#girl is gender neutral

[hellyeahsickaf]

idk who needs to hear this but go piss girl

[toddandersvn]

sometimes a girl is just in fact too tired to piss but too full of piss to sleep, just as the prophet foretold

[cheeriosgreg]

MPDG4MPDG

(Manic pixie dream girl 4 manic pixie dream girl)

[gay-mirrorball]

i love when tumblr shows you random stuff that your mutuals have liked like ive no idea what this even means but you go girl! go wild over those niche interests!

[therealdostoevsky]

dead girl December

[lipstick-stain]

every time I reach a new chapter of book 6, I assume it’s the last one but it just keeps on going?? like girl wtf part one is long asf when does it stop??

[merry-finches]

Girl quick we're all going out to the firepit to sing Now And For Always for physical pain relief <3

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

am i a funny girl to you.

[lyssified]

Well hello there

-the mysterious soup anon

HEY GIRL HEYYYYY!!!

[midnightcowboy1969]

Are you a Joe girl or a Rico girl?

[ferryghost]

girl what that blorbo do

[suprecorp]

*girls when it is literally eating away at their psyche* whatever

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Bas bhot ho gya, khatm thik hai. Ye jo dukh hai, they are the bin bulaye mehman and I am throwing them out. Thik hai this overacting of sadness pulling me into sad-BAS THIK HAI!!!!!!

ye Maine kya likha hai idk

So valid girl so true

[saintharrowhark]

i feel like a girl has to get stuck in the arctic ice once in her life

[hunnieknight]

Chubby Bunny

◇AU by @spirit-lanterns but with my own headcanon

◇Instead of Casino, i took the idea of host club (i mean..it isn't much different)

Suggestive just a drop of it, chubby!reader, gn!reader, but reader has feminine body, self conscious, body image problem. NO PROOFREAD

[I DO NOT PLAY HSR ANYMORE, i stopped after Xianzhou main quest]

ADULT THEME

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A Host or Entertaiment Bunny but self conscious with their body.

You are actually an old worker there, been working for a long time. However, perhaps because you have a body that 'is not up to standard Bunny' you have never gotten any Patron that would like to book you.

You accepted it, knowing yoyr body type isn't a common Bunny. So your boss just put you as front desk, serving drinks, or just helping any other Bunnies.

Very much comfortable, you get to work immediately and it has been that way for months.

Until a certain magenta haired lady coming in and book you with her black card.

You know she will likely be disappointed in your body, so you keep offering and suggesting the place's Golden Bunny! Look how attractive all those bunny are! Very experienced too! How about you book the- Huh? She only wants you? Alright, she is a black card Patron after all.

VERY CARING. Might be some teasing here and there but Miss Kafka can read you easily like you are just an open book with big letters. She knows which words to say and which area to touch to please you.

Wait a minute-Isn't it your job to be pleasing and satisfying her? Why is she the one doing it??

Well, anyway, there is an exhausted and satisfied chubby bunny, and a very sated and happy rich woman.

Which she is very proud of in making you feel much comfortable with your own body.

So proud she sent afterglow photos to her groupchat with the girls.

There is 999 unopened messages in span of 1 hour.

After that, you go from a lone bunny to making a schedule for Miss Kafka and her 'tea party' gang and upgraded to being personal pet for the whole gang.

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Acheron is the first one to book you after Kafka.

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[tiredfoxtf]

You can take the girl out of sleepy but you'll never take sleepy out of girl.