#gender is stored in the tummy. squish

[jonny-b-meowborn]

sir. your gender. hand it to me.

[kuroosweakness]

karasuno boys when their s/o forgets their lunch

how i feel like the karasuno boys would react if you forgot your lunch one day :)) gender neutral !! 

Daichi- 

- he’ll be concerned because it’s not like you to forget your lunch 

- definitely take you to the cafeteria or campus store and let you pick out something you want :) 

- just an overall gentleman <33 

- will definitely remind you to never forget your lunch again because three square meals a day is necessary !! 

Sugawara- 

- when he sees that you’re not eating like you usually are at lunch time he’ll ask you what’s wrong 

- he’ll laugh a little when you say you forgot your lunch but immediately pull off a piece of his yakisoba bread and hand it to you :)) 

Asahi- 

- I have a feeling that this man makes his own lunch. ok ok but hear me out, he brings a full on MEAL. rice, side dish, fried fish, chicken soup, and even cheesecake for a little dessert... 

- if he sees that you’re not eating, he’ll happily feed you his lunch. he’ll watch you in awe when you take bites of his food :)) ( uGH my heart ) 

- if you compliment his cooking, he’ll be on cloud 9 and become a blushy baby 

Noya- 

- he probably forgot his lunch too lmaooo 

- but no worries !! noya’s the type of person who always carries random pocket changes and emergency snack money :) 

- he’ll grab you by the arm and run down the halls to the school shop and buy lots of yummy snacks with you 

- “ooh, should we try these spicy onion rings this time? oh wait oh wait, THESE MATCHA COOKIES ARE THE ONES” 

Tanaka-

- tanaka’s the type of person who always carry extra snacks in random places of his backpack and pockets. the yummy snacks too !! ( however, the bags may or may not be half squished lmaooo) 

- “no lunch ??!!! here, *pulls out strawberry pocky from the side of his backpack* have this !! ....oh and also this *shuffles around his back and pulls out chocolate biscuits* 

- if you’re ever hungry, he’s got ur back :)) 

Ennoshita- 

- a full on prepared man lollll

- you forgot your lunch? no worries, mans brought a second bento just in case 

- “ennoshita why do you have two lunch boxes in the first place ?” 

- “for cases like these :) eat up eat up !” 

Kageyama- 

- if he sees that you’re not eating he’ll be like ? 

- “you dumbo, how can you forget something so important” 

- he’ll walk you to the milk vending machine and let you pick out something you like :) 

- he’ll split his lunch into two and share the other half if you’re really hungry 

- maybe except the onigiri because he treasures those a little too much :) 

Hinata- 

- “y/n, wHy-*munch* aRen’T yOu *chomp* eAting?” 

- when you tell him you forgot your lunch, he’ll hand his cute lunch box in your direction in mid-chomp

- “here, have some of my fried chicken. ooh, the rice here too! My mom puts this special sauce on the chicken to make it extra saucey :D”

- would not mind if you make fun of his cute bento box wrap hehe 

- an overall considerate cutie pie :) 

Tsukki- 

- “i’m not even surprised you forgot ur lunch at this point” 

- when you pout in hunger he’ll slowly drag his dino crackers to your edge of the table 

- “oh and i don’t feel really hungry so have my rice and curry and juice box and carrots” 

- he will definitely stare at you when you eat ( but in a cute way !! ) 

Yamaguchi- 

- i have a feeling yamaguchi packs his own lunch too :) 

- “no lunch? that’s no good...” 

- but he’ll continue eating without thinking twice lollll 

- until your stomach growls and he looks up in mid-chomp and says “ i think i have a croissant somewhere so eat up so your tummy feels good :)” 

- he’ll definitely offer to bring you a lunch the next day after you compliment his baking and cooking skills :) 

[bestnoncannonship]

I'm drowning in the gender sandbox guys.

I am agender. At least....I think I am. It's the closest to what I'm feeling. In that I really do not have an attachment to any gender and cannot conceive how people identify with a gender. Like....they just FEEL a gender? All the time? No matter what they look like and what they're wearing they FEEL a gender?? Whaaaa??? Sounds hella fake but okay.

And now I'm gonna talk about that and my experience for a while, in a series of ways that's probably gonna get the gender and sexuality neo-puritans to come yell at me for not being ritually pure enough in the way I talk but.....I'm talking from my own brain, baby. This is the toolkit I'm packing right now and the world I live in and I just need to spit it out. Maybe see if it resonates with people who know more than me. I don't know. Help.

