#celestial ukulele

[pink-onyx-au]

*Hands steven a ukelele- it is colored black with silver specks like stars, has a sun around the hole and the seven(eight?) planets (yes pluto too) from the hole to the tuning pegs. The tuning pegs are a opalescent metallic.*

Here you go! Should already be tuned. Maybe play Giant Woman? It's appropriate at least.

Minisode: The Celestial Ukulele

Thank you to the anon that left the prompt! I would @ you if I could! You get the credit for Onyx’ instrument.

[dykesville]

@spouseoftherisingsun thank youuuuu for tagging me ily toooooo ♡♡♡♡♡♡

okay questions:

when was the last time you cried?  oof. listen,,, you can't come at me out the gate like this.  i don't cry very often and it might have been years since the last time.  it's not something i'm proud of and i have tried to like meditate and stuff when i'm in a down mood to try and get myself to cry and have that physical release.  it doesn't really work.  i did dice two white onions last week so i cried then

do you have kids?  no!  and i don't have any kids in my life right now either.  kind of missing it.  i need a toddler

do you use sarcasm a lot?  yup.  but when i'm not doing vocal inflection on purpose i have a very flat affect so sarcasm doesn't always come across correctly, or genuine statements come out as sarcastic and then i have to clarify

what sports do you play?  i was on the swim team for ages in high school.  it's still my favorite way to exercise but it is a little time-consuming… i guess not any more than going to the gym and showering after, though?

what's the first thing you notice about people?  personal style; if someone's wearing something unusual i Will observe and will usually comment on it

what's your eye color?  brown

scary movies or happy endings?  happy endings.  i Dont like scary movies and i avoid them most of the time.

any special talents?  there's nothing i'm excellent at but i'm better than average at a handful of things.  i'm a jack-of-all-trades and i'm kind of getting comfortable with that…i am weirdly good at debates though, i once persuaded a white supremacist that ethnicity is designed by (the christian) god (this was a multi-stage intervention and i can't take 100% credit but i did a good amount of the heavy lifting)

where were you born?  h-town coming down

what are your hobbies?  languages (spanish french korean japanese), reading, singing, ukulele, keys

do you have pets?  i'm a cat aunt <3  tiki my love

how tall are you?  5'7" in the morning

favorite subject in school?  honestly, i loved school.  i liked the whole thing.  but math was my favorite subject, along with physics, spanish, english when i had a good teacher, and history

dream job?  i don't dream of labor – in my heart of hearts want to be a traveloguer or a tom scott or some bullshit that lets me get on a plane.  i just wanna go somewhere man

tagging @too-many-rooks, @jonathanrook, @celestial-nights18, @newathens, @cluelesscher, @dumbkiwi, @blackgwenstacy, @dykeseinfeld, @allcountersarehipheight, @weekend-conspiracy-theorist and if you've been tagged on this before shhhhh no you weren't and also i'm sorry lol

and anyone else who wants to do the game tell 'em i tagged you <3

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Summer Stock: Plot Synopsis

Time Period: Mid-20th Century Place: A Technicolor New England farm-turned-theater

ACT 1

Overture: Watch For: Offstage voices, live music

SCENE 1: The Barn at Falbury Farm Jane is sweeping straw while singing. Pop enters, comparing Jane's singing ability to her late mother's. Pop lets Jane know that they have lost their last two farmhands to Margaret Wingate. Margaret has taken over most of the farmland in town except for Falbury Farm. Pop and Jane wonder where they're going to find help to bring in the harvest. Celestial voices join Jane in song. Song: "Get Happy" Watch For: Animal noises

SCENE 2: Metro Rehearsal Studio There's a spotlight on Joe Ross' feet as he is tap dancing. Joe, the director, is running the rehearsal. Singing words of encouragement. Jane's sister, Gloria Falbury, is running late to the rehearsal. The writer of the show, Phil Filmore, is not happy with Gloria becoming the new replacement performer of the show. Joe insists Gloria is a good performer. The rehearsal was supposed to end at 5:00 pm and it is now 5:05 pm. They get kicked out of the rehearsal studio and don't have any money to pay for more rehearsal time. Phil and Joe are worried their show will never make it to "The Great White Way," also known as Broadway, because they don't have a place to rehearse. Gloria tells them that she has a place that they can rehearse and it won't cost any money. Phil and Joe are excited and sing with the ensemble. Song: "Happy Days are Here Again/I Want to Be Happy" Watch For: Tap dancing

SCENE 3: The Yard, the next day We are in the barnyard and the theatre troupe comes in singing with various props, sets, and costume racks. Gloria surprises her father and sister by bringing the whole troupe of performers to the farm where they are planning on rehearsing and performing their show that is a work in progress. Gloria introduces Pop and Jane to Joe, Phil, and the rest of the ensemble. Jane is not so easily convinced that this is a good idea. She has a farm to save and doesn't have time for the nonsense of show business. This troupe is delaying Jane for an important meeting. So, she reluctantly agrees to let them stay for one night. Song: "Accentuate the Positive" Watch For: Cow mooing, shouting

SCENE 4: The Cherry Orchard Jane is walking up a path, still angry that the troupe of performers are on the family farm. She sings a song about "chasing rainbows." She always feels like she's chasing her dreams and they never come true. Joe ends up hearing Jane sing and he is impressed. He sings with her. He tells her that she's just not "chasing after rainbows," she's accomplishing things. Jane agrees and says she will accomplish her dreams by herself. Jane hurries off, up the road. Song: "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows"

