sweet and caring nature, he’s never been one to take things too far, and you love that about him.

Tonight, he has you cuffed to his metal bed frame, completely naked and spread out in front of him. He’s still fully clothed, slotted between your legs, playing lazily with your clit. “You look so beautiful like this, love,” he husks, lust heavy in his voice, “spread out and dripping for me.”

He’s got two fingers teasing your opening and then sliding back up to rub figure eights around your swollen nub. He’s yet to use his mouth on you, and you’re squirming in anticipation of feeling his plump lips on your pussy. “P-please, Jin,” you beg, voice rough from the moans he’s been pulling from you all night, “J-Jin!”

Slowly, he slides his two fingers into your clenching pussy, relieving some of the built up pressure you’re feeling. “I love it when you beg for me,” he rasps, “you want my mouth?”

You nod your head frantically, eyes squeezing shut at the feeling of his digits curling up into your g-spot, “God, y-yes!” 

“Mmm, beg for me,” he says seductively, moving so his head is face to face with your core. 

“Please, Jin,” you yelp as his fingers brush your spot again, “please, I need your tongue!”

Without warning, he pulls his fingers out of you and delves his tongue into your slit, pulling a scream of pleasure from your lips. “Fuck!” He will definitely have you begging for him all night.

“Fuck,” your boyfriend rasps above you, “look at my little slut, on your knees for me. My perfect cocksleeve.”

Yoongi has his back resting against your kitchen counter, pants around his ankles, as you take his cock in your mouth. Yoongi loves when you suck his dick, and you love doing it, love making each other feel good. That’s why Yoongi likes to give in to your slight degradation kink every once in awhile. The way he talks to you when you’re on your knees for him makes your legs quiver in anticipation. He gently brushes a hand against your cheek as he slides his fingers into your hair, giving a slight tug to pull you off of him. His cock slides out of your mouth with a lewd ‘pop’. 

“Look at me,” he groans as you bring your hand up to continue working his cock, “are you gonna be a good girl and make me cum?” You nod quickly, batting your lashes up at him. “Say it,” he growls.

“Yes, sir,” you whimper as he tugs your hair again before releasing his grip and letting you suck him back into your mouth. You delve back in, hollowing your cheeks and taking all of him until your nose meets his crotch. Above you, Yoongi throws his head back, a low moan falling from his slightly parted lips.

“Such a good slut,” he whispers. He’s close, you can tell by the way his cock twitches as you bob up and down on him, “Gonna take my load like the whore you are.”

You pick your pace up a bit, hand coming up to massage his balls just like he likes. His hips are rolling into you now, chasing his high. His hands grip onto the marble countertop behind him and he gives one last small thrust, shoving his length into you until it hits the back of your throat, prompting you to swallow again. Yoongi throws his head back and curses as he cums down your throat. You swallow around him again before pulling back and rising to your feet. You take in the picture before you one more time as you wipe your mouth with the back of your hand.

Your boyfriend is still gripping the counter, pants around his ankles, cock softening as he pants your name. “Fuck-,” he finally opens his eyes to look at you, “you’re amazing. Are you okay?”

You smile at his considerate words that greatly contrast his previous ones. You nod your head quickly, “Yes, Yoongi,” you whisper as you move towards him, wrapping your arms around his waist, “can I kiss you?”

“Of course love, come here.”

Hoseok was really into BDSM and had a lot of kinks he liked to try out in the bedroom. One of the things he liked to do with you, was degradation. At first, you were hesitant to try it out, not sure how you would react to someone calling you names and degrading you, but after you gave it a try, you were shocked to find out how much it turned you on. 

Hoseok was slamming his hips into you from behind, hands gripping your hips hard enough to leave little bruises tomorrow. You were on your hands and knees on Hoseok’s red silk sheets, gripping onto the fabric as he thrusted into you. You were a moaning, drooling mess, loving the pleasure he was giving to you. With every thrust of his hips, his long, perfectly curved cock was brushing against your most sensitive spots. 

“Such an obedient little slut,” a large hand came down hard on your ass cheek, making you let out a wanton moan. Hoseok groaned as a large, hand shaped red mark started to form on your skin there. He loved seeing his marks on your body. “Taking my cock so well, princess. Think you deserve a reward?”

