#g: UNO

[vanosslirious]

SMii7y: No, no way, why did you do this?

Puffer: That's all I had, SMii7y!

SMii7y: You could've kept it. You could've kept it, and we could've stayed on top.

Puffer: Bitch, I have lost every game.

SMii7y: Me too, bitch!

Puffer: Fuck you.

SMii7y: You know what, I like your attitude, let me buy you a drink.

[mintkookiess]

Miles Morales headcannons #2

This has both 1610!Miles and 42!Miles

Playing UNO with the two Miles (and losing)

1610!Miles Morales

He memorizes all the rules by heart. You gave him approximately an hour to get ready and familiarize himself with how the game works. You just didn't expect the guy to memorize it all.

Unfortunately, uno is a card game that can't be played simply by the rules. It's pretty easy to win against this guy cause he does know all the rules but doesn't know the untold tricks of the game. Or so you thought.

You've used all your reverse cards and it infuriates him because he hasn't landed a single card for at least 4 rounds now. "Dude just let me put one!" He groaned which just makes you want to bully him a bit more. "Nah, this is war."

After a few rounds however, he starts to get a hang of it and eventually beats you. He has exemplary memory, so he was able to use your tricks against you. Which makes him display a devilish grin, "Thanks for teaching me how to beat you."

He likes to ramble about the most random shit to distract you

"Did you know that slugs have four noses?" "How the f—" "Only female mosquitos bite you." "JUST PUT THE DAMN CARD DOWN MILES." "I already did." "THAT AIN'T EVEN THE RIGHT COLOR." "Shit." "Wait no it is the right color..."

42!Miles Morales

It's a damn miracle that you got this man to play with you. But you managed, after a bunch of shit talk.

"Come on Miles, just one game." "No thanks." "Bro you're so boring." "No I just don't want to play dumb games." "Or you're just a fucking pu—" "I dare you to finish that sentence ma." "What, like it's not true?"

You're so brave—

You've honestly never seen him play a single game ever since you two became friends, so you were confident you were going to beat him.

He gives one look at the manual of how to play the game, and once your first round starts, he's already on the offense. Placing down +2 or +4 cards immediately that it makes you question the luck he has on the cards.

Miles nonchalantly puts down a reverse card, and his final +4 card before saying, "Shouldn't have egged me on ma." And leaving you to yourself.

You just sat there with a shit ton of cards.

See more of my Miles content here babes!

(if yall wanna be on my taglist feel free to let me know!)

[chulacola]

A quickie of my first blorbo, and my recent blorbo . :)

[imperatorrrrr]

just sitting here thinking about how Jonas, Jesper, and Timo all took team friendly deals to play for the New Jersey Devils, to play with Nico Hischier as their Captain.

how both Timo and Jesper spoke to Nico first after signing their contracts.

that’s the power of Nico’s locker room, Nico’s team, and Nico Hischier.

[deus-ex-mona]

just a kindaaaa questionable tl of nagisa’s latest song to end the year with the best gen 3 boy~~~

anyways stan nagihiyo

僕が知らない時間に

誰かが君と会ってる

君を可愛くさせたのはどこのどいつ

While I was unaware

You met someone else

So, who is the guy who made you this cute?

一年ぶりに帰ってくる

早く会いたいけど平常心

少し垢抜けた？

なんか複雑だけど…可愛いな

You’ve come home for the first time in a year

I can’t wait to see you, though I act natural

Have you become a little more elegant?

I have some mixed feelings about it… But well, you’re cute like this

つまり…

僕が知らない時間に

誰かが君と会ってる

君を可愛くさせたのはどこのどいつ

君が知らない時間に

どれだけ僕が想っても

君を可愛くさせるのは僕じゃない

近くにいられたら

変な虫 追い払うのに

つまり…

好きなんだ

So, in short…

While I was unaware

You met someone else

Who is the guy who made you this cute?

All while you remain oblivious

No matter how much I think about it

I’m not the one who made you this cute

If I could be closer to you

I’d get rid of all the weird pests around you

Simply put…

I’m in love with you

もう帰るって？早すぎるよ

引き止めたいけど女々しいな

寂しそうじゃない

なんか複雑だけど応援するよ

You’re already leaving? So quickly?

I’d like to stop you, but I’m too much of a wimp to do so

You don’t look upset about leaving

I have some mixed feelings about it, but I’m rooting for you

君を想ってる時間と

君に想われる時間が

縮まればどんなに幸せか

僕が迷ってる時間に

誰かが君を奪っても

それを知ることもできない

遠距離片思い

You have no idea how happy I’d be if I could shorten

The time that I spend thinking of you

And the time that makes me think about you

Someone could steal you from me

In the time that I was hesitating

And I’d have no way of finding out about it

Such is how it is to be in a long-distance unrequited love

いつだって帰ってくればいい

いつだって逃げてくればいい

いつだって頼ってくればいい

こっちの気持ち知らない

天使の笑顔が

You can always come back whenever you want

You can always escape whenever you want

You can always rely on me whenever you want

You don’t know how I feel about you

The smile of you, my angel,

「可愛すぎんだろ」

“Is way too cute!”

