#i wish trains were real

[shelli-gator]

Better late than never! My contribution to the RWS Art Collaboration 2023 with the story 'Fish'!

Images that precede unfortunate events

[aut1sm-mess]

How it's going

[noonewilleverknowistealkneecaps]

They got 80s-ised, whatever the word this is

They got uh, like 💅🏼,

Edit: 80’ed??????

[pothospant]

his default recall is so cool..........

[hollowedskin]

Every time I see a generative image made to look like an artwork, especially one that I like with a strong and unique style, I just get really fucking sad because I want to know who the artist is that had their style stolen but I'll never know.

This is worse than unsourced art because I can't even Google image search to find them and find more of their art. And when I Google keywords, I just get more generative shit.

[blakedotpng]

rymin thingsssssss :3333

[duckapus]

During the actual events of the Squid Memes fic (if I ever actually manage to write one) the first time Paige is gonna be properly mentioned is during "The XMAS Discovery"

'Cause like. Squidmas is a Thing, so even if Meggy doesn't know some of the particulars of Christmas since she...honestly doesn't know jack-shit about human culture starting out, she'd easily be able to figure out from the name, the time of year and the similar decorations that the two holidays are mostly the same thing in different flavors, but Mario mistook her confusion over the "weird spelling" for flat-out not knowing what was going on, and she just couldn't bring herself to correct him after connecting the dots both because he seemed so excited to be able to share this with her and because it helped distract her from the fact that Paige has been who-knows-where for months and this is the first Squidmas since she was five that she doesn't get to spend with them.

At some point during the episode Mario actually does find out that Squidmas is a Thing (probably from overhearing Bob mention getting Squidmas gifts for his "nieces"), but he waits until after they've finished their little Christmas Tour to gently call her out on it, and her admitting why she didn't speak up is the first time she's told him or the audience that she even has a sibling. As you'd expect, Mario does his best to reassure her that wherever Paige is, they're probably doing alright, and thinking of her just as much as she is of them.

Of course, now that he knows she's got a younger sibling he wants to hear all about them, and besides maybe remembering happier times with them will make the unhappy present without them easier to cope with, so with the festivities ongoing in the background the two of them stay in the quiet corner they found and swap stories about younger siblings and past holiday seasons...

...as the scene gently transitions to a snowy night sky to a nightmarish hospital-like facility deep beneath the waves of Inkopolis Harbor, where a certain agent with familiar eyes fends off a horde of oddly-colored Octarians, and takes a brief moment of rest to check the date and contemplate a photograph they and their sister took together only a few weeks before they dove into this hell.

"Merry Squidmas, Megs."

[ziracona]

I didn’t know literally all the companions you can take to the Fade in DA2 sans Anders will sell you out and try to kill you and their friends for a demon deal I’m losing my shit. I knew Merrill did bc she did it to me but apparently anyone but JustAnders will ditch your ass to make a deal with a demon and I’m absolutely going insane

[dmumt]

train was suddenly terminated as we pulled into a station so we all had to get off and find another train towards london except all those trains are also cancelled and delayed so why don’t we all just kill ourselves

[ashmp3]

why are pole dancing classes always sooo cultish like it’s some secret society like woman i just wanna learn lmfaooo every ounce of desire for that vanishes the moment i see how the classes actually look 🫡 also read some comments on a forum abt one studio and girls said that if ur a beginner they let u slip and slide on the pole bc they don’t give u chalk like the mental image of that is just way too humiliating fuck noooo

[shelli-gator]

I couldn't resist. Based on that tumblr post going around.

[000marie198]

What if dragons existed?

[istherewifiinhell]

heres the 03 arc. something happens/someone shows up. its infuriating. something/someone else. happens/shows up. and is more infuriating. you feel better about the former....

[thedickcavettshow]

7 hour car ride today :(

[daffyselixir]

monstrous regiment is such a good book I wish war was real