“Y-yes,” you stuttered out, only to feel another slap to your rear, “Ah!” You yelped.

Hoseok tsked behind you, “Try again, slut,” he growled, still keeping the brutal pace of his cock slamming into you, “Beg for it.”

“P-please, please sir! Please let me cum!” You were sobbing now, tears rolling down your cheeks at the immense pleasure that was the fire building in your lower abdomen. 

“Touch yourself,” he demanded, voice low.

Quickly you brought your fingers up to your neglected clit and let out a breathy sigh at the relief. You were so wound up, a few quick strokes of your bud and you were falling over the edge, fire ignited in your core. You cursed as you clenched down hard on Hoseok’s cock, causing his hips to stutter a couple of times. Just as you thought you were coming down from your high, Hoseok reached around, pushing your hand out of the way and starting vigorously rubbing your clit again. 

“T-too much!” You screamed, face falling forward into the sheets, “Hoseok!” He knew it would only hurt for a moment, if it was actually too much, you would use your safe word, so he continued his ministrations, loving the way you screamed for him.

The pain quickly subsided and all you could feel was white hot pleasure pulsing through your clit. You could feel every ridge, every vein of Hoseok’s thick cock as he fucked into you even faster. “Take it, slut, take my cock. Cum for me again,” he rasped, close to his own edge. He was panting above you, thrusts starting to get sloppy. You let out a guttural scream as you came again, this time Hoseok’s fingers leave you immediately, letting you come down properly as he grabs your hips with both hands and slams into you one last time, holding your ass against his abdomen as he shoots white hot ropes into you. 

You’re both panting as you start to relax, both dripping with sweat, as Hoseok rubs soothing circles into your red ass cheeks. “Sorry baby, didn’t mean to go so rough,” he apologizes, still sheathed inside you, worried if he moves it’ll hurt you too much.

“It’s okay Hobi,” you pant, “I liked it.” Hoseok smiles behind you, letting you know he’s going to take care of you and spend the rest of the night doting on you, as he usually does after rough sex like this. 

Your boyfriend, Namjoon, was one of the kindest, sweetest people you’ve ever met. He was a giant teddy bear and everything about him brought a smile to your face. You don’t think he had it in him to hurt a fly. In fact, you don’t think you’ve ever even seen him kill a bug. The thought made you giggle. 

That’s why you were completely shocked to learn, a few months into your relationship, that he had a degradation kink. It was not something you were expecting from your usually calm and caring boyfriend, but you tried it out when he asked, learning that you loved it just as much. Now, three years into your relationship, the dirty talk was the norm in the bedroom.

Namjoon was laying against the headboard of your shared bed, completely dressed, with his cock out as he lazily stroked it when you walked in after work. Wide eyed, you immediately knew what was expected of you, as you set your bag down on the armchair near your bedroom door.

“Kitten,” he rasped, still languidly stroking his cock, paying extra close attention to the head like you know he likes, “I’ve been waiting for you.” You gulped as arousal shot to your core in anticipation for what was to come. You squeezed your thighs together and you started to unbutton your blouse. Namjoon was watching you through hooded lids, lips slightly parted in pleasure. You stripped off your shirt, removing your skirt and bra next, leaving your lace panties on, like Namjoon always liked. 

Slowly, you crawl up the bed towards your boyfriend without saying a word. “Such an obedient little whore,” he murmurs, the sight of you on all fours turning him on even more, “so good for me. Come suck your master’s cock, princess.”

Once you reach him, you slot yourself between his legs, hands on either side of his hips. You look up at him through your long lashes as you stick your tongue out to seductively lick up and down the underside of his cock. He was long, and thick, and had the prettiest dick you think you’ve ever seen. It was slightly darker than his skin tone, with an angry red tip. His head was large and bulbous and stretched you so deliciously. He looked even more sexy tonight, still in his slacks and button up, wearing his black rimmed glasses that you adored. He let out a couple breathy moans at the sight of you licking him. “Put it in your mouth,” he husked, winding his hand into your hair and pushed you down onto his shaft, “gonna fuck this slutty mouth of yours.” His words were turning you on so much you had to squeeze your legs shut to relieve some of the pressure. If he notices he doesn’t say anything, grabbing onto your head with both hands as he fucks up into your mouth. 

