uhhhh matsuhana uuuhhhh they put song lyrics up on the tv and analyze while they listen they don’t actually care they just wanna bicker about celebrities and hanamaki’s parasocial relationship with carly rae jepsen that he denies. they put on a whole album get distracted after 5 songs instead they make out or order food or hate(?) watch the kardashians. they write nonsensical genius lyrics annotations and make bets on how long until they get taken down they also do this on imdb they have a joint account (issei has a separate one he wanted to be a film bro in another life but falls asleep 20 minutes into Every movie and also doesn’t want to dedicate that much energy he just reads reviews for movies he hasn’t seen and talks about them like he’s seen them)(hiro does this too but doesn’t read synopses or anything he just lies) and their most watched movie is shrek 2. anyway they make inane theories about relationships and conspiracies in songs like think crazy taylor swift fans that’s them but they’re not invested they’re just bored and laying on top of eachother on the couch.
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if benedict has a romantic lead glow up in s4 i fear i may just pass right out
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my most embarrassing trait that I love about myself is that, whenever I do something absurd or statistically improbable in a game that involves other people, I reflexively tell everyone that my deadname is 'Yugi Muto, king of games.'
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ive been following ur gojo series for days now like i didnt move for almost an hour going through all chapters the other day and i usually cant get into chapter fic or series and have yet to find a jjk one thats captured my attention.
until yours!! the way you write is so *chefs kiss!* so sad to see its ending soon but so excited to see future works :)
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ending soon??? anon, you mistake me. i could write a whole one shot about gojo accidentally hitting a bird with his infinity or something, so fret not.
there are so many ideas roaming around the small expanse of my head
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wake up babe I think I’ve gotten the best compliment on my writing I could ask for!!!
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over 9k boyfie getaway shenanigans
i like to think that once vegeta & goku make the whole "yeah, we bone now, get over it," into an extremely "these two extremely extra af idiots" boyfies situation, they stop just holding hands for instant transmission, and it becomes a combination olympic sport and vaudeville act.
it always involves leaping, that's just REQUIRED.
vegeta jumping into goku's arms like an indignant cat and flipping off their opponents (some karens and the manager at applebee's) with an imperious grin while his over 9k boyfie BLOOPs them outta there.
vegeta leaping onto goku's back like a chocobo jockey and goku takes a running start before disappearing in a flash, because it just works better when they do it that way, it's a fact, they've tested this.
vegeta struggling to read the paper because he really needs to upgrade his granny glasses but he's got too much saiyan pride to go do it himself and bulma's still mad about that thing at applebee's, and goku comes barreling through shouting, "BABE WE GOTTA CHEESE IT," so he just leaps up to get snagged under goku's arm as he runs past and they baseball slide around the nearest corner and BLOOP, gone.
they also have a gazillion variations on the "fastball special" combat maneuver that make them INSUFFERABLE opponents. the most powerful beings in several universes just...stop. they're like, "dude, i can't with this bullshit, if he swings that fucking gremlin at me one more time i'm gonna lose it, they won't stop giggling, and i think they've been on the internet, but neither one of them knows how to use any of those words right, i'd heard rumors about their power, and i thought, i just thought, but godDAMN, it's just not worth it, this place is fucking weird..."
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CALL ME DELUSIONAL BUT the way wylan looks SO heart eyes in the new clip when he says "i wasnt expecting you" PLUS his tentative response of "we've...uh. wylan" obviously conveys that he and jes have met before and my silly little headcanon is that wylan has maybe been pining after jesper, justttt a little bit :)
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