I didn't question being a woman for the longest time. I grew up in a rural area culturally dominated by "Christians" (Not Catholics. I was Catholic. That comes with a whole different set of religious traumas pre-installed. I mean the ScAaRy protestent and nondenom Christians.) You didn't question anything. Not an adults orders. Not authority. Certainly not straightness. Gender was biological. I'd never heard of a trans person. There were rumors of Gays™. For most of my life it was just "Gender is the meat suit you got stuck with, right? I got stuck with this meat suit so it's my gender, I guess." And when I finally left the middle-o-nowhere for Le Citè and I met some (mostly bianary) trans people I was like "OH! OKAY!! Having strong feelings about being in the wrong meat suit can make a gender!" And the non bianaries that I met were still playing on that bianary scale. The "bit of boths" and the "different genders for different days" varieties. They has strange attachments to genders. And the whole retoric of "Questioning your gender and feeling things about you gender is the indicator that you might be trans!!" Just furthered my feeling that I must just be female by default cause like.....I didn't question anything. I didn't think about gender. I had a COMPLETE lack of feelings about gender whatsoever and that was normal, right?? Just meat suit gender. I certainly didn't have a strong feeling about wanting to be the opposite: *gag* a man?? A straight white man? Nope! I have no desire to be a bianary man and frankly I find 99 percent of men and male culture traumatic. So I must just be meat-suit gender.

And yes, I wanted to scrape my breasts and hips and thighs off with a cheese grater. But I wrote that off as a symptom of having started putting a finger down my throat after meals when I was 6 and having a family that forced hour upon hour exercise with their thighs and tummies wrapped in saran wrap and sang "I don't love her! She's too fat for me!" to a literal toddler and put that same toddler in oversized clothes to hide the healthy baby squish that toddlers HAVE. OF COURSE I wanted to die when my breasts grew in and my hips and thighs filled out. They were evil fat deposits. And they meant nothing but unwanted attention from yucky men. (Lesbianism to be discovered some 15 years later. My comphets we're almost as bad as my compgenders.) It had nothing to do with gender. Gender is just the meat suit ....and I already hated the meat suit by the time I had breast buds, they just enhanced a disgust that I thought was normal by then. Everyone kind of hates their meat suit, right?? Yes I wanted to look like men sometimes.....but they were skinny heroin chic men. I also wanted to look like kate moss. I wanted to look like a sideways door but my family is Italian and we have hips and thighs. It's just the meat suit I was assigned. Just have to learn to deal with it and dress it in the way that it looks most socially acceptable and get on with life. And my meat suit had a very gendered look, even in the deepest throws of my illness. "All woman." "The curves of a real woman." So that was just the hand I was dealt. Like having a hard to match foundation undertone. You don't gotta like it, it's just reality. Yes, I wanted to wear nothing but waistcoats and gay vampire clothes but they weren't cut for my body type so *shrug*.

Did I start to have way too much fun cosplaying and embodying male characters? Yes. But that was just identifying with characters. I'd always identified with characters. Did I still distinctly identify with the character's gender, even when I femmed the costume to avoid the hellish pain of binding? Yes. Did it make me feel weird when people referred to my Thor as a woman, even though it was technically a femme? Yes. But that was just feminism. Heroes don't need to be called girl heroes. No gender issues here!! Besides it's not weird in fandom circles to stongly identify with people across gender lines. The fact that I found the gendernope option if there was one available in the fandom and *attached* was surely just coincidental. Right??

Did I absolutely loose my mcfreaking mind when the gyno started talking about having to take my uterus away because the amount of blood it was loosing was doing irreparable harm to my body? Yes. My gender is my meat suit. When you take it away....what am I???? A *gag* man??? Nothing at all?? Am I still even human?? If I am not *gag* male and you take away the female part of the meat suit am I an aphid? A plant? A chair? But I was comforted by a chorus of voices saying "No!! You're a WOMAN. Infertility doesn't make you not a woman! You still have a woman's body!! Because you're a woman!!! Just look at you in your skirts and with your long hair!! You're a woman!!!" So.....still a woman, I guess. Because I still LOOKED like one. Gender = the PRESENTATION of the meat suit. That made sense. The structure of my meat suit made me limited to woman-presentation. So I was woman.

