it’s always the gay eddies
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My headcannon backstory for why Myra is the way she is is she grew up kinda in the inverse situation of Eddie. She was raised by a single father who adultified her so much she was basically a replacement for own mom, making her only able to process love/being important through taking care of people. If she's not in crontrol of some one and taking care of them then she freaks the fuck out and assumes she's not important anymore. Her and Eddie kinda enable each others toxic tendencies their parents put into them, although just because Eddie enables her and her childhood sucked doesn't mean he deserves the abuse. Sometimes the most abusive relationships are just two people with issues who rub of on each other and make the issues worse.
Again, this post is not to defend Myra or make Eddie look like an abuser, it's just my attempt to explain why Myra is so much like Sonia.
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Eddie Fucking Kasprak
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/mSXjbTo
by Carols_cultbeer
"Charlie had been working at this company for 3 years now. While he couldn’t say he was passionate about risk data, he did his job and he was competent enough. He didn’t hate the job, his coworkers respected him, and he was even offered a raise recently. All this is to say he did the work with no questions asked. Well, except for one question."
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just another one of those fanfics about Eddie's coworkers finding out he's married to Richie because I've read all of them twice already
Words: 3379, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, Original Character, Original Male Character(s), The Losers Club (IT)
Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier
Additional Tags: POV Outsider, Post-IT Chapter Two (2019), Famous Richie Tozier, Risk Analyst Eddie Kaspbrak, Secret Relationship, Married Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Stanley Uris Lives, Gay Eddie Kaspbrak, Gay Richie Tozier
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Richie “Oh my god you are so gay, ew.” Tozier
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Eddie “would you shut the fuck up we’ve been married four years” Kasprak (Tozier?)
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oh you're a gay system with an eddie huh?
kasprak or munson
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people out here thinking richie is the only gay loser??? sorry WHAT ben is the only straight loser and even he is on thin fucking ice i stg
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Losers coming out (mostly based on me and my friends)
Bill: Hey guys I- I’m b-bi
Richie: Yes you’re name is Bill jesus christ just spit it out already
Bill: no-
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Eddie: I’m gay
Richie (also just now coming out): Dibs!!
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Mike: why would people want to have sex when you can grow a garden and have homemade picnics together??
Ben: yeah what’s up with that?
Stan: …should we wait to tell them orrr
Bev: they’ll come to us don’t worry
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Bev: awwhhhhhhh women
Bill: same
Richie: same
Stan: same
Ben: same
-later-
Bev: awwhhhhhhh men
Bill: same
Richie: same
Eddie: same
Stan: same
Mike: same
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Stan: hey you guys know how how a lot of us are ya know ~
Richie: 6 inches deep in Eddie’s mom? Oh wait that’s just me
Stan: SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE IM TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT EVERYONE IN OUR GROUP IS HOT AS SHIT THE FUCK
Bev: we been knew but congrats on coming out bud
Stan: …thank you
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Stan: does anybody else want to look like a girl does in boys clothing? Like what im wearing but not?? I don’t know-
Bill: hey Stan have you ever thought about your gender identity?
Stan: constantly, why?
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Woah bro, I just had this weird dream that Eddie Kasprak dies in It. Thank God that doesn’t happen, right bro? Bro, why are you shaking your head like that? Why are you… why are you crying? Bro? Buddy??
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why are all men called eddie gay like what's up with that
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bill denbrough be like: “i have a gift for you” and the gift is trauma because he made you fight a clown
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i’m still waiting for the supercut and im a little ashamed
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Eddie hates social media but Richie likes it and he will post pictures of eddie aLOT like constantly and with captions like "lady's and gentlemen the hottest dilf"
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IT'S CANON THAT RICHIE AND EDDIE ARE MY GAY PARENTS BECAUSE MY IRL PARENTS ARE HORRIBLE AND I NEED SUPPORTIVE GAY DADS SO HELLO MY NAME IS EDDIE TOZIER-KASPRAK JR
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it chapter two really was chaotic gay energy from start to finish huh?
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I just wanna find the Richie to my Eddie is that too much to ask for???!!
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Richie: *says stupid joke*
Eddie: *gets annoyed, tells him to fuck off*
Stranger: Excuse me, is this man bothering you?
Eddie: Yeah, but he’s my husband so I signed up for this.
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