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sugardecay · 17 days

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unimaginably soft ⛓️❤️

#liiiiike come on #i’m so gropeable #it’s not fair that i’m not being groped #i’ve got this huge king bed all to myself #also #i wish i could chose something different for the thumbnail but. whatever #sigh #me #mine #my video #my vidoes #my vids #my vid #curvy girls #curvy body #big tiddy goth gf #alt girls #queer

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months

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potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife

Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”

Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”

Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”

Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”

Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”

Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”

Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”

Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”

Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”

Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”

Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”

Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”

Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”

Charlie: “Oh…”

Charlie: “…”

Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”

Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”

Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”

Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”

Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”

Husk: “NO-!”

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #vaggie #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it #its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape #and death threats #she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel #for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them #and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore #but it's too late #vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout #she starts a photo album for it #the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye #and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie #so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day #a family can be a demon princess #her fallen angel gf #and their first ever houseplant <3

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zombie-bait · 4 months

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Highly recommend the 1872 novella Carmilla to all the wlw iwtv fans out there, it's about a gothic lesbian vampire-human romance and it lowkey changed my life. Like I cannot explain to you how shockingly gay and poetic this story that came out two decades before Dracula is. I'm a little devastated it took me this long to read it tbh

(And if you're looking for a good retelling that embraces the gay further I recommend Carmilla and Laura by S.D. Simper. It's not as poetic but it focuses on internalized homophobia, religion and has a happier ending)

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thequietabsolute · 1 year

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by Friedrich Seidenstücker

#in winter my gf grows out her underarm hair and without getting too biological about this fact … it makes me intensely happy #a thousand hours clocked up just laying in bed absentmindedly tickingling the soft hair there sigh sigh #i feel Darwin’s ingenious hand at work #looks and feels and smells heavenly #she also throws a mean javelin pow pow #personal notes #tickling* although umph i love that typo ✨#Friedrich Seidenstücker #n.

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xxcherrycherixx · 5 months

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merry christmas heartlockes nation (more like a tiny village instead of a nation tbh)

#ever after high #c.a cupid #blondie lockes #heartlockes #also i just want to say blondie would love the fact cupid can lift her like she weighs nothing #she makes cupid carry her out of bed in the morning by acting like shes too tired to get up by herself #in reality she just wants her strong gf to carry her bridal style like a princess #on a less romantic note it also means she drags cupid along on investigations so cupid can lift her to see and grab stuff out of reach #my art

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femboyyuri · 17 days

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hi here's the corset thingie i legit dont know where it comes from maybe someone gave it to me??

#test #shana face #gf's in the bed also :)

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hanzajesthanza · 23 days

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the headcanon that regis can hang from the ceiling to sleep or rest like a bat is funny on its own, but when i consider geralt and others in the hanza holding conversations with him like this, it’s made better by my understanding of this as just an advanced “neurodivergent sitting” technique

#in an irl au i suppose he could be doing an upside down yoga pose. that would fit irl au regis well. ugh #the better headcanon is angoulême walking in their room. going ‘[head nod up] cahir. where—‘#and cahir (not looking up) points to the ceiling on the other side of the room. also in total darkness btw no candles lit on that side #i imagine that when someone else walks to their room’s door and knocks. for example let’s say dandelion for instance #dandelion’s hardly a stranger but he did that thing where your friend stops hanging out with you because they’re busy with their gf #he knocks and immediately regis is suddenly sitting in bed like a normal person . and he put his eyeglasses on and pretended to read #oh hi dandelion i didnt recognize your footsteps #my… footsteps?#this is actually kind of bullshit though because the only person more talkative than dandelion at night is regis (angouleme close third)#so if dandelion ever wanted to discuss meaning of life at 2 am i know where he would go #sorry cahir. put a pillow over your ear #the elbow-high diaries #edit: no actually he would bother geralt with this #edit edit: no actually he and geralt were ‘on a break’ (unresolved tension) so he wouldn’t. but he would want to #angoulême goes to their room too often to chill and hang out #milva goes to their room and cahir and regis stand at attention like yes ma’am. what do you need #hi milva how are things (your ongoing mental health crisis)#if geralt walks in starts talking with regis. cahir leaves the room. ‘im going to um. check on the horses’#its 12 am. horses are sleeping. ? answer; he is being a considerate roommate. he had to share bunks before. he knows how It Is

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kinaesthetiqueer · 3 months

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Weiss is looking very very respectfully...

i had one more variation to finish; now i'm done with this meme! also nora now has 300% more freckles! because i can. :D

#nordic winter #rwby snowstorm #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #rwby #snowstorm #rwby fanart #rwby weiss #rwby nora #greenlight volume 10 #the rwby9 news energized me and i am so happy right now #anyways no variations or anything so this post is not as long #but i love them im too much a multishipper to have otps but i have to say they certainly have me In A Grip given the ssvau #also i love how their pallettes are very cool vs warm blue and orange contrast gfs #also idk why i post art and fic on tuesdays? i mean technically i drew this monday night and queued it but that's because i don't like to-#post art immediately after drawing. i just drop it in servers and for friends then go to bed. or in this case. go do homework. 🙃#kina draws

