Regina, annoyed: Janis, you’re on speaker. Behave.
Janis, angrily: Or what, you’ll spank me?
Cady: Oh
Damian: my
Gretchen: god.
Karen: :)
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I’m drunk and just came home from a great concert so let’s compare the Beatles to bird categories
John is a crow or a raven, something really intelligent but emo OR some type of ridiculous water bird like a pelican that could fit your entire family in its beak flap pouch thing
George is definitely some type of goose. Probably a Canadian goose tbh or maybe a swan because they look great and peaceful but they WILL break your arm
Paul is one of those tiny but showy birds that make up elaborate mating dances and are named something like the bluebearded titpecker
Ringo is the blackbird in my garden I tamed, which got so friendly it hopped into my living room when the window was open and shat on my two week old designer couch, true story
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wish there were actually good clips of the beatles being funny on yt instead of those videos w the rlly loud mii music playing and dissertations on why the uploader found it funny popping up on the screen. i just want to watch these bugs act funny.
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'Kiss her face... with an undercut'
I had a stupid Idea, so take this, I wrote this in 20 minutes:
Warnings: None
Summary: Janis listens to a song, clueless to her dumb pining.
Pairings: None, just some Regina X Janis pining, via. Janis.
Janis hummed, along to the sterio, Damian and Janis's music tastes didn't line up, but today it was alright. Suddenly, a song popped up, 'Get him back!' by Olivia Rodrigo.
She had heard the song a few times, of course, she did, but she sort of turned it out. It was actually decent. She listened to the lyrics,
'I want to get him back'
Janis froze, turning up the stereo, and earning a side eye from her friend.
'I want to make him real jealous, want to make him real mad'
Imagines of Regina suddenly filled her mind, and she cringed, this seemed like a sound she'd like. Or maybe it reminded it of her in a different way, the lyrics...
'I want to kiss his face'
Definitely not, she thought instantly, eyes widening at that silly idea.
'With an undercut'
She snorted, letting out a snicker, never mind, it's definitely the lyrics that remind me of her. Damian was watching in amusement, driving in silence as he watched his friend laugh at seemingly nothing.
"What's so funny?" he asked, turning down the stereo till it was inaudible, Janis looked up from her trance.
"Oh, this song reminds me of Regina." She said honestly, shrugging, not seeing anything to lie about.
Damian gave her a funny look. What? Janis thought and shot him a scowl, he rolled his eyes, As if reading her mind he said, "It's nothing."
Janis narrowed her eyes but shrugged and turned up the stereo again.
I was bored, okay?
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