Then, it was the stupidest thing, I was talking to the other half of my life on the 4/5 train on the way to a friend's house about HER issues with gender presentation and the amount of attention to detail it takes to be socially acceptable as female and she said "You just know you're a girl. Like if they just picked you up and put you in a robot body you'd be a girl?" And I was like "......no? I'd be a robot?????" "But you'd still feel like a girl???" "No.....I'd feel like a ROBOT." "BUT you'd still like hear she/her and identify with those???" "No. I'd probably identify more with It/it's because that's what I'd be. A ROBOT!" And she's like "But what if your brain got transplanted into a boy body???" "Then I'd be a boy." "But what would you feel like?" "A BOY?" "Okay but what if you had a very neutral body with like no genitals? What would you feel like then??" "I mean....then it would depend on how I'm dressed. I'd feel like what I was dressed like." And we went around like this till she surmised that my entire relationship to gender was basically "You are what you look like." Which is apparently NOT how people relate to their own gender. They "feel" it somehow?? (I genuinely thought "FEELING" like a gender was what made trans people.) I feel nothing. I identify with a lot of things and ZERO of them are a gender. I thought that was normal. I thought that was the default. Apparently it's not. And then if you ask me what I want to be.....I can't answer. I really don't want to be a gender. I guess I want to be able to put different genders on at my will, like outfits, for societal convenience. But I don't "identify" with any of them. Hell, I have sweaters I identify with more than any particular gender. But there aren't really systems in place for describing and portraying that.

Gender.exe was not installed.

I did a lot of research. Agender felt closest. I actually felt closest to a Good Omens meme about Aziraphale describing his gender as "No, thank you!" That's what I feel like. But all the agender folks were vibing that moment. So I joined 'em. I am aware that puts me under the trans umbrella, but I don't really identify with that word. I don't feel like there's any transition. Any changing. Can't change what was never there. Also I feel like it's for people who....CAN present as their gender. I would be seen as an invader in those spaces. Its not bad enough to justify being in those spaces. I can live with being gendered. I just don't have one.

In the society we live in one cannot present as "not a gender". Someone with MY body definitely cannot present as "not a gender". The clothes that they make in size "giant human with planet tits" are agressively gendered. And even in a binder.....they're still REALLY there. (Yes, a reduction is desirable but I don't have reduction money.....and you can't reduce the fact that I'm the bowl shaped robust extreme female hipbone they use in Forensic Anthropology textbooks.) It is what it is. My body will always be perceived the way it's perceived. And frankly a lot of what we perceive as genderless is just "skinny body in masc style with short hair and makeup". That's not really want I want. I don't want to cut off my hair. It's my one really good feature and I've worked hard to grow out these Valkyrie worthy lengths. Mens clothes are so limiting. And there are no gender: no thank you clothes. (One well meaning friend kept trying to send me "genderless" clothes......but it was all rail thin afabs in mens clothes with short hair and heavy makeup. That's not looking genderless. That's just being skinny.) Gender no thank you presentation is very tied to short hair and thin bodies. So I've accepted that I don't get to play in the gender sandbox outside of the privacy of my own mind. It's a societal flaw. But whatever.

But pronouns are starting to really bother me. Everyone is so into them and identifying with them. And like.....I don't get it. I don't get the joy. I don't think I've found the one. Like.....I'm used to she. I will always be read as she. I will always be Miss and Ma'am in stores and restraunts. So I just kind of roll with it. I don't hate it. I don't like it. It's just a thing that I have to have to exist in society. Like a social security number. I actually think I identify with my social security number more. There's no point in making myself uncomfortable with something that's just going to be a part of my life. And I don't want to be the kind of person who expects people to address me by a pronoun they can't see and aren't used to. It's too much to ask of the average citizen of a gendered society to go through that much gender theory for just me. So "she" is an inevitable part of my life. And He....well ......I don't hate it. I dont like it. It's just there. I certainly don't get called it. And I'm not capable of presenting it well enough for this to be relevant. Now they......fuck I HATE they. I hate that it's the acceptable pronoun for anyone not bianary male or female. It just rubs me the wrong way. When people refer to me as they, I feel like they're referring to me and the host of mental illnesses I carry around and you don't have permission to address those troops thank you very much. They causes a genuine squick. But it's kinda the only widely acceptable option. I kinda like "it". I VIBE with it. It feels good. Unfortunately the people in my life have a certain reluctance about calling me it as they believe that happy vibe around a traditionally dehumanizing pronoun may be a trauma symptom. They might be right so I'm tabling "it" till I find a good therapist. Also...I cannot ask strangers to call me it. I don't have the confidence it takes to explain why and I frankly don't want to be faced with the criticism and questions I would face because I am unable to make my body be perceived as Nonbinary. I don't have the confidence or conviction to face that every day forever. Ditto neopronouns. I also haven't found one that I vibe with at all yet.

