#getting better at whistling

[sweetmapple]

Since google is absolute garbage I’m coming to the wonderful depths of tumblr to request the esoteric knowledge I seek

If I whistle, like a lot a lot, regularly 7 days a week, to a point where at around evening my lower lip muscles (the descending labials) are twitching (likely from overworking them) , will that make those muscles “get swole”? like am I gonna end up as the black and white chad sigma guy if I keep whistling at this rate???

Or alternatively will I just get better at whistling for longer? Will it lead to the warbling ability?

Please whistle masters of the internet, I need answers

Idgaf about loosing face fat, I just love whistling and want to know if there will be [c o n s e q u e n c e s]

[kthulhu42]

There's nothing wrong with being female, but people like you who hate being female should just become men lol. what's the point of living as something you hate?

I'm sorry, but do you have reading comprehension issues?

I have *no* problem with being female. The problems stem entirely from misogyny.

I could run away and pretend to be one of the oppressors for my own benefit. But that would not change the reality of the situation:

Misogyny will follow, regardless of the surgeries, hormones, clothing choices, or haircuts. You cannot opt out of the way men feel about you.

[moviesstoriesandbooks]

What if Chay moves on from Kim and starts bringing over people from clubs and college parties to the minor family house ? He picks them carefully , he now knows how to , they're usually vaguely aware of who he is. They also know enough to not question the security surrounding him and his "house". He's learnt to protect himself from people who get close only with their selfish ulterior motives.

He's only young and in college once. He's gonna enjoy it goddamnit.

Except once when Kim comes over to the minor fam house at Kinn's request for "personally verifying the money leaks Porsche found out and see if he could update the security in any way possible while he's at it " , and he runs a *bit* late . Kim gracefully accepts Porsche's invitation to "crash opposite to Chay's room , that's where his friends stay over sometimes . Chay's my brother by the way, have you guys met?😄".

And Kim has to listen to Porchay and some ba**ard loudly make their way to Porchay's suite in what was so late at night that it was early in the morning , even by Kim's standards.

Pants , purrs . *Moans.* F#cking moans.

And thuds of flesh on the wall when they got too excited and tripped on the carpet. Laughs and giggles. Not a care as to who might hear.

Kim thought it would end once they got in the suite . Well he was wrong. He had to listen to every single whimper, shout and cry ; and finally understood why the maid explained how Khun Porchay prefers the entire floor to himself for his music usually .

He couldn't sleep even after it got fully quiet . He couldn't sleep for a long time after .

[train-fans-anonymous]

often times I remember this panel from the RiD2015 comics and it does irreparable things to my brain

[coquelicoq]

uhhhh just opened my christmas present from my grandparents and it's...a rape whistle?

[maxsix]

I have listened to Babymonster's Sheesh so you don't have to.

NMIXX made AESPA sound like Mozart. Babymonster makes NMIXX sound like Vivaldi. It's not a compliment. I understand YG want lightning to strike twice and comparison is the thief of happiness but this is a budget Blackpink cosplay with none of the Teddy/Bekuh hooks, like at all. That was a very interesting choice.

Aespa were smart enough to realise that being BP 2.0 wouldn't cut it and worked on their own group personality. It's not all good but I think they have plenty of redeeming qualities. Prayers for Giselle to step up because her lack of everything is startlingly obvious when she performs with the other three.

IVE never played the same game with their concept or sound, even with the woefully unsuited 'Baddie'. Wonyoung's position as Thee IT Kpop Girlie has not had a worthy challenger for years. Hopefully Starship don't fuck this up but let's be honest, they probably will. Still, I look forward to their comebacks the most.

NewJeans started so strong but I am now losing interest. I'm not their target audience so I can't criticise them for how juvenile Supershy sounded to me. It's nice to see youthful music for a youthful group though and I like that they aren't trying to be mature too fast. It's just hard to vibe sometimes.

NMIXX are just strange. I don't understand them but I do see how talented they are. It's just a shame their skills are wasted on such polarising music. It takes some balls to knowingly deviate from the safe path just for the vision. I have to respect them for that tbh haha. I can see this group really maturing into something great in a few years, if they can keep relevancy. I said the same exact thing about NCT when they came out so maybe there is hope (and despair).

Le Sserrafim are a Jukebox Group. Their last albums sounded like covers of Tyla, Rosalia and Rema. It's very trendy music and I don't fault them for doing that but when I'd rather listen to the original over them? That's not really good. No amount of aesthetically pretty lore videos compensates for their current lacklustre music (and vocals). I feel like we're heading into 'great gowns, beautiful gowns' territory with them.

Now Babymonster. I have not been impressed by them at all. The much-heralded Ahyeon has apparently returned to the group like Lazarus and I was informed she would be Wonyoung's successor but she does not even stand out in her own group. I would not be able to pick her out of a line up. They get full points for effort and I do like Stuck In The Middle but I begrudgingly admit that for these girl crush concepts, Teddy is Teddy for a reason. Choice37 and Jared Lee just don't produce in a very impactful way that I like. Good luck to them but I have no desire to replay any of their songs.

(G)-Idle remain playing chess.