SCENE 5: The Drawing Room at Wingate Manor At Wingate Manor Mrs. Wingate and her son, Orville, are drinking tea. She is trying to convince Orville to propose to Jane. If Orville marries Jane, then the Wingate family will become the largest commercial farming operation in the Connecticut River Valley by also owning the failing Falbury Farm. Mrs. Wingate and Orville sing a song in preparation for the marriage proposal. Jane and a maid enter and see Orville bent down on one knee as if he were proposing to his own mother. Mrs. Wingate continues to encourage Orville to propose to Jane. When Jane finally hears Orville's marriage proposal, she refuses and insists on saving the farm herself. Song: "Always" & "Always (Reprise)" Watch For: Shouting

SCENE 6: The Barn Back at the farm the cast is sitting on hay bales, strumming a ukulele, reading the trades, and writing home. They are thinking about heading back to the city to audition for another show. However, Joe tries to convince them to stay. He sings a song and in doing so he stalls them, long enough to hear the last train of the night leave without them.

In the kitchen Pop is preparing food and Gloria enters. Gloria has become a true city slicker and Pop loves his farm country roots. They both defend their lifestyles and Jane comes back from her failed proposal. Song: "It's Only a Paper Moon" Watch For: Train whistle

SCENE 7: The Kitchen, a short time later Pop pits cherries as Gloria enters, sits, and helps herself. Pop is planning on using all of the cherries they've grown. They sing a song about how Pop thinks the best things in life are free and Gloria sings that some of the best things in life cost money. Jane enters and warns Gloria about Joe. The cast comes in to eat dinner and Jane approaches Joe to request that his performers help with farm work in exchange to use their farm as a performance venue. Joe agrees and they all sing a song about how they will work for their food. Song: "The Best Things in Life are Free" & "Dig For Your Dinner" Watch For: Yelling, triangle ringing, jumping on table, tap dancing, silverware banging

SCENE 8: Jane's Bedroom, that evening When Jane is sleeping, her sister Gloria comes into her room, because the barn wasn't a very comfortable place to sleep. The two have realized that they have become two very different people that used to be so close when they were children. They listen to an old record of them singing as children. Song: "Me and My Shadow"

SCENE 9: The Yard, the next morning Exhausted, the performers all start on the farm work begrudgingly. Joe encourages them to work hard so they can continue using the farm as a performance venue. Mrs. Wingate arrives at the house to speak with Pop. She sees the performers working on the farm and disapproves. Phil says he needs to still work on the song for when their leading man arrives on the farm. Gloria suggests a kiss would make a good transition out of the song. Gloria pulls Joe into a kiss. Phil unfolds a vocal chart and Orville runs in clutching a rolled land-map. They don't see each other and collide. Orville is looking for his mother and Phil explains he's working on music for the star of the show. Just then, Montgomery Leach, the star of the show, arrives and Mrs. Wingate is smitten with him. She insists that Montgomery stays at her home, Wingate Manor, instead of Falbury Farm. Montgomery goes with her and everyone else goes back to work. Song: "Howdy Neighbor, Happy Harvest" Watch For: Animal noises, shouting, Phil and Orville collide

SCENE 10: The Drawing Room at Wingate Manor, that night Montgomery Leach and Mrs. Wingate make a toast. Montgomery sings a song that flatters Mrs. Wingate and they dance together. Song: "Red Hot Mamma"

SCENE 11: The Barn, the next day During rehearsal, Gloria and Montgomery are singing together poorly and not getting along. Pop says the song they're singing was his and his late wife's favorite song and Gloria and Montgomery are ruining it. Phil is not happy with the lack of chemistry between the two leads. Phil insists on singing it the right way with Orville joining him for the duet. Together the two men execute the love song beautifully. Montgomery is not happy with being embarrassed and says he will leave the show. Joe takes Montgomery's place for the rest of rehearsal. Gloria goes to kiss Joe and Jane stops the kiss by clanging a cowbell and announcing supper. Before they eat Jane asks Joe his intentions with Gloria and it turns into a song where Jane and Joe almost kiss and Gloria catches them. Gloria runs off crying. Song: "'Til We Meet Again" & "You Wonderful You" Watch For: Actors in the aisle, yelling, clang of a cowbell

ACT 2

SCENE 1: The Front Porch, twilight A performer is writing a letter home and all of the performers are concerned about the drama that has ensued so far. Pop enters and offers cherry desserts. But, the cast declines. The ensemble is worried and Pop sings a song about just enjoying the night. Off-stage we hear Jane and Gloria fighting. Song: "June Night" Watch For: Animal noises, acrobatic dancing, cymbal crashing, yelling

SCENE 2A: Jane's Bedroom, Continuous Gloria starts packing her suitcase and yells at Jane to leave her alone, because Gloria had feelings for Joe and her sister almost kissed him. Gloria grabs their mother's record and Jane and Gloria fight over it. Ultimately snapping the disc. Gloria sings a song about how her sister, Jane, will miss her. Gloria grabs her suitcase and leaves. Song: "Some of These Days" Watch For: Yelling, record breaks

SCENE 2B: The Drawing Room of Wingate Manor, Same Time Montgomery Leach is writing a note to Mrs. Wingate about how he'll miss her. Mrs. Wingate cries out in disappointment once she reads Montgomery's letter. Song: "Some of These Days" Watch For: Train whistle, yelling

SCENE 2C: The Barn, Continuous Jane goes after Joe with half of a broken record. She says her sister is leaving, because of him. It's over and Jane sings about how she won't miss Joe and that she doesn't need him. Jane leaves Joe and Joe begins to dance alone. He picks up a crumpled newspaper, reads it, and saunters off. He turns back at the sound of a cricket chirping. Song: "Some of These Days" & "Joe's Dance" Watch For: Yelling, kicking, tap dancing, cricket noise