And queer labels get harder when you pull away from gender entirely. Like ... I am a Lesbian. I am solely attracted to women. But now I'm getting a lot of "You can't be a lesbian if you don't have a gender!!!" And like ...can I??? I like being a lesbian. It feels right. It conveys what I want it to convey. I like the exclusion of men entirely, after being taught to structure my life around men. I have a kinship with womanhood. It's where I was raised. It's how people see me. I just don't identify with it. It's not how I see myself. I guess that can kind of exclude me from the label? All of our terms are defined by being attracted to "your own gender" or "the opposite gender" or "both your own gender and other genders" and like ... I don't have a gender. And the opposite of nothing is....?? Fuck if I know? So what term am I allowed to use? I love queer for exactly this reason. But it just doesn't have the same clarity that lesbian does.

So I'm just kind of in a hole rn. Grappling with the fact that I really don't have a gender in a gendered world, and dealing with the fact that so much of our understanding and acceptance of gender is about presentation, a door closed to my body. I don't have the confidence or the spoons or the knowledge or the experience to fight this fight. The path of least resistance is sticking my head back into the sand and going with straightforward womanhood....but now it feels like I'm lying. I feel like an intruder in woman's spaces. And I can't go in men's spaces, they see me as....well...a woman. Lesser.

Someone out there who's better at the genders please help.

[riderdrauggrim]

Bored at the Hotel Storytime.

So last week when I was at the West Edmonton Mall to see the spectacle of it all, and check out the new Drive! indoor electric multi-level go-kart track, I wandered past a Build-A-Bear. It was only 8:20pm but most of the shops were shuttered closed, including this one.

I knew of Build-A-Bears, but I'd never seen a store in person, so I lingered and peered through the gate at the plush displays inside.

And that's when I saw.

Him.

I'm a sucker for Werewolves, always have been, since the day my dad gave me a Monster In My Pocket trading card he'd found on the ground outside a 7-11 back in '91. It was a little scuffed from being on the ground. But it was beautiful.

(Photo from an Ebay sale)

I remember saving up my holiday money and being taken to Toys 'R' Us on 87 Meadowvale Drive, St. Catharines (still there!). I picked out a pack with a Red Werewolf, because Red was Cool. He was the leader of my assorted monsters and plastic animals.

Look at that poise! That drama!

One thing led to another, in the late 90's and early 20's I collected Werewolf: The Apocalypse RPG sourcebooks. Eventually got damn near every book in my collection. Bought the Glaive. The mug. The hat. The necklace (still wear it). The novels. Chased down Rage CCG cards at comic shops throughout the Golden Horseshoe.

Funded the Kickstarter for the 20th anniversary reprint/master edition, even went in for the limited metal plate cover version.

Still have never played a single game of it.

Lamented at the lack of GOOD werewolf movies. Dog Soldiers (2002) and Van Hellsing (2004) are about the only ones I'll accept stylistically. But I'm just picky.

So back to WEM. There's this little dude. Smiling up at my with his badass 90's skater boy getup. My hyper fixation locked in. I spent the night looking up Build-A-Bear online. Turned out he was last year's special, so these must just be extra shells kicking around.

There was some sort of sale on. Buy one, get one (equal or lesser value) 10$. Shit. How could I not. I found the PERFECT critter for Garwik. The next day, I returned.

I was nervous, at first, was it weird? A grown person getting a custom stuffed animal? And then I overheard another dude sheepishly admitting to the cashier that the one he'd made was for himself. He'd got one for his nephew and liked it so much he wanted one too. Awww.

Okay so, maybe a little weird, but apparently not uncommon.

The cheerful staff member picked up the unstuffed shells I pointed out, and with me manning the air blower and her working the body around, we socially distanced assembled the plushies. In go the hearts. In go the optional smell satchettes (vanilla in the head for my werewolf, bubblegum in the body for Garwik's monkey). Now to go pick accessories.

Oh.

Ohhhhh.

THIS is how they "get you". Sure, I was getting two foot tall plush animals for like 40 bucks total. But the outfits. The outfits.

8 bucks for a hat. 15 bucks for a pant/jacket set. 18 bucks for a Star Wars tie-in outfit. Boots. Things to hold. Glasses. Pants. Shirts. Accessories. Iiiiiii get it now.

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound.

So while I'm Hrmming and Hawwwwing about what top looks cool, a gaggle of young adults stumble past in the concourse.

"Build-A-Bear!" one of them exclaims loudly, slowing down. The other pause. A mixed gender group, I didn't take a headcount but about three guys and three gals. Mid-20's at the most.