You let your jaw fall open, lips wrapping around your teeth, letting him use you however he wants. “Fuck,” he growls, “gonna cum, princess.” He must’ve been really worked up if he was cumming this quickly. You idly thought he probably had a long day at work, and you were always ready to help him relax any way you could.

His cock twitched in your mouth as he pulled your head down onto him, hot spurts of cum coating your throat which you greedily swallow. You pull off his cock with a ‘pop’ and watch as his head falls back against the headboard, letting out a deep sigh. “Thank you, sweetie,” he’s returned to his normal, loving self, “I really needed that.”

You could see how tired your boyfriend was. You crawled up his body and rested against his chest, fingers swirling shapes onto his arms. “Anything else I can do to help?” You asked sweetly. 

He sighs again and smiles down at you, “Cuddle me?”

Jimin harshly pulls your hair, causing your head to jerk back, “Who’s cock is making you feel this good,” you’re panting, breaths coming out stuttered as Jimin’s cock slams at an alarming pace into you, “Say it, fucking whore.” 

Jimin had your front pushed against the glass of the shower, both of your hands bracing you against it. One of his hands was gripping into your hair, hard, while the other had a handful of your ass. Your cheek was pressed up against the glass door, until he tugged it backward, baring your neck to him. His mouth dove at your exposed skin, biingt roughly as you yelled out in pleasure, “Jimin!”

“That’s right,” he growled into your ear, “Who else can make you feel like this? Huh?” His voice was getting louder, falling deeper into his role, “Filthy slut, taking my cock while everyone is out in the living room. Anyone could hear you right now, is that what you want.”

You moaned at his words, arousal soaring at the idea of someone hearing you. “I can feel your filthy pussy squeezing me. You like that, don’t you. Dirty girl.” He let go of your hair, letting your cheek fall back against the cool glass. He was fucking into you so hard you were seeing stars with each thrust. Breathy moans were falling from your slightly parted lips as he bit down on your shoulder, cock twitching inside you. 

“Jimin!” You screamed again as he stilled inside you, shooting his seed deep into your abused cunt. 

“That’s right, whore,” he rasps, both hands now grabbing your ass and spreading your cheeks, “look at this filthy fucking pussy, dripping with my cum.” He groans as he pulls out of you, pulling a gasp from your lips, and watches as his cum drips down your thighs. He’s panting, slowly coming down from his high. You lean farther into the shower door, eyes closing as you let your breathing even out. You’re so wrapped up in your post coital bliss you don’t even realize Jimin has started cleaning your thighs and the rest of your body with his lemon scented body wash. He leans over, placing a sweet kiss to your cheek. “You okay, babe?”

You nod your head, cheek rubbing against the glass, “Yeah, just need a minute,” you sigh. He smirks, continuing to wash your body gently. 

“I’ll make it up to you later. Promise.”

Most of your boyfriend’s group members had gone out to a bar tonight, leaving just himself, Jimin, and Jungkook at the apartment when he texted you to come over. He said that they were wanting to play some games and watch a movie, which you gladly agreed to. What he didn’t tell you, was that the fantasy you shared with him a few weeks ago about your degradation and exhibitionism kinks, was about to come to fruition. 

When you got to the dorms, Taehyung pulled you into his bedroom and prompted you for what was about to happen. He had already talked to Jimin and Jungkook and they both understood the rules. No touching you, no talking to you. He made sure you were okay with this before leading you out to the living room where the other boys were waiting. 

Taehyung now had you seated on his cock, back against his chest, as he sat calmly on the couch. You were fully nude, pussy on full display for your boyfriend’s closest friends. The nerves you had been feeling slowly washed away into pure lust at the look on the other men’s faces. Jungkook was overwhelmed with desire, cock already out, laying against his abdomen as he massaged his balls. Jimin on the other hand, looked cool and collected, but was lazily stroking the head of his dick, eyes trained on your pussy split open on Taehyung’s large cock. 