SCENE 3: The Kitchen, that night Jane is at the kitchen window. She stands at the sink, miserable, washing dishes, singing about "chasing rainbows." Pop knows something is bothering her and Jane explains that she thinks they have to sell the farm. Joe appears and says maybe they don't have to sell. He shows them a fundraiser he found in the newspaper and suggests they host a fundraiser of their own. Gloria is back and standing in the doorway. Gloria says that she could get this show into shape as a producer. But, she wants to be back to the city on the first train in the morning. Jane sings a song, insisting Gloria stays and helps them produce the show. Song: "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows (Reprise)" & "It All Depends On You"

SCENE 4: The Drawing Room at Wingate Manor, the next day Mrs. Wingate is singing to Montgomery Leach's signed photo while Orville watches on. Phil is introduced by the maid and enters looking for his vocal chart. Jane and Joe must step into Gloria and Montgomery's roles and some parts must be rewritten to fit their voices. Phil notices that Orville has made some changes to the score and is impressed. Phil convinces Orville to come help him work on the show. Song: "Always (Reprise)" Watch For: Doorbell

SCENE 5: The Barn The performers are rehearsing for their show. They're figuring out their costumes. Jane is running her lines and having difficulty with the choreography. Gloria wants the sky to be painted pinker for the show. The assistant choreographer wants to change the choreography to something easier and the associate director doesn't want it to change. They play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and the assistant choreographer wins and starts teaching everyone the new dance through a song. Joe enters and is confused, because they're changing the choreography. Phil and Orville are going over the music and they sing a song about being lucky. Gloria loves the song and wants to add it to their show. Song: "Everybody Step" & "Lucky Day" Watch For: Cymbal crashing, horns, acrobatic dancing, clapping, shouting

SCENE 6: The Barn, the next morning Gloria was able to get people from the theater industry to come see the premiere of their show 'Til We Meet Again. Song: "Rehearsal Sequence - Farm Part 1" Watch For: Cheering

SCENE 7A: The Barn, a short time later Jane is rehearsing, Phil explains to Orville that a sitzprobe is when the cast sits and practices the vocals with the orchestra for the first time. To make matters worse, Mrs. Wingate enters with the mayor of the town. She makes the mayor tell them that the barn is not up to code to house all of these occupants and they must be gone in 48 hours. In that case the producer, Gloria, decides the show must start in 46 hours to comply with the mayor. Song: "How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm"

SCENE 7B: The Barn, later The performers are in the middle of their technical rehearsal. Phil is teaching Orville what a technical rehearsal is and the GI's enter singing and dancing. Mrs. Wingate and the mayor return, again. The mayor says that legally they are not allowed to sell tickets to their performance. In that case Gloria says, if they can't sell tickets, then they'll rely on passing a bucket for donations. Song: "Rehearsal Sequence - Farm Part 2"

SCENE 7C: The Barn, later still The performers are having their final dress rehearsal. Jane is singing and can-can dancers run on stage. Mrs. Wingate and the mayor enter for a third time to state "it is unlawful to gather in any public or private structure for the purpose of lewd or disorderly conduct." Mrs. Wingate hopes that discourages anyone from coming at all, because they'll be arrested if they do. Gloria says they'll perform to an empty house if they must. They continue to rehearse and are amazed at how much they have accomplished in a short time. They all go get some sleep. Song: "Rehearsal Sequence" Watch For: Cymbal crashes, actors in the aisles

SCENE 8: The front porch, early in the morning A ghost light glows. Joe, Phil, Orville, Gloria, and Jane are on hay bales finishing up a production meeting. Pop encourages everyone to get some rest with the help of some cherry tonic. The sunrise is just the color of pink that Gloria wants for her set. Jane and Joe linger behind and Joe gives Jane his first coin that he ever made in showbusiness. He confesses that he has feelings for Jane. They lean in, are interrupted by Pop's voice, and Joe kisses her hand. Jane watches Joe whistle as he leaves and now alone she sings about how she has feelings for Joe, as well. Song: "It Had to Be You"

SCENE 9A: Backstage in The Barn, Opening Night The show curtain hangs in reverse across the upstage wall. Ensemble members peek through it, looking out at the audience. They don't see any sign of Mrs. Wingate. Their show starts. Song: "Opening Night Overture / Happy" Watch For: Tap dancing

SCENE 9B: A Makeshift Dressing Room, Continuous Jane is going through her script. Joe enters with flowers from Jane's garden. Jane is nervous about performing. Joe reassures her. Then, it's time for them to be at their starting places.

SCENE 9C: Backstage / Onstage / Continuous Joe and Jane sing their duet. Phil watches from the wings wishing that Orville could hear his music. Orville surprises him and appears. He was keeping his mother busy from attending this performance. But, she disappeared from the house and came to ruin the show. Mrs. Wingate threatens to yell "FIRE!" Montgomery comes in reciting Shakespeare. That distracts Mrs. Wingate enough to swoon over Montgomery and not ruin the show. The cast continues to sing and dance. Song: "You Wonderful You (Duet)" & "Opening Night Cont'd Step / Hinky" Watch For: Yelling "FIRE!"

