#g/t shitpost

[entomolog-t]

You know what I wanna see??

Borrower stories where the human isn't just your everyday citizen.

Borrowers who realize they're living with a particularly dangerous psychopath, a spy, some mystical being they didn't realize existed, a mad scientist, ANYTHING.

I want the borower to feel like the normal being compared to whatever frick frack is going on with the human.

I want it to be incredibly weird when they meet.

Like both of them catching the other in the act of something they definitely weren't supposed to see. Both of them being utterly baffled by one another.

Forget the single sided "human realized borrowers exist"

I want a duel sided ball drop moment.

A killer caught in the act by a borrower-

An alien taking off their disguise and just hearing a tiny scream from under the furniture

A spy catching a tiny being rummaging through very confidential documents and immediately thinking this is some wildly advance spy tech

A scientist finding a tiny being staring in horror at the experiments locked up in their lab

A vampire getting caught drinking blood by a curiously tiny lil human

JWHFDLKAFHKL

Goodness- I need WEIRD borrower stories.

[officiallygoblin]

*Wears this to my own weddding*

[tinyclownhours]

Drunk Giants

Imagine a tiny waiting up late for their giant to come home from their fun night out, only to have them arrive way later than they told them they would, completely wasted.

They’re stumbling around the apartment, calling out for the tiny while giggling to themselves. The tiny is unsure if they should answer. It’s the first time they’ve ever seen the giant this drunk… And while they know it’s them, and they’d never do anything to hurt them, accidents do happen…

However, they don’t get much time to overthink it as the giant spots them on the the couch. Their face shifts into utter delight and they practically throw themselves to where they’re sitting.

Before the tiny can react, they’re scooped up and peppered with kisses, the giant was happy to see their little buddy and more than willing to shower the frozen tiny with affection.

Despite being drunk, the giant handles the tiny like they’re the most delicate thing in the world, being mindful of how they’re holding them.

The tiny engages in some small talk, asking about how the evening was- only to be met by a slurred “it’s better now that I’m here with you~”, they ask how much the giant has had to drink- and they’re immediately silenced by the giant pair of lips that cover their entire face, they try to get the giant to put them down and go to bed- only to have them stand up and stumble to the bedroom with a giggle - “Yeah- hicc Yeah I think we should go to bed now…”

Not what they meant at all…

The tiny is unable to do anything as their giant carries them off to the bedroom, snuggling them between their cheek and the pillow as they yawned. The smell of alcohol was strong in their mouth. The tiny tries to ignore this as the giant nuzzles them gently into the pillow like a cat.

They can’t really move. And they can tell that their giant has fallen asleep. They sigh as they try to get comfortable. Oh well. At least the giant will feel the karma tomorrow morning when the night of drinking catches up to them.

[coffee-l0rd2424]

⚠️Warning⚠️

[rainydaygt]

I think having giants say “BE NOT AFRAID” is objectively the funniest thing to come out of this community

[tea-potato-gt]

More “The art of love and war” memes for @fireflywritesgt because I have no self control and I’m a major procrastinator 🤭😌🫨 Finals week is coming 🤫🫠

Previous TAoLaW memes: Part 1 here / part 2 here

Hot take: If Joe was SERIOUS about keeping Dr.Harry out of his house, he should have just gotten a ton of apples. 🍎 🍏 there, problem solved! 😌

[munchkin1156]

Stuff that freaks me out in g/t #1

When- When people do the tagging- but it's- it also contains-

N o r m a l T a g s

WHY!? AREN'T YOU SCARED THAT NON G/T PEOPLE WILL FIND US AND-wait what would they do? uh...

Goodbye-

*throws smoke bomb and runs away*

[mouzeinsoup]

hehe

mason jar

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

[entomolog-t]

Absolutely stupid brainrot that's been plaguing me- a borrower with a massive e presence. Like, they're a tiktok thirst trap account/instamodel every one tries to collab with... and one day you just ... find them on your countertop like "Holy shit, it's [insert name here]" and they're just 4 inches tall and living in your drywall.

Bonus points of the person is just immediately like, "You're paying rent." And forces them to start taking sponsorships etc to help pay the bills.

[officiallygoblin]

Yeah,,,

[average-giant-kissing-enjoyer]

Smarter g/t enthusiasts: what if there was a whole society of mixed sizes, how would people organize themselves, what would the laws be, how would relationships work, squeeeee

Me: what if wife was big wife

[reborrowing]

GTober 28 - Full Moon

wererat tiny overestimating the power of their curse

[rainydaygt]

Anyone else seen these videos on tiktok?

[smolghostbot]

I'm not supposed to be awake for two more hours but here I am making memes about sizey yearning

[munchkin1156]

Listen. Listen. LISTEN.

Zombie apocalypse with G/T Headcannons!

(Let me have my fun guys, come on-)

. . .

-Borrowers are already incredibly agile and smart, needing to avoid humans daily, but with zombies it's much easier, since they are slower, and less smart than humans! And they probably wouldn't even notice borrowers, they're only after human brains

-Lots of abandoned food and scraps for taking, plus no need to worry about beans! Mostly

-Get caught by a human? Easy! Just pretend to be a zombie! A foolproof plan that definitely won't make you get thrown across the room like a tennis ball!

-Borrower who already lives with humans teaching them how to scavenge and save food

-Group of borrowers fighting off zombies who enter their territory

-Borrowers who leave traps for humans and zombies to get caught in

-Borrower who borrows from a secret underground resistance against the zombies and gets caught trying to trick zombies to come into the humans base so that they can have all the supplies for themselves

-Borrower who gets caught by a human who was pretending to be a zombie to prank their friends the borrower thought it wouldn't care about them since it's a zombie

-Avian borrower who taunts the zombies so that they don't chase the humans and then they get caught because they got hurt and now the humans are freaking out oh no

-Borrower who thought they got caught by a human and is now best friends with a zombie

-giant zombies that are sixty feet high but ignore humans because their brains are too small

-tiny zombies that sneak into your house and bite you while you sleep like mosquitoes

. . .

Aaannddd that's all I have for now!

If anyone takes inspo from this, please tag me, I'd love to see what you guys made!

Speaking of tagging...

@i-am-beckyu for tagging! Idk if anyone else wants to be tagged, tell me if you do, and I'll gladly add you!