僕が知らない時間に

誰かが君と会ってる

君を可愛くさせたのはどこのどいつ

君が知らない時間に

どれだけ僕が想っても

君を可愛くさせるのは僕じゃない

近くにいられたら

変な虫 追い払うのに

つまり…

好きなんだ

While I was unaware

You met someone else

Who is the guy who made you this cute?

All while you remain oblivious

No matter how much I think about it

I’m not the one who made you this cute

If I could be closer to you

I’d get rid of all the weird pests around you

Simply put…

I’m in love with you

[corrodedcoughin]

hey hi hello can I once again come hat in band asking for your silliest/funniest headcanons about steddie or the corroded coffin boys or spicy six or any character of your choice? What’s one thing you belive to be true that just amuses you so much you can’t help but laugh at/think you are the funniest person alive because of it?

[ask-sebastian]

One of my favorite re-editions of Bach's pieces. Takes me away to another moment in time.

Oh yes, a favourite!

[agentravensong]

so, fun story: the playwriting professor i had this past year, my senior year of college, and really liked -- the one i quoted in this r & g are dead post -- has written some plays themself (not a surprise, i'm sure).

i asked them a while back for a copy of the script of what is, as far as i know, their only full two-act play, to read, for funsies. they finally sent the most recent draft to me a couple of days ago, and i just sat down and read it. i knew going in that it would be about two women in the modern day trying to discover what happened to the crew of a ship that disappeared in the artic in the 1840s, with one of the women being a young musician and the other being an older and more jaded scientist.

i did not know that in the half of the play set in the past, the two main guys would be a ros and guil duo. a love and rhetoric duo. in way over their heads, constantly getting on their crewmates' nerves and often wounding each other but, at the end of the day, reliant on each other and only each other. playing silly games to pass the time and keep their wits sharp. stuck on a boat, together, even. and, spoilers, but, they don't get a happy ending in this one either. doomed by the narrative, as it were.

which is to say: i knew i was going to like it, but, man. i cried.

(and to be clear, the stuff with the two women in the present was great too. there are even parallels to draw between the two sets of protagonists, because that's good writing for you.)

the even crazier thing is, i looked up this professor online after my first class with them in fall 2022, which is when i not only originally found out about this play, but also learned that marian call had written music for it. marian call being an indie musician i learned about back in 2020, whose ep Swears! specifically hit hard for me back during my Fail Semester (don't ask).

what a fucking coincidence, right?

anyway, i listened to the song on her bandcamp that she wrote for the show after finishing the script, and let me tell you: that song already slapped (i've listened to it plenty since first finding it), but with the full context? fuck me.

the worst part of all this is that there is literally no one else i can talk about this play with. other than my professor, whom i shall be emailing shortly with my brain worms thoughts.

...though i suppose i've said enough in this post that other people could probably do some digging and at least find the song, if they wanted to.

...and i suppose if any mutuals (or fellow r&g heads whom i've previously interacted with) wanted to read it and asked me for it... as long as the file wouldn't be too big for discord... what would be the harm in that?

[jewishbarbies]

taylor complains about being “manipulated” by older men a lot for someone who intentionally dated (2) men in their 30’s at 19/20 and didn’t think that was Weird and then proceeded to date (3) teenage boys within 3-4 years of each other at 21-23

[vanosslirious]

SMii7y: Fuck you, John.

Kryoz: What did I do?

SMii7y: I don't know, bro.

Kryoz: I wasn't even stealing your 50. You literally—no, you put me in the line of fire. You reversed it.

Byze: If you hate him, just say so.

Kryoz: I fucking hate you, I despise you, I wish you would burn in hell and rot while you're still alive.

SMii7y: Kiss the inside of my mouth.

[omarfor-orchestra]

Mi è uscito un casting per uno spettacolo di GianlucaMerolli io PAGHEREI

[wordsandrobots]

We Three Kings

Series: Wishing on Space Hardware

Fandom: Iron-Blooded Orphans

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45808510/

Rating: M (tags/warnings at source)

Pairings: Yamagi Gilmerton/Norba Shino

Summary:

Ride Mass. Takaki Uno. Yamagi Gilmerton. Orphans of Mars. Soldiers of Tekkadan. Brothers in arms.

Years and distance have split their friendship apart, but when Takaki is caught in a murderous plot, of course Ride and Yamagi are going to race to his rescue.

Even if it means following him into the very heart of Gjallarhorn and confronting the man who destroyed all their lives.

Art notes:

My first idea for this one was to do something with the post-series designs for the three main characters in the fic, maybe their silhouettes or showing parts of them in full. But the more I thought about it, the more I decided staying abstract would be best. Luckily, it’s fairly easy to associate symbols with each of them and playing with Vingolf’s colour scheme gave me a nice background and I pulled Ride, Takaki and Yamagi’s colour palettes for the ‘paint’ effect at the bottom as a compromise with my original plans

[bell-symphony]

Happiness is temporary

The fact that's it's true anyways ... BUT I was inspired by @corals-corner ! Go check their Blog by the way , it's beautiful and awesome !