SCENE 9D: Jane's Make-Shift Dressing Room, Continuous Jane is dressed in a black gown. Joe slips heels on her feet. Jane tells them to wish her luck. Gloria does wish her luck. But, in the theater it is bad luck to wish "good luck." What could go wrong? RIP! Jane's dress gets caught on Gloria's foot and rips the dress. Jane is in her undergarments. Gloria covers Jane with a tuxedo jacket. Joe throws a fedora on Jane's head and tilts it over her eyes. Jane is nervous. But, Joe encourages her. Watch For: Ripping sound and ripped dress

SCENE 10: Onstage, Continuous The stage picture has flipped and there is a vivid pink sky that spans the back of the stage. The band vamps as the ensemble all in tuxes stand frozen in tableau—hiding Jane from view. The ensemble reveals Jane. She is nervous, but then summons some courage and sings. Song: "Get Happy (Reprise)" Watch For: Horns and acrobatic dancing

SCENE 11: Backstage, Continuous Jane runs into Joe's arms and she is proud. The audience loved the show. Gloria says that all the people from New York want their bosses to come see the show. Montgomery and Mrs. Wingate remark how the food was wonderful and unique to serve farm-fresh cuisine at a theater. They're all excited to write more shows, perform, and feed more audiences on the farm. They call dinner and a show SUMMER STOCK. At the end of the song Joe and Jane are hidden by the fedora. The fedora falls and reveals the two kissing. Song: "You Wonderful You (Finale)"

[soleil-in-retrograde]

Flowers for Apollo update:

I'm holding off publishing the next few chapters due to things starting to spiral in-story. So I want to work ahead and take more time with them.

To hold people (Re: @ukelele-boy) over, here's a possible snippet that may or may not make it through to the final draft.

Especially since someone (RE: @ukelele-boy) wants Lester to remember so badly.

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"Meg? Meg?!"

Where was he? This wasn't the truck and he disn't have his bow or ukulele or the arrow or--or--

"D-Diana? But--where's Meg? We were in a hotel and -- why are you here? Dad said none of you could interfere?"

And Diana reached out and pulled him tight, her head buried against his shoulder. Why was she hugging him?! Meg and Jason had run off and Piper was hit and--and--the horse and Nero and --his head ached as he tried to remember.

"D-Diana?"

".....you're going to forget again."

He stared straight ahead. Apollo had never been an idiot. And Diana--who had *never* been a huggy person, even as a baby--was hugging him, then it must be bad and she was talking about forgetting…..

Slowly it dawned on him -- this was the condo in Florida his mother retired to after escaping Tartarus. Their father had been so mad about it, but it was the one thing the Council had agreed on against him: Leto did nothing wrong and as long as she stayed far away from Zeus then she could live quietly. She just had to stay away from Olympus. Shw couldn't even be the one to reach out to Artemis and Apollo, they had to reach out to her.

Tears filled his eyes and he held tight to his sister.

The guest room was no longer a guest room. There were posters of Tristan McLean and Margot Robbie and the upcoming Artemis missions all over the walls. The bedding was a mishmash of celestial and cow prints.

His worn red stuffed cow had been in a bedazzled cardboard barn on the dresser.

There was a painting of his mother in Rachel's distinct artistic style over the fireplace. There was a vase of flowers made from tissue and pipe cleaners on the table. There were all kinds of sun catchers hanging in the window.

"Did…. did Meg and I make it?" he asked quietly. He had to know. Even if Diana was right and he was only going to forget again, he had to know.

"She visits once a month and you give her piano lessons over IM on Sundays."

"....and you…. and Mom….?"

"I come by as often as I can, but Mother insists on looking after you. She adores Meg, by the way."

"....How long….?"

"How long what…?"

"How long have I been like this?"

"A year or so. You're…. you're basically mortal and we're…. we're trying to find something to help, but…."

"....but…"

"....you're only going to have a mortal lifespan if we don't find something and…. and Mother insists it be a happy one."

He snorts.

"Sounds like Mom. Surprised neither of you have snatched me away to Delos."

Diana was silent for a long moment.

[governmentcoverups]

Byler is friend. Byler is stepsis(s). Byler is stepbro(s). Byler is bestfriend(s). Byler is favorite cousin(s). Byler is sister(s) and brother(s). Byler is favorite aunt(s) and uncle(s). Byler is clothes. Byler is mall. Byler is shoes. Byler is hair. Byler is childhood friend. Byler is Apple products. Byler is samsung products.. Byler is favorite grandma and grampa(s). Byler is house. Byler is mansion. Byler is automobile. Byler is limo. Byler is job. Byler is art. Byler is government. Byler is void. Byler is h3aven. Byler is h3ll. Byler is tv. Byler is tree. Byler is plant. Byler is comfort. Byler is disturbed. Byler is peace. Byler is ukulele songs. Byler is fall. Byler is winter. Byler is summer. Byler is spring. Byler is rock songs. Byler is newspaper. Byler spills tea. Byler is that old couple that sits on their porch in rocking chairs. Byler is converse. Byler is technology. Byler is vans. Byler is government lab. Byler is government h00k3r. Byler is grass. Byler is baddie. Byler slays. Byler eats. Byler devours. Byler is animal. Byler is song. Byler is the party. Byler is d&d itself. Byler is Will the wise. Byler is Paladin. Byler is cleric. Byler is wizard. Byler is bard. Byler is mage. Byler is zoomer. Byler is ranger. Byler is captain. Byler is canon. Byler will be cannon. Byler is endgame. Byler will be endgame. Byler is spotify playlist. Byler is happy. Byler is sad. Byler Is mad. Byler is calm. Byler is relaxed. Byler is guilt. Byler is shame. Byler is night light. Byler is science. Byler is math. Byler is reading. Byler is English. Byler is history. Byler is social studies. Byler is straight. Byler is gay. Byler is homosexual. Byler is lgbt. Byler is Ally. Byler is worth living. Byler is air we breath. Byler is forever. Byler is religion. Byler is cu|t. Byler is bible. Byler is prayer. Byler if food. Byler is land. Byler is water. Byler is wind. Byler is fire. Byler is earth. Byler is micro organisms. Byler is medicine. Byler is 'The Cure'. Byler is bald. Byler is smalltown boy. Byler is the covid vaccination. Byler is the black plague. Byler is atoms. Byler is quantum matter. Byler is quantum strings. Byler is earth. Byler is gateway to another dimension. Byler is solar system. Byler is galaxy. Byler is stars. Byler is planets. Byler is extraterrestral. Byler is blackholes. Byler is space. Byler is time. Byler is multiverse. Byler is God. Byler is celestial. Byler is everything. Mike and Will love each other more than all the stars multiplied in galaxy and multiverse and for that we shall wake up everyday for byler. Forever and always, byler is all and everything in existence.

