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vurelly · 4 months

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making the worst shop advertisements rn with my trackpad on my laptop because i cannot find my tablet pen

#vu talks shit #CLAWING AT MY HAIR I JUST NEED TO GET RID OF MY DCA PINS #I HAVE S O MANY #AND IM FINALLY ABLE BODIED ENOUGH TO WORK AND CON CRUNCH

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liauditore · 2 months

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new suicide squad anime got me thinking about the genderbend batman au i made when i was 16 again.

extra (nsfw??? body horror + shirtless doodle lol) art under the cut + drabble.

A mysterious actress appears in Gotham!

Production for the long-anticipated remake of the 1930s classic horror film, "The Clay", is saved in part thanks to the audition of one woman with no credits to her name, just a face and demeanor identical of the late leading actress of the original film.

However, the cast and crew have bigger worries than their limited budget and endless demands from their producers -- everyone involved seems to be disappearing one by one!

While the average gothammite worries that the cult classic's "cursed" reputation might be a little more than an urban legend, The Batman refuses to entertain such unfounded silliness and aims to get to the bottom of this crime against cinema!

presenting BATMAN '63 - THE RISE OF CLAYFACE coming not actually ever lmao

(her hair is brown now because I like the idea of her appearance never being fully consistent lol. shapeshifters gotta do their thing)

#batman au #gotham rogues #genderbend #clayface #dc comics au #i have no idea how to tag this. hi guys.#anyway i rlly do like how silly they made clayface in the isekai anime. i definitely took some inspiration from that iteration but #this version of fem clayface has been. in the back of my mind for literally years. i like the film actor angle for him too much #might do more of these might not. depends on how indulgent i feel ig.#anyway some misc headcanons for this clayface:#she was a struggling actor who was incredibly insecure about her appearance.#before she became clayface she would undergo plastic surgery for every new role she landed. her over the top passion for getting into (cont #(cont) character frightened directors. she gained a moniker for herself as “the woman with 1000 faces”#in this story specifically she's working under the penguin to get rid of some loose ends in a sensationalized way because the targets (cont #(cont) are famous. and she's more than happy to comply because a good chunk of the cast on set have been bad to her in the past.#her shapeshifting abilities have some limitations. she can morph into anything she has had skin to skin contact with however (cont)#(cont) she cannot change her total mass. which is why she has so much hair lol #she also can't copy powers cus that's whack. also only living things she can't turn into a car.#i probably forgot something important but yeah. goddamn you au i made as a teenager #goddamn you stupid ass suicide squad anime for making me think about this au again #cw horror #body horror #oh yeah she's also probably got a weird gender but she doesn't know that #she also can't maintain her not-clay-monster form for long or she starts to literally melt away.#my art

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shmorp-mcdurgen · 1 year

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Patients 1 and 2

The patient refs are done!! Now time for the staff…

#mandela catalogue #tmc #tmc labrats au #lab gabriel #patient 02 (cesar)#body horror #body horror cw #eye contact tw #face horror #shmorps art #the goop on Cesar’s face and arm is hazardous fun fact. can stick to and absorb skin #remove it and at best you have a rash and at worst you lose skin #it’s also a part of Cesar’s skin so you can get rid of it-#oh yeah! Gabriel’s wings don’t have feathers but hair! so that’s fun #had to redo Cesar’s ref cause it didn’t look right-#almost forgot. Cesar’s claw is modeled after the aye aye. and their weird hands

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stovetoast · 1 year

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#art #artists on tumblr #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #nintendo #splatoon oc #splatoon ocs #splatsona #oc #ocs #oc: angel #something something going into the metro vs leaving #aka ages 10-12/13 i think? i genuinely forgot #the drips are a personal hc btw #its basically the body getting rid of excess ink in the hair every few weeks for a while after you get your human form #kinda like the menstrual cycle but less painful and everyone gets it #aaaand it ends #and its not treated as gross

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nat-seal-well · 5 months

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I need to add more tank tops to my wardrobe how else will I be able to show off all of my tattoos

#tmi sorry #but #fun fact: I’m super self-conscious #not about my body shape or my body hair #but I have dark patches of skin in creases and I have never been able to get rid of them no matter how hard I try 😭#it’s the only thing keeping me back from wearing tank tops outside of the house #my neck my inner thighs my underarms #nothing fixes it

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solradguy · 1 year

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Man. I wish sol still had long hair in the promos. Give that man back his ponytail!