At the sight of both men getting off to you, you were a moaning mess as you grind on Taehyung. At this point, you were using his cock to get yourself off, allowing him to sit back and watch the show. You hand both hands on his thighs, grinding backwards into him. His curved cock was rubbing deliciously on your g-spot causing you to let out wanton moans at the feelings.

“Are you enjoying this, slut? Such a filthy girl, getting off to people watching her fuck herself,” he growled, hands coming up to rest on your sides, “Using me like a toy. I should just let one of them fuck you, shouldn’t I?” You knew his words were empty, but it made Jungkook’s eyes widen before he remembered the rules. “You’d like that wouldn’t you, sharing your dirty pussy with the three of us? Wouldn’t you, whore?”

You shook your head as you fucked yourself faster on Taehyung’s cock, “N-no! Only y-you make me f-feel good Tae,” you whine as his hand slides down your front and starts playing with your clit.

“Say it, slut,” he growled in your ear, finger speeding up, “tell them who gets to fuck this pussy, who gets to cum inside you, who owns you.”

“T-Taehyung!” You scream as you cum around his cock, the feeling of his thick member and his slick finger too much for you to handle.

“Fuck,” you heard Jungkook shout from the other couch, cumming into his hand at the sight of you cumming. Taehyung is next to finish, releasing ropes of cum into your tight pussy. He holds you on him for a minute before looking at Jungkook and Jimin, the latter of who was still stroking himself.

“Look, boys,” he smirks, grabbing your hips and slowly pulling you upwards, off his dick, slow inch by slow inch. The others watch in awe as Taehyung’s thick cum drips out of your stretched hole, back down onto Taehyung’s cock. As he pulls the last inch of his length out of you, a glob of cum drips out of you and onto the head of his dick. At that exact moment, Jimin cums hard, shooting white up onto his abdomen. The previously silent man lets out a guttural moan at the sight of your messy cunt. 

It was filthy, and you fucking loved it. The two of you went to the bathroom to clean up while the other two cleaned their own messes. Once you were in the shower, Taehyung lavished you with his love, washing your hair and body, letting you rest against his chest as he kissed up your neck. “You were so fucking hot tonight, baby. You know that I don’t think you’re a slut, right?”

You nod, leaning your head back on his shoulder, “I know, babe. I actually really, really liked it.”

He smiles down at you, placing a chaste kiss on your forehead, “Maybe the other’s would like a show next week?”

Jungkook wasn’t so sure about your degradation kink when you told him a couple of weeks ago. You had only just discovered you might be into it when you read about it online and how a lot of women got off to being talked down to. You were interested and asked your boyfriend if he would help you explore it. He was hesitant, not liking the idea of calling you names or making fun of you while you two did something so intimate that was usually filled with love and adoration. But, he was willing to try it to make you happy.

You both decided to try it out tonight since he was staying at your place for the weekend. You had talked about it over dinner, making sure you had a safe word in place in case either of you felt uncomfortable and you outlined your hard limits, meaning you didn’t want to be humiliated. Jungkook definitely agreed with that, telling you he felt uncomfortable at the idea. Once the two of you were on the same page, you led him to your bedroom.

Jungkook was seated on your desk chair with you in his lap, completely naked, riding his cock. This was one of his favorite positions, you knew, and you wanted him to feel the most comfortable since he was helping you try out your kink. You were grinding down onto him, pulling sweet moans from his lips. You lean forward, both hands on his shoulder and bit onto his earlobe, “Come on baby,” you whisper, “give it to me.”

Jungkook swallows harshly before running both hands down your back and grabbing your plump ass cheeks, “Such a dirty g-girl,” he stuttered out, clearly lost in his own pleasure, “taking my cock so well.” He was no stranger to dirty talk, sometimes getting lost in it, but never taking it too far. He lets out another moan as you bite into his shoulder. You feel his cock twitch inside you making you groan at the feeling. He leans back a bit, looking up at you with hooded eyes, “I don’t know if I can, YN, I just love you so much.”

Your sweet boy. The sincerity in his voice made your arousal heighten and in that moment you decided you didn’t need him to call you names, what he was giving you was more than enough. You loved him, too and you didn’t want to push him. With a smile, you lean down to smash your lips onto his, your hips still grinding on him. “I love you too, Jungkook.”

