#give me a fuckin break

[mauswife]

feminists on here be like ohhh boy i love women except for THAT one and THAT one and THAT one and THAT one and THAT one and THAT one should definitely get beaten to death and don't forget THAT ONE

[missanthropicprinciple]

hey, heyheyheyheyhey, full moon? yeah you, come ‘ere. You’re four fucking days too early.

[hugthefreak]

why do dads suck??? like genuine question, why do dads actually suck?

i try so hard with mine, to give him the benefit of the doubt, second chances, understanding, sympathy, patience etc. etc. and he will still try and make me feel like shite the first chance he gets and i just don’t understand why??

[ex0toxin]

part timers

jsys week'24, day 1

[youronebraincell]

Sapphics after losing Batwoman, First Kill, The Wilds, Legends of Tomorrow, Gentleman Jack, Paper Girls and now Dead to me in 2022

[rogueshadeaux]

I’m in a meme making mood have this one too

[gjdraws]

Down a Johnny and Chozen rabbit hole inspired by (in order) @nomercyonlytears @variousqueerthings and my personal belief that both Johnny and Chozen have bodily lifted Daniel at some point and been very proud of themselves

[vitamin-zeeth]

experiencing fhjy while currently being in the equivalent of junior year is so. Yeah that's what it's like that's how school treats you that's how I'm feeling RIGHT NOW. I love how perfectly accurate it is and I also hate it so much because they don't deserve to go through this shit

[spotsupstuff]

What do you think the cannon iterators would look like as ancients?

Nice, i wanted to try my hand at that- prolly smth like this? not really happy with Pebs ain't gon lie... dammit my boyo

saying "canon iterators" is always like challenging me to dare and remember Sliver GJDKSLCKL

[cerealmonster15]

IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT ALHAITHAM AND KAVEH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

i love this fuckin argument kaveh and alhaitham have on the port ormos bulletin board

it's one of those instances where kaveh and alhaitham are arguing and alhaitham is saying that like, while he disagrees with kaveh lol, he also doesnt deny theres truth to what kaveh says.

but i also think it's funny how alhaitham is like "end of conversation. ALSO-" like bitch you kept going IMMEDIATELY fkjsjfklds and then that stupid bit where theyre like "he said this" "he did not fucking say that" "he did" "no he didnt fuck you" "he did give me a month ill prove it!!!!" THEYRE FIGHTING LIKE CHILDREN ON A PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD😭😭😭

also i have this one bit stuck forever in my mind from kavehs hang out

[video source i screenshot from]

MAYBE im reading into it way too much bc i have terminal haikaveh brain. maybe. BUT!!!! art is subjective i can do what i want :^) anyway i think a lot about this part because TO ME it sounds like kaveh keeps assuming the worst from alhaitham - makes sense, they argue all the time and they def have a turbulent relationship. HOWEVER!!!!! while alhaitham does like poking fun at kaveh and gets annoyed with him dskjfdsklf i FEEL LIKE theres an implication that he like, does not enjoy seeing kaveh suffer the way kaveh just assumes he does.

like here, kaveh is like oh, youre not hoping to see me make a fool of myself are you >:(?? just bc alhaitham was like. in a location unexpectedly. lol. and then alhaithams phrasing is just so specific where he like, doesnt say yes but doesnt say no either lol. hes like "oh so you think i get joy from seeing you in pain day in and day out? well if that were true id be entertained always because youre always in distress"

but like. I DUNNO MAYBE IM BEING STUPID BUT JKSDLFJDKL to ME it felt like he was deflecting the question. to be fair it was a silly question so maybe alhaitham didnt think it worth answering lololol but like "are you here to watch me struggle" "why do you assume i enjoy you struggling" is the vibe i get. but then with bullying also bc alhaitham is still poking at him and his distresses lol jdkslfdskl

and then like the moment the traveler is about to be like "kavehs feeling sad" and kaveh tries to deflect it, i personally think alhaitham managed to come up with a distraction to get kaveh to walk away for a minute so he could hear about kavehs troubles bc hes IMMEDIATELY LIKE

ok now that hes gone tell me about kaveh and his issues. and then goes on to explain kaveh and his behavior

and there are SEVERAL INSTANCES i mean this is an obvious thing lol but like, many such cases where kaveh and alhaitham will be like "yeah this guy is incredibly smart but his personality is fucking unbearable" i just enjoy that as much as they rag on each other theyre still like "no he is a genius though im not gonna deny that" AND ALSO [help]

alhaitham says stuff like this a few times, i think hes got a teapot line or so where he says similar things 🤔 but hes like "yeah people go about their lives doing different things and thats fine everyone should stay in their lane as long as theyre not disrupting the lives of others" AND YET!!!!!!!!!!!! he and kaveh endlessly fight with each other on how they go about their lives. trying to get the other to see their way of thinking even though i think they both acknowledge [or it says somewhere in the lore that they do] that it is a losing battle bc theyre both really set in how they see things and their methods of doing things. I JUST FIND IT REALLY INTERESTING that alhaitham is like, "mind your business and ill mind my business what ever bye" but when it comes to kaveh hes like. no actually i have to debate you. the way you feel isnt wrong however your actions make your life really hard for yourself and you could be living better if you changed" like he cannot stay in his lane when kaveh is involved!!!!! and like the whole reason he's even IN the parade of providence event at all was bc he was pursuing a thread of research that he figured out was connected to kavehs dad and his disappearance!!! mister "i dont want to get involved if it doesnt disrupt my life" got involved to give his boy some closure on the haunting of his dead father!!!!!!!!!! I am going to explode now goodbye!!!!

[mandiemegatron]

why would Law like you? 🤔

I'm cute as fuck (he loves cute things), I've got a fat ass (he loooooves this ass 😈), I have a heart of gold and I give great head.

What's not to fuckin love? Like ??

You have to ASK why my mans likes me ? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[marley-manson]

I love To Helicon and Back so much. Gabrielle leading armies is like my favourite thing, and I love the D-Day war film aesthetic lol, there's something very satisfying about seeing that whole noble charge into death vibe perfectly pastiched but with a bunch of women instead of men.

And it's just so satisfyingly dark for Gabrielle. The ep pulls no punches lol, she's gotta make the calls, she's gotta send specific people out to sacrifice themselves, she's gotta feed corpses to sharks, she's gotta demote Varia herself, all while epically dodging explosions. imo season 6 really does nail the sort of Xena Gabrielle roleswap in which Xena's learned the value of peace and Gabrielle's drawn into bloodshed, and this ep perfectly illustrates that.

The "To a strong Amazon nation" bookends are so effective.

lol though at how every Amazon is wearing their classic bikini style outfits except for like, the one northern Amazon queen who gets to be fully clothed. There's something funny about the consistent worldbuilding there, the way the two different regions of Amazons are like on exact opposite ends of the X:WP cheesecake scale.

[ruthlesslistener]

worst side effect of adderall isnt the sleep issues its how it makes me lose 3+ hours to my dermatillomania everytime it fades out

[funky-dealer]

miltank is interesting. on one hand you have people making jokes abt milk and its udders. on the other hand you have people constantly making porn of it. overall i am sick of both

[roaringheat]

155 hours into rdr2 and I just found out you can break down small birds in your inventory for feathers

[danigvf]

okay, so umm.. I am not ok

He’s literally.. so baby

and

for what???