[queerbuckleys]

Moon & asteroid belt ?

moon: do you play any instruments? yeah! i play ukulele and guitar, i also havea couple simple piano accompaniments in my back pocket. and i played violin for 5 years!

asteroid belt: favourite accessory? jackets and bags!

celestial asks!

[ghost-with-a-teacup]

Hi! You're one of my favorite people on here so I got a lot of like asks from that lesbian question sheet thing and I was not sure if I should send one or not but

1, 3, 8, 8, 10, 12, 13/14, 15, 16, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 24, 26, 30, 31, 32, 33, 37, 48, 49, 50

I know that's a lot but if it's too much just answer the one's that you really wanted

Awwww that's so sweet of you to say! Thank you, hehe <3

And don't even worry about how many there are, I love doing these ask games lol.

18 is posted here. 8, 22 and 32 are already posted here. And 30, 37 and 49 are here!!

Femme or Butch? → If this is asking about me personally, I am definitely seen as very femme lmao.

3. Plaid button-ups or leather jackets? → See, I do wear a lot of button-ups but not plaid, and leather jackets are just so nice, especially on other girls hehe. So I'll have to say leather jackets.

10. Describe the best date that you've been on. → Mm, real talk. I've never actually been on a date. I've been single a very long time LMAO. Like I had those middle school relationships (2 of them, and they were with boys I didn't like ghfjkdghfdkghdk), but a date was like, walking around the track around recess so they don't count lol.

12. Single? Taken? → Single as a pringle, love :))

14. If single, what are you looking for in a potential girlfriend/wife? → Hmmm, I feel as though there's not much I'm looking for. Y'know the phrase "Searching for a feeling?", yeah that's me. I just want someone I can feel at home with, someone I can talk to for hours on end and be at total ease with. Like the feeling of home, y'know? BUT, I do love banter and teasing. Like bully me a little because I will do the same LMAO.

15. Describe your dream wedding. → OOOH OKAY. So I definitely don't want anything big, just moderately sized with all my close friends and family. I'm not too too sure about everything, but all I know is that I want something celestial-themed. Like something about stars and the sky and the endless universe sounds so beautiful. All navy blues and silvers and such :)) Fairy lights, ughhhh. I want it so bad.

16. Do you want kids? → Nope! Or rather, I definitely don't want to have kids of my own. Being pregnant sounds absolutely horrifying I'm sorry. I'd probably adopt if anything but as for right now I'm still leaning towards the probably not. Will definitely adopt plenty of cats though :))

20. Favourite lesbian song? → Okayyyy this is a hard question. There's the classic 'Girls' by Girl In Red, or 'She' by Dodie, OR 'Holy' by King Princess. Definitely between those three, don't make me choose please lolol.

21. Favourite lesbian musician → ONCE AGAIN WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CHOOSE AHHHHHHHH. But hmmmm...probably King Princess?? But also Hayley Kiyoko, I saw her in concert a couple weeks ago actually!

24. If a woman wanted to woo you, what would be a surefire way to accomplish that? → Petnames, hands down. Call me darling and I am YOURS, easily. Also they would have to be able to banter with me lol. Sorry I absolutely love that dynamic :p

26. Are you more of a cat person or a dog person? → CATS. CATS, EASILY. They're just so cute and fluffy and aghhhhhhh. Although I do love dogs, I want to get a big dog like a Saint Bernard despite the fact I am a relatively small human lolol.

Here, this is my cat Peanut <3. Okay she's my friends cat but I consider her mine hehe.

31. Talk about your interests or hobbies! → Well if you insist :)) I've been into playing guitar lately, mainly because I watched through a playthrough of The Last of Us and saw Joel playing the guitar. And besides, its been sitting around for so long I might as well learn how to play it. I've always been surrounded by music, with learning piano and ukulele growing up so that's one more! Also writing, I write a lot. That's what my blog is for haha, I absolutely love it. Being able to craft a story by your own hands, dream up a world for people to see in their own minds, so lovely~

33. Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone? → Oooh, it definitely takes me a long time for me to warm up with someone. While I am definitely quick to crush on someone, it takes a long time just for myself as a person to feel comfortable around someone, let alone love someone, y'know?

48. Talk about how your day went → It has been a pretty good day! I woke up pretty early, which is great because classes start up in 6 days (I'm nervous hhhhh). I sat around and played guitar for a little while, tried learning the intro to 'Future Days' from TLOU which was hard given my beginner status lol. Ummmm, made some really fucking good pasta and chilled with my friend on call for a while and now I'm here typing this out!! Pretty fun if I do say so myself~

50. Hm, probably Ellen. Pretty problematic, but I don't mess around with that-

WHEW AND DONE. That was long but fun hehe. Thanks for sending this in <33

[existsarchive]

You see this ?   @undecimusor​ got his ukulele out ,  and happily eyes at Unknown ,  excitement and eagerness glimmering in his brown eyes .