Both of you cum together, holding each other and whispering sweet nothings in the others ears. This is what you wanted. This was all you needed. 

[wonwooslibrary]

Seventeen as Hogwarts Students: Hansol Edition

y’all his smile in that gif, I can’t

HAPPY NONI DAY !

and finally

WELCOME TO A VERSION OF THIS THAT DOES NOT HAVE A MEMBER BEING SORTED INTO HUFFLEPUFF

PRAISE THE LORD AKA CHANGE UP MV SEUNGCHEOL

anyway

Vernon is none other than a

g r y f f i n d o r

let me explain why (because a lot of people say he’s a hufflepuff)

Vernon is kind of shy

like he’s not that outgoing

and he really only talks a lot in interviews when he is specifically asked a question

or if it’s an interview in an english speaking country

And he is literally just vibing

he literally has no idea what is going on half the time

And I’m just gonna randomly put it here, even though he is korean-american and most people would probably say he’s a half-blood wizard,

He honestly gives me more muggle vibes, I don’t know how to explain it

BUT

He is brave af

he literally slapped Seungkwan’s ass on stage

he is also pretty spontaneous

like he’s not afraid to do anything

no matter how stupid it is

and i love that tbh

But i just think his gryffindor traits stand out more than his hufflepuff traits

Anyway

Now that we know he is a gryffindor and why,

let’s talk about what he’d be like

So he is definitely one of those students like Fred and George Weasley

and you can’t change my mind

He would definitely play a lot of pranks on other students in his year

I also feel like he’d be pretty similar to chan

He wouldn’t be the most perfect student,

But he’s not an awful student either

Like, he’d probably get detention a few times,

Like a normal high school experience

I personally think that he’d be good at classes like flying or divination

And obviously a class like muggle studies if he is a muggle

Something that is kind of weird to be good at

I honestly can see him playing on the gryffindor quidditch team

He’d probably be a beater, possibly a keeper

He could honestly be a professional quidditch player

Or he could even teach it at Hogwarts

He seems like he’s good at explaining things he’s interested in

So, yeah he would definitely teach flying / quidditch

I feel like his s/o would be another teacher at Hogwarts,

Maybe even an aurorer (idk how to spell that)

Like, I can see his s/o being a very popular or important figure in the world of magic

But yeah

Idk how else to explain vernon besides saying that he just fits into gryffindor

Like it’s a perfect match for me lol

Anyway

This is the end 😔

so happy noni day!

the end!

[edwardslostalchemy]

Unfortunately the blond gremlin is not going to fuck off from the manga. Hori makes it very clear with the recent chapters, with the 2nd movie that he is Izuku's rival BFF(god I hate typing that for bk/g) and unless he dies or Hori pulls a twist then it's gonna stick like that, he's the sasuke to Naruto or the kageyama to Hinata or whatever rival comparison you want to add. How better or more interesting would t be if it was someone else that could be Izuku's main rival.

You crushed all of my dreams, nony.

Why bother having that piece of shit as Izuku's "rival" when Shouto is right there. Like the boy literally went up to him and challenged him. He saw Izuku was strong and had AM's total support and went "I guess I found my guy". I would say Tenya can be his rival, too. But it's not as like in your face as Shouto declaring war on Izuku. And when Izuku gets him to realize that he can reclaim his power and make it his own, Shouto became friends with him. He didn't take it as Izuku looking down on him. He took it as like "okay he's right and I should listen thank you so much my dude". And then he went to his rescue when he needed help. You see where I'm going with this? Shouto is not an asshole. There is a video that talks about why Shouto is the best rival in shounen anime, I'll post it on here, it's one of my favorite videos praise Nux Tak or whatever his name is. The difference between k*tsuki and Shouto is Shouto can accept when someone has different ideals and he can work with them, and he doesn't have a superiority complex. He can be arrogant and proud and a jerk, but he's not a fucking douchebag about it. K*tsuki on the other hand has such a fragile sense of self, like he has both inferiority and superiority complexes. He's insecure. He isnt open to others' ideas and all he wants to do is win win win. Its annoying. Shouto helps bring out the best in Izuku and Izuku does this to Shouto as well. K*tsuki does inspire Izuku, but he himself has said that when he fights him, Izuku feels like k*tsuki and he feels gross, meaning he brings out the worst in him. That's not what a rival is supposed to do. Rivals bring out the best in each other. The sports festival says it all. Izuku and Shouto were at each other's throats but they at least acknowledge the other is good at what they do. Even during the cavalry battle when Shouto is thinking about Izuku exploiting his left side and thinks "that bastard", like he acknowledges Izuku is good at strategy with that. And k*tsuki just brings him down. Its just ugh annoying to think he is Izuku's rival. He is his foil, sure, but rival he can never be because he doesn't see Izuku as his equal.