"Lookit all the stuffed animals!" someone else says. At first they're making fun of it, but within seconds someone declares "We should all get one!" This idea is an immediate success. "Yah!" "We should!" "Let's all get one!" "Can we come in? Do we have time?"

It was 20 minutes to closing but the worker gamely let the young people past the social distancing barrier, and they swarmed the unstuffed body display, pointing out which ones they were going to get. She scooped up the decisions, moving the whole pack over to the stuffing blower, and had them operate the air as she filled their choices. The scent options ramped up the group's already palpable excitement.

As she offered the first plushie to the owner for a squish test, and then flipped it around for the heart insertion, a decision was made. "No, we're gonna put the hearts in all at the same time!" This might have surprised the employee, but she laughed and went along with it. Several nearly completed bodies later, she had them each choose a heart and instructed them each to hug it. And then. Rub it on their hearts. And then rub it on their heads! Now rub it on their toes!

I'm cashing out while all this was going on behind me. It was complete goofery. The enthusiasm of the worker was the same cheerful joyous supportive silliness as a camp counselor leading a group of six year olds in a game. And these young men and women were LOVING it. They did every ridiculous maneuver they were instructed, laughing at the 'childishness' of it all, but not a one complaining, or calling it stupid.

I don't know why, but that incident made me unbelievably happy.

I think, too often, people are so stressed to 'grow up' and 'act your age', that they forget how much fun it can be to just. Enjoy silly things. To spin in a circle and rub a cloth heart on your tummy. To buy a stuffed animal with your best friends.

I wish them all the best.

[rosiesaura-blog]

kisses n more kisses

⋆ rosé x reader

⋆ gender neutral

⋆ fluff with the slightest smut

-

Chaeyoung had the weekend off which meant you had her all to yourself.

You haven’t been on a proper date in a while, so Chaeyoung let you plan whatever you wanted. Something sweet and simple sounded nice. Out to dinner, a stroll through the markets, and getting some wine to finish it off sounded excellent.

You two did exactly that.

Dinner was lovely. A comfy, yet fancy restaurant is what you settled for. It was perfect. The dim lights shone on Chaeyoung’s skin making her natural glow sparkle. She wore a shade of deep red lipstick tonight, something she rarely did. She was too beautiful for words. You made sure to continuously tell her this time to time. It would catch her off guard as she sat across from you, making her cheeks flush pink.

“You’re stunning, Park Chaeyoung.” You said. Your eyes washed over her as her lips curved into a grin. She reached across the table and took your hand, softly running her thumb over your knuckles.

After dinner you walked hand in hand down a busy street. The nightlife was loud and crowded. People visited different shops, and stands, others danced around, while some just sat and talked, almost yelling. None of this bothering you one bit though, you slipped your arm around Chaeyoung’s waist and pulled her close.

“Babe! Look!” Chaeyoung shrieked. She skipped over to a stand that had a rather large selection of animal headbands.

Before you could protest, she picked out a band with brown puppy ears and stuck it on your head. You endured the silly thing after hearing the fit of giggles come from her. She grabbed another that looked like pink bunny ears and placed it on her own head.

“Cute, huh?” She whispered, and scrunched up her nose. You nodded intently and grinned at how absolutely adorable she was.

“The cutest, Chaeng.”

After walking for a while longer; buying matching keychains, she picked out weird looking fruits, a couple of different street snacks and sweets, and dancing to music blaring from speakers all around, you two decided to go home.

You got a bottle of wine at the closest convenience store, and headed back to your car.

Back home the two of you sat closely on your couch, both giggling messes, while glasses almost empty of the red alcohol were on the coffee table.

Chaeyoung’s eyes glimmered from being slightly tipsy, or, you believed, because she just had stars in them.

She ran her hands through your hair, talking about how cute you are.

“How can you be so cute? It’s not fair!” She exclaimed, teasing.

“You’re much cuter, Chaeng.”

Chaeyoung twirled strands of your hair around her fingers, smiling. You looked at her tiny figure beside you, completely shaken at how lovely she looked. How did you get so lucky?

“Thank you for tonight,” you murmured, taking her hand in yours.

“And thank you,” Chaeyoung responded, “I needed that.”

Agreeing, you raised her hand to your face, resting it on your cheek. Chaeyoung worked so hard. With everything she did she always put in a million percent. She handled it well, but there were times when you could tell she was extra worn out, in need of fun and relaxation.

Without thinking twice, you swiftly pulled Chaeyoung on top of your lap. She squealed softly, and fell down to your chest. Her head fit perfectly there, tilted up to the crook of your neck. Her breath was warm and smelled like the wine.

You ran your hands softly up and down her back. “Chaeng, I love you.”