YES ,  THE UNKNOWN DOES CATCH THE DOCTOR’S EAGER EXPECTATION . . .   Warm chuckle leaves xem while xe watches him holding onto his ukulele ,  silently adoring the celestial excitement in xyr lovely galaxy .   Unable to resist ,  xe grins kissing his forehead and a beloved guitar is summoned in xyr shaky, scarred hands .

❝   Rea- readyyyyy to rock and roll ,  Starlight ?!   ❞   xe giggles through a delighted inquiry ,  own eyes glinting with shared childlike excitement for the best duet ever !   (   And when the Unknown strums xyr piece before the Doctor joins along ,  o’ ,  how the Universe will sing to their melody in all burning stars and swirling nebulas .   )

[the-firebird69]

SON AND DAD JAMMING 🔥🔥🔥💪🏽 #viral #funny #mustsee #trendingshorts #mustse...

This kid kept blabbing and blabbing after her son told him off he said he doesn't know anything about music and he says Michael Jackson's my uncle and he says Michael Jackson is crap it says you guys just learn to play the electric guitar over there and he goes yes your property answer he says I'm making all these dumb noises and talks and he goes it wasn't the Baldwin and he stops and says oh yeah feels outside and stands in the rain and says I'm wrong it could have been a lot worse I could have invented the ukulele comes back inside laughing and says he's kind of a rebel and his dad goes to shower is that's a Mac right there no rebel needs a shower and what do you mean it was his dad and his father actually he says I'm sorry but that's a funny one we do need showers I got it from him but for Christ's sake it went on for an hour and arguing and then he said I'm tired I have to go to bed while he's sleeping get a nightmare about someone coming by with a ukulele I gave it to him and I said this guy is mad it's talking about ukuleles we have to stop torturing him we're getting hit and so you have to try to stop and if you don't you won't see what's doing it it says oh yeah it's as well that's good so they say they're going to turn over a new leaf and stuff and I said you will it's in a movie and I help make the movie and I didn't go to it cuz I couldn't stand the preview in the movie you'll see a celestial rise parsley and I don't know probably fully but what you're seeing is top secret and might be part of Harley David's son and look Holly up in Old English so they did and said what the hell is this and all of a sudden they start getting it they had them do it and these things are gigantic and Madonna Frozen and they went nuts and it's going around the world soon it's going to be here

Hera

You should see how crazy your particular celestial looks people that go intensely insane when they see it and say it's got no face it's like the headless horseman and this guy right here doing it and it's insane

The one below all

Once again that's my name and he's saying oh I got backwards again

One below all

Olympus

[churchofnix]

And lo, the uke-e enthusiasts sought to unravel the mysteries of this ancient art through the application of the sacred scientific method. With great reverence, they observed the ukulele in all its glory, its strings resonating with celestial melodies. They formed hypotheses, questioning the nature of its sound, the technique of its masters, and the intricate craftsmanship behind its creation. Through careful experimentation, they plucked the strings with varying force, adjusting the angle of their fingers, and altering the tension of the strings. They recorded their observations, meticulously analyzing the data, and drawing conclusions that illuminated the path to mastery. Thus, through the divine interplay of curiosity and reason, the uke-e faithful uncovered the secrets of this sacred art, ensuring its preservation for generations to come.

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[elitepartyzau]

Top 10 Theme Ideas for a Memorable Elite Party

Imagine hosting an unforgettable party that your guests will talk about for years. As the host, you have the power to create an experience that stands out from the ordinary. Selecting a suitable theme for your event is the first step in the right direction. Thanks to modern technology and innovative event planner applications, you can turn your vision into reality with ease. Let's explore theme ideas that can take your party from ordinary to extraordinary with the help of event-planning apps.

Creative Party Theme Ideas via Event Planner Application

1. Tropical Luau

Take your guests to a tropical paradise with a Hawaiian Luau theme. Decorate with leis, tiki torches, and vibrant colours. Serve tropical cocktails and exotic dishes. Remember the hula dancers and ukulele music to complete the experience. This theme is perfect for summer parties, poolside gatherings, or beachside events.

2. Beach Party

Bring the beach to your party, regardless of your location. A beach-themed party is perfect for summer events. Set up sand, beach umbrellas, and a kiddie pool to mimic the coastal vibe. Serve tropical drinks, play beach games, and create a playlist filled with reggae and surf music for that ultimate beach party experience. With the help of party planner applications, you can transform your space into a coastal paradise.

3. Vintage Glam

Give your party a touch of old-world elegance with a Vintage Glam theme. Think Gatsby-era glamour with art deco decor, jazz music, and guests dressed in their finest vintage attire. This theme is ideal for formal occasions, such as black-tie galas, New Year's Eve parties, or milestone celebrations.

4. Under the Stars

Create a magical evening under the open sky with an "Under the Stars" theme. String lights, lanterns, and candles can set the ambience. Offer cosy seating options, like lounge chairs and floor cushions. Stargazing, bonfires, and celestial-themed decor complete the experience. This theme is excellent for backyard parties, romantic occasions, or nature-inspired gatherings.

5. Casino Royale

Bring the glitz and glamour of a high-end casino to your party with a Casino Royale theme. Decorate with red, black, and gold accents. Set up card tables for blackjack, poker, and roulette. Hire professional dealers and offer play money or casino chips. Your guests can enjoy the thrill of gambling without the risk. This theme is perfect for fundraisers, corporate events, or casino-themed parties.

6. Masquerade Ball

For an air of mystery and sophistication, a Masquerade Ball is a perfect choice. Encourage your guests to wear elegant masks and formal attire. Decorate with rich, deep colours and ornate facades. Classical music and ballroom dancing will transport everyone to a Venetian-inspired world of intrigue and elegance. This theme is fitting for elegant weddings, proms, or upscale galas.