Also I am going to continue to ignore Canon shit if it doesn't fit my interest because no matter how many times Horikoshi shoves Izuku and k*tsuki's "friendship" down my throat, I will continue to view them as just classmates because a person that hurts you for 12 years is not your friend. He is an abuser and a bully and Izuku is his victim and Horikoshi canno5 erase that.

[fakexface]

Feel free to ignore (and please accept my apologies for overstepping) if this is too personal- but what was your Bisexual Moment? Like the moment you realized 'Oh, wow, okay i DO like girls'. I ask mainly cuz I've only sort of worked out 'Oh holy shit I'm bi' not too long ago and every time I talk to other bi folks the general consensus is that we were all VERY OBLIVIOUS until one perfect Revelation and that is so funny to me.

You aren't overstepping at all, 'nonie!

I've spoken like, twice about my sexuality on here. So. Hindsight is 20/20, because I later realized that I had a HUGE celebrity crush on Hillary Duff. But as for when it slapped me in the face, it was 11th grade. Her name was Taylor. She was so rad- a great artist, we had a lot in common, she was beautiful- I could ramble. But I won't. But I had the b i g g e s t crush on her without realizing it, and it only came to light a f t e r a mutual friend found out that she had a partner.

And my little bi heart was crushed. I left choir (my last class of the day) sobbing and I walked home sobbing. It wasn't fun. We remained friends through graduation!! We went to prom together, too (as FRIENDS) both years.

This is funny to think about, now, because I've always been attracted to more """"feminine"""" (and I use that word SO LIGHTLY bc fuck gender roles) guys- the Soft Bois with the Pretty Long Hair and who Blushed Easily- and the girls? They were always taller than me, stronger than me... You see where I'm going, right?

But I struggled HARD CORE throughout highschool w internalized homophobia due to where I live & how bad my town is with anyone who isn't a Straight White Christain God Fearing Person. I have so many stories about this, too- but I'm rambling.

So, there's my smack in the face moment. I'm now bisexual (not out to family but out to all my friends & on here) and a chaotic switch so. Tada.

Thanks for the ask!

[snitches-at-dawn]

Oh my god I hope my ask didn’t come off like that Liza! I was overthinking it after I sent it

no way sophie!! i wasn’t talking about you at all! and i’m so sorry i haven’t written your request yet, i’m working on a fic for which a nonie is like h o u n d i n g me and honestly i’m quite invested in it.

i’ll have yours up sometime in the next couple of days i think :)

and it wasn’t rude at all darling, i love seeing your requests pop up in my inbox<3

[toukenra]

How about some angst? Let's say the Touken Danshi have such a strong connection to their master that they can actually see their master's past whilst dreaming. How would Mikazuki, Yamanbagiri, Kasen and Mitsutada react to realizing that the Saniwa had lost her parents but continued to live alone in a large home. Before becoming a Sage, they would see her prepare her own meals, eat by herself and struggle while reading ancient texts in the silent home.

Hi there Nony~! I think it’s such an interesting concept that a sword becomes much more acquainted with their master to the point where they can actually see the Saniwa’s own memories. It would only make sense that this would also work the other way–the Saniwa being able to see their swords’ memories as well and this includes the seeing the other different masters.

What do you guys think? I’d like your thoughts on this. I think it’s a pretty neat….but on a side note, it’s also pretty dangerous because the men/boys may see some things they shouldn’t see ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

Anyway, please do enjoy the following HCs. Underneath the cut for being too long (again). These are a mix of angst and fluff.

-Mod Catharia.