Chaeyoung hums and lifts her head at this. A sweet little smile is plastered on her mouth. She takes your face in her tiny hands, slightly squishing your cheeks, and pulls you close for a kiss.

The kiss is slightly sloppy from you both being out of your wits, but it’s still perfect, and makes butterflies go wild in your tummy.

She lets those three wonderful words pass her lips as well. Making you deepen the kiss as much as even possible.

Your hands slip under her shirt to her soft, warm skin, as she runs her own hands through your hair. She tugs slightly, gaining a soft gasp from you. Giggling again she pulls away, smiling wickedly now. You smirk and grab her arms before pinning her down onto the couch.

You lean down to kiss her again, more needily this time. She kisses back with the same intensity, her hands exploring every inch of your body that she can reach. They finally land at the hem of your shirt and start to pull the fabric up. You lean away enough to allow her to pull it over your head, quickly reattaching your lips when it’s away. Her hands find your chest now and softly run warm fingertips over it. Her touch sends shivers up your spine, the butterflies in another dimension now. Needing more feeling from her, you push your hips down to hers, grinding slowly. She moans slightly, the sound of her tiny voice taking you to another level of paradise.

Now wanting the same view she has, you discard her shirt as well, and press your lips to the pretty skin that was underneath. You leave wet trails of kisses all over her chest and neck, slightly biting at her sweet spots, some areas reddening afterwards.

You were completely intoxicated by her. Lost in her sweet scent, soft lips, and wandering hands. You didn’t know how much you needed her like this until you started. You could definitely tell she was absolutely reveling in it too.

After a couple more quick kisses you pulled away and looked up at her eyes. They slowly fluttered open, while she smiled back at you, just as lost in you as you were in her.

“Let’s take this to the room.” You suggested. It wasn’t going to stop with just kisses.

She nodded and got up, but only to pull you in close. She pressed a big loud kiss to your lips, and bit slightly on your bottom one. You laughed, and followed a giggling Chaeyoung into your bedroom.

[specialagentfluffstein]

All the asks!

