the scientific name for the grackle is gracula quiscula so now next time i see a grackle i will call it count gracula
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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more fat lesbian vampirism
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I know Astarion is technically a chaotic goose but imagine if he was a cat. He would be that cat.
(I apologize to my OPM followers but I'm drooling over another fictional man right now, I'll be back with OPM content very soon)
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"sentihumans are just like regular humans but made from magic!" is literally so boring to me. if youre gonna make sentis then have fun with it. i think adrien played a wax statue so well because he doesn't actually need to breathe and he only remembers to when people remind him about it.
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THERE'S GARLIC IN THE KITCHEN YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOUR VAMPIRE AN ALLERGIC REACTION
if anything it's probably just like hayfever it's FINE
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More vampire Tim and hunter Gerry anyone?
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