I miss his long hair so much it drives me crazy. Apparently he's still a Gear and all the other humanoid Gears have long hair so maybe it'll grow back out or something. He just looks like some guy without it lol

#asks #I suspect it might have been a covid era development shortcut removing the ponytail entirely #Less to animate and easier than making a new head model with long hair #He doesn't need the limiter anymore so his hair would be long on top too like with Dizzy and Testament's hair #But long hair like that is SOOOO HARD to animate. It's reasonable that with everything else ASW had going on that they wouldn't-#-want to have to deal with that if there was a believable way to just get rid of the long hair entirely #As much as I don't like that decision lol #I opened the Strive Jack-O' model in Blender once and saw all the nodes they put in her hair to animate it and my soul left my body

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szczylpierdolony · 6 months

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wish i had the balls to get a sugar daddy

#like this is sth i’ve had on my mind since i was 16 and now feel like i’m running out of time to try bc they’re always looking for someone #in their early 20s #but 1. idk if i could successfully have sex with a cis guy #like i wouldn’t freak out or anything but idk if i could even get any type of turned on #2. worried about safety like this is just a random person you meet on the internet that’s likely physically stronger than you and it freaks #me out a little bit #3. i’m not attractive and i have body hair i wouldn’t be willing to get rid of #4. i don’t think i could spend time with someone i dislike personality wise and i tend to not like cishet men even if it’s just chit chat #5. how would i hide it from my parents (and possibly friends bc i think some could be weird abt it too)#6 . i’m literally just a pussy who’s afraid to try #but idk it seems like sth that’d be decently convenient #and yeah ig i could try looking for a sugar mommy but the likelihood of finding one are much slimmer plus i’m really fucking unattractive #and i think a man would be more likely to deal with it #📓

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batrogers · 10 months

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You know if you're in a small town with horses, you probably know a lot about leather work and metal fittings.....

#pin up #sorta #fanart #Twilight Princess #LOZ: TP #Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess #Link #Link fanart #this is a really stupid picture I'm just gonna subject y'all to #boys with body hair #and scars #and magical chains they can't get rid of #spicy art #Link (Twilight Princess)

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chichiricatsan · 8 months

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Cerys "Baby Carrot" Surana

#oc: cerys surana #i felt like sharing a bunch of screenshots of her #my friend's oc inquisitor (Flyn Lavellan) gave her the nickname Baby Carrot 💖#i just...have a lot of feelings right now #i'm playing inquisition again to get rid of and sort The Big Sad and other emotions...it's kinda working #these are from her first make to her current make #she progressively got more and more freckles - peachier - and “fleek-er” eyebrows lol #unfortunately she's supposed to be a bigger girl but DA is notorious for not letting us customize bodies as such...#she's also a SHORT queen even for an elf lol #unfortunately that led to a derogatory moniker for her that of being called “the dwarf with pointed ears” in The Circle #and she's struggled with magic control all her life so she's also called “Cerys the Careless” or just “Careless” :T #“Cerys” and “Careless” sounding similar so...yeah. Sad girl.#threatened with tranquility and death a lot as well but Irving kept her protected for the most part #i should make her in origins and actually play her story there too but...y'know lol #she had short hair in Origins/Awakening :3 #hm. i think i just convinced myself to make her there and play that too again lol prolly share screens there too #dragon age #dragon age origins #dragon age inquisition #warden surana #grey warden #hero of ferelden #dragon age elf #dragon age mage #elven mage #redhead #ginger #freckles #original character #oc

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homelyhoney · 2 months

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women w happy trails u are hot asf btw

#they r literally called happy trails why would ppl be mean abt them 😭#anyway body hair isn't dirty and remember to ask urself how getting rid of it serves u #how u spend ur days is how u spend ur life and i quite frankly do not want to spend mine worrying abt missing a patch of leg hair

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paintwizard · 9 days

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Comments on an Instagram ad for laser hair removal for happy trails. Nature is healing ✨️ 💕 💖

#after years of anti body hair propaganda we can use a lil body hair love. as a treat #why get rid of happy trail when its happy? its literally in its name??#sammymadeapost

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year

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#gay thoughts: Neelix watching Tuvok shave bc they're rooming together (Neelix does not shave)#cyclical nature of gay thoughts...Neelix (watching Tuvok shave/wax): Y ou guys ever had gay thoughts??????????#I don't think Talaxians remove much body hair and Tuvok intentionally getting rid of it is very alien and interesting to him #Meanwhile Tuvok is internally like: dontscreamdontscreamdontscream <- guy who has a low pain tolerance #(for a Vulcan)

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starryarles · 3 months

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ranting/yapping in the tags post abt showering bc i feel like typing

#i wanna start doing more when i shower #bc i feel like its never enough #half of me thinks its my possible undiagnosed ocd #the other part of me thinks it would be good for me #but not good for my wallet #right now i do a full body scub down every 3-4 days and also wash my hair #and quick short showers daily #but i don't put lotion on daily #bc if i don't fully wash myself i feel gross putting on lotion #but i do lotion my legs every night bc they're so dry #but also my heels are cracked and the only way to get rid of that is to moisturise as much as possible #but i don't wanna moisturise them unless i scrub them #which i don't do every night #i only scrub them when i do my scrubdown showers #and my everything showers include exfoliating with exfoliating gloves and then with a loofah #and unless i do that double cleanse i do not feel clean #i think i'm going to start doing daily scrubs but only with the loofah and then every 3-4 days with the gloves only #i think this way it will be quicker #bc normally it takes me a whole hour to get that everything shower done #also my grandma does a daily gentle scrub and she's the cleanest person i know #so i think im gonna start doing that #my only concern really is the amount of money i'm abt to spend on lotion #but also i think i'm going to need less because the more you do it the more moisturised your skin feels yknow #so i'd be using less #i also think getting a little routine in would be good for me #like a routine thats tied to the clock #bc right now i go to bed whenever and i never feel like getting ready for bed so i end up going to sleep super late by the time im done #but if i get a time routine i would be ready for bed so i can go to bed when im sleepy #gonna start on that tomorrow i think; starting off with my regular scrub down and then the day after i'll do a gentle loofah shower and lot