MIKAZUKI

He found himself standing in the hallway after exploring your ratherlarge and quiet home

…How did he know it was yours?

Well, there’s this portrait of you and your mother hanging in front ofhim right now

He just stands there with his head tilted to the side, admiring it for afew minutes

Aruji looks so tiny…How cute.

“I’m home.”

The Tachi perked up from the sound of  your voice coming from the doorway

“Ah…Welcome home, Aruji.”

You walked passed him without a glance and he’s just like  (´^_^`)?? You rudelittle sh*t

He looks slightly confused at your lack of response before following youinto the living room

He tries again

“Master?”

…

Hmm…It seemed that you can’t hear him…

He was tempted to clap his hands right in front of your face like acertain Crane…No, control yourself Jiji

In the end, He just settled on the seat beside you,  watching you pull out a few papers from yourpurse

Has to squint because he’s an old man…Pfftt…

Uni…University? Are those application papers?

He squints a bit more to read over your shoulder

How curious…Did you not want to become a Saniwa initially?

Mikazuki watches you place the papers on a nearby table before a smallsigh leaves you

“What should I do, Mama?”

Jiji watched as you kept youreyes on the photo of you and your mother on the other side of the room

Mikazuki watched you continue to stare at the portrait… as if it wouldgive you the answers

He felt a small pang of sadness as you finally turned away from him tocurl into a small ball on the other side of the couch

You looked so small and vulnerable

The Tachi reaches over to try and console you…

…But he wakes up abruptly, feeling a kick to his side courtesy ofImanotsurugi

The next day, when you were doing your daily walk through the Citadelwhen he bumped into you…

“How was your sleep, Aruji?”

“Hm? It was good… A bit lonely but peaceful.“

The image of you curled up, trying to comfort yourself is embedded on his mind

Golden-blue orbs stare at you for a moment with a serious expression,totally unnerving you

Is there something on your face??  ∑(ﾟ∇ﾟ|||)

 …Did your breath smell!? Did you even wash your face ?!?!   (*ﾟдﾟ*)!!!

(/д＼)…S-stop staring-!!

You suddenly feel a hand gently patting your head

Wait, What??「(°ヘ°) ??

You look up and Mikazuki gives you a kind smile

  “If you ever get lonely, I’ll gladly keep you companyanytime, Aruji.”

Y E S   P L E A S E   G R A N D A D D Y TM

“…How about coming by later and keeping me company untilmorning instead.“ -(Thirsty) Mod Catharia

YAMANBAGIRI

Earlier on, He had noticed some indication that someone was living there: your messy writing and unwashed dishes in the kitchen sink was enough evidence of your laziness 

He finally noticed a few pictures of you and your family, hanging on the walls 

…Is that Master?

He walked down the hallway and had been trying to get his bearings for an hour now 

He silently cursed the your maze-like home and the desolate-looking rooms that all looked to similar

The furniture had been covered with dust white sheets and the house looked uninhabited

Aruji lived here by herself?

He continues look exploring the home and finally comes across you…

…With your face-planted firmly on the large mahogany desk, surrounded by a pile of books and ancient texts

Akashi Kuniyuki would be so proud at your laziness

Were you asleep?

The Uchigatana wasn’t surprised, you tended to slack off and fall asleep at your desk most of the time at the Citadel too

He is about to reach out to try and wake you up when you begin talking…

“Father…Mother…Please stay. Don’t leave me.”

…

He paused for a moment after hearingyour pitiful whisper and he felt your melancholy even if you were unconscious

As one of the swords you started outwith, he knew about your past

You had briefly mentioned that youhave lost your parents early on before becoming a Saniwa

You had a thousand chips on yourshoulder but you always prioritized all your charges before yourself

 You called them family…Yamanbagiri would always protect his family

The next day, He had been assigned as your Secretary for the day

The Uchigatana grumbles underneath his breath

"Hasebe or Kotegiri would be much better options compared to aduplicate like me.”

“Okay…I won’t force you to stay if you don’t want to…” (´。＿。｀)

You just turn back to your paperwork, trying to hide your disappointment

…

Then you feel something heavy leaning on your back

When you turn around, Yamanbagiri’s cloak greets you

“…A duplicate like me can at least keep watch over you while you’reopen to enemy attack.”