Okie Doke. Except 84. I answered that yesterday. 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? My ex. 2. Are you outgoing or shy? Outgoing as hell. I’ll talk to anyone.  3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My new potential beau.  4. Are you easy to get along with? I think so.  5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I think so.  6. What kind of people are you attracted to? People with presence. A nice face doesn’t hurt either.  7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Maybe. We’ll have to see how things go tomorrow.  8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? The same dude who always is.  9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Nope. The last officer I rode with tried to test this and failed.  10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My sister, probably.  11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “okay don’t get into anything too life threatening”  12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 1. “I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do” - Abba; 2. “My My My!” - Troye Sivan; 3. “Mystery of Love” - Sufjan Stevens; 4. “Edge of Town” - Middle Kids; 5. “Paris Latino” - Bandolero.  13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Unless you are a hair stylist, not really.  14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Luck yes, miracles maybe.  15. What good thing happened this summer? This past summer? I got to play with the SWAT team! I went to the Lake with my bestie! The solar eclipse was a thing! 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Negative. 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Affirm. 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Nope. I wonder what happened to that kid. I wonder if he still wears Hawaiian shirts every day.  19. Do you like bubble baths? Yes. 20. Do you like your neighbors? Most of them.  21. What are you bad habits? I tend to smack my gum.  22. Where would you like to travel? I’d like to visit every Disney park. I’d also like to visit Norway.  23. Do you have trust issues? Affirm. 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Makeup! or Coffee.  25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My tummy.  26. What do you do when you wake up? check the time.  27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Negative. I’m good being pale. 28. Who are you most comfortable around? My bestie. 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Not to my face. 30. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe? IDK. 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? It is! 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Tom Hardy and Armie Hammer. 33. Spell your name with your chin. flu8ff6y 34. Do you play sports? What sports? Negative. 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? I’ll just die. Thanks anyways. 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Affirm. 37. What do you say during awkward silences? Random “fun facts” 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? 6′3″, dark hair, blue eyes, spent some time in the military, not a cop.  39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? I love Macy’s and T.J. Maxx.  40. What do you want to do after high school? Already did it. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Negative. 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? That I’m pissed.  43. Do you smile at strangers? All the time. 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer Space. 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? The need for coffee.  46. What are you paranoid about? Owing people.  47. Have you ever been high? Negative. 48. Have you ever been drunk? Affirm. 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Affirm. 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black. 51. Ever wished you were someone else? Affirm. 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My metabolism.  53. Favourite makeup brand? Too Faced 54. Favourite store? Safeway. 55. Favourite blog? Can I say my own, or is that too self-centered? I’m digging @symphony-in-silver they post Chris Isaak gifs and I am here for it.  56. Favourite colour? Tiffany blue. 57. Favourite food? Sushi or pizza.  58. Last thing you ate? A smoothie I made for lunch.  59. First thing you ate this morning? I had a cup of coffee… 60. Ever won a competition? For what? Yes! I won four Golds and Bronze medal for SkillsUSA in high school for  Broadcast News Production (gold), Prepared Speech (gold, two years in a row), Crime Scene Investigation (bronze), and CPR/First Aid (gold). I was the first female in Nevada to win two gold medals in the same year. I also won a short fiction award senior year of college.  61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Negative.  62. Been arrested? For what? Negative.  63. Ever been in love?  Affirm. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? I got cornered like a wounded animal and it was awful.  65. Are you hungry right now? Negative.  66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Negative. I like you all about the same.  67. Facebook or Twitter? Twitter. 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr.  69. Are you watching tv right now? Negative. 70. Names of your bestfriends? I call my bestie “favored person” quite a bit.  71. Craving something? What? Yes. Chinese food. 72. What colour are your towels? Yellow and Blue.  72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Five. 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Sometimes.  74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Not as many as I did when I was six. 75. Favourite animal? Dogs. 76. What colour is your underwear? Black. 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? If it’s ice cream, vanilla. If it’s cake, chocolate. 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Chubby Hubby. 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Plum. 80. What colour pants? Light rinse denim color. 81. Favourite tv show? Adam -12 82. Favourite movie? L.A. Confidential (fuck you, Kevin Spacey) 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls. 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Same as last night.  85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Karen.  86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Pearl. 87. First person you talked to today? My mom. 88. Last person you talked to today? My ex. 89. Name a person you hate? My advisor. 90. Name a person you love? Officer Male Model (A nickname given to him by a toothless motel clerk).  91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Affirm. 92. In a fight with someone? Negative.  93. How many sweatpants do you have? Like two, maybe? IDK. 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Oh my god soooo many.  95. Last movie you watched? Boondock Saints (It was St. Patrick’s). 96. Favourite actress? Gal Gadot. 97. Favourite actor? Colin Farrell 98. Do you tan a lot? I don’t tan so much as fry.  99. Have any pets? No. :( 100. How are you feeling? Pretty okay.  101. Do you type fast? If I’m not thinking about it. 102. Do you regret anything from your past? Affirm. 103. Can you spell well? Affirm. 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Affirm.  105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Negative. 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Affirm. 107. Have you ever been on a horse? Unfortunately.  108. What should you be doing? Putting my laundry in the dryer. 109. Is something irritating you right now? My eczema flared up again, so yeah, that’s irritating.  110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Affirm.  111. Do you have trust issues? Didn’t I already answer this? 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My mom, probably. 113. What was your childhood nickname? Fona.  114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Affirm. 115. Do you play the Wii? Negative.  116. Are you listening to music right now? Affirm - The The’s “Beyond Love” 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? I’m largely indifferent. 118. Do you like Chinese food? I don’t like chinese food. I love chinese food.  119. Favourite book? John Steinbeck’s East of Eden or S.E. Hinton’s The Outsiders.  120. Are you afraid of the dark? Negative. 121. Are you mean? Yeah, kind of.  122. Is cheating ever okay? On people or in cards? People no, cards maybe.  123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Negative.  124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Affirm. I saw at least three dogs today and I fell in love with every single one.  125. Do you believe in true love? Maybe? It seems like a ploy to sell engagement rings to me. 126. Are you currently bored? I’m almost always bored.  127. What makes you happy? Television, records, things that go ~squish squish~ or at least look like they embody the ideals of things that go ~squish squish~ 128. Would you change your name? Affirm. I’m working on getting my last name changed to distance myself from a deadbeat male parent. 129. What your zodiac sign? Virgo! 130. Do you like subway? No. Port of Subs or Jimmy Johns. No subway.  131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Say “too late asshole. That ship sailed, sank, and is now home to a colony of octopi” 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? I definitely already answered this one.  133. Favourite lyrics right now? “Give your love freely to whoever that you please, don’t let nobody tell you ‘bout who you oughta be.” - Josh Ritter “Getting Ready to Get Down.  134. Can you count to one million? Probably not.  135. Dumbest lie you ever told? “my mom won’t let me give my number out” I was seventeen.  136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed. 137. How tall are you? 5′4″ in my 5.11 boots. 138. Curly or Straight hair? Curly. 139. Brunette or Blonde? Can I go with option C - red.  140. Summer or Winter? Summer! 141. Night or Day? Day! Unless it’s a ride along and then Night. Nothing fun happens on day shift.  142. Favourite month? May.  143. Are you a vegetarian? Negative. 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk. 145. Tea or Coffee? Coffee. 146. Was today a good day? So far it’s been whatever. 147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers. 148. What’s your favourite quote? “When you’re curious, you find lots of interesting things to do.” - Walt Disney 149. Do you believe in ghosts? Affirm. My grandma’s house is absolutely haunted.  150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “Out of Elivagar sprayed poison-drops” (The book is the Oxford World Classic translation of the Poetic Edda.)