7. Movie Marathon

Turn your party into a cinematic experience with a movie marathon theme. Pick a series of films, whether classic blockbusters, your favourite genre, or a franchise like Harry Potter or Star Wars. Set up an outdoor projector, grab some cosy blankets, and let your guests enjoy the show. Create a list of your favourite films or ask your guests for their suggestions, and use the app to organise the schedule. Remember the popcorn and candy!

8. Costume Party

Please encourage your guests to unleash their creativity with a costume party theme. Whether it's a masquerade ball, a decade-themed party, or a "favourite movie character" costume contest, everyone will have a blast dressing up. This theme brings out the fun and playful side of your guests, making it a fantastic choice for any occasion.

9. Carnival Fun

Step right up to the carnival-themed party! With games, prizes, and classic carnival food like cotton candy, hot dogs, and funnel cakes, you'll create a fun, festive atmosphere for all ages. Arrange booths with games like ring toss, balloon darts, and a photo booth for memorable snapshots. The event planner application will help you coordinate game schedules and prizes, adding a fun and interactive element to your event.

10. Mystery Dinner Theatre

For an interactive and engaging party, consider hosting a mystery dinner theatre event. Your guests become part of the story, working together to solve the mystery while enjoying a delicious meal. You can hire professional actors or opt for DIY kits that guide you through the process.

No matter which theme you choose, planning and organising a party can be made easier with the Elite Partyz app, a cutting-edge event planner application. It's a handy tool that allows you to:

View products and descriptions from listed suppliers, making it easier to select items for your theme.

Connect with businesses related to your party or event, ensuring you have everything you need to make your party a success.

Chat directly with your suppliers, receiving photos and notifications in real time, making communication seamless.

Elite Partyz takes the stress out of party planning, allowing you to focus on creating an unforgettable experience for your guests. Plus, it connects you with suppliers offering everything you need for your chosen theme.

In conclusion, a well-chosen theme can transform an ordinary event into a memorable party that your guests will talk about for years. From movie marathons to mystery dinner theatres, the possibilities are endless. With the help of an event planner application, you can simplify the planning process and ensure your party goes off without a hitch. So, pick your theme, get creative, and get ready to host the Elite Party of the year!

[celeisca]

Her Muse

Birth Name: Huh Yunjin (허윤진/ ホ･ユンジン/ 許允眞) English Name: Jennifer Huh (제니퍼 허) Birthday: October 8, 2001 Zodiac Sign: Libra Chinese Zodiac Sign: Snake Height: 172 cm (5’7″ ft) Weight: 53 kg (117 lbs) Blood Type: B MBTI: INFJ Nationality: Korean-American

Huh Yunjin Facts: – She grew up in the USA and moved back to South Korea in order to become a trainee. – Yunjin attended Hanlim Multi Art School with CLASS:y‘s Myung Hyungseo. – She is a former PLEDIS Entertainment and SM Entertainment trainee. – Favourite foods: Roasted sweet potatoes, yogurt, seaweed, cheese, and pizza. – Prior to becoming a trainee, Yunjin trained in opera. – She is fluent in English. – Nicknames: Jen, Destruction King (due to her clumsiness) – Yunjin is very close with singer, actress and former member of After School — Lee Gaeun. – She can play the ukulele, piano, and guitar. – She was a contestant on Produce 48 and placed 26th in the semi-finals, causing her to be eliminated. – Yunjin started taking opera lessons in middle school. – Favourite sports: Baseball, MMA and field hockey. – She is close with her fellow member and former IZ*ONE member Kim Chaewon since they performed Into the New World by SNSD together on Produce 48. –  Watching BTS win at the American Music Awards made her consider being an artist in the Korean music industry instead of the American music industry, and it also made her have great pride as a Korean and encouraged her. – Yunjin recommends the following animes: The Promised Neverland, (especially) Jujutsu Kaisen, Vinland Saga, and Mob Psycho 100. –  She is known to be fond of her nickname “Kirin-chan” (Kirin means Giraffe in Korean). Yunjin is called this because she looks like a newborn giraffe when she’s dancing. – Yunjin is a SONE (fan of SNSD) and an ARMY (fan of BTS). – She has a younger sister named Yejin Huh (English Name: Rachel); she was born in 2004. – She trained for over 4 years before debuting in LE SSERAFIM. – Yunjin trained alongside the members of NewJeans prior to her debut. – Her most prized possession is a necklace with a snake charm that was gifted to her by her grandma. (VLIVE with Lee Gaeun on September 8, 2018) – Prior to her appearance in PRODUCE 48, Yunjin had a Twitter fan account for BTS and participated in ARMY selca days up until 2017 (where fans post their own photos often inspired by pictures of their bias(es)). – Whilst studying at school, she learnt French for 5 years; she’s restudying the language now. –  Yunjin decided to do opera since her grandmother is a vocalist and she took Yunjin to the choir a lot, which led her to have an interest in musicals and opera. – She is a Potterhead (a fan of Harry Potter) and her house is Slytherin. – When she was training under SM Entertainment, she was dormmates with aespa‘s Winter and Ningning. –  Yunjin has wanted to be a singer ever since she was in seventh grade. – Favourite Number: 8. – She is a co-writer of 6 songs released by LE SSERAFIM including: Blue Flame, Impurities, No Celestial, Good Parts (when the quality is bad but I am), Eve, Psyche & The Bluebeard’s wife and FEARNOT (Between you, me and the lamppost). – She was the captain of her field hockey team. – Yunjin is very sporty and dreamed of being a professional field hockey player when she was younger. – She is not a fan of horror (or any scary) movies. – Some of her favorite characters in Haikyu!! are Tsukishima, Bokuto and Akaashi. – Her bias in BTS is V. – Yunjin has released 3 solo songs since debuting in LE SSERAFIM: Raise y_our glass (2022), I ≠ DOLL (2023) and love you twice (2023).