He averts his eyes towards the window with a faint blush

…How cute…(〃◡〃)ﾟ.+:｡ ｷｬｧ♪

 #TSUNTSUN

#ProtectYamanbagiri2K17

You just smile and turn back to your work, silently appreciatingYamanbagiri’s company

 After five minutes, you begin to squirm under the heavy weight and glance at the blonde when you realize he fell asleep ON you.

“Ya-Yamanbagiri…Wake up…You’re heavy…”

…He’s dead asleep.

“Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

You pull out a permanent marker and began drawing your masterpiece using the blonde’s face as your canvas Hehehehe

KASEN

 He came across you in the waiting room as he walked around the house

“Aruji…What are you doing sitting in the dark?”

You barely move an inch as you stare blankly at the wall

Did you hear him?…Why are you acting like you’re deaf?

He walks over and stands a few meters away, waiting to be noticed…

…

His eye twitches a bit

…

“ARUJI.”

The sound of glass shattering as it hit the opposite side of the room caught him off guard

The Uchigatana finally noticed the multiple bottles of alcohol littering the tabletop…

…alongside various photographs of you and your family.

A small sob escapes from you as you bury your face into you hands

“Someone…Please…”

The poet watched as your hunched figure trembles

“Someone! Tell me!”

You didn’t tell your charges about your history but he knew…

…He knew you didn’t have anyone else to call family anymore.

“Tell me…what do I do now?”

Although he was one of the swords you started with, the poet had never seen you cry

He could feel his chest tighten as more broken sobs poured from you

Kasen can’t bare to watch you like this…

Moving closer to your bowed form, he tried to place a gentle hand on your head only for his hand to pass through

He wakes up abruptly and the ceiling of his room greets him

A dream? It seemed so real…

The next day, he invites you to have tea with him in his room

He just wanted to check on you if you were alright

Lowkey just wants to make sure you didn’t find out that he saw your memories

“Would you like some tea, Aruji?”

“Hmm? Sure.”

You look at him, quite confused at the sudden invitation

“…Aruji, you look like you want to say something.”

“I do?”

He gives you a blank stare until you just give him a sheepish grin and rub your head.

“Well, I’m just surprised you invited me so suddenly. It makes me happy…Thank you for being so kind to me all the time, Kasen.”

The Uchigatana merely smiles as you take a sip of the freshly prepared tea. 

He whispers under his breath.

“Thank you for taking care of me as well, Aruji.”

“…You said something, Kasen?”

I’m not crying-!! (　；∀；) You’re crying!!

MITSUTADA

He found you preparing your dinner in the kitchen of your old house and tried calling outto you

“Aruji-sama!”

What’s this? You couldn’t hear nor see him at all

He realizes that he was seeing a past memory of yours

The connection between you two must have been quite strong and hecouldn’t help but feel happy

HAH! TAKE THAT HASEBE!

The Tachi loses sight of you and panics for a moment

He soon finds you seated at the formal dining table, smiling weakly at anearby photograph

“Mom, Dad. Let’s eat.”

His heart breaks a little as he continues to observe

When he first arrived at the Citadel, you always insisted that everyoneshould eat together

“It’s nice sharing a meal with everyone. It makes me happy.”

Now, he understood.

You looked so lonely as he continued to watching you eat all by yourself

You paused halfway into your meal before releasing a sigh and gatheringyour plate and utensils

Wait, you didn’t even finish eating half the contents of the plate yet!

He watches you helplessly as you waste the food and wash the dishes inthe deafening silence

He swears to cook you the best tasting meal and eat it with you wheneverhe can

 When he woke up the next morning,he immediately made your favorite dishes catching you off guard

“What’s the occasion, Mitsu?”

“Ah, I just wanted to surprise you, Aruji.”

He gave you thatcharming smile.

“Care to join me for breakfast?”

…Ah, he’s so sweet (///∇///) ~ ✿

He even offers to spoon fed you but Hasebe quickly intervenes

You just give Hasebe a dead-stare for the whole day, unnerving him.

D A F U Q  M A N !?!  ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

STOP C*CKBLOCKING ME!! ヽ(`д´；)/