Thanks for asking!

[shortqueershakespeare]

MLM / TRANS GUY ASKS  

1. what are your pronouns ?

 He/him and they/them.

2. what is your sexuality ?

Oof gay/queer.

3. are you top or bottom or switch ?

Switch, heavily leaning bottom though.

4. are you pre-T or on T ?

I’m on T as of 2019!

5. planning on getting top surgery ?

Yes!

6. whats your favourite food ?

Steak and kidney pie is one of my favourite things in the world.

7. whats your favourite colour  ?

Blue or purple.

8. whats your height ?

5 foot something, no idea tbh.

9. what are your hobbies and interests ?

Tennis, lots of creative things, writing, scrapbooking, origami, reading.

10. describe your fashion sense

Very gay.

11. whats your shoe size ?

European 37 which is v inconvenient.

12. do you have any pets ? 

One boxer puppy, four chickens.

13. are you a touchy feely person or ?

Yessss so pandemic has been a big oof, literally being able to hug my sister post self-isolation is something I’m excited for. Super touchy feely when drunk too.

14. do you like hugs and cuddles ?

I loveee cuddles, I’m known for good hugs.

15. where do you live ?

Currently I live in Vienna!

16. tall boys or short boys ?

I love tall boys so much

17. do you prefer neck kisses or cheek kisses?

Neck kisses

18. are you single or taken?

Tragically single

19. do you prefer coffee dates or movie dates ?

Coffee dates, although movie dates can be fun and are good distance ones.

20. what colour are your eyes ?

Blue.

21. what colour is your hair ?

Red at the moment, will be rainbow when I’m back home!

22. what are your favourite bands/artists ?

Stornoway, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Taylor Swift, dodie, cavetown, Orla Gartland, Tessa Violet, Lauren Aquilina, Phoebe Bridgers.

23. what is your favourite show to watch ?

At the moment, its a wild mix of Taskmaster, Phineas and Ferb and Lucifer.

24. what stores do you shop at most ?

Lush and Billa.

25. how would you describe your personality ?

Very enthusiastic and loyal.

NBLM Asks

🍇 - Does your attraction to men influence your gender? Does your gender influence your attraction?

My gender definitely influences my attraction to men and other genders, my attraction to any gender feels gay because I’m not fully a man.

🔮 - If you want one or more partners, what would you like them to call you? (partner/girlfriend/boyfriend/etc.)

Boyfriend until I pass fully, partner after that, boyfriend is good too though.

🌸 - Do you like the nblm flag? What do the colors remind you of?

Yeah it’s cute!!

🌺 - Do you wish there were more well known -romantic/-sexual orientation terms for non-binary people attracted to men, or do you prefer just the nblm label?

I like nblm, especially because I don’t often out myself as nonbinary, I’m mostly masc anyway.

💎 - How long have you identified as nblm? Has your personal idea of what that means for yourself changed during that time?

For a few years now, I tend to interact with the nblm community on tumblr but I generally call myself gay or queer.

💧 - What’s your favorite thing about being nblm?  

I like the connection I have with gender.

🍏 - Favorite nblm headcanons? (As many as you like!)

ooh i can’t acc think of any!

🍐 - Do you have a ”type”?      

it has been described as “generic white boy”, I like tall skinny boys with short curly dark hair (like to an embarrassing extent, my ex and the last guy I had a thing with were upsettingly similar looking)

🍀 - What is an underrated feature of men? (Can be physical or something they do)  

The stretch they do when you can just see their tummy under their shirt.

🌳 - Free space - tell me about a boy you like! (Can be a friend, crush, squish, partner, whatever :) )

So I’ll describe the boy that anon is definitely going to be expecting but I wanna be vague ish in case I’m ever dim enough to give him my tumblr. He’s very sweet and caring and more passionate than anyone I know. He’s one of those people who is just a good person and I’m always so in awe of how lovely he is.