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taegularities · 1 year

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so bangbangcon to me is just:

but then:

(and this isn't even all of them, literally every one of his sowoozoo looks was absolute fire)

and then we:

but also??

#I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY LMFAO I CAN'T DO THIS EMOTIOANYLL or well maybe i do #absolute wh*re for 5th muster jk bc he breathes life into my soulless body #he's literally every jk i write??? first time i felt Things for this man years ago #i'm not kidding he was so attractive during dimple and pied piper it made me cry every time #anyway pls think of me when pied piper comes on ty #AND UH 5TH MUSTER TAE IM ON MY KNEEEEEES FOR HIM !!!!! THE HAIR.... AND ALL THE SONGS THEY PERFORMED? top tier 😭#the rap/vocal line switch for ddaeng #and don't even get me started on this tae you attached. his eyes... the beauty. like does he even look real atp idk #notes for rid 🌹#ari <3

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dilfcherricola · 4 months

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I keep getting ads for at home laser hair removal and I can’t help but think like. That one meme from 2014 about sh. Promise you’ll stop for me.

#obviously there’s reasons you’d want permanent hair removal and you can do what you want with your body #but the ads are like. get rid of your ass hair! laser your balls!#would you have a butterfly remove it’s wings as well?#ball hair is the best and I’ll say that with my whole chest #shush up jj #personal

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mako-island-moon-pool · 4 months

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Personally of the belief that live action fans who go onto animanga posts uninvited like 'I DESPERATELY NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I THINK THE ART STYLE IS UGLY EVEN THO THIS OPINION IS IRRELEVANT TO THE POST' should be hit with a big rock. We already moved past this ten years ago, get with it or get lost. Swallow the hunger inside of you that demands everything be palatable to you. Maybe you could stand to be a little uncomfortable for a while

#Keep ur trashy comments to yourself #It's not even ugly! It's just not the conventional anime style so you deem it ugly. That's so fucking sad of you #You're the type of person who sees a piece of art and is like OMG WERE THEY ON DRUGS?!?!?!?!?!#Idk I think the art style is very fitting for the gigantic world Oda has built #People are allowed to be ''ugly'' because not all of us were born to be models. Shock and horror I know #(this is NOT aimed at the ppl who critque the way Oda draws women (to a degree...) bc I agree he could've done the same for women as he doe #The men by giving them way more diverse features and body shapes)#No this is aimed at the ppl who think the style as a whole is ugly and demean it bc it doesn't suit their tastes #Meanwhile their taste is the most conventional cookie cutter bland pretty boy/girl bullshit out there #(I say to a degree up there bc I think ppl go way too far with the criticisms like the one person who posted the Charlotte family identical #Sisters and went LOOK HOW SIMILAR THESE WOMEN ARE ODA SUCKS when they were MEANT to look similar)#^ yes that is an actual post I saw in like 2018 or 2019 when WCI was reaching its end in the anime and it made me die laughing #There are dozens of other examples you could've given but no. You intentionally chose the triplets (quintuplets? It's been a hot minute)#Rebecca and Nami and Vivi and Shirahoshi all having the exact same face with different hair? No I will use the identical twins as proof #What a unique way to undermine your own argument bc I was with you up until that #Anyway yeah the more I think abt the more I think the live action sucks actually for getting rid of Sanji's eyebrows bc they'd 'look bad'#Who cares? It's part of his design. You are cutting off parts of his character. Same w/ Usopp's nose.#Who fucking cares if it would have looked 'bad' or 'ugly'? Is that all you guys really care about? Keeping up appearances???#I'm so sick of the shit I like getting 'remade' to appeal to people who will never actually appreciate why stuff looks the way it does #It's so shallow I hate it #<- yes I'm still bitter about what they did to my boy WW in the three guns reboot iykyk #And Livio and Razlo for that matter. What the FUCK was that about #Idk maybe it's cuz it's something I recognized in myself and attempted to squash so it's frustrating seeing other ppl do it #And again obvs Oda isn't perfect w/ this either as he draws evil women as fat old hags and his protags as skinny and beautiful #Or how he thinks not following ur dreams will make u ugly and fat and following ur dreams will make u conventionally attractive #I get it. Storytelling method. But u can do better. Use colorschemes instead of physical attributes or something like Veneer does

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