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theygender · 2 months

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For any horror fans out there that haven't read it yet: The Twisted Ones by T. Kingfisher is SO GOOD. I don't remember ever being so scared by a book

#the hollow places is also very good but it made me feel more like... fascinated than scared #the twisted ones actually has me like... i cant read it alone at night bc i get too spooked lol. i have to read it in bed next to my gf #and then i STILL get spooked. i spent all of last night in between dreams Scared Of Monsters Getting Me #until i woke up this morning and realized wait a second... that was in the book not real life #i am. so pleased by this. it is SO hard for me to find content that actually scares me anymore #and i love the authors voice too. the characters in each book have their own unique voices and both books have way different vibes #but even with that theres still some sort of just... essence that the author brings thats very present in both books and i really enjoy it #would definitely recommend both of them and i will DEFINITELY be checking out more of her books #rambling #edit: im looking at a list of her other books and two of them have a nonbinary mc?? hell yeah!!!#ive never seen a nonbinary person just casually represented in a non-lgbt focused novel. ESPECIALLY not as the protagonist in a horror #t kingfisher I LOVE YOU

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synonymroll648 · 1 year

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au where the black swan never had to abandon alluveterre, and sophie and biana keep sleeping in the same bed so much it becomes routine and they gradually get more cuddly as time goes by. and then they get more affectionate and emotionally intimate with each other too. and then they’re at the classic sapphic ‘are we dating or just really good friends?’ stage for a stupidly long time

#the more time this takes the better #also bonus points if they do end up leaving alluveterre anyway to go back home and whenever they're alone they go koala mode on each other #personally i think of biana as the one who's always clinging to sophie but i'm open to it being the other way around #particularly on hard days for sophie when she just needs the comfort of her...biana #definitely not gf what are you talking about #also if you think ahead in this au to the point where they're living either in the elite levels together or on their own together please #consider: the two of them actively seeking each other out as roommates and only ever using one bed and being. well. Roommates TM #whether this is established relationship or pining at this point i would be soooo in man #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sophiana #sophie foster #biana vacker #kotlc fic idea #this is one of those ones where the slower the burn the better if you get what i mean

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lostryu · 7 months

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the butch agenda is cleaning the bathroom so your wife can take a bubble bath after class

#lesbian #butch #literally anything i do for my gfs is the butch agenda #i’m also gonna make the bed and start the electric blanket so it’s nice n toasty

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heatsu · 6 months

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HATSUNE MIKU ⁉️⁉️

#i haven't drawn in so long uhhh #pjsekai #is taking over my life #sorry #😞😞#also the con of having spcial life and depression is having less time to engage jn creative hobbies #because when im left alone im just rotting in my bed (help (#the horrific amount of school work isn't helping 🤩#but anhwahs im so swag for being sh clean for more than 6 months now 🤙🤙#also i love my gf shes so aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA #heatsu art #traditional art #artists on tumblr #doodle #fanart #chibi #hatsune miku #vocaloid

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infizero · 4 days

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so many mods to have pico replace girlfriend on the speakers.... anyone ever considered a mod where they're BOTH up there huh...

#i gotta make this myself. unfortunately i dont know how to make mods (tho im planning on learning)#and also i feel like getting them both to be up there would be harder than just replacing gf's og sprites #maybe not idk. but it seems like it would be #idk. anyways IM GOING TO BED NOW. LORD HAVE MERCY.#serena.txt

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hzdtrees · 1 year

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#horizon forbidden west #hfw #hfw photomode #aloy #idk why aloy gets blown up so photogenically #but here she is #(also my gf just told me to go to bed so i guess this is the awkward break in queueing i talked about)#(maybe i'll get around to some more before the weekend but WHO KNOWS)

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castielafflicted · 3 months

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I just spent two very full days outside of my apartment (noon-9:30pm then 9am-7:30pm w a short 20 minute break at home) and I am so completely fucking exhausted BUT I am no longer filled with existential dread at the thought of being alive <3

#zeph posting #in those 20 minutes i 1. used the bathroom 2. stripped 3. laid in bed for 8 minutes and 4. got dressed to go again #those 8 minutes in only underwear were vital to my sanity at walmart #i got to see my brother today too!!!#yesterday i bothered my parents at work today i bothered my brother and his gf at work #i also went to church including class that i want to Have Friends in (read: guy i have a small crush on is in) and saw my grandpa too #i have not adequately fed myself today tho. breakfast sandwich at 10am and cheese and cookie just now #bc i realized i did Not want the sandwiches i made. oh also a mini cake like an hour ago

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trans-labyrinth · 5 months

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I lose a year of my life every time a guest comes up to me and goes "wow, you're so tall!" like I know! believe me, I know everyone can't get enough of going "wow you must be over 6 feet that's crazy" like yeah it's a miracle of nature that a girl is tall

#can i not just exist in peace must #like i get it i know I'm tall and my voice is deep and my hands are big and theres stubble on my chin I'm already forced to be here working #at 7 in the goddamn morning must i also be subjected to every other person press down on every insecurity #is it so much to ask that people just #i dunno #say good morning drink their fucking coffee and checkout normally #every morning i get out of bed to come here instead of staying cozy with my gf is a mistake #my wretched posts

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