[boxwinebaddie]

nothing kicks off my schools teacher appreciation week like breaking up a fight :/

[corvidaedream]

in my quest to maybe move back to providence after 20 years, im looking at jobs down there and damn i think i might be better off financially pivoting to carpentry/construction work for a while

[caterpillarinacave]

So you choose not to step through the door, after all why mess with nonsense when you're already in nonsense? You check the items in your pockets, your phone you shut off to conserve power, the dog tag, key and top clink together but offer no help, and when you fiddle with the walkie-talkie you manage to get it to turn on, excitedly you call out to the void but only static responds, which is disappointing but predictable, so you put the items away and hunker down for the night, looking at the sky you can see that the stars seem strange, though you're no expert, and the moon seems to have a second smaller moon near it which looks pretty cool but is a stark reminder of how not on your own world your predicament has landed you.

In the morning you begin looking through the nearby bushes and plant life taking note of anything strange, you notice the berries you had been picking before you stepped through the door are also growing around here, they look and taste the same, and some other plants seem pretty similar to the forest from before as well, although the further away from the door you go the more unfamiliar plants you come across (of course that may just be your lack of familiarity with plants) and the few animals you have noticed are bizarre in a way that you can't explain, like the people from town, they seem almost perfectly familiar, just a little off and the noises they make have you thinking they wouldn't be able to communicate with their counterparts either, brushing aside another branch you come across a strange funnel made of metal which you pocket and what looks to be a regular whistle, you wipe it down and blow but hear nothing aside from the air going through, you consider it is either broken or maybe a dog whistle, as you go to put it away you hear something big running in your direction, before you can decide how to react a large creature storms out of the bushes and stops in the clearing before you, it's huge as a horse with paws and sharp teeth it licks as it looks around and spots you, it shakes its head again reminding you of a horse, then steps closer before turning and staring expectantly, you get the feeling it's waiting on you, impatiently, and you realize it seems to expect you to get on its back. Do you get on?

Yes.

[glimmerclouddragon]

Listen, my dear mutuals! If you want to listen to probably the best singer in the world.

Look up Dimash Kudaibergen. Every time I hear this man's voice I crumble and ascend and explode at the same time.

You may not like the genre of music but you cannot deny the range, control and power this man has over his voice! And he keeps improving and improving.

[meggettes]

ok voyager rewatch continued etc etc

s2e14 and they are FINALLY discussing that Starfleet protocols may not be serving them well in the Delta quadrant.

Like, fucking finally! The previous episode was the first time, probably this whole season, that they mentioned the prime directive, and that even came as a surprise because of how Janeway has been going about this journey home.

And like, yeah, the Kazon have been troublesome, but they certainly should’ve been really reevaluating strict adherence to Starfleet protocol when they are in the Wild West/opposite side of the known world/completely abandoned to desperately fight for survival. Starfleet protocol is strict! Starfleet protocol is precise! Starfleet protocol is flexible, but it is vigorously adhered to.

So, it feels like it’s taken forever for them to finally arrive at this philosophical/tactical point. 

OK, I’ll keep watching the episode… 

[leatherbookmark]

an interesting thing abt jgy antis is like. where is the source of their, shall we say, negative opinion of jgy? like, 1. jgy is a villain, he does horrible things with no remorse, he’s willing to do everything to achieve his selfish, egotistical goals. --> 2. the source of this claim: this, this and this scene. --> 3. alright, but to me -- says someone who’s not an anti -- this reads differently. that he did all those things, and did them on purpose and without remorse, is not that obvious to me. why do you think that? --> 4. well, obviously because he’s a villain and does horrible things with no remorse.

like... he’s evil because he does bad things, and he does bad things because he’s evil. i’m interested in how antis came by those opinions, but a, unfortunately i have them all blocked, and b, even if i or someone else made a poll, it wouldn’t be authentic because no sane anti is going to say “well, people hated him and wrote all those things about him on twt, so i started hating him as well”, or “i only care about wgxn, you could sell me anything about other characters if your arguments were convincing enough because i zoned out during the parts when wgxn weren’t on screen/pages of the book”. it’s all “written in the book/shown in the show” and “logical arguments you’d agree with if only you could read”.

[mandalorian-chiara]

🎶"There's nothing I do better than revenge"🎶

*Plays tin whistle poorly outside your window*

[arseniccattails]

"Drag Strip is bad or mediocre at everything except for being fast" Incorrect, Drag Strip has a high natural aptitude for two or three skills. Tragically these are all unrelated to being in the military and it frustrates him more than just being kind of shitty all around never could.

[wondero28]

4townies can we please talk about how it’s probably not the best to be putting smut under the main tags?

Its not your responsibility to monitor kids online but it is on you if they casually find it under the main tags on tumblr or other social media. Especially if its not tagged or warned well.

Im not commenting on the morality of making it, thats not what i care about. But can we PLEASE quit putting smut under the main 4town tags?? Make a dog whistle, make a more discreet tag.

Just make a tag thats not one of the main tags or not using a character/big ship name. It will not kill you, but it might help minors & those who don’t want to see it properly avoid the content. Turning Red (and in turn 4town) are oriented to younger audiences, you know that. You know there are minors regularly exploring the main tags. Just make an alt tag.

Ppl who want to find it, will find it.

[heroesriseandfall]

It is really frustrating that the characteristic of Bernard Dowd that has become popularized is literally just the antisemitism his creator wrote him with.

I don’t know how much this part of his character will be brought back in new comics but I really don’t want Tim’s new boyfriend to be antisemitic, so can y’all please learn at least a little bit about antisemitism in conspiracies before writing a new post about Bernard making what is literally just an antisemitic conspiracy theory but with Batman. His creator already wrote him being pretty clearly antisemitic, I really don’t think we need more.