#genuinely made me laugh so hard

[teddybeartoji]

[kkolg]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting… mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement Does a jig Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose Oopsie! Shit drips down leg softly I had a little accident tee hee shits out entire organs in a masculine way UWU notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor Uwu Owo Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit Bone apple tea! Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass) I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

Ok for any other ask like this I won’t answer it but

this shit was too fucking funny to not post

[sushisocks]

seeing the "nobody understands this fictional character except for me and my mutuals" post four times in a row on my dash all from my mutuals is SO funny and incredibly validating. i love all of you

[serendippertyy]

coming out as a massively obsessive digital circus fangirl,,these little freaks have leeched onto my brain and I will be rocking in a corner mumbling to myself waiting for the next episode...

anyways here's the three stooges featuring my sister's jax design because it is super cool and awesome

plus some zoobie doodles because they r my fav 🫶

[sailorgrams]

Even WITH context this doesn't make sense so take this meme I drew bc of my friend in dms

[withmytailtotheworld]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE STARLINGS CAN MFING JUMP??????????????????

[digitalcarcrash]

girl wake up they're transvestigating cary elwes and leigh whannell on twitter. Girl do you hear what im saying

[bicheetopuff]

I think she will feel angry that Izu practically almost told about OFA to Katsuki.

Omg I hadn’t even thought about that yet. Tbh I feel like she’ll be pissed at the idea of OFA in general cuz “oh wow a kid who had no power just getting offered one on a silver platter. How convenient?” She’s kinda cynical like that but I hope she decides to look past it.

But about him telling katsuki about it? Oh yeah she’s definitely gonna be mad cuz I remember how mad I was when I first watched it LMAO. Like, wdym you haven’t told your mom yet, and you’re telling the kid who told you to kill yourself? Bro stand up, your 🏳️‍🌈 is showing.

[therealraeweber]

I- thanks Bill. Very cool.

[wheretheresawyll]

Incredible that I have yet to see even ONE (1) post about my best friend Naaber. My friend Naaber at Carm's Garm. My pal Naaber who gave me a necklace just for talking with him. Look at him. He just figured out multiclassing.

[jackklinemybeloved]

“Oh really? They don’t have peace-scented Axe body spray in the United States?” Zac woke up and chose violence for this adventuring party

[mymp3]

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!

LETS GO INTO 2024 WITH A SMILE!!!

[bellamysgriffin]

Dana Watches Stuff: Always a Godmother, Never a God (6x04)

[maziecrazycloud]

ok you're the only one I know that draws so imagine this ok...

Instead of Dobby in the gluetrap, it's actually Jimmy. 🤨

Im so sorry it took me months to respond to this! I think it got lost in my inbox, but I found it this morning and I am literally cackling!! Sksjsks I drew this this morning in like 5 minutes.

I dont usually like to bring up 1977 but this is definitely giving me 1977 tour vibes. Please enjoy the hilarity:

Jimmy in a glue trap

[faaun]

idk how to live so im going to talk to myself out loud until i do

[funky-sea-cryptid]

inspired by this post by @daphneblakess