I'm sincerely very happy for anyone who is enjoying the show but every time I see takes that the show has improved the book characterizations or that the book characters are underdeveloped in comparison to the show...
so we’ve established by now that we’ve all acquired an inner Senshi that tells us to eat properly and an inner Chilchuck that tells us to be mindful of our rights in the workplace, but what about Laios and Marcille? their self-care schticks are a little bit more abstract than the other two, so I’m curious as to what everyone’s learning from them
discord is bogged down by so much fucking trash theyre trying to sell us that even when the servers arent actually crashing they still run like shit so they can constantly have animated ads and pop ups every time the desktop app updates begging you to pleasepleaseplease spend $10 every month for shit that should be included for free as is and then buy the extra animated frames for icons buy all of them please be a cool gamer for us were all gamers here haha poggers heres the worst app overhaul youve seen outside of tumblr in years
so sick of seeing once decent platforms get absolutely trashed to pieces by shitty intrusive advertising and horrible unintuitive updates done the sake of keeping you on the app longer and a lack of any real competitor. someone should buy out the kik app or something and wipe it clean of pedophiles and then strap it up with decent emojis and server structure if only so the name is recognizable and its already available on app stores
Hello! The Two Johnnies (AKA the Mummy thing) previously expanded here
It's basically a Mummy AU where it's:
Daniel LaRusso being Evie except he's the one that joined the foreign legion to see the world (and mummies bc he actually wanted to study archeology and cultures)
Johnny Lawrence being the lunkhead that gets into fights and is sent to Egypt to cool his heels, courtesy Sid. Dutch accompanies him because perhaps the reason Johnny even got into trouble was Dutch? Who knows.
Also everybody did sort of have bullying re: TKK but without the tournament. So Daniel dealt by joining the foreign legion to travel, Johnny dealt by becoming more surly/inward introspection gone bad. Basically CK Johnny. Idk man it's all hazy for me
And then you have fitey Johnny+Dutch meet Daniel again (Dutch meets Daniel in a bar, gets his ass handed to him bc Daniel did go learn karate apparently). So he steals Daniel's artefact bc he's a petty bitch.
Idk man they sort of agree to find treasure together because Daniel's the only one who knows where Hamunaptra is. Why do Johnny and Dutch want to go - well if you found out about a city of the dead wouldn't you want to go? Plus treasure frees Johnny (and Laura) from Sid. So they go. The Americans are Mike Barnes, Snake & co. lmao.
And Freddy Fernandez is Benny (i know i know but he ditched Daniel p quick after he lost a fight just saying). So basically Johnny's like LaRusso you're the brains, get us out of this because all I can do is punch stuff and that hasn't helped us much.
Whike simultaneously Silver is like I will be taking your Johnny to resurrect my Johnny. I would also like to point out Kreese covered in gold paint head to toe, let Terry have pretty things okay.
Plus Chozen is Ardeth Bay bc I love Daniel and Chozen together. Also imagine Dutch and Chozen would get along like a house on fire eventually.
Unfortunately my rental timed out and I never continued this. Now you know ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
the fun thing about eliot, concussed, conveying desperately important messages to parker and hardison through a cobbled together mix of sign and morse is that the messages are absolutely gonna include, like "don't meet up with the mark alone, whatever you do", and also
1– "put the steaks in the fridge I won't be able to cook tonight"
2– "don't think you can raid my baking supplies just because I'm horizontal yes parker this means you"
3– "please check if we have emergency soup, quinn stopped by in the middle of the night with a minor graze and I forgot to check the freezer after"
all in brisk businesslike all-unnecessary-words-redacted military-ese, with the equivalent of typos because eliot keeps forgetting himself and going fast and hardison's still working on the practical application of this very cool skill he never needed this much until today
Aaaa you have such a talent for making Vargas AUs I immediately fall in love with (or in this case a new branch of an existing au), excuse me while I go try to learn how to draw spiders just because upside down drider Scri's looking so heckin cute
(Psst, if you’re looking for specific spider inspiration, I’d keep an eye out for the Brazilian White Knee [Acanthoscurria Geniculata] and Bold Jumper [Phidippus Audax] °öwö°)