#garfield dark ride

[americangirldollwho]

[shadyhouse]

[just-another-frender-blog]

These two would have gay sex in the Garfield dark ride

[pyakimilk]

I watched the garfield dark ride vid and I HAD to edit this

[susiephone]

Garfield knows all of our sins.

[randomcollection-o-stuff]

Garfield, the patron saint of gay love.

[drtanner]

Never spend more than ten minutes on a gag. 💜

[legs-the-snivy]

You can’t make this shit up

[aurelxi]

i think we should create defunctland and it’s just a park with all the rides from the series in one park and actually i just want to get head on the garfield dark ride please garfield sloppy please please please

[clarinettispaghetti]

Ryoma goes on a Garfcation

[karter-kat]

Dinobot origin story

[thekatfuzz]

Idk why I thought it was a good idea to do this while I already felt feverish, but I ended up watching the fever dream that was the whole half hour history on the Garfield dark ride yesterday from defunctland

[misscryptidart]

Hey @Defunctland great video 100% would recommend to a friend

[nanoa1foryou]

I refuse to believe there is a timeline where the Garfield Dark Ride video starts from the first known domestication of a cat. The video is already such a trip. I think people would actually lose their minds.

[cornsobsessions]

i think it’s bold to say that the kennywood management cares about the history of the park when updating it

[p33p33p00p00]

“and i went through the line normally, but as more and more people began to get packed into the line, my downstairs got as slippery as the log jammer! we were subtle grinding in the line (it was shaded by the point so we were in the spotlight, so to speak)

we played handsie hotsy totsy on the actual ride, and let me tell you that even though my ex husband was a general disappointment in life, garfield and i were both screaming at the end of that ride.”

i hope this woman is doing great wherever she is now