Had a silly thought about @somerandomdudelmao himbo and had to draw it quickly to get it out of my system, lol. I am very interested in seeing whether or not he actually gets eaten or somehow succeeds at scoring an alien sweetheart.
People are loving the Codfather design quite a lot so i present you the Ocean Queen because she is an icon she is a legend and she is the moment !! (enjoy the seablings)
A Giant Woman vs a Giant Lake Monster! Who will come out on top?
Fuck I said I was gonna post the promo for the next UF chapter and almost forgot. Anyway yeah of course this is Zelda inspired because I'm obsessed and bc Echoes of Wisdom comes out next week. Either way, The Legend of the Giant Woman oughta be fun to revisit. It was already a pretty decent early UF chapter, but I think I can do it even better justice this time around ;3
Sootopolis City drawn for @hoennzine! Most detailed piece of art I’ve done to date and one I’m definitely super proud of :D Leftover sales for Winds of Hoenn open on Jan. 27!
So I got bored and wanted a height comparison with Sea Serpent Reader in her human form and see how tall she would be......
The results are astonishing
I dont know who should envy who. The "smallest" ones who reach her legs or the tallest one who can reach her chest and up.
I'll let your imagination run wild on this one. But I will say I just know Black Maria loves to hold reader close to her chest on purpose to piss off King
THIS IS SO KWEELL BRUV :33
TBH I was only being generous when it comes to Sea Serpent! Reader’s human height, I was gonna make her much more taller then Black Maria cuz I just LOVVVEEE TALL LADIES especially when it’s the main character that I’m doing, (sorry short readers, but y’all have so many fanfics)
AISHAUA Katakuri is literally at Sea Serpent! Readers chest height, so that whenever she hugs Katakuri, he was grateful for the scarf that he has to hide the blushing mess he is, the same thing goes to his sister Smoothie :3
Cracker would make a suit of armor just to be at the same height as hers, but oh how the cracker armour cracked when you picked him up from his suit and peppered his face with kisses.
WHILE DOFFY (i don’t like him.) is literally just looking at Sea Serpent! Reader’s bottom 😭
EEE I can imagine Yamato just jumping super high to grab Sea Serpent! Reader’s face and kiss her IQBWUWAB I love Yamato so so much dude 😞😞🙏🙏
Sea Serpent! Reader still has to bend over to talk to anyone or she have to hold them in her hands :3
Aaaa King, what haven’t I said about King, he’s majestic, he’s cool, he’d give Black Maria a death glare whenever she hugs you, knowing damn well that your face is smooshed against her breast.
I feel like most character would love to be much more shorter then Sea Serpent! Reader it has more advantages then being tall, like being picked up by Sea Serpent! Reader at her human form or Serpent form.
Everyone is just a horndog for Sea Serpent! Reader here now (me) >\\\\\<
Craig paints his nails black and sometimes paints Tweeks nails
Kyle sleeps with a orca whale plushie
Clyde has dyslexia
Tweek has fucked up teeth from meth, acne, skin sores, and he's really skinny.
Wendy has 2 cats (1 white cat named sparkles 1 orange cat named cheesecake)
Bebe unironically uses those glasses nerdy Snapchat filters
Stan works at McDonald's in his late teens and gives Kyle free food
Sheila has a Facebook and shares every single moment of ther life on it, she used to post pictures of Kyle when he was a baby and ike
Cartmans actually pretty good at drawing. Kyle sucks at art tho and gets embarrassed whenever Cartman sees his art cuz Cartman makes fun of him like crazy for it
Butters favorite animal is bunnys
Nichole and Kyle still hang out. Nichole doesn't really have a crush on Kyle anymore but Kyle still kinda likes her
Kyle is scared of dogs, especially big dogs
Wendy wants to be a docter
Kenny gets really cold easily since he's malorished
Kyle is lactose intolerant
Mr garrison has a calico cat named tom
Kyle is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show him
Stan forgets to eat a lot
Kennys favorite season is summer
Bebe does kyles hair sometimes
Stan gets car sick really easily
Stan is the oldest in the group, cartmans the 2nd oldest, kyles the 3rd, and Kenny's the 4th
*Hands steven a ukelele- it is colored black with silver specks like stars, has a sun around the hole and the seven(eight?) planets (yes pluto too) from the hole to the tuning pegs. The tuning pegs are a opalescent metallic.*
Here you go! Should already be tuned. Maybe play Giant Woman? It's appropriate at least.
Minisode: The Celestial Ukulele
Thank you to the anon that left the prompt! I would @ you if I could! You get the credit for Onyx’ instrument.