[krispyweiss]

Rewind: The Blind Boys of Alabama & Taj Mahal - Talkin' Christmas! (2014)

With Taj Mahal adding earthy tones to the Blind Boys of Alabama’s celestial vocals, the amalgamated group was Talkin’ (and singin’) Christmas! in 2014.

Mahal is more than a background presence on this uplifting, down-and-funky celebration of yule. In addition to playing guitar, banjo, ukulele and harmonica, Mahal sings and gets co-writing credits on the new tracks including “What Can I Do?,” which melds the seasonal with the year-’round, much like the title track which declares Christmas power to be the power of love.

The party begins with the pounding snare and walking bassline of “Do You Hear What I Hear?” and the Blind Boys demanding to know:

Do you see what I see?

The Blind Boys of Alabama are a gospel band at heart. But they understand Christmas has been secularized. And with Mahal’s help, they fashioned a holiday LP that celebrates both sides of the holiday; summed up particularly well on “There’s a Reason We Call it Christmas.”

But mostly, listeners are treated to fully religious numbers like round-robin vocalizing of “Silent Night” and the barbershop blues of “No Room at the Inn.”

In the end, Talkin' Christmas! is only for two weeks of the last month of the year. But it’s also one of those holiday albums that works for everyone, be they Grinch or Who.

Grade card: The Blind Boys of Alabama & Taj Mahal - Talkin' Christmas! - B

12/24/22

[djnecromancy]

(/ N / E / C / R / O / M / A / N / C / Y /)

Hear what angel sound like, I dare you. . .

[rainbow-dunk]

lets go gamers lets go

full build and rambling under the cut!

Quackity

6 whisper bard/2 fiend warlock

aasimar (fallen)

courtier

stats:

str - 10

dex - 15

con - 14

int - 13

wis - 8

cha - 18

miscellaneous:

saves: dexterity, charisma

proficiencies: insight (exp), persuasion (exp), intimidation, arcana, deception

tool proficiencies: guitar, piano, ukulele

languages: common, celestial, infernal, elvish

armour: light armour

weapons: simple weapons, hand crossbows, longswords, rapiers, shortswords

feats: actor

eldritch invocations: mask of many faces, agonizing blast

bard spells:

cantrips: light, minor illusion, message, vicious mockery

lv1: bane, charm person, detect magic, healing word, heroism

lv2: blindness/deafness, enhance ability

lv3: bestow curse, major image

warlock spells:

cantrips: eldritch blast, mage hand

lv1: armour of agathys, cause fear, hex, burning hands, command

man. i love c!quackity so fucking much. the butcher army arc is one of my all time favourites - it really showcases both techno and quackity's strengths, and i wanted to bring those through in this build. first of all - he's absolutely not a fighter. however, he barely has any actual damage spells (similar to wilbur) and relies much more on his social skills and his more tricksy spells to get by. as a whisper bard, he conceals his classes, maybe even going so far as to constantly have mask of many faces up to hide his more obvious fallen aasimar features! i just had to give him mask. he's been so many people.

whisper bard specifically came about partly because i already had an eloquence bard (wilbur), partly because they're very social campaign focused, and partly because the words of terror ability is absolutely something that he used in canon. (he used it on techno during their fight, but techno passed the wisdom save.) mantle of whispers also plays into his disguise thing!

fiend warlock. i wavered about taking this out, but ended up sticking with it as it was in the original build. this specifically is the reason why i've never done a schlatt build - he's the patron. originally tubbo was also going to be a warlock of schlatt, but i'm glad i changed it. i just like warlocks! he's the only warlock so far of the mcyt builds, because they come with plot built in and most of the time it's hard to work in, but with quackity i'm pretty sure it works.

fallen aasimar is the only thing that's changed about this build. originally, i made him a scourge aasimar that never used his ability except in incredibly dire circumstances like the techno duel, but after some consideration i switched it to fallen. it fits with the wings that people tend to give him, but also fits with the fact that he's never been known for flying - he just can't anymore! how did he fall? who knows! did it have something to do with schlatt? maybe!

design wise, this was... actually kind of hard? i wanted the focus to be sort of psuedo-historical, more so than other designs in the series, which is what led to the breeches that, so far, no one else has. i gave him the suspenders from his current canon design because i love suspenders, and the cropped suit jacket instead of a doublet to hit that combo of modern and historical. the metal eye is an ersatz eye, which is an actual dnd item! the hat situation was... by far the hardest part of this design. i ended up genuinely not being sure, but overall i preferred the beret, so that's the main design, but i added the other two to the post just for fun.

[mudos-traveler]

Name: Linora

Sex: Female

Age: 24 ( in human years)

Bio: Linora is a traveling merchant, she collects various spices, herbs, and many oddities. This is how the grubb survives on a day to day basis. The traveler carries everything she owns on her back, tent, food, inventory- you name it! Her favorite thing to do is find a cozy spot near the roads, just close enough to greet other fellow travelers alike. Here, the Grubb offers services as well as goods such as fortune telling, traditional tattoos, and.. music? Yes, if requested, Lin will strum a few cords on a ukulele.

Her tattoos are represented as a sun on the right forearm and a moon on the upper left arm. They embody what she perceives as the world's balance. She'll light up the hookah and share wonderful stories of all the places and people she's met, maybe even dabble into celestial ties.