[yuzuandshoma]

Hi guys, long time no see….

When I found out Shoma had a new gravity… I was shocked.

Which gravity do you guys like?

My answer: For me, the newest one and the purple one is the best. I like the colour purple, and also sparkles are really my thing!

Hi!

Skate canada was just yesterday. Congrats Shoma, Kao, Matteo and the others for getting into the next competition!

NOTE: some of these photos are NOT mine.

[rvdparadox]

Hey! Please help me sell a ticket for the Mexican Grand Prix this weekend! I have it listed in stubhub. Please help reposting!!

[seelestia]

LIAAAAA i missed you terribly but i am glad you're checking in to let us know you're okay!! life happens, but it's always nice to see you around from time to time <3 i hope things are settling down now or at least soon? don't forget to take breaks and eat your meals and drink your water!!!

good thing that i always have him out whenever exploring these days, hope he's enjoying this 'retirement' life-

polearm users = hot, handsome, beautiful, gorgeous. i don't make the rules /j sldkjflsjdkf YES zhongli's charge attack is so 👌🏻💯 he executes it so flawlessly i love love love him it

ofc zhongli will win he's got his wife cheering him on with a humongous banner and his adoptive son (begrudgingly) waving his lightsticks /j

i will be impatiently waiting until he becomes playable hehehe

.... w a i t i feel dumb now act 4 isn't the end of sumeru?? sheesh. hoyoverse's mass recruiting is really showing its impact now huh ;))

him patting you when you proudly present the full basket of fresh juicy strawberries hehehe <3 imagine if one day you found abandoned puppies on your walk and you bring them home to ayato, who disapproved at first (untrained unruly little pups? what if they mess up his paperworks and disturb the workers from doing their job?) but when he sees you and the numerous pairs of beady eyes looking up at him.... he just melts lol camera pans out and zooms at ayaka and thoma who are shaking their heads, one giggling and the other muttering how 'waka is so whipped'

yeah that scene hurtssss ;w; i just want to shove them onto a sofa and tell them to shake hands and hug it out. and they're gonna do it every single day until they talk things out and repair their relationship >:|

i'm v v glad you liked it!!! AND I AM HUGGING THAT FANART TO MY HEART SLFJSLJFLS ZHONGLI MY LOVE MY DARLING AAAAA those eyes and that expression this is foul play my hearttttttttt 😭

enjoy the gameeee <3 though it doesn't have ayato or heizou in it i hope you'll at least enjoy childe's route <3

oh what a coincidence bc that word also describes you perfectly??? 🧐

also i saw the speed matchmaking and i will be 'dialing' that number soon hehehe <3

rin jieeee, it is always a good hit to my heart to know that my presence is missed <3 my time on tumblr has really been limited lately, so much so i didn't have the time to be active on my priv... hnghh, outrageous !! >:( and ty for the reminder, i actually got myself a mug of hot cocoa with me, hehe.

ah, yes, zhongli enjoying the retirement life and osmanthus wine-ing until a red hilichurl suddenly charges at him. what a measly little thing... tendou bansho. (⁠｢⁠`⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠)⁠｢ 𒆙 (/j)

so trueee, polearms users >>> !! now, care to tell us what you think about the general mahamatra... in general (get it? ehe, hehe, aha *goblin snicker* /j)? 👀🎙️ i, for one, thinks he's quite neat! i won't spoil anything abt him in the archon quest, but he is quite principled and straightforward. cyno often has this lingering serious aura abt him, but he also has this hidden gentleness to him?? and not to mention, his fondness for jokes and puns too LOLLL his aloof exterior also reminds me of our beloved yaksha a little bit, hehe.

now that you say that, i just realized that darn, sumeru's story is really going past act 4. but i'm vv excited to see how everything unravels, especially with what is about to happen with scara 🤫 AND I JUST SAW THAT YOU FINALLY STARTED THE SUMERU QUEST ACT III !! looking forward to your comments about it, huehue >:)

noooo, the headpats, my weakness?! help, i might as well discard the basket just to lean into his hand jfjwkrkke yeahhh, give in to the beady puppy eyes !! rin jie, hand me my eyedrops, i need them to make the puppy eyes more convincing, ahem. (/j)

ikr?? i hope hoyoverse will do more events with character elaborations/developments like this in the future! kinda like dlc's that are nothing too lore-heavy (since i personally think heavy lore belongs in permanent quests, not temporary ones), hehe. AND YES, I WILL ENJOY YOUR GAME !! i haven't played it yet, but i already know i'm gonna enjoy it lots <3 and the way you knew if there's no ayato or heizou, it'd be tortellini. fjejdkks

psst, one more fanart to lose your mind over, nyehehe. having a chat over tea with zhongli at mount aocang !! cloud retainer is eyeing the two of you and gossiping this to shenhe later (/j)